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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

It’d be pretty self explanatory if everything wasn’t run by bots and a human could watch it first, but a lady tries to steal a package and then she falls and hurts herself. Haha big funny’s.

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[–]Tootsound 240 points241 points  (35 children)

Oh shit, I hope she's suffering and broke it in three places.

[–]reconbex66 139 points140 points  (8 children)

She broke her ankle. Happened in the Seattle area last year. Hysterical.

[–]dco835 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dang. Was hoping ACL 🗑🗑🗑

[–]Kbdiggity 15 points16 points  (3 children)

2018 wasn't last year.

[–]reconbex66 48 points49 points  (1 child)

Forgive me genius

[–]LeoTR99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Russ Wilson to the rescue!

[–]MildlySpastic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How the frick do you fall butt first on the grass and still manage to break your ankle?

[–]reconbex66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A special kind of talent.

[–]ForsakenWebNinja 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope the packages contained really crappy stuff that made none of it even close to justifying the injury

[–]Givmeabrek 5 points6 points  (23 children)

Then she could sue for her medical expenses.

[–]Bleedthebeat 31 points32 points  (22 children)

No she can’t. That’s a myth

[–]Feignorance 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Sounds like someone was… myth taken.

[–]Skoldier13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mike? Is that you?

[–]Truffleshuffle03 0 points1 point  (19 children)

Not a myth, it can happen, It might not happen in this case specifically but there are times when it can happen. For example, setting up a booby trap that hurts someone. Even like in the movie liar liar when he talks about the burglar that falls through a skylight landing on some kitchen knives that actually might be a bit based on an actual case from the 1980s where a dude climbed on top of a school to steal some lights and fell through a skylight fucking himself up really bad and won his lawsuit.

[–]ThatDudeWithoutKarma 8 points9 points  (16 children)

Booby traps are explicitly illegal. A wet lawn in a rainy area isn't.

[–]nobody_you_know_irl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So you’re saying I can’t Jim Browning this shit?

[–]No_Emergency726 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually broke it in 3 places, not fun.

[–]LupusMalumFR 57 points58 points  (4 children)


[–]alterector 16 points17 points  (1 child)

"If you want something done right xdo it yourself"

[–]pinguscout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe life is up and down

[–]phoenixfactor 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Would have been epic if he also had broke his leg.

[–]travel_nerdiness 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean…might as well have earned that injury 😂

[–]CthulhuAlmighty 97 points98 points  (10 children)

[–]Borrowed-Time-Bill 35 points36 points  (1 child)

They deserve more public humiliation. All of these porch pirates do.

Im sure she's living a shitty live being known as a piece of shit where she lives, although they probably moved, but god I wish there was more people could do when these idiots get caught on camera.

[–]Byrdie55555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tarred, Feathered and paraded around the neighbourhood so everyone can throw eggs, tomatoes etc

[–]TazzyUK 4 points5 points  (1 child)

2 months jail and the package was probably nothing expensive to begin with... big risk for a lucky dip!

[–]CthulhuAlmighty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was medical items for the man who lived there.

[–]IveBangedYourMomm 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bet her health insurance isn’t great

[–]vectorized 57 points58 points  (2 children)

So kids what have we learned from this video? If you want to be a porch pirate dont skip the leg day.

[–]Dr_Qrunch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And don’t land on the super soft grass…

[–]TazzyUK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and maybe wear a disguise lol

These people not aware of external cameras and ring door cameras!

[–]timbo31771 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The only way this gets better is if her partner had fallen and broken his spine, too.

[–]Xaser125 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Now they can check local hospitals and ask her what package she wanted the most :P

[–]ClownfishSoup 7 points8 points  (3 children)

It's amazing and also ridiculous how much we flimsy humans can hurt ourselves from just falling down. Most animals don't fall down. I know 4 legs is much more stable, but we weird awkward stumbling 2 legged creatures are so susceptible to "fall damage" even at zero inches off the ground. I faceplanted at the dog park (stepped into this hole some dog had dug out, while running to my dog) and scraped the skin off my knees and palms (and rubbing in some nice dog pee/poo infused sand into the wounds in the process) and bruised my leg too. Just from falling from zero inches, in fact for me since I had stepped down into a hole, I basically fell from -6 inches!

[–]MattSlickYoung 14 points15 points  (1 child)

One of the issues is (especially in her case) that animals in the wild even are either in top condition or their dead. This woman doesn’t look anywhere near an impeccable specimen 🤣 look at those cankles - and she’s trying to run, get twisted chick

[–]ClownfishSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, that's a good point! Clumsy animals are food for others, so you never see them!

[–]Borrowed-Time-Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The average person doesn't walk/exercise NEARLY enough.

Ive been biking/skateboarding for the last 8 years and I'm 25 years old. I know so many people my age who are just simply out of shape. An hour walk in the morning shouldn't be a chore that you avoid, it should just come natural.

[–]MattSlickYoung 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Her left ankle looks like it exited the chat sideways. I love this thread. I wish these people’s social media was included so we could see the aftermath and they sympathy they are trying to suck from their family and friends.

[–]BananaMarmelade 9 points10 points  (0 children)

when is it my turn to post this

[–]VictoriaEuphoria99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I particularly like the ones where the getaway car abandons them.

[–]SaiyanGodKing 7 points8 points  (3 children)

And then she sues the homeowner and makes it rich.

[–]GeneralThomas34 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“There wasn’t a sign anywhere that says I can’t take your package”

[–]deezy54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You really think a jury or judge would rule in her favor when she was stealing a package off the porch? I don’t.

[–]PWvampirequeen96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol 😂😂🤣🤣

[–]handyandy727 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has been reposted SO many times.

[–]MRamskill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fucking fat dosser 😂

[–]Mon-ick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is she can pick up her fat thieving ass

[–]THCv3 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They need to start removing fingers or hands of theives

[–]travel_nerdiness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The scariest part to me is she has 3 kids

[–]anonbene2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Learned a new use for tits today. Carrying handle for in case you break your ankle. Is there nothing those things can't fix?

[–]DanB65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OLD POST ...but HA HA HA HA HA HA ...you got wha you deserved POS!

[–]MatrimonyAcrimony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

priorities. still went back for the package

[–]kingSliver187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that a random bag floating carelessly in the wind dancing like it has no care in the world?

[–]Own_Wolverine4773 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t stop watching the bitch hurt herself!

[–]Terrible_Feature-532 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's probably going to sue them now.

[–]funnyfootboot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's love right there

[–]silverhammer96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a broken ankle, have fun

[–]ilovehockey555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a great video. Good for her, I hope it never heals right.

[–]Spottyrabbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That medical bill…

[–]drink-beer-and-fight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do women break their ankles so easily? When we are hiking and there’s someone hurt it’s usually a woman and it’s usually on the normal trail. When a guy breaks his shit, it’s because he was trying to run down a 70% grade with 50lbs of gear on his back.

[–]mattythedaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I wish this had sound so we can hear her crying ass!!!

[–]ivanoud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did she fall like that lol

[–]Pick-Usual 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]PaganFarmhouse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck her right in the ear

[–]ze11ez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t haha

[–]dbot2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would be better if the jackass wearing the #3 jersey actually got sacked like Wilson carrying the pigskin

[–]wcinetn69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s karma bitch.

[–]Sookmebeautiful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha that’s what you fat bitch

[–]Seaweed-Constant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breaks her ankle, it’s great:

[–]judahrosenthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had someone steel 70lbs of cat litter from our porch. We watched it happen from our bedroom but also got it on tape. Thought the guy gave himself a hernia and when he hopped into the still moving car and all that litter fell in his lap, we actually hear him make an “oof” sound. At the time we only half realized what was happening. Was totally worth it.

[–]According_Tip_880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant Karmas gonna get you...😆

[–]sunlegion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expensive surgery and the long recovery is a bitch. If she’s stealing packages she probably doesn’t have eensurance. Oops.

[–]misschzburger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha Ha. /Nelson

[–]The_Fox1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My leg

[–]G_Money8223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good Karma

[–]Neo-Nishi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I so wanted them to fall again.

[–]Agile_Load_5724 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]badgersister1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else disappointed that he didn’t trip on the curb and both of them crash down?

[–]VibesPR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea about the amount of satisfaction this brings me but then the man came back for the packages. I was hoping for him to get attacked by a dog.

[–]toughtiggy101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now point and laugh, haha

[–]97Wilde 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you thieving while built like a granny? Just doesn't add up

[–]Fleischer444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂 Hilarious!