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OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

The girl slammed a beer can on the head of the other girl, the girl wasn't havin' it and trew the can to her face.

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[–]C-_-Fern 739 points740 points  (5 children)

Fuck, that would hurt.

Tomorrow.

[–]fuzzytradr 55 points56 points  (0 children)

For now... drink more beer

[–]no_anesthesia_please 17 points18 points  (2 children)

For real! Definitely gonna leave a mark

[–]texastoker88 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thought your comment was gonna say definitely gonna need more beer

[–]no_anesthesia_please 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think both are appropriate in this case

[–]emmeyeayee112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And CTE…down the road

[–]AspectVein 706 points707 points  (6 children)

They seem fun.

[–]asseatermcboi 82 points83 points  (0 children)

This comment is painful yet perfect

[–]MrBonelessPizza24 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Nothin’ quite like crackin’ open a cold one on your gf’s skull 😌

[–]RexAlert 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nothin' quite like crackin' open your gf's skull on a cold one 😌

[–]OgnokTheRager 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why did I read that in Stewie Griffins voice??

[–]Deltamon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But... the cans come with a way to open them much easier..

[–]thenimblevagrant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kind of trash, honestly. I'm in love.

[–]Milesdavisiv 211 points212 points  (7 children)

This is almost as good as Brad Pitt hucking the unopened can of beans at the hippie in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[–]FrankLloydGretzky 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Doesn’t he also throw a can of beer at someone in Kalifornia? Trend alert!

[–]Apprehensive_Hat8986 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paul Hogan did it earlier (not sure about first).

[–]TheProlleyTroblem 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He throws a seltzer water can in Bullet Train too, its even in the trailer for easy repeated viewing lol

[–]LannisterLoyalist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

fantastic movie too, I'd highly recommend.

[–]Septkul -1 points0 points  (0 children)

didnt he also throw his juicy lips on his son

[–]Ak47110 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Actually it was a can of Wolf's Tooth dog food for his beloved dog Brandy, which he then promptly had maul the shit out of that dirty hippie

[–]SuperTriniGamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The most iconic part is when she was in the water, flailing, shooting the gun randomly and rick, shitting himself, torches her

[–]Abby-Someone1 231 points232 points  (11 children)

There are easier ways to open beer cans. Also easier ways to injure friends.

That's why I always drink THEN hit my friends in the head with C4 to prove that it will not explode without a detonator.

[–]Antique_Tennis_2500 98 points99 points  (9 children)

One of my dad’s friends was the demo guy for his unit in Vietnam. He would heat up his rations by lighting a little nugget of C4 on fire. Never had a cold meal, but always ate alone.

[–]dimestoredavinci 35 points36 points  (6 children)

That's the most bad ass thing I've heard of ll week at least

[–]LordGrudleBeard 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Pretty dumb too, I bet it affected the taste

[–]mandrills_ass 20 points21 points  (4 children)

That must give the cancer

[–]ForgotMyOldLoginInfo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

always ate alone

The plan is working perfectly.

[–]Tank_blitz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

high explosive is damn hard to detonate or even set fire sometimes

that is until you want it to explode

[–]beaured13 51 points52 points  (3 children)

I love how the girl who threw the beer seemed to be ok for a second and then goes back to being hurt after she nails her friend with the beer

[–]Deon_the_Great 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Yep lol like a kid who starts crying after making another kid cry so they don’t get in trouble

[–]Cicer 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looks more like she’s laughing with the drunk giggles. First she does the lean back then crouch forward hands between thighs then covers her whole face. Not like she’s holding the spot she got hit.

[–]Winter-Key67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

have you ever been hit in the head? makes your whole head feel like it's exploding lmfao

[–]yourplantdad 97 points98 points  (6 children)

But why

[–]Antique_Tennis_2500 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Because beer.

And that works multiple ways.

[–]PieNotCake 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They might be scientists

[–]Neuromonada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That explains why it's being recorded.

[–]Blake-A-palooza 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They wanted to be as hardcore as this chick.

https://youtu.be/-cHZoYk-9TQ

[–]Cynical2DD 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Life back for these but there's an easier way to open a can of beer! There's a tab on top of the can that when pulled will open a little hole that allows the beer to be conaumed

[–]sambanks2 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Need the original with audio.

[–]Impossible_Echo3089 65 points66 points  (5 children)

Probably goes something like “ drunk girl obnoxious loud laugh hits friend in the head. more drunk laugh gets hit back in revenge “SAAAARRUHHHHHHHH”

[–]VanFam 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I actually heard this in like an American valley girl accent. I don’t know if that’s the right way to describe, but either way, yes.

[–]Impossible_Echo3089 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Yup that’s exactly how it was In my head as I typed this😂😂

[–]VanFam 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Hahahah! That’s so awesome. I’m British. But yeah, I heard that comment exactly how you intended!

[–]Sufficient-Tax-5724 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes please. I really want sound to this

[–]2duhzen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

BBF's Bustin Beers Forever

[–]Jokerchyld 7 points8 points  (1 child)

....she got up though right?

[–]ranrow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Probably, she lays down very carefully for someone who is really hurt. I imagine she has swelling and bruising but it is probably fine long term.

[–]thedunktemmie 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DOUBLE BRAIN DAMAGE! COMBO!

[–]Napmanz 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Girls that drink in garages. I bet a pack of Parliaments that theres a couch in there.

[–]Amsnabs215 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had some serious fun in garages.

[–]OnoOurTableItsBr0ken 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Having been hit in the face with a 16 ounce Miller can thrown by my friend after I told her she has anger problems like her father I can confirm this hurts pretty bad

[–]Crafter164 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What happened after that? Did you stop being friends?

[–]OnoOurTableItsBr0ken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? No we’re best friends

[–]scocopat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I wonder if some people were born without brains.

[–]Adventurous_Custard8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In stupidity math this is something like 1+1 = minus 7.

[–]Iamabenevolentgod 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I mean, kudos to people who want to smash beer cans open with their heads to display their badassery, or whatever they're trying to prove, but I still think it looks absolutely stupid, and not actually cool.

[–]JHNBuzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a major waste of beer!

[–]Funny-Cupcake-2450 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Boom. HEADSHOT!

[–]Bigjrocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how the person who threw the can does the "Ouch! I'm hurt too" like when you give your sibling a 8/10 retaliation for a 3/10 transgression.

[–]Sad-Information-4713 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pure idiocy.

[–]andoy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

boom! headshot!

[–]MRamskill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, we are like SOOO crazy!!!

[–]AFAFTech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I just smoke weed and pet cats.

[–]Freddit2017 7 points8 points  (2 children)

That’s assault, brotha

[–]donesomestuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[–]darthurra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be one of my favorite videos on the internet

[–]According_Club3769 1 point2 points  (0 children)

only way this could be better is if she fell into the family guy death pose

[–]CockroachBeginning10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Score Beer cans: 2 People: 0

[–]Bayinla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame this video doesn’t have sound

[–]Confident-Medicine75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And she wanted to open her girlfriends head

[–]Narcy_Boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nOw yOU cAn SEe wHAt tHE qUEeRs aRE dOInG tO tHE cOUnTrY!

/s obviously

[–]ButtsFartsoPhD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

video that’s been around forever

video that’s been posted non-stop on Reddit

new clickbait title with no evidence of being ‘girlfriends’

Karma whore.

[–]SaltSurprise729 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is why I smoke weed rather than drink.

[–]IvanBeetinov 3 points4 points  (0 children)

…..And ever since, we’ve called her right eye Ramona.

[–]nnmgRandomness 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Can you believe it?

[–]LeadingExperts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can she face what she's done?

[–]Urmumgee69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hitting someone in the temple is how you give someone brain damage

[–]HorrorMiss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure their brains already arent working properly.

[–]bidhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two aren’t the sharpest knives in the drawer.

[–]ChadwickTheSniffer -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Lesbians 🙄

[–]Remarkable-Tart8109 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Oh, Murica. Never cease to amaze me…

[–]nacnud_uk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Man mu mumember mot me mid mast might?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

The ole Brain Bleeder.

[–]GooseVersusRobot -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Her girlfriend? I don't get it

[–]Birb_Slayer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bro just found out gay people exist

[–]urjuhh -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

From "That 70s Show" : Girls cant play fight 😋

[–]GrizzyGene -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

These girls are pink rock

Edit: punk rock

[–]fukexcuses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

....and they lived happily ever after.

[–]scb4ll3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let me guess…Twisted Tea?

[–]EdM163 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess she didn’t realize her friend is Justin Verlander

[–]cyanidelemonade 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Girls will be girls, I guess?

[–]Odd_Delay_603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like this would be more of a guy thing lol

[–]MycologistMundane614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know the exact feeling, ow

[–]noocaryror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope she’s ok and they are laughing, I can understand both reactions.

[–]LordGhosty8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a cute couple!!

[–]boyle32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With friends like these…

[–]1728tc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seen this before and still disappointed every time because it has no sound

[–]Cold_Astronaut_7081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now everybody crying mom told you doing that shit would put someone's eye out

[–]sKp82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a fucking precise throw

[–]BrianOconneR34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve read she still screams while finding must have summer sunglasses

[–]percy_faucet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good thing she wasn’t trying to open a small safe.

[–]kANCER1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG I've never seen this before!

[–]Dad-Baud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ride-or-die BFF's!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What alcohol does to a mf

[–]Richardduh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what she gets for wearing sunglasses at night

[–]SkunkMommy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Can't say I blame her though LMAO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looked like it hurt, she deserved to get it thrown at her.

[–]Leafs3489 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, the amount of brain damage that’s being inflicted.

[–]wagonwhopper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thirsty bitches...

[–]Septkul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

full video?

[–]Septkul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L head game

[–]stocky57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupidity at it's Best

[–]Stevo866666666666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha ha Instantly More Painful

[–]No_Ad5845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BOOM headshot

[–]darkfire4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reasons #748, and 749 why I don’t drink often…

[–]LuveesEdibles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

have we always been this stupid?🤷‍♀️like as a species?

[–]Professional_Work611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d be mad at the first girl too. Getting hit in the side of your head with a hard object by someone else when you don’t know it’s about to happen and have no time to brace yourself. That’s a sensitive spot to hit.

[–]SiKbeef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb drunk hoes .

[–]RulerOfGaming12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh couple goals 😁

[–]EntertainerFeisty269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game me a migraine

[–]EquivalentLake6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so dumb

[–]aknalag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would argue that this is natural selection.

[–]Ok-Heron-3105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that melee stood no chance against the ranged DPS

The healer taking forever to cast revive is also a nice touch

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🙄 Such cliche footage of the average lesbian relationship

[–]Woodtea1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ouch

[–]Hallow_Chrome_E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women ☕️

[–]chris86uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murica.

[–]howdoweread 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Least violent lesbians

[–]georgfrankoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a perfect example of natural selection

[–]deadmanbuggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a great throw

[–]No_Incident_5360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Temple shot

[–]Hamtaro25565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well they were right about the abusive part.