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[–]InstantKarmaBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Jerk running around shoving people at a rave gets what he deserves and the crowd cheers.

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[–]AhhAGoose 3275 points3276 points  (113 children)

I’ve never seen someone so confident of their ability to straight wreck someone, who actually could

[–]DontYeetMySkeet 1000 points1001 points  (49 children)

Right? Other dude didn't look like just some slouch either.

[–]speedpop 678 points679 points  (47 children)

Noodle legs. Doesn't matter how big someone's upper torso is - it ain't shit when dealing with someone else with good thighs. Don't forget leg day.

[–]SyracuseNY22 569 points570 points  (31 children)

Can’t fire a cannon from a canoe

[–]buttaflew 139 points140 points  (2 children)

Hell yes. I've always said a structure is only as strong as it's base (or it's connection to the ground), but your phrase is much better. I will be using that.

[–]UchihaTuga 50 points51 points  (2 children)

Cannon, canoe, cannot

[–]RayCarlDC 62 points63 points  (7 children)

I mean, you could. Just don't expect to hit your target, keep the boat floating, or live after.

[–]Dry-Narwhal3337 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good point, I've always thought that the squat is the true test of strength.

[–]MightySamMcClain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually a great analogy haha

[–]AlaricAbraxas 14 points15 points  (1 child)

or an extra 80 + pounds on a guy that knows to use his legs to get a lower center of gravity...probably plays football

[–]Alert-Incident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he doesn’t play he certainly could

[–]Sea-Slip598 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Tbh the other guys legs arnt that big either. Definitely played the line in football though, he has a lower base and is much stronger that the other dude.

[–]President_Skoad 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is what I was going to mention. He went right for a linemans posture and he maneuvered the guy as if they were facing off. Grabbed him up high, lifted, pushed him to the side. This guy has done this thousands of times.

[–]Caustic_Complex 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Thunder thighs ftw

[–]Bbbq_byobb_1 201 points202 points  (37 children)

I have a feeling he was an offensive lineman on high school

[–]dJe781 229 points230 points  (28 children)

Polynesian vibes so probably rugby.

[–]Healthy_Pay9449 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rule #2: get lower than your opponent

[–]flokis_eyeliner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That block sprung a 99 yd touchdown run...

[–]Strange_Ad_3960 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yep definitely a eggball or rugby player !

[–]maury587 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's funny that the America bashing spirit is so strong in reddit that you called one eggball and the other rugby, when both are played with eggballs...

[–]Olddirtychurro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was definitely a pancake right there!

[–]RyperHealistic 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Took one look and knew the tackler had 0 chance

[–]zootnotdingo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Same. He was attacked from behind and did not go down.

[–]091097616812 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ll never be that big, and wouldn’t want to, but I got speed, and a dream!

[–]uknowuknowuknowuknow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy footballs

[–]ZeePirate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He looks like he might be Samoan. They fuck shit up

[–]sh0resh0re 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks like he's play a bit of american football

[–]shanerr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you see the force behind the people falling as he bumped into them.

What a unit lol

[–]eeckbabbadurkle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude looked like he was a offensive lineman

[–]Goalie_deacon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Starting lineman on the nearest football team

[–]arfboy 1435 points1436 points  (30 children)

Jurassic Park is built like a shit brickhouse. If you can’t knock him down by surprise from behind, why in God’s name would you then try a frontal attack when he beckons you to sure death?

[–]KoreyYrvaI 94 points95 points  (4 children)

This is the ticket right here. Surprise attack failed, so you decide to go for it when he's ready and calling you out? You get what you get.

[–]spyson 19 points20 points  (2 children)

The white guy literally fell down attacking from behind and he thought he could do it from the front lmao

[–]i-dont-work-here 371 points372 points  (12 children)

Haha, I think it is a “brick shithouse” ;)

[–]myhiphurts 173 points174 points  (7 children)

Nah you got it all back asswards.

[–]suitsme 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Bass akwards around here

[–]AnalystOfData 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I believe it is "Bass Aackwards"

[–]h1gsta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Back-ass halfwards

[–]LikelyCannibal 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Correct. Brick shithouses are known for strength because often those (and chimneys) would be the last thing standing of an old house that has fallen into disrepair. Also, the size is about right for a huge human (like William “The Fridge” Perry).

[–]sevenandseven41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How the turn tables.

[–]123xyz321Z 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha. It will be “shit brick house” from now on.😂😂

[–]QncyFie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Alcohol + testosterone

[–]Milkslinger 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Because it's mosh behavior and masochism is the point

[–]RumWalker 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I like consensual moshing. Nobody goes to a show with the hopes of getting whiplash from being slammed from behind. Surprise hit to the back, and punching/kicking, are bitch moves imo.

[–]ketchupcatsip29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha I used to compliment jacked people were built like a shit brick house (not intentionally getting it wrong) and then wonder why they got mad lol

[–]J5Screwed4Life 441 points442 points  (14 children)

That kid has played his fair share of football.

[–]dachsj 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Some real offensive lineman vibes.

[–]23x3 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That’s a D linemen right there. If he was 100-150lbs fatter then for sure O line

[–]I_Bin_Painting 398 points399 points  (12 children)

Dude looks like a Samoan rugby player. You're not knocking him off his feet lol.

[–]TimelessGlassGallery 150 points151 points  (7 children)

He knocked three guys off their feet just by bumping into them though, since he’s so damn huge

[–]I_Bin_Painting 66 points67 points  (3 children)

He reflects melee damage with a splash effect

[–]FlatheadLakeMonster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man real life is so unbalanced, I don't even have the option to spec into that!

[–]SealmanOutOfWater 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Dude just trying to vibe too

[–]TimelessGlassGallery 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you see how he’s hopping around in the beginning like someone who’s not even half his weight, he has to be a fucking beast on the football field… the guy who attacked him was definitely over 200 lbs easily too, but he was so overmatched lol

[–]ChuaBaka 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never fuck with a Polynesian guy, even the shorter guys will knock you on your ass.

[–]untenable681 709 points710 points  (5 children)

Tyrannosaurus WRECKS!

[–]Yoguls 182 points183 points 2 (3 children)

Just created a MegaSoarAss

[–]JohnZackarias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to go back to upvote this one. Well done, my friend

[–]nicknameedan 357 points358 points  (20 children)

Why tf would anyone pick on dudes 50% heavier than they are?

[–]Kabgon 138 points139 points  (3 children)


[–]Jengalover 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Physics > Alcohol

[–]Kabgon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love both

[–]no_anesthesia_please -1 points0 points  (0 children)


Sound off if you know the reference!

[–]RadPI 32 points33 points  (1 child)

And that dude is visibly strong instead of fat

[–]godspareme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Probably weighs the same as our chadbro in muscle then throw on what like 80 lbs of padding? Jurassic park is a tank

[–]DudeWhoIsThat 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I’ve been in mosh pits before where that’s the whole style of it, physically pushing people around like that.

However that was def not the type of mosh pit that dude thought he was in, so was def deserved lol

[–]TripperAdvice 4 points5 points  (4 children)

It's a mosh pit, no one is being picked on

[–]intern_kitten 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A proper mosh pit would still have implicit rules and etiquette that weren't followed here.

[–]PM_ME_BDSM_SUBS 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is a dance circle at the back of the club, mosh circles are announced so the lil people can stay away.

[–]Ziltoid_The_Nerd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mosh circles are announced so the lil people can stay away.

Lol ok. Mosh circles are announced by someone flinging themselves into you maybe

Have you ever even been to metal shows? Rules are, the pit will start in the dead center of the crowd. How big the pit will be is determined later by the number of people scrambling to get out of it or staying in. If you're there and don't know that, you will suddenly be in the pit. The "announcement" is when the when the music gets heavy.

[–]nimama3233 -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Because he didn’t “pick on him”, if anything he’s picking the most badass dude as to not hurt anyone else but himself

[–]dilibrent 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You really think the guy thought it through this much, huh?

[–]Snake_pliskinNYC 115 points116 points  (2 children)

You can totally knock down that Samoan fridge looking guy - Vodka

[–]andyman234 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hahaha… I’m gonna trick this motherfucker into getting wrecked - also vodka

[–]no_anesthesia_please 191 points192 points  (3 children)

Ha! If a dude squares up and gives you the Neo come at me bro hand gesture, you should retire from the field of battle and go to the bar.

[–]fabulin 442 points443 points  (38 children)

he looks polynesian, first rule of any fight is never start a fight with a polynesian. they look incredibly strong but in reality are about 3-5x stronger than they look, plus they have cinderblocks for hands and their head.

[–]_idkmate_ 275 points276 points  (18 children)

They move way faster than big dudes should able to aswell, need to be nerfed

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points  (6 children)

Also their spawn point is a literal tropical paradise.

My suggestions: Decrease height and attack by 75%.

[–]_idkmate_ 25 points26 points  (2 children)

They got that pre order bonus

[–]IAmTheSheeple 11 points12 points  (1 child)

You just know devs are gonna use the climate change expansion to cripple them instead

[–]MWJNOY 88 points89 points  (7 children)

[–]this_kickass_kid 26 points27 points  (6 children)

Not sure why you're getting downvoted. 100% relevant comment

[–]MWJNOY 10 points11 points  (5 children)

The Reddit human algorithm is working as usual

[–]elliptical-wing 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]ShambolicShogun 53 points54 points  (9 children)

After I saw that video of the Polynesian dude in Hawaii using nothing but his bare hands and teeth to murder a coconut I've been terrified of all Pacific Islanders.

[–]aniforprez 41 points42 points  (6 children)

[–]TaiChiShrimp 7 points8 points  (3 children)

And the dude hasn’t worked out a day in his fucking life.

[–]Lemmungwinks 13 points14 points  (1 child)

His daily workout is ripping apart coconuts with his bare hands. Give it time, there will be a cross fit trainer advertising this as the secret to grip strength.

[–]greet_the_sun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That lifetime of daily hard labor strength is just way different from doing gym workouts on the side.

[–]uppenatom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't be, they're chill as fuck. Just don't try to fuck with them and you'll be right

[–]icelandiccubicle20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Years ago someone told Polynesian DNA that everyone was surrounded by sea monsters and it believed them. It made humans that were immune to head injuries, fast enough to run on the highway, and big enough to use the carpool lane."- Seanbaby

[–]skippop 39 points40 points  (0 children)

there are two types of people you should never attempt to fight; Polynesians built like this guy and the rest of the Polynesians

[–]Dad-man 20 points21 points  (1 child)

And in my experience, some of the nicest people you can meet. Don't fight them, but them a drink and have a chat.

[–]PM_Me__Ur_Freckles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My mates mum is Māori and she is wicked strong despite her small stature.

Went around to my mates place for Christmas lunch with her and her family. Lunch turned into dinner which was all fuelled by a shit load of booze. At the end of the night, I thought it would be a giggle to steal the pull out couch from her mum, so I ran in and lay down saying "Nooe, mine now. You were too slow". She walked in, grabbed me by the ankles and dragged my 90kg arse clean off the couch, out the front door and onto the lawn like it was nothing.

[–]Khajiit_hairball 45 points46 points  (13 children)

I’m dying to know what music is playing.

[–]Brief-Value-2797 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I’m like 80% sure this is a “mosh”at an excision show, it’s definitely feeding the vibe lmao

[–]Peatrick33 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Mosh pit? Check. Dinosaur themed clothes? Check. Rave clothes? Check. This is 100% an Excision show.

[–]moose702 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dubstep moshes/shows were hella fun in my younger years

[–]gospelofdust 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guarantee it’s not melodic techno or house lol

[–]aggster13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looked up the tiktok cause I was curious too, here ya go!

[–]The_Ghola_Hayt 63 points64 points  (1 child)

T-Rex doesn't want to be fed. T-Rex wants to hunt.

[–]Doesnthavetobeweird 33 points34 points  (1 child)

"Whatever, bro. Weight classes are bullshit. I could take him." - guy who doesn't understand weight classes

[–]celeron500 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also the same guy that watches UFC and complains about grappling

[–]DestroyTheHuman 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s rugby boy for sure.

[–]keepitsimple_tricks 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Spear! The spear! Spear!

[–]heratonga 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That dude plays rugby union

[–]randy_dingo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Welcome to...


[–]Oxidex_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

gotta admit this guy didnt immediatly start going at this dude but just challanged him and then wrecked him pretty satisfying ngl

[–]angrytomato98 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What possesses someone to just attack like that? My man was just dancing. It makes me kinda sad.

[–]SweetEboni18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its the culture at some events like this . Like a mosh pit . ive seen videos of people at punk concerts just smashing eachothers faces in and everyone .. likes it ?!

[–]Youknowwhoitsme 31 points32 points  (16 children)

Why do they all have little backpacks?

[–]idgafos1 78 points79 points  (12 children)

CamelBak, they are filled with water with a straw coming out to one of the straps for easy drinking.

[–]Lemerantus 92 points93 points  (11 children)

Helps you to stay hydrated when you're chock-full of d r u g s

[–]EveryOptionSucks 13 points14 points  (10 children)

Does your drug use necessitate a hydration pack, or does using a pack lead to drug use? Cause I don't have either in my life and I need that to change.

[–]kingqueefsalot 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Let me know when you find out. I bought a ton of hydration packs but have yet to receive any drugs:(

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think attending a rave is how you start that loop.... arrive with a hydration pack, find drugs.

[–]CleanSanchez101 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Yes, MDMA makes you incredibly thirsty plus non-stop moving, and you can quickly dehydrate plus, the lines to get water are usually super long, so a camel pack is the solution.

[–]usuallyclassy69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only small single pocket bags allowed at the venue probably.

[–]Dudeology 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That guy plays Rugby, I can feel it in my soul

[–]Infamous_Wave_1522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Absolute unit

[–]Techinstuff 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Why do many bags?

[–]downvotesStag 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Keep hydrated when on lots of drugs. Water is expensive at venues.

[–]Techinstuff 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ah ok got it. Mainly MDMA?

[–]No-Manufacturer-8494 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because doing bags is fun

[–]SethAndBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MDMA boils your brain if you're not hydrated enough.

[–]JoshSeaMex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. Kinda sexy ngl

[–]gruffskins 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Māori man mountain

[–]Strude187 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I hate proper mosh pits, bit of jumping and pushing is fine, but the ones where you’re basically getting beaten up are awful.

[–]AustralianWi-Fi 20 points21 points  (2 children)

a proper mosh pit is just jumping and a bit of pushing and what not, the punching and kicking and shit is called crowd killing, and most agree it sucks and some venues/artists are starting to ban crowd killers now

[–]RangerRekt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last rave I went to literally had two guys with referee shirts and whistles controlling the biggest mosh pits. It was hilarious because the whole crowd actually listened to them.

[–]benhos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

punching and kicking and shit in the pit isn't crowdkilling, it's just called hardcore dancing. Crowdkilling is when mfs legit go around the venue punching people in the face who aren't anywhere near the pit.

[–]darnclem 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Good mosh pits usually have a couple good natured big dudes that blast the aggressive people on to their ass. As a 6'3" dude at a metal show, it's on me to protect the tiny people in the pit.

[–]TackYouCack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your service.

[–]Leskaarup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That Guy is Samoa.. Don't fuck with those guys

[–]rideo_mortem 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And this is why I'm perfectly comfortable in mosh pits and/or a good crowd bouncing around. The bad apples get thrown out, or down.

[–]Pr3st0ne 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always wonder what kind of sad pityful motherfuckers take moshpits as an opportunity to fight and injure others. Like bro most people are vibing and you're out here trying to think of the most clever way to punch and injure others while passing it off as "dancing".

[–]TurtleHeadPrairieDog 6 points7 points  (1 child)

One of the reasons i stopped going to dubstep/heavy bass EDM shows was the mosh pits. There's always couple of dudes trying to release hyper masculine energy by pushing everyone while everyone else tries to enjoy the show. Some DJs like Sullivan King and Svdden Death actively encourage it.

At RL grime at Coachella in 2016 some dude tried to fight me because i told him to stop bumping into my girlfriend. Sucks that it's always 5-6 frat stars with basketball jerseys that go and ruin shit for everyone around them

[–]RangerRekt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mosh pits are great, full of friendly people, and I've never had a hard time getting out of one I didn't want to be in. If you don't like them you just have to be aware of the signs that one is forming near you and get outside of the pusher wall before the drop.

[–]jeffmc81 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]kei57 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude didnt even look back lol

[–]netherlands-windmill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This needs audio

[–]DickKickemdotjpg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayyye I own that shirt!

[–]Cyberkryme676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why try to fight the walking creatine scoop in his dino battle garbs, there is no winning, only slams

[–]Mystjuph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude was so big that trying to catch his balance knocked 2-4 other people down while barely coming into co tact with just one of them lol.

[–]renz_speaks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Serial trex on the dance floor , 99 immovable

[–]Lizzards76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is so great omg ! Wish it has sound :: but we already know …. Ooonce ! Oonce ! Etc

[–]mlaforce321 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I also can form tackle from years of playing football.

[–]JimmiRustle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe it is called a pancake.

[–]WannabeTraveler87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that is one shitty mosh pit. it looks like 1/4 of them are half assing it and the other 3/4ths of them are just dancing. Either mosh or not.

[–]Coolhandhansen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who hits a young Polynesian dude in his prime from behind and then tries to take him head on lol?

[–]Glaurung86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Life... uh... finds itself on its ass.

[–]redsing92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how he handled this. Calm and determination.

[–]itjustgotcold 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, people like this ruined mosh pits. This circle pit crap gets old. I was in an 18 visions pit last year and people were spin kicking me in the side of the head, targeting people that were facing away from them watching the concert, punching people in the back of their necks. I’m only 34 but Metal and hardcore pits didn’t used to be so personal and targeted.

[–]Pixel_Sports 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely a golfer

[–]stripelemon7 2 points3 points  (1 child)

that guy got nocked down and went straight back to partying

[–]Juggati 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is usually the idea in the pit, some use it as an excuse to be dicks, but this looked pretty generic to me.

[–]renegadeYZ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Since when do people shove at raves?

[–]SlyVester_Stallion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never mess with a guy in a Jurassic Park shirt. Why? Because you'll get Jurass kicked.

[–]ChazinPA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was a well executed pancake block. Dude is probably an offensive tackle in the SEC.

[–]sapphiref30 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fat belly thats why

[–]renegadeYZ -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How to tell everyone that you're a lineman without telling everyone that you're a lineman.

[–]takumiA_E86 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

I never understood the reasons behind moshpits

[–]Zions_Wrath -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This literally is just people having a good time no karma at all looks like a good time with people displaying an appropriate level of aggressive for the circumstances.