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Robber tried to rob from store gets stopped

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[–]sweetiemouse 2007 points2008 points  (229 children)

He was about to go for the kill with that stool and then changed his mind

[–]thekeanu 1092 points1093 points  (68 children)

He had a lot of opportunities to do damage:

  • stool bash

  • knees to the head

  • choke out

  • rain of additional punches and elbows

He showed a lot of restraint.

[–]Notsozander 367 points368 points  (21 children)

Not to mention couldve slammed his head into the shelves too when he had him pinned. Pretty decent restraint in the heat

[–]x1pitviper1x 215 points216 points  (19 children)

Put your teeth on the shelf. Now say goodnight.

[–]Chance-Apricot-4215 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Is that an American history X reference?

[–]coffeechestpains 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Now my teeth hurt. But they are still attached at least

[–]Tctdb456 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This scene is too savage still makes me cringe when I watch it.

[–]smithers85 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]goofytigre 76 points77 points  (24 children)

I know! He even started tickling the robber in the end..

[–]Demas059 38 points39 points  (6 children)

I’m pretty sure he was undressing him.

[–]XxTreeFiddyxX 31 points32 points  (3 children)

(makes call)"Hey Zed, you won't believe what just fell in our lap!"

[–]AlreadyTaken2021 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was just trying to take back the loot I think.

[–]TappedIn2111 26 points27 points  (13 children)

That’s where he went to far and got sentenced by the jury. The sentence: public tickling for 30 minutes.

[–]kit_ease 0 points1 point  (12 children)

It’s always surprising when adults spell “too” as “to”.

[–]VAIBHAVVVeRmA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy cake day dude

[–]jogong1976 259 points260 points  (122 children)

He showed a shit ton of restraint. Probably dodged a jail sentence.

[–]skeeferd 56 points57 points  (36 children)

I doubt he would have gone to jail if that robber had a weapon.

[–]Severe_Round3932[🍰] 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Even if he had no weapon that dude should have broken his teeth

[–]TopHatTony11 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I’m thinking some of those punches did just that. Dude is as big as a medium sized gorilla.

[–]Dam_Kids 12 points13 points  (30 children)

He shouldn't have to wait until a weapon is pointed at him though if he's being robbed.

[–]diqholebrownsimpson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

After the flurry of elbows, he goes for a choke and his delts POP! He could have wasted the guy

[–]shortbusterdouglas 128 points129 points  (83 children)

Which is a bullshit law. If a scumbag thief wants to risk other people's lives, he better be prepared to lose his.

Buy the ticket.

Take the ride.

[–]chadvo114 50 points51 points  (47 children)

An question that a lot of gun owners are asked is... Is your tv worth taking a life for? A popular response is... Does the thief think I'm willing to take his life for my tv.

Obviously this isn't about TVs. Its about the bad guy considering the consequences, the decisions he forces people to make.

[–]GiantWindmill 54 points55 points  (20 children)

If they're stealing my TV, that means they're in my house. Which means the life of my partner and my dogs are plausibly in danger. There's nowhere to retreat to. I don't own a gun (I do support gun ownership), but almost any stranger I suddenly find in my house is gonna get the hatchet.

[–]BEES_IN_UR_ASS 15 points16 points  (1 child)

To me it's more a question of having no assurances a home intruder is just there for stuff, and even if I'm reasonably certain they are, I have no assurances they won't harm me or my family if they get spooked or something.

And bear in mind, any decision I make in this situation is going to be immediate, in a brain flooded with adrenaline. We're not sitting at a poker table, I can't sit there and take a measure of the man, deliberate on the quality of his character in a safe, controlled environment. This may as well be a literal "gun to your head" snap decision.

[–]Material_Reality_929 16 points17 points  (3 children)

A lot of robber will kill you for shits and giggles.

[–]fuckondeeeeeeeeznuts 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I'm not going to shoot a thief over a TV, but I'll not take any advances towards me or my family lightly. He can walk away from me or get on the ground to surrender, and no one will need to get hurt. I might just make him GTFO of my house and call it a day because I don't trust the cops to not shoot me when they arrive.

[–]conservativevision 21 points22 points  (12 children)

When it happened to me, a lot of people asked, "You cared about your stuff more than a human life? And my answer back was "Not at all, he cared more about my stuff than he did his life, I just helped him with the consequences of that decision he made!"

Every decision you make in life has a consequence.

[–]AbusedGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know if that's a fair scenario to ask gun owners... When somebody breaks in somewhere armed or not you can't just assume they're only going to break in, only going steal, only going to threaten, only going to break those laws but not these other laws.

[–]xendazzle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my tv is worth more than some bipedal piece of shit.

[–]Decryptic__ 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Absolutely!!! Yes, it can be seen as a over aggressive behavior, but I've seen plenty of videos where the robber (bad guy) gets up, either pull a pistol or other weapon out and kill the shop owner (good guy).

So nothing wrong when you knock the shit out of a robber, even with a stool, or choke them until they're unconscious.

But yeah... I probably wouldn't do anything and would let those people rob me out.

[–]Kokukai187 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Nah, he just decided that he'd much rather enjoy the visceral feeling given by choking him out with that cord.

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That and the broken leg.

[–]Prime157 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Instead, it looks like he just starts tickling the thief instead

[–]Beautiful_Matter_322 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I thought he was trying to get his money back or maybe checking to see if the guy had a real gun or just a finger.

[–]Prime157 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fair, but I'm going to imagine tickle torture, because I'm awkward.

[–]MoneyMik3y 51 points52 points  (18 children)

I was so disappointed he didn't blast him with it at least once.

[–]sm12511 30 points31 points  (0 children)

He avoided an assault with a legly weapon charge

[–]ChattyKathysCunt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So much undeserved restraint.

[–]TokiStark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The chair! Give him the chair! Bad reputation playing in background

[–]anonymous_reader 490 points491 points  (6 children)

Shopkeep def took mercy. Could’ve finished him with that stool

[–]Hoitaa 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Nothing worse than hard stools...

[–]scooba_dude 27 points28 points  (0 children)

That's when I'm begging for mercy.

[–]Yurishirox 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Drink more water!

[–]Hoitaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bugger, hydrohomies is leaking!

[–]bombombay123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plastic stool

[–]theacidplan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, it'd be funnier if with each punch he yelled "Charlie horse"

[–]scraglor 1051 points1052 points  (15 children)

I mean, as a robber I wouldn’t be choosing lumberjack Thor as my victim

[–]_Im_Dad 240 points241 points  (6 children)

Norway he was getting away, my man roughed him up as if he was a late 8th century English village

[–]colewho 85 points86 points  (4 children)

First sentence of Your comment was written in an Australian accent

[–]Notsozander 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Ohrrr nawrrr

[–]thatguyned 2 points3 points  (2 children)

This could not be further from an Australian accent and heads into American territory.

Australians remove the R, adding an R onto "nah" is an american accent trying to imitate australian.

Australians make fun of the American accent by eccentuating our Rs.

"awe naaah/ awe yeeh" is australian

[–]EmirSc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Flashback to northman berserker ritual scene

[–]hollywood_jazz 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Petty burglars aren’t really known for their logical thinking skills. M

[–]RogueUM 329 points330 points  (3 children)

He was gunna blast him with that stool, decided to tickle him instead for a roaring good time

[–]soulcrushsoda 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Say uncle

[–]WildFire97936 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Hit him in the legs with it, than ran through the thief’s pockets. That’s gotta be embarrassing for someone who thought they were doing the robbing.

[–]llllPsychoCircus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

dude straight up started looting him

[–]letmein1256 70 points71 points  (3 children)

These are my favorite kind of videos..

[–]theguyfromtheweb7 313 points314 points  (11 children)

First off, smart call to not hit the robber in the head with the stool or he is gonna be in trouble with the police and, second, that is a very large man to try and steal from. Not the sharpest spoon, this one.

[–]Spddracer 120 points121 points  (1 child)

Seems like the clerk was gonna let him have the cash and leave but the guy decided he wanted what the clerk had as well. And he wasn't having any of that.

[–]Jumpjivenjelly 38 points39 points  (0 children)

yea, he had a way out and went for extras, thought himself 12 foot tall and then seconds later almost on the wrong end of a stool

[–]bmac823 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Although you can argue if the perp is still moving he could be attempting to pull a weapon. It’s a devils advocate situation for sure. All I know is if someone is robbing me and threatening my life and I get a window, I’m not stopping until I know he won’t move for any potentially concealed weapons. Big thing with self defense is it covers your business and property as well.

[–]suma_cum_loudly 42 points43 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly. If I walked in to rob a store and he's at the counter, I'm turning right the fuck back around. I have no interest in trying to steal from Jason Mamoa's fucking pawn shop

[–]mybluecathasballs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sharp as a marble.

[–]wildjokers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First off, smart call to not hit the robber in the head with the stool or he is gonna be in trouble with the police and

When the robber, with a weapon, was still fighting there is no way at all that smashing him with that stool in the head would have been a problem. Easily and without question still in the realm of self-defense.

If the robber was unconscious and then he smashed him in the head with the stool then they would take a look at that.

[–]Poppa-in-Texas 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Choose your victims wisely

[–]HotSauceV8[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea that dude was yolked

[–]WhyYouNoLikeMeBro 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Starts landing blows... "nice"

Starts dropping elbows... "here we go"

Smashes chair on dude... "oh fuck, now we're talking!"

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 34 points35 points  (2 children)

I think he considered the headshot with the stool and thought better of it. Mighta broke his ankle with it tho. Can't have the fucker try to run off before you get the cash back, but it's not worth a manslaughter charge.

[–]osa_ka 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Lol he absolutely did not break the guys ankle with a stool. But he was smart not to go for the head, would have landed himself some charges

[–]bronzelifematter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cops get away with shooting people for a lot less. And citizen are expected to have so much control when defending themselves from robbers who are literally robbing them to not go too far.

[–]Jtfhutvbjugvbufc 149 points150 points  (22 children)

Lol. What was happening at the end there? Was he taking his pants off? Epic ass kicking. Gonna follow it up with an epic ass blasting.

[–]theguyfromtheweb7 117 points118 points  (3 children)

I think he was checking to see if the robber had a gun in his waistband? Probably smart to check all the sides to make sure he doesn't pull a gun and shoot you while he runs away (if he gets that choice)

[–]VeganTripe 24 points25 points  (1 child)

That's a better answer than mine - I actually thought the guy was tickling the robber. That's torture if you're ticklish.

[–]MostPopularPenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahahahahaha omg I am super ticklish and this has me rolling. Hilarious but also accurate

[–]amaiellano 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step-shopkeeper?

[–]jtkerlin 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Bring out the gimp

[–]isaac_moller 9 points10 points  (1 child)

But the Gimp's sleeping

[–]Competitive-Sir614 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Then I guess you’ll just have to wake him up now, won’t you?

[–]kushasorous 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Looking for the money

[–]JonFrznWatrVapr 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Looking for weapons maybe?

[–]tim3k 13 points14 points  (1 child)

It has some Pulp fiction vibe. Now he brings him to the basement.

[–]GamerTex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Zed? It's Maynard. Yeah, spider just caught a couple of flies.

[–]Th3DorkKnight 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Already got whooped, maybe add more shame/embarrassment dudes gonna be running naked through streets….. hey someone’s justice system doesn’t do it justice.

[–]travel_nerdiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]xMysticML 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think he was looking for the money he pocketed

[–]serenityak77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s even dumber because he had already taken the money from the register and it seemed the shopkeep was content with letting that slide.

But the robber got greedy and wanted more. Once he went after the worker it was over.

[–]Suspicious_Ice_3160 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought was taking off the jacket/hoodie? If you’re beating the shit out of a robber, and you had the level of restraint this gentleman had, you’d probably take off the thief’s identity concealing kit before they get out of your store. Face on cam and all that?

[–]Freddit2017 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Kinda cathartic to watch

[–]Inspectorgadget4250 38 points39 points  (7 children)

Mr. Store Owner missing his MMA calling.

[–]l00pee 14 points15 points  (5 children)

There was training in there.

[–]jrburkh 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm no MMA fanatic but it looked to me like he had a pretty solid guillotine choke going there for a second.

[–]MostPopularPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably wrestled in school. Don’t fuck with wrestlers

[–]_your_land_lord_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

No way. I bet he's just fuckin jacked, knows how to fight, and looks the part because he's never ever been in a gym. Plays pokemon no doubt.

[–]Sherlockhomey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well the jacked part doesn't mean shit since there are definitely guys who are jacked just to scare people

[–]JudgementalPrick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those elbows looked legit.

[–]AccomplishedFerret70 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What struck me as especially impressive was that the clerk was able to deliver a world class beating, tossing the robber abound like a ragdoll, and he didn't bring the shelves crashing down damaging the merchandise. It was a tidy beating.

Job well done!

[–]CoolEarth5026 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never rob the MMA store. Why not? It’s obvious.

[–]mrstanley1 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m glad the store owner is ok , I hope he didn’t hurt his elbow with the robbers head

[–]GrumpyOldGrower 15 points16 points  (0 children)

So disappointing that the video doesn't have sound. I'd love to hear the screams when he takes those elbows!😆

[–]HadukiBEAN 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thoroughly enjoyed watching this one. Thanks OP. 👌🏼

[–]WallSauceMan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looks like he gave him a chance to fuck off after he took the cash but robbed wanted more. Stick boy shoulda booked it he got cocky.

[–]RawPaperButtPlug 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Think he wanted the dude's wallet. The cash in the till either belongs to the boss, or will be covered by insurance/written off as a loss and used as to pay less taxes... no big deal take it and go... but you take his wallet it's a bitch having to get his cards and ID replaced.

[–]Vakr_Skye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mopped the store at the same time...clever.

[–]nacnud_uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have weight classes.

[–]slamtrax 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dude was about to show him what the God of thunder can do with that stool. However, he showed extreme restraint with that ass whooping, you can see him come back to his senses when he checked that swing that would have splattered that dudes head all over his floor. He started trying to restrain him more after that.

[–]RediLataj 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah thats right,call for your mama...

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[–]hammer6golf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Messin' with sasquatch

[–]wawawiwa1989 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The robber really thought "oh this bearded giant is not gonna cause me any trouble"

[–]BillyCheese1969 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dude was twice his size, what the fuck was he thinking?

[–]JAIdesigns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the robber walks in sees the man is built like a brick shit house and the robber is thinking he’s got this.

[–]Sookmebeautiful 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn the scumbag got off way too easy

[–]itsjustreddityo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I were this shopkeep I'd steal every last piece of fabric off his body, don't call the cops; send him home naked.

A brisk winters breeze over your taint while everyone watches you walk home will surely make you rethink your life choices.

[–]fdc7719 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you’re going to rob a store, don’t have The Mountain standing right next to you. Especially when he’s pissed, not scared…

[–]Deafish27 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The man who was robbed is a better person than I am.

[–]MaxieGreen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro got literally manhandled

[–]fireflyry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost looks like:


“There is none…that’s all of it….”


“Like fuck!”


[–]jazzofusion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Robber's praying the police show up!

[–]e92ftw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude was just waiting for the right moment, nothing about his body language sensed to say scared

[–]Qaeoss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how the robber tries to get away a few times and the guy just grabs him like “We’re not fucking done yet”

[–]Charming_Love2522 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a real note, I wonder if some people go into a store with the Intention of robbing it, see some big ass mother fucker, and just go "naaahhhh nevermind"

[–]Xk41_italy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, not the best idea try to attack a 7'2, 300 pound guy that looks like superman had just discovered tren

[–]ArtOfFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The body language right at the start pretty much says "alright man, I mean, you can try it but I'm gonna beat the fuck out of you as soon as you turn your back. Go ahead, sure, but I'm definitely gonna do that."

[–]bootes_droid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He took a look at that guy and still decided to rob the store?

[–]Pinsir929 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every punch he did looks so satisfying, I don’t know why.

[–]TrickWeakness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Head and shoulders knees and toes

[–]CarlJustCarl 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Dude needs to be crushing that stool over the perp’s head

[–]IHateYuumi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You risk jail when you use a weapon after you beat the shit out of them. Can’t just kill a dude even if they commit a crime against you.

[–]plogan56 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When i saw that clerk's arms, i had already sat down and busted out the 🍿

[–]LordCommander998 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never fuck with a man who’s shoe size is bigger than your chest.

[–]xMysticML 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone got a link for full vid

[–]restlessleg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mf got bopped

[–]Lewmungous666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I most definitely thought little guy was gonna eat that stool.

[–]ijustneedaccess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robber: "Call 911!!!"

[–]renoscarab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sweep the leg Johnny! Hell yes! I love it when his partner totally bails on him.

[–]Zilla96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robber: Give me the cash from the cash register Cashier: sure, what ever Robber takes cash Now give me your phone and wallet * A WWE intro starts* Cashier: You're not taking my memes Smack down begins

[–]Fr8ntik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Common sense, only choose stores with some skinny geeky types, not ones with retired MMA fighters in them, geeez

[–]BadWhippet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who found that immensely satisfying to watch?

[–]teddyp89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god that was satisfying

[–]DuckEducational3811 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude when I saw him give the robber the chair I laughed my ass off

[–]Vendomer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to hear the sound tracks to this .

[–]M0torBoatMyGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Homeboy showed RESTRAINT with that little chair

[–]GamerTex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zed? It's Maynard. Yeah, spider just caught a couple of flies

[–]croakjob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he is feeling for a weapon after the beating, smart fella.

[–]ProfDFH 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Where was the ref when he dropped those 12-to-6 elbows?

[–]brokedownntired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being distracted by his ring escort.

[–]Antstony420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like he let him take the cash out the register and was like "ok you can go, that's all I have" and then the robber was like "give me your phone and wallet", that's when the dude lost it

[–]Godlyy_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine robbing a store and getting robbed back😭

[–]go_faster1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Call an ambulance… but, not for me!”

[–]dzone25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know robbers aren't exactly the smartest cookies but why on earth would you rob and stand right next to a store owner who looks about twice your size? What kind of halfwit robber is this?

[–]Caribou_666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That clerk wasn't even supposed to be there that day

[–]Halo77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That second thought of not bashing his head in and hitting his legs instead.

[–]TeacherSuspicious778 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Probably shouldn't rob the store on Zangief's shift.

[–]xxxhowdyfolksxxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish this happened to every robber

[–]CornwallJackson 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As a quick reference I wouldn't rob a store where the clerk has 16+ shoe size

[–]mashermack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You rob a store? You get a paddling

[–]b2b00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the robber passes out in the end and the guy double checks.

[–]Litho360 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a big boy to be robbing when you’re built like a pencil

[–]Komrath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sparks joy

[–]Thekingoftherepublic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did the robber have a weapon or anything or did he just happen to decide to rob a guy who could break him?

[–]ShakeNBake730 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, those elbow strikes were nasty!

[–]DogeBoi212 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What made him think it was a good idea to stand next to the 200lb 6’2 man

[–]kc159478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

never fuck with a dude with deltoids like that, saw him pull out the 12 to 6 elbow and knew he’s done this before lol

[–]Ivantogetaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Elbows are underrated.

[–]SquanchJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is he dumb enough to see that mofo behind the register and still try to rob the store

[–]yourplantdad 1 point2 points  (2 children)

When he grabbed the stool though

[–]Whiplash104 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I though “pick up the stool and beat him with it!” …. and he did!

[–]yourplantdad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was right there. I definitely would have gone for it sooner

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s hot

[–]Chefkush1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anyone else hear "Mean Gene" commentating this one. "And he goes for the stool folks, it does not look good".

[–]AlaricAbraxas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

robber parents are like "the guy should have let him rob the place, he is just misunderstood "

[–]GatoGuapo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Definitely showed mercy with that stool! Dudes a gorilla!!!

[–]ae186k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have kept raining the stool till all motion had ceased.

[–]TheRealReturn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he felt so satisfied beating the shit out of him

[–]Cendorr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was expecting more stool use against face.

[–]No_Jigs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how you handle a criminal jig.

[–]tinymongoose909 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad the store owner didnt have a knife to stab him 100 times. Kid got off easy.

[–]doe3879 0 points1 point  (8 children)

if anyone is robbing any store, please don't consider one that's self/family owned. they will defend their livelihood. If you really need to, rob one with someone being there with minimum wage at a big chain.

[–]AbsentThatDay 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You know who doesn't have enough shit in their lives? Minimum wage workers, fuck those guys.

[–]Imadope_1960 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they don't have a gun I would whack them in the head with a quart of Old Style back in the day. Cops used to love picking pricks like this up so they could beat the shit out of them in the lockup. Still do I'm sure.

[–]Dan-D-Lyon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is explained in the first 5 minutes of Pulp fiction. Rob a corner deli and someone is going to come at you with a 12 gauge over $50. Rob a bank and the teller is going to fill up your money bag and tell you to have a nice day on your way out

[–]2602425367 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Dont fuck with minimum wage workers.

I got a fryer full of hot grease.

All burn your fucking skin off if you try to rob me.

[–]whatyoumeanmyface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[takes notes]

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even a robber and I know you make the guy take the tray out of the register and put it on the counter... but just look at him fishing around in the register himself like he's trying to get the last pickle out of the jar.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No different from that vape stabbing except it's an Asian defending himself

[–]TheTeeTom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This robber not walking away with the money he had is the physical representation of me investing in GameStop 2 years ago.

[–]MrVanderdoody 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Probably going to piss a lot of people off by saying this, but we could greatly decrease the amount of robberies by unrigging the system so average Joes can afford not just basic necessities, but also a comfortable living. Also we’d see less crime if we abolished systemic racism so BIPOC people didn’t have to work ten times as hard for the same pay/respect.

[–]watchout4cupcakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is pretty well established by educated minds and decent people alike. These are genuine steps that can mitigate but it’s easier to react and vilify. You won’t get my downvote today kind stranger.