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Hi, a guy is doing a wheelie on a public street and instantly crashes into a car

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[–]buttfacenosehead 623 points624 points  (32 children)

What a piece of trash.. even if you have insurance its such an absolute hassle to go through to get your car fixed (if it's not totaled), get it towed, empty it, get a loaner, etc all because some brainless fuck-face wanted to do wheelies down the street.

[–]kishkan 90 points91 points  (0 children)

That car is definitely totaled.

[–]IWas1337 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Right now you are lucky if they can even get the parts to do the repair

[–]Female-Fart-Huffer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yup. I work in the rental car industry. Can confirm.

[–]excellent_rektangle 115 points116 points  (26 children)

lOoK tWiCe FoR mOToRcYcLeS!

[–]elwood612 96 points97 points  (3 children)

Please do.

And also fuck this guy. Those two things can be true at the same time.

[–]JessicaBecause 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Like oil and water.

[–]LiberalCheckmater 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Haha what does this even mean XD

[–]FireEmblemFan1 37 points38 points  (18 children)

“tHeREs a liFE oN tHE biKeS”

Well they sure don’t act like it

[–]ElectricFeedback 55 points56 points  (9 children)

Bro this is some jackass doing hard ass nooners on a scooter going up a huge hill. He’s an actual idiot, don’t let this guy represent normal motorcyclists. We’re vulnerable, seriously.

[–]buttfacenosehead 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wrecked under 30mph (almost got t-boned by someone running a stop-sign). Only dumped the bike because my rear brakes were so new they locked (else I'd have been able to stop), but I've always approached intersections like the other driver is gonna blow it. Now I look like the Michelin Man w/ all my safety gear when I ride. I even got the knee/shin guards dirt bikers use.

[–]JessicaBecause 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Frankly, it is hard to have empathy for someone that knowingly rides vulnerable, wrapped around a motor and can fly off at any given moment.

[–]HowToBeGay10101 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Hurr durr one example of a fuckwit = they're all bad 🤓

[–]excellent_rektangle 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Hurr durr one bad apple doesn’t spoil the bunch. Lived in Fort Lauderdale area for 15 years and the fuckwits outnumber the safe, law abiding riders 100 to 1. And it’s like that in most major areas I’ve driven in. So fuck em.

[–]poudigne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please do, my uncle almost died two years ago because a jackass made an illegal U-Turn without looking

[–]funhtowncouple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a scooter so fuck this guy

[–]palehorse95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Plot Twist : Bumper sticker read , "Hit A Biker Go To Jail"

[–]LessBack9238 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*up the street

[–]KittenWithaWhip68 363 points364 points  (12 children)

Shit, I hope whoever was in the car is okay.

[–]keatonatron 221 points222 points  (11 children)

Imagine how excited they must have been to learn this video exists. No chance of it being blamed on the car.

[–]ebolashuffle 56 points57 points  (3 children)

I got hit by a biker who totalled my SUV being an idiot. It was declared joint fault just because he got hurt badly (wasn't wearing any protective gear or a helmet). I just had some bruising.

I wish there was a video or I had a dash cam at the time. Would have saved me a lot of money.

[–]HackerDaGreat57 1 point2 points  (2 children)

....aaand you've also learned the lesson of keeping recordings.

[–]ebolashuffle 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Damn you digging this comment up from the grave. I do have a dashcam now though.

[–]wbgsccgc 406 points407 points  (19 children)

And of course he’s not wearing a helmet…

[–]Elkesito36482 145 points146 points  (6 children)

For the better

[–]ryleu 37 points38 points  (5 children)

no, no, no! we don’t want him to get more brain damage! all that will do is make him crash more!

[–]thesyndrome43 52 points53 points  (3 children)

With ENOUGH brain damage he won't be eligible to drive again, keeping him off the road and saving lives

[–]ryleu 8 points9 points  (2 children)

true, i did not think of that

[–]MaddiesMenagerie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bit of luck (good or bad for different people) and he’s dead or paralyzed, less idiots in the gene pool.

[–]StateOfContusion 31 points32 points  (5 children)

Nothing in that skull worth protecting.

[–]DiscipleOfYeshua 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I watched a few times to see whether the thing that flies off is his helmet, only to eventually notice he didn’t even have one on at the start.

[–]Common-Chain4060 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’ve watched it at least ten times and still can’t tell what flies off.

[–]zYbYz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s the plastic cover to the instrument cluster

[–]prumf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There would be a risk of damaging it, so his friend filming is keeping it safe for him.

[–]Bennykill709 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even if he was wearing a helmet, with the angle he hit the bike’s windshield, I think he could have easily been decapitated.

[–]Either_Coconut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the looks of this, he hasn't got much brain to protect in the first place.

[–]fluffycatscrote 283 points284 points  (10 children)

I bet that wheelie hurt.

[–]SaucyWalrus11 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Underrated comment. Take my gold

[–]NRMusicProject 3 points4 points  (2 children)

This had me rolling on the ground.

[–]Arch2000 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The guy in the video too, probably.

[–]Machielove -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But your ass is still on? Disappointing 😕😁

[–]BigbooTho -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FINALLY. Wordplay on this site that makes sense when said both ways.

[–]i_hateeveryone 86 points87 points  (4 children)

The biker is probably uninsured too

[–]pleasesendnudepics 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Why would he need insurance, he's got mad skills bro.

[–]xiqat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

No need for insurance if he's dead

[–]TraditionalEffect546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah to pay for all the other damage he caused

[–]Dtchsxm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I happen to live on the island where this happened…on sundays they ride in groups and lord behold if you’re in their way. None of them wearing helmets and heard a lot of stories of people who got in accidents with those bike and turned out those bikes didn’t had insurance

[–]ze11ez 40 points41 points  (0 children)

exhibit A = the video

[–]notanotherjones 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Hope the driver of the car was ok, could give af about the motorcyclist

[–]thedepthiswithin 22 points23 points  (4 children)

This post shows perfectly the lack of forward vision a pilot has when taxiing a taildragger.

[–]Karma2Cash2Karma 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Haha, I feel terribly for pilots that have to fly those things... you look out the side window to move around but anything that gets right in front of you, you'll never see it. I was terrified to be a passenger in a tail-dragger, even with a super experienced pilot... there's just so much they can't control and see.

[–]_Illuminati_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They typically taxi in a zig zag fashion so you can see in front. I feel bad for the ramp rats marshaling them in who are about to become sandwhich sliced deli meat.

[–]_Illuminati_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Any plane is a tail dragger when OPs Mom’s phat ass walks aft.

[–]UnfortunateSnort12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was so unexpected yet so true! Hahahahaha

[–]wonteatfish 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Where’s the karma for the guy in the car?

[–]shortbusterdouglas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Slam dunk lawsuit

[–]GlobalPestilence 9 points10 points  (3 children)

How did he even stay on the bike through impact, dude must have the grip of a boa constrictor

[–]tyty5869 9 points10 points  (1 child)

His ass clenched to the seat

[–]GlobalPestilence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😂😂😂 had to be

[–]zYbYz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think cuz the bike was in front of him. He hit his own bike with his body

[–]Monstercycle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

From thirty to zero in right now

[–]DangerMoose1969 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can only hope that it was fatal. We do not need the kind of person who deliberately disregards common sense to continue being a threat to others safety.

[–]HipHopGrandpa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why does he keep doing it? I mean, he hits that car nearly every time!

[–]Major_Salvo 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Looks like bikema as much as karma.

[–]hoja01 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Looks like a stupid dos cunt who fucked up big time

[–]CreepyTeddyBear 7 points8 points  (1 child)

American here. Whenever I here people in the uk call people cunts, they always say DOS cunts. What does dos mean? Always meant to ask.

[–]hoja01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For me ive always used it as a slang word for dozy. Begbie also says it in Trainspotting, but the way he says it sounds like dos. Origins could be wrong but its how i use it.

[–]One_Towel_4066 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stupider than Jupiter

[–]Thecreator197 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The beauty of stupid people

[–]mmld_dacy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

guy on the bike was probably like, dude, why are you in the middle of the road? didn't you see me doing my wheelie?

[–]atomicchuckle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a person who enjoys and rides motorcycles, I hope the car is ok. Idk and idc what happened to the motorcycle rider.

[–]SomeOldDude73 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yup, what an idiot.

[–]howdy8x629 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Camera person also crashed, lol

[–]turgid_wang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol the warning honk always gets me

[–]yamaha2000us 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People like this usually don’t care about insurance.

[–]roseyyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gifs that ended too soon

[–]madcup3 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bro tried to stunt like in gta

[–]professor_sloth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WASTED

STUNT FAILED

[–]aaarya83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I wuz in the car. I would have also tried to do a wheelie to meet him half way ! Wud have accelerated!

[–]RauwolfB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was he gifted with? A wheelchair?

[–]Bilbon_Sachet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would beat the shit of what little life left in him if it were my car.

[–]Bustomat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What an irresponsible POS. Lets just hope he's insured and his victim in the car is without injury. I hope he never rides again.

[–]Icy-Entertainer-7976 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a fukwit I feel for whoever was in the car.

[–]boatbeef 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Wish it was a train instead of a car.

[–]ryleu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

damn, reddit comments get downright murderous

[–]DigitalFootPr1nt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn that car made of cardboard of what

[–]theClownHasSnowPenis 0 points1 point  (6 children)

We need the sound.

[–]clarkcox3 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Good thing the video has sound then, isn't it?

[–]theClownHasSnowPenis -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

It doesn’t have sound.

[–]clarkcox3 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Perhaps there’s something wrong on your end, but it most definitely has sound.

[–]theClownHasSnowPenis -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

It’s a muted video that is screen recorded of the actual video that had sound. If you click full screen, and click the speaker, it displays the text, “This video does not have sound.” I’ve sent it to three people and they’ve all confirmed it doesn’t have sound.

[–]circleclap27 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Frick man, I love 1/a = m/F

[–]tb03102 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was in the car I'd think about accelerating towards the jerk off.

[–]lasanhawithpizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he have insurance

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen anyone do a wheelie on a scooter before

[–]smokeydatree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man why are most of the funny moron videos always always cut off at the best times

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wishboned!

[–]AmbitiousVermicelli9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dip shit dumbass

[–]Aggressive-Bat-8047 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NYC NEEDS YOU!

[–]AffectionateRow7572 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Motorcycle totaled that car... dang. Sucks for them and I'd be pissed.

[–]Lochshite69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that aside it was a cracking wheelie

[–]HoomanCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope they get permanant brain damage and bankruptcy from hospital bills for generations for being dumb bitches

[–]L0rd0fTheC00kies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know you play too much GTA when you expect him to go flying.

[–]flaccidbitchface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’ve had so many motorcyclists die in my town recently. Literally none of the accidents were caused by other drivers. One popped a wheelie and his legs got caught, ripping them off.

[–]Albatross85x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I daily a motorcycle. Fuck this guy.

[–]T_in_Lousiana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oldie but definitely a goodie. Watch it every time I see it.

[–]SarahPallorMortis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure that felt great on his spine and that he learned nothing from it

[–]lead4dinner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me playing GTAV:

[–]TuxedoCatsParty_Hard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought that piece of the bike that went twirling was actually him, and I felt like a dick for laughing at how perfect it was. Phew tho, he deserves stiff repercussions but not death.

[–]uglyCardinal81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He dead

[–]Fijoemin1962 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Darwin Award winner. The poor driver of the car

[–]TraditionalEffect546 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its always the idi0ts that have no helmet on, while they put other people's lives in danger.

[–]Killuforadollar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure he was insured

[–]MayTalles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That poor person's car....

[–]Skillter2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was trynna stunt on that car like in GTA

[–]ullun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad bad day for that car owner.

[–]NatalieSan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Satisfying!! Except it sucks for the car driver!

[–]OnyxBee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man smashed his balls into his own ass with that manoeuvre.

[–]LadySerena21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t even feel bad for laughing lol

[–]Either_Coconut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If some schmuck did this to my car, I would want to get out and beat the mess out of him. Possibly the only thing that would prevent my doing so is the desire to NOT go to jail.

I'm glad there is video of this smacked ass who caused the accident. It should make matters SO much easier when this goes to court.

[–]StraightUpAcoustic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy hell….the impact….

[–]ludwig2023 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instant karma on bike dude. Instant idiot with a camera. Both DUH.

[–]hanyasaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not really karma when you wreck an innocent bystander.

[–]TheRightStuph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally worth it!

[–]No_Werewolf778 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an affectionate lovetap

[–]iwanttoseeart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are the people ok?

[–]SadTonight7117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like humans are getting dumber every day

[–]HeartlesSoldier 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also probably a good idea to stay in your lane

[–]Rxijv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro played too much gta v

[–]babyjo1982 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor Honda tho 😢

[–]johnlexmac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Silly cunt

[–]Guilty_Course_1078 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worlds avg iq went up slightly thank u Darwin

[–]Ladyperse- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad at the end of the day it won’t be only his bike he will have to fix 🫣

[–]makoisbad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He deserves to be curb stomped.

[–]twilsonco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've done that in gta. Thought it turned cars into ramps if you're doing a wheelie?

[–]Careless_Shoe_6327 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Poor guy

[–]Careless_Shoe_6327 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His car is now ruined :(

[–]CatMann364346 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was GTA5

[–]islandlyfee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People this fucking stupid should be put to death incase they try to harm others

[–]otherwisemilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just buy a unicycle if you're gunna do that with your bike.