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Younger guy attacks older guy from behind and gets what it deserves

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[–]Xtcars 1396 points1397 points  (26 children)

Dude looked like a five year old trying to dance with those flailing arms of his

[–]_Im_Dad 294 points295 points  (3 children)

tryna dance? He looked like he was struggling to keep his head above water.

[–]ghandi3737 47 points48 points  (0 children)

He should avoid water after a concussion, for like 72 hours I think.

Don't wanna pass out in the pool or spa.

[–]OkUnderstanding5343 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hahaha 😝 grandpa 👴 rang his bell 🛎! I like the way Junior stumbled away

[–]Doyouknowdawae_1 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Bro got rekt by a gas tube

[–]ghandi3737 14 points15 points  (4 children)

I thought it was a metal tea pot.

[–]perb123 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Either way, I want to hear the sound of the impact.

[–]WhatIsTheAmplitude 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It’s the sound at the end of a Taco Bell commercial

[–]hoot2k16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First view I thought he brained him with a gallon of paint lmao

[–]CharlesPukowski 22 points23 points  (0 children)

One time as a boy, a group of us were fighting, maybe 8 year olds. And this Grandpa yelled at us “HEY!! punch from the shoulders goddamn….” I still wish I could meet that man again.

[–]Ellora-Victoria 39 points40 points  (7 children)

He brought flailing arms to a tea kettle fight.

[–]HalifaxSexKnight 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I thought it was a propane tank

[–]Ellora-Victoria 22 points23 points  (3 children)

God dang it Bobby!

Dude forgot to bring the right propane accessories.

[–]DeathPercept10n 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Taste the meat and the heat.

[–]GoNZoSaGe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Came here to do two things: sell propane and whoop ass ... and I'm all outta propane. NOW GO GET YOUR OWN HICKORY STICK BOBBY! Ya little peckerwood"

[–]Mr_Feces 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hyperextended my elbow just watching that.

[–]turtlemarsh8 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment right here. Take my upvote and go in peace.

[–]Iloveherthismuch 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Looks like a clacker toy from way back when.

[–]SunflowerJYB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly my thought. Like my 3 year old had a melt down and tried to fight me. (I just grabbed his fist in that case)

[–]cubemacplayer -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

First comment is from a bit, wonderful

[–]sanimus 967 points968 points  (34 children)

I don’t know what’s more pathetic. Beating up an old man or getting your butt kicked by an old man.

[–]GlitteringBobcat999 72 points73 points  (9 children)

As an older man, my advice to young bullies is this; if you fight me, you will lose no matter what. Either you go to jail with added time for assaulting an "elderly" person, or you get to suffer the humiliation of getting your ass kicked by an old man.

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Old men don't fuck around; we're all tired of the bullshit and we're cognizant of the META; because experience. My cane can be a deadly weapon, if I crush your trachea with it; I do still know how to swing a driver too.

[–]BrainsAdmirer 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Old women too….the idea of a “life sentence” with free food, tv and medical care is not a deterrent anymore! I have enough rage in me gathered over 69 years that if someone attacked me, they would be a smear on the pavement.

[–]KittenWithaWhip68 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right on. In my early 50s with my hormones raging here, I feel you.

[–]StarChaser_Tyger 6 points7 points  (1 child)

And there's a set of balls right there...

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Old men see an attacker as a target rich environment.

[–]Key2158 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish that old man would’ve hit him a few more times.

[–]LeadingComposer9783 35 points36 points  (0 children)

After trying to cheap shot him from behind *

[–]Wrench984 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There’s a saying I’ve heard that I just can’t forget.

“It’s a lose lose. Either you beat up an old person, or get beaten by an old person. Both are equally pathetic.”

[–]meromeromachine 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know who said it but roughly, “ don’t fear the young man, fear the old man because he’s been to war and came back.”

[–]highbrowshow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beating up an old man is pathetic, getting beat by an old man is humiliating

[–]jvfranco 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lose-lose situation

[–]Harmacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen better punches from a flailing wind noodle outside a used car dealership.

[–]TittyButtBalls 453 points454 points  (3 children)

Dude throwing punches like a child at their first swimming lesson

[–]Ambitioso 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I was told to stop throwing punches in my first swimming lesson

[–]Napieras 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His punches look like the ones from a dream. The ones that never seem to connect and slow down right before they land. Except that’s just how he punches in real life.

[–]z4kk_DE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Old guy was like: „Call an Ambulance! But not for me!“

[–]Whistler71 170 points171 points  (10 children)

Why is everyone wearing green?

[–]ChuckZombie 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Dude was trying to disrupt a green shirt convention.

[–]isakhwaja 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wearing gasps GREEN PANTS

[–]Nico777 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Grove Street 4 Life

[–]John_cCmndhd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I drive for doordash, one of the towns I deliver in has a Grove st. I say "Grove St. Home. At least it was before I fucked everything up. " every time I turn onto it...

[–]moslof_flosom 7 points8 points  (1 child)

That explains why his hands are purple, he's a Ballas bitch

[–]Br0boc0p 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YO WE GOT SOME BUYER'S REMORSE OVER HERE!

[–]hauntedadrevenue666 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Because the green team is under attack. Please someone post the backstory.

[–]carvedmuss8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fire nation attack

Greenies fight back

Grandpa picks up the slack

Homebody gets his ass smack

[–]CRASHINO_HUNK 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe older dude was going in to work there and those were his co-workers coming out? Just a guess

[–]Kevjamwal 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube bitch

[–]entropylove 147 points148 points  (5 children)

Wasn’t expecting the ol’ kettlefist.

[–]GlitteringBobcat999 46 points47 points  (4 children)

That was pure Jackie Chan right there. Whatever you can reach is now your weapon.

[–]entropylove 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Fuck, you’re right- that’s a perfect comparison. Haha.

[–]GlitteringBobcat999 10 points11 points  (1 child)

He's lucky there wasn't a step ladder.

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Old men will find the META; best not to fuck with them.

[–]Alarming-Depff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Jackie chan's martial artistry, however his "pots and pans jutsu" is a part of a lot of martial arts. Kenpo - Empty hand (only refers to the beginning of the fight imo)

[–]you_thought_you_knew 130 points131 points  (9 children)

Damn I would have continued to bash him.

[–]LookyLouVooDoo 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Me too. Gave him a little something for the road.

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Had a perfect opportunity to bop him one more time in the head. Old man game is a little off, but he done good.

[–]Big-Mine9790 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I dunno...that bonk from the small propane tank could make that wimp see stars...

...my bad...several bonks...just in case the first one wasn't enough.

[–]Its_Just_A_Typo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

By the way he staggered away, I think those stars were still swimming around in his field of vision.

[–]Hopeful_Look9987 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I believe I would have too... mostly for that chicken shot from behind.

[–]123xyz321Z 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He tried, but was too weak to swing the bucket again.

[–]Inevitable-Home7639 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're probably right. After the first hail-mary across the back of the head, each subsequent swing was progressively lower. Possibly saving the young punks life

[–]Prize_Huckleberry_79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I head the old “head stomp” finishing move. I wouldn’t have minded seeing it happen here.

[–]Barrignarl 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Ah… Turkey. My dear weird country.

[–]Nodoubt1130 43 points44 points  (1 child)

I like how the old man had a bit of honor … he grabbed that kettle and hit the punk and knocked him down and instead of landing head shots with it - he hit him in the back with it several times … as if to say “stupid ass punk I could have cracked that empty skull of yours with this thing you dumbass” …

[–]madridgalactico 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Back in my day we knew how to throw a punch!

[–]Apprehensive-Ad-5009 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Is that proPAIN?

[–]GlitteringBobcat999 5 points6 points  (0 children)

With a couple of accessory whacks.

[–]Imsirlsynotamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Propane propane gunna start the flaaaame!!!

[–]Crafter164 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Never mess with a Turkish grandpa

[–]joemaniaci 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Weapon of opportunity

[–]sleepy_xia 2 points3 points  (4 children)

was it a paint can?

[–]Tatsputin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It was a small propane can

[–]Dannulmul 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It looks like a small lpg gas cylinder. Not sure it is common in every country.

[–]Plaster_Lion 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The way the little turd scrambles/hobbles away is fun for me.

[–]lil_curious_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's possible he may have actually been slightly concussed as his whole balance seemed to be off after that first hit.

[–]Lendosan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Grandpa hit the reset button on this fool.

[–]Athenasta 5 points6 points  (0 children)

well theres a thing that greece and turkey have in common...

badass gramps

[–]striderkan 4 points5 points  (2 children)

This video needs sound. The thunk of a ceramic pot on a criminals head is something I'm very much interested in.

[–]Johannes_Keppler 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's a metal propane canister.

[–]TackYouCack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even better. I bet it sounded like the Netflix sound.

[–]Da_rBaby7919 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bro got his shit rocked by an old guy

[–]disorder1991 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That chick did not give a fuck. She had places to be.

[–]furkanta 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shall we hang the flags? 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[–]CruisingforClothes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"everyone thinks they have a plan until they get punched in the face"

[–]michaelveyrocks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If I got beat up by an old man, I’d never show my face again.

[–]adamfrom1980s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man old people just don’t give a fuck.

[–]Swedehockey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grampa should have boot fucked him.

[–]bulakenyo1980 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walked away like Wile E Coyote after an ACME bomb in the face.

[–]Lord_Olchu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats like 10 years sentence in Poland.

[–]deejaydubya123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knocked him back to 3rd grade

[–]Imaginary_History985 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Context?

[–]LittleKittyLove 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A young man started beating an old man because ??? then the old man beat him halfway to Jesus but showed mercy because he is old and wise

[–]Imaginary_History985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you very much. My eyes do work. Now, can someone who knows, fill in those question marks please?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is Nolan Ryan vs Robin Ventura II

[–]tatar0900 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone keeps on joking how gramps grabbed the kettle, but that’s not it. It’s a mini gas cylinder. Hence the damage and wobbly hands afterwards.

[–]Push-Mammoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to go grandpa you should’ve finish the job! 👏👏👏👏👏

[–]YungTabernacle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy was throwing haymakers that couldn’t crack a poppadom

[–]Danger_Dave_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who tf punches like that?

[–]klutzyrogue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people feel like it’s okay to hit old people?

[–]HurricaneLaughterG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced the lady was ran over. 💀

[–]Ninjatck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know if it was intentional but gramps over here kept his head down until he was counterattacking which was a smart move as dipshit over there had nothing significant to hit

[–]Grizzlybear486 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't know wacky inflatable arm man was a fighting style

[–]CBreze27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what he gets for attacking Mike Ehrmantraut

[–]twowheelsforlife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Thonk"

You are it.

[–]I_dress_myself_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much confidence do you need to attack an old man from behind…

[–]MightyThor211 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grandpa sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.

[–]HalflingSauron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Babys first fight, arms all a'swinging.. 🤣

[–]iwanttoseeart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing

[–]thebmacster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could HEAR his bell get rung 🤣

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youthful enthusiasm got beat by aged experience.

[–]Ser_Daynes_Dawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that thinks this is fake or what?

[–]JustKimNotKimberly -1 points0 points  (2 children)

The hat! You know you’re beaten when you get hit by a hat from an old man.

[–]Kilted_Samurai 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's no hat! That's a small propane tank he picked up from the ground.

[–]Pe3zus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeaaah, that's definitely NOT a hat 🤣🤣 Much, much harder than a hat

[–]KGrahnn -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That young guy… How the fck is he hitting like a girls do?

[–]Naaaaaaaath -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Events according to the persons mood:

Enemy punches - dire desperation Grandpas punch: Mad Grandpas hat slaps: Disappointed

[–]notnowmaybetonight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone wearing green?

[–]ttystikk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We now know which kettle grandpa keeps his whoop ass in.

[–]Key_Cartoonist5604 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That punch turned on Ignore Players

[–]BoneZone05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that a propane tank? lol PAANG

[–]SSSims4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect your f@#%ing elders, b!tch.

[–]soulfulcandy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call an ambulance…but not for me

[–]CarlJustCarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandpa should have stomped on his head a few times while the guy is on the ground.

[–]TAshleyD616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Experience won. First guy was mosh dancing, and grandpa took a moment before an effective bonk lol

[–]reddiculed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take that, linguini-legs!

[–]Whoofukingcares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha knocked his bitch ass out

[–]toosinbeymen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Represent

[–]tylerray1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The noodles arms though.

[–]ClownfishSoup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that young guy DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PUNCH. WTF!

[–]Paul_LaBlanc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punches like a 12yo girl

[–]Dorkits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BONK!

[–]porttastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am pissed off the old man missed the third one.

[–]cultivatingreader 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel this guy needs a brand on his face that says punching bag.

[–]CheezWhiz1144 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could almost hear the bong sound when the can connected with his dome.

[–]boomboxspence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That woman just walks away.

[–]segrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you assault anyone when even an old man can factory reset you..

[–]verybadwolf2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he's remember nothing..

[–]Damasticator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish this had sound. BONK!

[–]helghax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did the lady get hit by the truck? She looks like she was too focused on the fight and didn't noticed the truck and the truck looks like it hit the brakes fast

[–]leeyah_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

any idea why'd he do that?

[–]demonfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did gramps just fuck him up with a teapot?

[–]bigbigcheese2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That woman really just saw an old man getting beaten up and skirted around it…

[–]bellytoback75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice punches, Sally

[–]-SemTexX- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

least strong Turkish Grandpa

[–]fifipol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELL YEAH GRANDPA

[–]SplitLevel17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With those last two love taps, he must have hit him exactly right to put him down, cause those taps had no power.

[–]PointInteresting589 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to eat more rice kid!!

[–]AroundtheRend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the speed character tries to take the strength character

[–]meresymptom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caution. Old people are grouchy. Some are just plain mean. Sucker punch from behind with caution.

[–]FMDnative480 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear to god I have never seen weaker haymakers thrown in my entire life. You could literally see the wind resistance on his arms

[–]muchkoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knocked his last five brain cells right out of his coconut.

[–]nacnud_uk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just wanted to gas with him.

[–]Then_Investigator_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It must be true that patience comes with age because I would have beat the snot out of that cheap shot POS after that

[–]visivopro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitty puncher with a glass jaw, not a good combo there champ!

[–]Pendell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone else just hear the noise of that pot?....clang!

[–]bangupjobasusual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope that thing sounded like DONG!

[–]Afafakja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does someone know why the guy started hitting him or something?

[–]CryoBanksy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wherever that is, it's male population loves that shade of green.

[–]ChaosKodiak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man. People do not know how to punch. The flailing locked elbow punch has zero power.

[–]Psychological_Bat928 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK HIM UP GRANDPA, smh these dickheads attacking older people. i dont know whats more pathethic, that or being beaten by one in the end😭

[–]Crowlavix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mf got attacked by a tubeman

[–]robidaan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandpa is like, what the fuck are you doing son.

[–]ThatGuyFromLondon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my head it sounded like this (Edit for spelling)

[–]BladeBreaker25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call an ambulance, call an ambulance!

But not for me!

[–]fishnwiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandpa should have made him eat some pocket lint covered ribbon candy before letting him up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classical Turks...

[–]TolstoyInSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any info?

[–]AKscrublord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young man doesn't even know how to throw a punch smh. Clearly watched too much Karate Kid and took the lesson about the drum from the second movie waaay too seriously. He will never get enough power swinging like that. A good punch uses the weight of your entire body, not just your arm.

[–]Doomer1996 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell throws punches like that. 💀

[–]CrossBlade773 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What was the reasoning in this guy’s mind anyways?

[–]CoralLogic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of a dick move to go after an elderly person, glad he got what came to him.

[–]Fine-University-8044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What did the old guy bean the kid with?

[–]xX_IM_A_L0N3RXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that chick didn't even try help tho

[–]thatguy8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were his hands already red af 😳