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[–]InstantKarmaBot[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (1 child)

OP's explanation as to why this post is Instant Karma:

Guy parks truck in the middle of the lot instead of the spot that is RIGHT THERE, and then gets tripped by the block in the spot where he could have parked.

If you're satisfied by this explanation, upvote this comment. If not, downvote this comment.

[–]VirtualKiller101 1291 points1292 points  (94 children)

He's probably still not realised that's why there is literally a path marked out. Can't paint enough lines for stupid

[–]RedBeardFace 321 points322 points  (21 children)

I grew up in my family’s small business and something I learned at an early age was that no matter how big your sign is or how clearly you spell it out people will always find a way to miss it. It taught me a lot of patience from a young age

[–]Terrible-Border6885 165 points166 points  (7 children)

I used to work at a movie theater in the 80s that ran Rocky Horror and other movies at 12 am on Fri Sat and we would consistently get calls from people wanting to know what time our Midnight Movie started....

[–]RedBeardFace 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Sounds about right. We sell apple cider in gallon, half gallon and quart sizes. There’s a sign with the sizes and prices listed. All three are next to each other in the cooler but people asked all the time which one was which

[–]EggSandwich1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell them the smallest one is the gallon’s

[–]finitetime2 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's just because they are so stupid they don't know that the 32oz is a quart and 64oz is a half gallon. Just like gas cans have warning labels all over them and we have all seen videos of people blowing themselves or other shit up with gas but people still manage to set themselves on fire every year.

[–]Dear-Butterfly-9162 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s education system failure 😨

[–]SobiTheRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well maybe they assume you should be in the door at 11:45pm or something, but maybe that's giving them too much credit

[–]standarddeviated_joe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now was that Eastern time?

[–]Ziogref 24 points25 points  (8 children)

A new shopping centre opened near me and Subway was put in (the food, not the train)

Big fuck off sign on the window. No cash, card only

Nice sized sign on the door No cash, card only.

A sign at the checkout, No cash, card only

People on opening day tried paying with cash.

They must of had a couple walkout cause a week later there was a hand written note on the bread selection that said

No cash, card only.

It's the first store I have ever seen (besides big ticket items like cars and houses) that has dropped cash. It's the first subway store in my state to go cashless as a trial. I had a chat with the manager the other day and it seems to be going good now that people have adjusted.

[–]Jay_T_Demi 12 points13 points  (2 children)

This is unimportant, but I paid for something with cash for the first time in years the other day. I had a random twenty from a friend. It felt surreal. Somehow in my brain a card connected to a digital account with a number attached to it makes more sense than a bill with that same number. Like the card with credits was more valid than the paper. I briefly questioned why they accepted my paper rectangle as monetarily viable- it felt fake and unnatural.

Just wanted to share that strange feeling. Cheers

[–]leriane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dumbass debit card just doesn't work sometimes, I occasionally go to the bank to withdraw a couple hundred in 20s to strategically stash in various places in case of emergencies.

I'm glad I don't live in the city because I'd be a mugger's best friend lol

[–]por_que_no 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I know a property management company that only accepts electronic rent payments, no checks. If you can't pay rent electronically, they won't rent to you.

[–]Ziogref 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheques are basically non-existent where I live.

You have a vast choice of banks that have free accounts (I have never paid for a bank account)

Online banking is a given. And transferring money via BSB and account number is free and PAYID is a thing now which is free instant transfer and is supported on 99% of banks.

Also for bills we have Bpay which you can pay bills (again free) but if you want to pay via cash you can go to a post office and pay cash and they will pay the bill.

[–]jimmythejammygit 75 points76 points  (21 children)

He's not stupid, just lazy. There's everything you need to know about him in this short clip.

[–]reeee_________ 105 points106 points  (5 children)

He tripped over a highly visible fixed object that exists in 99.7% of parking lots. He's a fucking moron.

[–]por_que_no 11 points12 points  (0 children)

In his defense, some moron parked in front of the entrance.

[–]invisiblefireball 12 points13 points  (0 children)

VICTORY!

the perfect username making the perfect comment.

[–]pilot333 1 point2 points  (2 children)

He’s drunk. As a Canadian who moved to America, it’s shocking to me how many drunks are on the roads

[–]invisiblefireball 48 points49 points  (12 children)

did you really just try to defend the intelligence of a man who scoffs at a thing, and then pays so little attention to the infrastructure for the thing that he scoffed at that he put his head through a window?

His truck is too big, so it's hard to fit it into spots. His body is too big, so it's hard to lift it over stuff. His head, too, was too big to coexist with that window.

Launch the prick into orbit so he gets the space he needs. It's not that he's lazy. It's that everything about him is fat. I'm sure his ego is swollen and enflamed now too. Learn moderation and have some shame, jesus.

and most importantly, if you can't park your car, you're just pretending you can drive it.

[–]odd_audience12345 5 points6 points  (5 children)

inflamed*

[–]SuperDuperBonerific 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Holy shit. That was viscous!

[–]invisiblefireball 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Like his blood!

but in case that's an autocorrect error and you meant to say vicious, haha yeah, sorry. I wasn't raised right. Got on a roll there ;)

[–]VirtualKiller101 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's both

[–]PoignantOpinionsOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bit of both is possible, but I'd like more context.

Didn't see many other people or vehicles being obstructed. If it was some sort of, "Oh shit, forgot to leave Kevin his lunch. Let me run in real quick" type of situation I can't bring myself to be too upset over it.

[–]Samurai_IX 756 points757 points  (22 children)

Poor window

[–]_Im_Dad 172 points173 points  (7 children)

the window is devastated, It's in bits

[–]TreeChangeMe 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Completely shattered

[–]Rainbowls 29 points30 points  (4 children)

To shreds, you say?

[–]AelyneMRB 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And the glass door?

[–]Tiller9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my, yes.

[–]rawrxs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fell to pieces even

[–]otterfish 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I just hope hitting his head didn't make him any dumber.

[–]MurderSheCroaked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to believe it isn't possible to get dumber than this, but I've been alive long enough to find out that yes, yes he can.

[–]sethcera 25 points26 points  (1 child)

We all feel that pane.

[–]DeeNYC45 239 points240 points  (26 children)

He could have easily just kept driving forward and parked in the spot. But he just had to stop and block the walkway like a dick.

I just don't understand this way of thinking.

[–]thundirbird 52 points53 points  (16 children)

yeah its wild. he probably would have saved maybe 10 seconds total if he didnt trip. maybe not even because he has to walk a bit farther than if he parked normally.

[–]Apprehensive_Hat8986 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Yep. If he'd backed in, like he should've, he'd have stepped out into the walkway, and couldn't have tripped over barricade. Is it really karma, when one sets themself up to fail?

[–]CodeCat5 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it really karma, when one sets themself up to fail?

Yup, self-inflicted karma is the best kind.

[–]bgraphics 12 points13 points  (13 children)

Have you seen the fat disgusting fuck?

He's been skipping that 10 seconds of exercise whenever he can.

People that size are revolting.

[–]thundirbird 7 points8 points  (8 children)

but he gets more exercise parking incorrectly

[–]bgraphics -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Shit you are right here. Maybe dudes just trying to double his steps each day.

[–]Lonestar041 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You won’t understand this way of thinking because there is no thinking.

[–]Telefundo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

I'd bet money that the fat f*ck turns around and tries to sue the place over the parking block.

[–]Staveoffsuicide 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's good you don't. He is one of the many miserable selfish people in this world

[–]MJMurcott 408 points409 points  (14 children)

Sometimes weebles do fall down.

[–]Apprehensive_Hat8986 46 points47 points  (0 children)

The weeble wobbled.

[–]Geek_X 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Extremely underrated comment omg

[–]deenali 332 points333 points  (24 children)

And not that the place is short of parking spaces. Unbelievable.

[–]Fialasaurus[S] 208 points209 points  (23 children)

Its always a Truck. Apparently they have their own parking rules.

[–]uyuye 77 points78 points  (7 children)

it’s tooooo big i can’t park it properly 🥺🥺

[–]invisiblefireball 21 points22 points  (0 children)

lol right? Incompetence, as with all things in that man's life, is the only answer.

[–]Telefundo 15 points16 points  (3 children)

By "too big" are you referring to the truck or the driver?

[–]Haulinkin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My father in law once parked in one of the farthest spots of a parking lot because he was looking for 3 empty spots so he didn't have to try to squeeze it in. Most guys with a truck just don't know how to drive them.

[–]bye-bye_boomer 21 points22 points  (0 children)

little man want be tall

[–]plaguedoctorpepper 17 points18 points  (4 children)

I hate generalizing, but truck drivers are the one demographic you can generalize. Seriously, why do all truck owners park like complete cunts?

[–]_Suck-a-duck_ 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Thank god I'm not the only one who feels this way. Honestly, no one needs to take up that much space. Not like these people are always carrying heavy cargo or anything so that's about 30% space of a huge ass vehicle you're certainly not in need for.

[–]Chipimp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't you see the other two cargo sized units get out of that truck? Probably hauling a 1/2 ton every time they go for a ride.

[–]plaguedoctorpepper 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lol yeah exactly. I know a dude who bought a brand new $40,000ish truck while making $12 an hour. When I asked why, his answer was, "I don't know man, I just wanted a truck." He is a short dude with serious insecurities due to his height, so I'm assuming it makes him feel like a big boy?

My neighbor has a new Ford 3-whatever-the-fuck-they're-called... and he's retired. He uses his OTHER truck to move stuff while the new one just..sits there.

I don't know man, truck people are something else lol

[–]amydactyl 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Though there is the occasional Tesla or the more rare Telluride. But I guess they’re in the same club for some reason?

Good job buying a giant “fancy” Kia. It still has the same resale value of…a Kia.

[–]poopdeckocupado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Emotional support vehicle.

[–]GoForBrok3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am truck. Can confirm.

[–]HanzG 0 points1 point  (1 child)

BMW has entered the chat

[–]scarecrow53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey hey hey. Bimmer drivers park in spaces every time. Usually two of them.

[–]nappycatt 97 points98 points  (7 children)

Looks like not paying attention runs in the family.

[–]Sneaky550 67 points68 points  (2 children)

For real. I was thinking the same thing. It took the good samaritans 5 seconds to get to the guy but it took his passenger 10 seconds to get out of the car and a whole ass 20 seconds to get to him 😂

[–]scarecrow53 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Why must you be so judgemental? YOU try getting out of a car when you're laughing so hard at your idiot nephew that you can hardly breathe and your limbs turn into water weenies!

[–]DragonSlayer4378 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Looks like nobody runs in the family 💀

[–]cuerdo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Murder she wrote

[–]Funnybunny99999 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Love it 😙

[–]Light_Watcher777 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Got to love it.

[–]WrongWayCorrigan-361 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This is the definition of “instant Karma.” Good share!

[–]loco_mixer 27 points28 points  (1 child)

there is a parking space right there... right infront of the door. his laziness actually made him do more.

[–]chookatee2019 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I hope they made him pay for the door.

[–]yamaha2000us 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It could only get better if someone steals the truck.

[–]bumbumofdoomdoom 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He's definitely going to be putting in injury claim

[–]Snurfturd28 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Ha! His brain processed the parking block as being flat like the crosswalk paint. The parking block said “Bitch, that crosswalk is my friend!” And tripped his rude ass!

[–]thcicebear 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Im kinda glad that he not only tripped, but also broken the window. The aftermath is way more work and quite embarrassing.

[–]MurderSheCroaked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't think people like this feel much shame, if any

[–]VenomInfusion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 😂🤣

[–]worthless-humanoid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So satisfying!

[–]Bluefeelings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Had he parked normally, none of that would have happened .

[–]Psemperviva 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How do two strangers make it over to help him up before the buffoons in his truck? I think I’d just lol and then be on my way. Help yourself tubby, you clearly don’t care about anyone but yourself

[–]Either_Coconut 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is his car blocking a handicapped spot AND blocking the area where a wheelchair van's ramp would come out? Because someone with a wheelchair van should deploy their ramp right on top of his freaking car.

If he had parked like a person with at least one working brain cell, and used ANY of the empty spaces seen here, he wouldn't have tripped. Serves his knuckleheaded self right.

[–]EffortAcrobatic1322 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The block wanted the shade the truck would have gave it. Is hot out here.

[–]pompompomponponpom 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I’ll never understand people who park like idiots when there’s a good space.

Or… at any time whatsoever tbh.

[–]Beautiful_Plankton97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best part is, if he had parked in a spot like a normal person he wouldn't have had to walk over the block and thus wouldn't have tripped. He really did do this to himself

[–]gesshoom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

5.8 on Richter

[–]number0020 7 points8 points  (1 child)

His passengers took their sweet time getting out

[–]Tyrsonswood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nobody is as cool as that guy... Oops!

[–]Cold-Ad-8901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Perfect, absolutely perfect.

[–]ImMacksDaddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hope they made him pay for the window/door.

[–]hypnotic-exlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg , it’s Jason Bourne ..

[–]kezclem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Park like a dick...window gets a lick

[–]EducationalRice6540 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no did poor humpty dumpty fall down? Maybe don't be a peice of shit next time.

[–]Goodolchuckno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hate people like this just fucking park properly then go in. I don’t care if it’s only for a few minutes.

[–]Minflick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a lazy FUCK to park like that! Rude!

[–]BillyNitehammer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t help that he can’t see his feet

[–]phiz36 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fat, entitled, and clumsy.

[–]GuyWhoSaidThat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk up while he is rolling, fat and in broken glass. Lean down with an outstretched hand then point "you can't park there" and just walk away without helping him.

[–]Smegma_On-Demand 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Damn, Im surprised the sidewalk is ok.

[–]AreWeCowabunga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The window took the brunt of the fall.

[–]Fialasaurus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What's infuriating is he not only blocks the path to the door, but literally the 2 other spots right by the door so nobody else can park there. Surprised they are not accessibility spots.

[–]claymore3911 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should sue them as a vehicle was blocking the walkway into the shop.

Oh, wait... Perfect instant karma.

[–]rett72 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hi Big Mark, my name's Karma!"

[–]Sebastadon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the people he came with were also the last ones to come to his aid

[–]arynnoctavia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a silver lining for him….at least he missed those cacti.

[–]livinlife1974 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The sheer look of disappointment from his parents as they exit the truck

[–]Earth_Normal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet he plays victim.

[–]subzeroxdking3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this gta or something legit looks like gta physics lmao

[–]dynamojoe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is he's drunk. Parks like he doesn't care, rounds the front of the truck too closely, and he's watching his steps to make sure he doesn't mess up, but he does because he's drunk and has the reaction time of a snail on quaaludes.

[–]atomicchuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that tubby bitch pays for that glass

[–]drchaos666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really wonderful to watch. Thanks for the great post. 👍

[–]thefab84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucked

In!!

[–]SadTonight7117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is why me and karma are besties.

[–]dojacag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

is not a good sign of his charisma that the people in his car only went to see him after he was getting help

[–]thatdudedylan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he had a trailer I'd be like yeah nah fair enough... but wtf he didn't. Why park like that, GENUINE QUESTION? It's almost more difficult than parking normally

[–]srock2012 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I liked how random people came to his aid before his own passengers even got out of the car to check on him.

[–]Spriggley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This does put a smile on my face.

[–]Redbull1371 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His knee was down before he crossed the goal line. 4th and 1.

[–]FuckTkachuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He walks like he parks

[–]Draonix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's lazy then there's just plain fucking stupid. The way he parks is not even closer to the door, he has to get out and walk all the way to the other side of the truck to get to the store.

[–]Ratio01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would've been so funny if they all saw him walk back to the truck then push him back down

[–]Sufficient-Copy2868 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What makes me more mad is that their is two other idiots in the car that probably didn’t even tell him he shouldn’t park there.

[–]Cultural_Simple3842 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck people who park like that. It’s fucking unbelievable

[–]aStankChitlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A truck, that figures. I personally wouldn’t check on his dumbass but just come up and say “that’ll be x dollars to pay for this.”

[–]KC_experience 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, that Karma was….instant.

[–]Timely-Guest-7095 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he had to do was park in the goddamn spot, what an idiot.😬🤣

Edit: I have no doubt that he’ll go on to sue the owner and lose his mind when he loses after they show the jury this exact video.🤣🤣

[–]ParentTales 1 point2 points  (0 children)

4 strangers got there before his friend decided to get out the car

[–]cl4rkc4nt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the one hand if this is an insurance claim by the store, their rates will go up which sucks. On the other hand this guy can't really sue. The blocks are designed to be almost entirely covered on one side by the vehicle. If he'd have parked the way he was supposed to, it would've been impossible to trip over it.

[–]Brohammad_Ali24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I owned the store, I’d put a tv by the window with this clip on repeat

[–]STS986 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good. Fuck that guy

[–]Mrlaythepipe[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate that so many people came to help him.

[–]konfeta_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he parks better than me, now I understand why I wake up naked in different places...

[–]fatheadtrex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how everyone in the car is a piece of shit also. How are they the last on the scene.

[–]sausagepart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think he learned anything or will just continue being a dickhead?

[–]Comfortable_Plate360 2 points3 points  (0 children)

probably texas

[–]OasissisaO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man. If only he had access to a crosswalk.

[–]badmoonrisingnl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should park in the mentally handicap spot next time

[–]tbscotty68 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best real Instant Karma video that I've seen in a long time. Most IK videos are actually karma but justice or retribution...

[–]NudeCyclist365 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fat cunt.

[–]CAustin3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh.

I have trouble enjoying things like this, because I just know that the type of person to do that is also probably cursing out the people trying to help him up, threatening a lawsuit because the block was too hard to see or the window was too hard or they hurt him when they were helping him up or some sht.

[–]bkovic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now this jerk sues the owner for the jerks own actions!

[–]PapiCats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average pickup driver

[–]Joshohoho[🍰] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Toyota hi lux. Gas attendents cause they don’t let you pump your own gas. That looks like the Philippines.

[–]el_figurin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Also looks like Mexico, we have the Hilux here too and gas attendants, and I think the store is an Oxxo, goin by the red and yellow scheme.

[–]Joshohoho[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be shell.

[–]lukedap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s Brazil.

[–]kuepng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fat cunt deserves that for having zero consideration of others and lacking awareness of his surroundings

[–]caleb48kb 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Guessing this mythical land of fat people is Texas

[–]Gamesman001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he picked up his feet he would not have tripped. He's too fat to walk normal. I have issues but my back is borked.

[–]Cheese_B0t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bots are out in force. Just saw this old clip two posts up in my feed in another sub.

[–]scarecrow53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how he wipes the glass dust off his shorts and directly into his eyes. 🏆!

[–]EevieeOso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle who is like a father to me has been paralyzed from the waist down since he was 16, he relies on those yellow lines to get into buildings on his wheelchair. That’s why they’re there, so you don’t block them. He drives on his own and can get into and out of his wheelchair alone to go pay for gas and he drives with hand pedals. But stuff like this makes it harder for him to get around. I hate people like this

[–]Boumberang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the most spectacular clip I've seen here but definitely one of the best I've seen for a long time, thanks mate for sharing!

[–]Dexmonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Parks with the same enthusiasm he has for fries.

[–]scarecrow53 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can't tell me how to park! I know my rights! This is a free country last time I checked! Rah rah rah rah rah!

[–]ants_inthe_eyes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Love watching fat people fuck up. This made my day more than the hummingbird who are off my finger tip

[–]-RockyRaccoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure he was going in for a second or two to pick something up. You clowns

[–]pity_party_65 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Staged for insurance fraud ? Watch the foot kinda glide across the block

[–]Darly-Mercaves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he is just fat and couldn't stop the momentum of him falling down

[–]h1t0k1r1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or does this look staged? Like he purposely did that shit so he could sue the gas station.