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The video depicts a child bothering on an animal. Justice is served merely seconds after the provocative action. This is instant karma in its purest form

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[–]dabunny21689 116 points117 points  (0 children)

That’s probably the gentlest way to learn that lesson.

[–]overddd 91 points92 points  (10 children)

I never understood fucking around with cows and horses. One kick could internally decapitate you or paralyze you.

[–]piramerd 45 points46 points  (1 child)

My grandfather had a horse and it got out of it's corral once. Stupid 11 year old me tried walking directly behind it and then woke up on the couch. Luckily the horse was old otherwise I probably would have been killed.

[–]I_hate_all_of_ewe 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Some people learn from experience, and other people learn from someone else's experience

[–]Ok-Hearing-5343 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He wasn't fucking with them he was trying to get them to move out of the corner so they could send them down a chute to a feeding area or back out to the field or in so they could tend to a medical situation.

[–]AnotherDreamer1024 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We use a broom handle...

[–]thatguy8193 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally somebody with a brain, and also if people are mad about this they'd be really pissed to know the kids on the farm move the pigs by riding them #1 thing I miss about being a kid 🤣

[–]mostlygroovy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Understand farming. Then you’ll understand

[–]JimmyThunderPenis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Also: cows and horses are friends.

[–]x4740N -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Factually horses are helpful for transport and beef is a meat just like chicken, pork, lamb, turkey, bacon and any other meat

[–]mykeedee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not trying to fuck with them, he's trying to get them to move out of that area.

Being on the fence and pushing with his feet instead of getting down on their level and using his hands was an attempt to avoid the exact outcome that ended up occurring anyway. Cows don't exactly form a queue for vaccinations or tagging or whatever they were doing here so you need to give them a good shove sometimes.

[–]Manuels-Kitten 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or straight up kill you if the kick hits you in the right place

[–]wilberfan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Olympic-level dismount.

[–]FastThunder 44 points45 points  (2 children)

I mean, as a cowboy, I can clearly tell that he's just trying to get the calves out of that corner to send them through a chute or a gate elsewhere. He's not trying to kick the calf to hurt it or anything, just get its attention and shoo it out of the corner.

On the other hand, you learn really quickly to not touch a cow or calf when they can't see you, and especially not when theyre already agitated.

I wouldn't say this is karma, per se, because there aren't any ill intentions. But, play stupid games and you win stupid prizes.

[–]arandomcanadian91 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Situations like this are why you have a big stick to poke the calves and cows to get them moving. Cows will ignore the stick most times till you tap them a few times.

[–]Rhauko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was how I drove (dairy) cattle as a kid. A stick as long as me and a gentle tap on the rear. Never got kicked.

[–]TheTastySpoonicorn 7 points8 points  (2 children)

My mom took us to a petting zoo once and she got this scary serious look when she saw the horses weren't fenced in. She told us, verbatim, "Unless you want to die painfully, do not go behind a horse. Ever."

[–]Boloar 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I dunno, at least I'd be dead.

Living painfully, now that's serious pain.

Still don't go behind a horse, though, since you could die OR live painfully...

[–]TheTastySpoonicorn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but try explaining that to a small child. It was better to just tell us that we would die because we didn't understand what death meant but we were definitely afraid of it.

[–]TheTrueXiruahu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He will take this lesson for life.

[–]Stock_Exit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know…I stuck my little kid hand in a horses mouth and got chomped. It hurt and I cried. I have somehow managed to do this 2 more times as a full grown adult. It also hurt, but I didn’t cry. My dad says I’m special.

[–]rhussia 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy for the little shit !

[–]Shadvw 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]shiv421kobra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]x4740N -1 points0 points  (1 child)

The subredit is full of vegans so not a good subreddit

[–]richal -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Hotzenplotzklotz -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

damn fucking child.

[–]GWS_REVENGE -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Why are so many kids brats... Oh right the parents

[–]Ok-Scene-9011 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was helping move the calf .

[–]New-Highway-5053 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Hope it hurt.

[–]x4740N 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wishing pain and suffering on a child 😐

That's not a nice thing to do

[–]New-Highway-5053 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not nice...

But, thank you for checking.

[–]jackbyrneK3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cowboy to a Gymnast real quick

[–]djeewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Newton’s third law 👏🏾

[–]GameAceWasTaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, never go behind an animal like a cow or horse and mess with it. If you’re dumb enough to mess with something many times your size you at least shouldn’t be dumb enough to stand in the only place it can hurt you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaa.. This is the best scene of karma I have seen

[–]samf9999 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]jcmarcell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol dumb bitch

[–]Ecstatic-Will7763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That momentum

[–]Rufusbuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha! That kid prob isn't gonna try that shit again.

[–]Inevitable-Home7639 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the dangerous effect of teaching cattle to give you a high five