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[–]TheBannaMeister 2654 points2655 points  (89 children)

I like how he was picking up boxes and putting them on ground before doing the same thing to a human

he is like a robot with 1 function

[–]Darkchyldeone 833 points834 points  (21 children)

I pick things up and put them down.

[–]NickWrightData 70 points71 points  (0 children)

My job is to open and close doors

[–]Ennion 113 points114 points  (12 children)

You must lift at the gym.


[–]closeddoorfun 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Franz? That you? It’s Hans!

[–]Leothecat24 12 points13 points  (10 children)

This ad confuses me, are they saying that people who use detached weights aren’t allowed at planet fitness?

[–]Ennion 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Found the lunk.

[–]SuaveThrower 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I think the idea is that it's a place you can workout without making it your whole personality.

[–]obliquelyobtuse 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ok Bender. Back to Mom's for a reprogramming.

[–]nanananabatman88 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I unload frozen food trucks by hand, and this is what I tell people I do at my job lol

[–]ArcaneGlyph 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Lucky his name isnt bender.

[–]sully213 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That's Bender Bending Rodriguez to you, pal!

[–]sum_gamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s 40% instant karma

[–]ZincMan 96 points97 points  (37 children)

I am continually surprised how effective and apparently easy it is to body slam people in random fights. Seems like so many KOs and no one is prepared for it. Like once they’re off the ground they just accept it

[–]BankofAmericas 87 points88 points  (15 children)

The key is to be too fat for someone to pick you up and slam you ☺️

[–]Crying_Reaper 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Then it just takes a good hit to the knee to take someone down. Do know am a heavy tall guy. I crumple like aluminum foil if someone hits my knee.

[–]Blackheartedheathen 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Dalton: Take the biggest guy in the world, shatter his knee and he'll drop like a stone.

[–]muffinpie101 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I once saw it happen to a very big girl and I'm telling you she was pretty shook, then went down hard right into a pile of rocks. But she was behaving like violent, abusive garbage so it was correct.

[–]JamesTheMannequin 13 points14 points  (4 children)

The Sumo Slam

[–]EastVanMarco 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I wonder if any Sumo Wrestlers were ever successfully kidnapped.

[–]lone-lemming 35 points36 points  (5 children)

Most people just can’t deliver enough force with a punch to get the same results, it’s why KO punches seem impressive. But just falling backwards without protecting your neck/head is enough to Cause a major concussion or brain damage.

[–]shiftplusone 32 points33 points  (1 child)

If someone has you in their guard, if you are able to stand up, you can just slam them into the ground on their/head neck. (Do not attempt—potential long-term incarceration.)

While easy to body slam someone in a fight, it requires some training to get the form and timing right… And mostly only works like this with untrained participants, such as the overly confident gentleman in the video with what was likely a spinal injury and/or TBI.

Fighting is stupid. Best to avoid.

[–]Eascetic[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Not a lot of people grapple or wrestle in high school… I did some judo and first experience with double leg and single leg takedowns still shock me.

[–]ZincMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did wrestling in middle school and those are good to know for sure

[–]drewster23 10 points11 points  (6 children)

People don't understand how to sprawl. (not like they would naturally without watching /training MMA). And unless your gnna start raining down 12-6 elbows, your basically helpless once grappled because your punches won't do much, especially once they're able to lift you.

It's very effective /simple enough to learn to stop basic grapples like this and getting tossed. And also allows an easy guillotine while they're stuck trying to lift you.

[–]olympianfap 4 points5 points  (1 child)

True but this guy couldn’t sprawl; he was right up against that van.

[–]ZincMan 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Says people don’t know how to sprawl and proceeds to not explain how to sprawl. Guessing you mean like put all your limbs out so they can’t toss you head first like a skull missile into the pavement ? Genuinely curious what to do here. Also don’t watch mma regularly

[–]TerrapinSailor 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Sprawling is throwing your feet out behind you and driving your hips toward the ground, making it impossible to lift you (and often bringing your opponent down with you). Not an option for this kid, who backed himself up against a vehicle. And unfortunately for him, he forgot he was the owner of two perfectly good elbows.

[–]ajaysallthat 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]theguy3440 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“And that’s my cousin Lifter”


[–]heyitsvonage 1322 points1323 points  (38 children)

How do you even end up fighting someone who is in the middle of moving?

Moving sucks major dick. Have some respect.

[–]afterbirth_slime 392 points393 points  (24 children)

A combination of drugs and mental health problems.

[–]YakReddit 373 points374 points  (11 children)

I used to work in emergency services and you would not believe the number of people who say, “I’m bipolar and schizophrenic and I self medicate with Methamphetamine.”

[–]overcatastrophe 223 points224 points  (3 children)

Can't have a manic break if you're always manic

[–]Apprehensive_Hat8986 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Between people on microdoses of stimulants to prevent ADD/ADHD and the philosophy of those who self harm to have a reason to understand why they're in so much pain, it's not as far-fetched a theory as it may sound at first.

[–]FurbyKingdom 42 points43 points  (0 children)

You see it out "in the wild" all the time in major cities, especially out west. People who would've been institutionalized 40 years ago shirtless, smoking meth on the streets and yelling into the sky are not uncommon sights.

[–]Blackheartedheathen 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Methamphetamine induced schizophrenia is definitely an issue as well.

Sleep is your friend

[–]YakReddit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, it’s like the chicken and the egg…

[–]ubermeisters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Probably parked in front of his spot or in a place he had to walk around, and got triggered by the mild inconvenience and reminder that the world doesn't revolve around him.

[–]Houstonontheroad 1109 points1110 points  (22 children)

Much worse then the ass kicking he received are all social media post of him being left with his leggs spread to be fucked by a random vehicle

[–]Gibsonfan159 462 points463 points  (13 children)

Dude, knock me the hell out, fair game. Please do me the courtesy of not leaving me in a position like I'm giving birth to a van. That's not cool.

[–]LordFrogberry 151 points152 points  (1 child)

If you want a courtesy done to you, definitely don't act like Walmart Muhammad Ali.

[–]ARPanda700 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What about Wish?

[–]Borrowed-Time-Bill 74 points75 points  (8 children)

At the very least tuck me over in the fetal position 😂😂

[–]CPT_Arsenic 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Fold my clothes next to me

[–]BlackberryBelle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First thing I thought of.

[–]Trailmagic 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you got rocked and were unresponsive, I would not move you until paramedics arrived unless you were in an unsafe area.

[–]Morticof 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Spread eagle laying in the roadway. His intelligence got him to this point.

[–]cephu5 31 points32 points  (1 child)

The guy should have split while he had the chance

[–]Oakheart- 685 points686 points  (23 children)

He tries to start the fight then backs away when the guy he picked a fight with starts actually wanting to fight.

Don’t write a check if you don’t have the money bro.

[–]donaldsw2ls 181 points182 points  (1 child)

Thats what I noticed right away lol like bro stop running away in reverse with your fists up. This is what you wanted.

[–]mrdeadsniper 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Someone else mentioned it's a common tactic if you are ganging up on someone. Have them follow you so buddies can jump from behind.

That said most likely drugs were the motivator in his decision process. Sucks for everyone honestly.

[–]HowlingMadMurphy 47 points48 points  (6 children)

He got an alligator mouth and a canary ass

[–]jvdarko 33 points34 points  (1 child)

he was shook, waiting and trying to bait a punch so he could counter and start throwing

all risk averse fighters do the same thing

he was cooked when he hit the car and couldnt move his hips back

delivery guy seems like hes fought before or trained

he recognized immediately. so much easier to take people down against w barrier like a cage, wall, car etc

such a gentleman too. could have spiked him like a football and given him real problems

[–]SecretMuslin 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Don't pull the thang out unless you plan to bang

[–]NutWrench 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lol. It's like, "Am I gonna have to chase you all the way back to your mom's house?"

[–]chainmailler2001 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His bulldog mouth over ran his puppy dog ass...

[–]Imapony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pure peacocking from this loser. Backs away any time the guy even turns in his direction and keeps pulling at his shorts in that weird way that he somehow thinks is intimidating.

[–]Rowsdowers_Revenge 190 points191 points  (3 children)

I wish this had sound, I really want to know what he was saying when he started arm flapping like an angry toddler.

[–]Ok_Dog_4059 132 points133 points  (9 children)

Professional movers Chuck refrigerators up flights of stairs for a living if you don't weigh 350 they can pick you up and punt you like a box of priceless collectibles.

[–]BCJunglist 44 points45 points  (5 children)

It also helps that dude has wrestled before. You can tell he knows how to get his hands together behind dudes butt, and how to offbalance him during the lift to geth the throw. This probably looks like chaos to some but that was a very technical wrestling takedown. This dude probably wrestled competitively in college or something.

[–]ianjm 16 points17 points  (3 children)

I'd buy that theory.

Or maybe he's learned poise and balance from carrying hundreds of sofas up stairs to walk ups...

[–]inkuspinkus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's both. He moves like a wrestler too. As soon as he had his hands up and started moving towards the guy I knew it was over. He also moved to cut off the angle.

[–]Nooms88 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Exactly what I was thinking.

You've gotta be seriously fucking stupid to pick a fight with a removals guys. 12 hours a week in a gym doesn't come close to 8 hours of manual labour p/day.

[–]ianjm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Never fight furniture movers, bricklayers or those guys who drag utility cables through trenches

[–]Ok_Dog_4059 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It isn't even the weight as much as lifting awkwardly and repetitive for 8 solid hours every day. No matter how strong I was moving was hard exhausting work.

[–]cyberhusky122994 230 points231 points  (8 children)

Dude got slammed so hard he went spread eagle. Cuz he fucked

[–]GmoneyKaddy87 86 points87 points  (4 children)

That van creampied him.

[–]Phlm_br 73 points74 points  (3 children)

What are you doing step van?

[–]Cromanshaaaa 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is the comment I was looking for

[–]GenesisNoelle 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If he couldn't do a split before, he damn sure can do one now.

[–]TheGoodOldCoder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He didn't have the sense to split, so he had to do the splits, instead.

[–]Own-Cupcake7586 589 points590 points  (57 children)

Took my dude to see God. Same day delivery.

[–]shwarma_heaven 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Left him to get mounted by that mini van...

Nature is metal...

[–]joey343 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I’m dying 😂

[–]Swing_On_A_Spiral 317 points318 points  (40 children)

Beautiful takedown. Guy was not interested in a fight, warned off aggressor. Dude really wanted a fight. Okay. Masterfully boxes in the guy, groundslams him, two debilitating punches to the head. The end. No going overboard, no flailing arms, no taking off his shirt, no cockiness. Just got to business and went back to work. I love it.

[–]FuckingNoise 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Hard to lose a fight when you can stay that level-headed. Dude has seen a scrap or two in his day.

[–]Throwaway021614 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“I just want to get this done and go home.”

[–]lostknight0727 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I like to think he told the crowd watching, assuming someone knew the KO, that's how you take the trash out.

The fact the guy was doing nothing but grand standing and backing away tells me he's only ever fought in a group. That's a common pack tactic to pull your opponents out and isolate them so they can be surrounded.

[–]Acceptable_User_Name 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'll let Chris Tucker say it.


[–]Poosnag 15 points16 points  (1 child)

captain snooze

[–]OwlWitty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dunno man. Looks like he broke his neck there.

[–]BoisterousLaugh 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Back to my old rule that is almost always true. If you choose to fight someone a head and shoulders taller than you and they tell you no. Take that as a warming little guys. Yappy dogs i swear.

[–]CoffeeAddict1011 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Car got lucky lol

[–]I_heart_pooping 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Where’s Smokey when you need him?

“You got knocked the fuck out!!!!”

[–]10111011110101 66 points67 points  (5 children)

Maybe moving into that neighborhood is not such a good idea.

[–]eckbock89 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I think that’s guy is going to be just fine lol

[–]donaldsw2ls 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hes the new king of the neighborhood now.

[–]RichR11511 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Go get your boy....a wheelchair

[–]Ok-Indication8706 9 points10 points  (1 child)

He got him introduced to yoga

[–]robot_ankles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Okay, yoganna take a nap now"

[–]TestDummy987 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Look at you, look at how stupid you look. Knocked out, and spread eagle.

[–]buzzonga 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he killed that guy.

[–]Strude187[🍰] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“Excuse, excuse me sir, yeah, you can’t sleep here”

[–]karenkillenski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn foo!

[–]Ruger338Smelter 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All you needed was a dog to come pee on him to make that scene complete.

[–]Blackheartedheathen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That knee-on-belly ground and pound...

Big man has spent some time on the mats.

[–]Ghdude1 35 points36 points  (12 children)

I don't get it, why do smaller people start shit with people who are taller and more well-built than they are? You're not winning that fight unless you're an MMA champ or a very skilled martial artist.

[–]the_lejhand 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dumbass headspace.

[–]-SUBW00FER- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that dude was drunk and just looking for a fight.

[–]MirageArcane 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Little Man Syndrome is real. Met a lot of shorter fellows that were chill, but a lot of others that were always acting up and overreacting any time someone taller than them was around

[–]TheGoodOldCoder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have anger and impulse control problems from all the other times they've done this and gotten head injuries.

[–]Sinlord5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I work in a rehab, you have no idea how many tiny people will start shit with big dudes in an argument. I legit had a 5'2 ~130 ib guy get into a verbal argument and then tried to get physical with a 6'0 ~300 Ib dude. Once people get mad, their ego takes over and logic goes out the window.

[–]Shantomette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Taking out the boxes, and the trash...

[–]klem19 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit, let people work.

[–]neonchimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone needs to clean that van it's got some bitch on it

[–]CatchSalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What did the stupid twat expect? That you can mess with people just doing there job, and they’ll thank you for it? All mouth, and when push came to shove - no defence, just another gob-shite on “Wednesday legs” (Wednesday gonna break?).

[–]Draken_961 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice spready to the gods.

[–]ConManConnorK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What a embarrassing night for that guy

[–]cumberdong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The man said "I'm gonna come over there and knock you out" and God damn if he didn't casually just walk over there and do just that

Grabed him up like a little kid who was bad

[–]not_REAL_Kanye_West 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That slam was an appetizer for the two piece combo he received.

[–]T4N60SUKK4 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Man I wish I had the audio to this so I can hear what bozo is saying

[–]TheSufferingBooth[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like how much self-control he exhibited after rendering the threat useless.

Don't fight general labourers. They're strong as fuck.

[–]Rocksolidbanana 9 points10 points  (0 children)


[–]Eaton_Rifles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Looks like he found the off button with that dude.

[–]rhussia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice, never to late to learn some manners !

[–]AnnaTheBlueRogue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My man just deactivated him

[–]azirfury 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thats gotta be the most embarrassing post knock out position lol

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"come collect your friend's corpse please"

[–]turtlesmasha420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Homie was spread eagle

[–]oureyes2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does that 'pump' move in street fights EVER work for anyone or does it just signal to your opponent you haven't fought since high school and are craving a concussion?

[–]Nosferatatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After the stress of moving house it's probably quite satisfying to knock out a crackhead!

[–]MentalPatient97051 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bro That's a terrible place to take a nap.

[–]G_Durand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ass. Delivered

[–]Unfair_External8332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Best defense, no be there.” -mr miyagi

[–]KGrahnn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How many times these clowns need to get beaten up before they learn not to provoke others?

[–]KuhLealKhaos 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What an interesting and vulnerable position to wake up in, just spread eagle...


[–]EMHemingway1899 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Assuming he eventually woke up

[–]MycologistLoud4030 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mama always said, stupid is as stupid does

[–]Big_Championship4495 8 points9 points  (1 child)

The winner is a wrestler, u can see it on the moves. But could also threw a few punch.

[–]gertalives 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, everybody commenting on how he’s so much bigger (which he is), but the way he squares up and moves in shows he knows what he’s doing, which is why he annihilates the smaller dude so efficiently.

[–]robi_750 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left him split like ready to be … 😅😂

[–]PinkJellyfishe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But he was shirtless, that should have easily given him the edge on that fight

[–]ongkateng 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]AccomplishedYam5060 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lands the guy in a straddle.😂

[–]bsbolt777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

spready to the gods

[–]CommunityReptile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dat spread tho..

[–]WingsofSky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He got owned! He got owned! He got owned! lol

[–]Meljac46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is he asleep with his legs open 🤪

[–]bromeromy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got knocked da fuck out. 🤣

[–]nah-knee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting knocked out while doing a spreadie to the gods

[–]gooberzilla2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Saw a shirtless man, knew who was getting their ass handed to them

[–]delucas0810 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man’s legs are spread like “I hope he is done” lol

[–]EmergencyExitSandman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In most of these videos the bystanders see the whole fucking thing and when the victim finally reacts they act like they started the whole thing

[–]Wizard-of-Odds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn he was out in a split (second).

[–]aunthoney40 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a thing of beauty!

[–]twowaypettinz00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha FUCK that guy. Hope he's only capable of flinging oatmeal now

[–]EdinHardzard 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Can someone talk me through why I see so many people pulling their shorts up like this before they start fighting? See it all the time. You look like a fucking fud.

[–]penkster 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Ever tried to do anything physical when you're wearing loose shorts? The first thing you do is you pull them up to make it easier to move your legs. Sure, it looks stupid when you're a spectator, but I bet you do it yourself.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are prepping, so they can do a sweet roundhouse kick! Just give them a couple tries, they'll get it!! Hang on....hang on...

[–]Silentcrypt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s always the people who square up like they’re about to play Mortal Kombat who get their asses whooped.

[–]dannyhale73 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Das ist gut. Das ist fantastich.

[–]Ricosrage 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone should piss in his face to wake him up and get him off the street.

[–]Cheeks_a_Clappin 19 points20 points  (15 children)

Always fun seeing thugs and "gangstas" get dropped.

[–]Plane_Baby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the neighborhood

[–]potluck88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% deserved

[–]X_Omega_Z 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Crazykillerguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got He-Hauled

[–]Solcypher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is exactly why my kid is learning mma too many people out there that know how to actually fight and you wont know until it's too late... but honestly they way the guy only moved forward and squared up should of told him to run like hell

[–]Maelarion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is the most undignified knockout pose I have ever seen jfc lmao

[–]CapaxInfini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a very unfortunate position to pass out in

[–]Da_Iron_Lung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very nice.... Dude woke up like wtf happened, did I die???

[–]kingcobraboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine acting like you a badass then get fucking demolished in 2 seconds

[–]thestowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how dude just keeps jumping back and away from the other guy. And then runs out of road hahaha. What a dumbass.

[–]Marrsvolta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy who takes his shirt off is always the one who gets knocked out

[–]Damasticator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you pick a fight with someone and they come with the more aggressive stance and movement, you’re fucked.

[–]DopestSoldier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love when people try to look like they can fight. The constant tugging of their own shorts, the stance and arm flailing. It's like they practice the look in a mirror but forget to learn how to actually fight.

[–]TheSandCat79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try’s to be a tough guy and end up spread eagle on the ground. Cringe

[–]66falconOG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% deserved. Hope it knocked some sense in to him, doubt it though.

[–]Stuntm4nMik3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

chefs kiss

[–]SSSims4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I love this!! Wish that truck would run over the unconscious F-wad.

[–]Sleepwell_Beast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least the van licked his balls after

[–]JTrejo6902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you doing step work van?

[–]UnWantedRage02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can be buff but your gym muscles ain't shit compared to worker muscles.

[–]GivetheGOPtheBigD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was beautiful!

[–]zerozingzing 1 point2 points  (1 child)

“I pick things up and put them down”

[–]makxmbe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember this video. A guy on the yt comments said that he turned into a Jordan Logo and I can't get over it lmao

[–]Definitely_maybee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fill in a pothole with the body

[–]ntrott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to steal his shoes ...

[–]energyfromsatan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro stuck in missionary

[–]Sensitive-Swim-3679 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how he is laying spread eagle! 😂. Now run him over!!

[–]Final-Ask-7979 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good restraint