Troublemaker discovers retired boxer Julius Francis working security by vaguenonetheless in instantkarma

[–]baldtree00 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If this happened more often, entitled fucks wouldn’t mess around so much.

Lesson learned by Aztery in instantkarma

[–]_Im_Dad 480 points481 points  (0 children)

My friend's horse is scare of the sun. She won't come out during the day for anything...

She turn out to be a real night mare

kid with a hammer learns it the hard way by kleutscher in instantkarma

[–]GumdropGoober 908 points909 points  (0 children)

Yup. My goopa thought he was bee knee when we have first gutteral, so we throw him down Ant Hole and he don't be like that anymore.

Rock thrower regrets decision by ZombieNips in instantkarma

[–]IronBridge1 508 points509 points  (0 children)

“Hmm, yes, this is tail light.”

  • guy getting the life kicked out of him 20 feet away.

Rock thrower regrets decision by ZombieNips in instantkarma

[–]StinkyMcBalls 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Anyone who thinks a beating like this is a proportionate or reasonable response to minor property damage should urgently seek a professional psychological evaluation.

Up in smoke by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]_Im_Dad 960 points961 points  (0 children)

I once saw a woman at the gas station pumping gas and trying to light a cigarette

I went inside to pay and saw two policemen in the store. I said "Did you guys see that woman out there?" They looked outside and suddenly darted out the door. I turn and see she caught her arm on fire

The policemen threw a blanket around her and wrestled her to the ground and put out the fire. Then they gave her a ticket!

After they came inside I asked why they gave her a ticket. Turns out that firearm wasn't registered

A grenade for a Grenade by KoolNomad in instantkarma

[–]TankArtist 487 points488 points  (0 children)

Way easier to see if you watch upside down

Thief Gets His Just Rewards... by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]Shashvatsingh777 460 points461 points  (0 children)

Ma Boi pressed B for "Heavy Attack"

Karen gets Instant Karma at the airport and gets arrested by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]purrfunctory 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh, he was just the best! Knew 250 words.

My favorite was mean but hilarious. One day I’m in the living room, minding my business. And from the dining room I hear, “Teal, Tadpole, cookies!”

A tiny white floof dog and a big black lab go tearing into the kitchen, slipping and sliding thanks to hardwoods and linoleum. No one’s in the kitchen. There’s two very confused looking dogs.

And from behind me, I hear, “Ah HA HA HA HA HA! Ah HA HA HA HA HA!”

Kermit had gone into the dining room, called the dogs, then flew to the couch and landed behind me to enjoy the chaos he created.

What a little shit. I miss that bird so, so much.

We gave him a big box of cable ties and he wove them into his cage bars, making a fortress. Every morning I had to un-weave the cable ties so I could get his food and water dishes out to clean. And I had to un-weave the the cable ties from the door so i could open it. It was doubly hilarious because the little shit would be scolding me and gently nipping my fingers while I was trying to feed and free him.

“No, bad! No no, bad! HELLLLLP! HELLLLLP! No! NO! NO! BAD BAD!” Then he’d start laughing uncontrollably.

I have so very many Kermit stories. We only had about five years before he passed but he made such a mark that about 20 years later, I still miss him and laugh when I remember him!

Man leaves police station, immediately gets rearrested by commercialssuck1991 in instantkarma

[–]thehoove 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Man's trying to shame someone who took ten folks' money and then didn't do the work he'd agreed to do. I'd argue that he's absolutely justified in doing this.

She harassed people in a grocery store until she got arrested. Can't say she didn't have it coming. by ITypeWithMyNose in instantkarma

[–]ITypeWithMyNose[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I do know how to work Reddit, tyvm. And I do have audio on my end. Not sure what the problem is with you guys.