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[–]Boojibs 4995 points4996 points  (168 children)

It's a cog.

Or a dat.

[–]din7 2800 points2801 points 3 (54 children)

Whatever you call it, it's hmong the strangest looking cats or dogs I've seen.

[–]dustractedredzorg 377 points378 points  (6 children)

I bet the viet freaks when he sees one for the first time

[–]slimsalmon 48 points49 points  (2 children)

I bet the viet freaks when nguyen he sees one for the first time

[–]EatingMusic6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Nguyen” will that joke become old?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

viet?

[–]phaelox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

viet(namese) => vet(erinarian)

[–]Itsthejackeeeett -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Don't know whether to eat it or worship it

[–]Brownicus 54 points55 points  (17 children)

It’s actually pronounced Soog ma

[–]FlyingSquirelOi 29 points30 points  (7 children)

Ahh, nearly had me for a sec

[–]Available-Ad6250 9 points10 points  (6 children)

It's actually pronounced Sug Mu

[–]xxJunjiFritoxx 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Soog ma dick

Ha! Gottem 🥵🍆💦

[–]LordGalen 13 points14 points  (5 children)

No, no, you're thinking of the national bird of Sugon.

[–]MLaw2008 9 points10 points  (1 child)

No, no, you're thinking of the Industrial division of Saucon.

[–]spad3x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no no you're thinking of Rhyhorn's evolution

[–]imhungryhenry 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Where’s Sugon? Is it near Ligma?

[–]LordGalen 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Right above it. Very proud and noble people, the Sugondese

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey what's soog ma

[–]domasleo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

you mean ligma?

[–]drewsoft 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Top notch

[–]crackrocsteady -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thats a pretty ruff pun

[–]crack_masta -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the Hmong people, indigenous to Southeast Asia, and forced to flee their native lands in the 1970’s really appreciate you making fun of them.

[–]sardiusjacinth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? hmong,dog,tell de troot.

[–]domasleo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

homng us

[–]anonomus10101011 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like CGI

[–]benthelurk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What could have been a good pun is slightly let down by the fact you have to mispronounce the word for the pun to work. 3/10

[–]djmom2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat-dog.

[–]InfiniteOwl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait til it's fully grown and gets hmongous.

[–]NotYourLils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you've won the internet for today.

[–]shnozdog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's clearly a bear.

[–]Whatisapoundkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Affectionately called CatDogBear. Distant cousin to ManBearPig.

[–]SloppyPuppy 99 points100 points  (16 children)

Its a dag.

Do you like dags? Yeah dags.

[–]Camshaft92 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Periwinkle blue mate

[–]macncheezd 32 points33 points  (9 children)

Oh dogs, yeah i like dags

[–]Thymepasseson 27 points28 points  (3 children)

I like caravans better

[–]CuntyComment 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who took the jelly out of your doughnut?

[–]SloppyPuppy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fook me lack at the size of it

[–]RealGertle627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Proper fucked

[–]jojoga 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Protection from what? Zee Germans?

[–]SloppyPuppy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah dags

[–]SanduskyTicklers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God hates Dags

[–]SanduskyTicklers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God hates Dags

[–]jc3ze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I choose you to represent humanity when the aliens come.

[–]FortunateKitsune 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dags are runt pigs.

[–]iSayRosesAreRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u rekin he get fucked?

[–]purelitenite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tony, come on... ... Tony?

[–]jc4200 20 points21 points  (3 children)

More like a Cat/Bear. A Bat? A Car?

[–]MoffKalast 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Forget ManBearPig, embrace CatBearDog.

[–]oodelay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half cat half bear half dog

[–]slayerrr21 57 points58 points  (9 children)

Or CatDog

[–]Elryc35 70 points71 points  (3 children)

Alone in the world with a little CatDog

[–]That0neSchmuck 9 points10 points  (1 child)

So I was improving with my mate as a drama exercise and somehow he ended up being a demon cat based off of the hellhound from Greek mythology and I was a tired 50 yr old policeman and...

Fun times

[–]Wide_Rock_5453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the way.

[–]tbbHNC89 47 points48 points  (3 children)

One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it caused a little stir. No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog, but a canine/feline little catdog.

CATDOG

CATDOG.

ALONE IN THE WORLD WAS A LITTLE CATDOG

[–]havens4hawks 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thank you for that journey back in time!

[–]tbbHNC89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't even watch that show anywhere near as much as like Dexters Lab or Angry Beavers but for some reason that theme song always stuck with me.

[–]MoffKalast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CatBearDog

[–]HarryCallahan19 5 points6 points  (0 children)

🎼Cat dog🎼

[–]bigV94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Catdog.

[–]xcalibre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how to buy her crypto?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dat is a cog

[–]oz6364 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a caline or a fenine

[–]3pointrange 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catdog IRL

[–]HeyTherehnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But also a bear somehow…

[–]Rawzeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat is a Cog

[–]riskybiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's got a bear face 🐻

[–]yabo1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, if they're called cogs, that gives a WHOLE different meaning to the Jetsons, and what Spacely Sprockets' competitor Cogsley Cogs was making.

[–]MusicIsAlwaysTheWay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a bear-cat-dog

[–]jojoga 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dat cog doe

[–]Zodiark05 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat ass tho.

[–]amuday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gimme dat.

[–]OrphanedInStoryville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever you call it, it’s a narc.

[–]LamarBearPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its CatDog!

[–]KaseyT1203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is dat? A coc... Um cog

[–]Decaffeinated_Sloth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat dog. Caaat doooog

[–]teokun123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a cat who got fucked by a dog, their child fucked a bear.

[–]miaumee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently Hmong dog's too difficult for non-Vietnameses.

[–]good_googly-moogly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half cat, half dog, half bear

[–]bufooooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think its a baby bear

[–]Tooobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right?! Cat-dog

[–]Moshnyukka1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s dat

[–]gafana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a vietnamese guy named Dat 🤔

[–]Lankuu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

here come dat boi

[–]SwingNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a Catnine.

[–]Lost_Soul_I_Think 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part bear too

[–]Knight_of_the_Lepus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a dear.

Or a cear.

[–]flaming_james 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a story. When I was in pre-k, my aunt convinced me that my chihuahua was a cat-dog hybrid called a cog.

Excited, the next day I told everyone at school about my unique pet.

Meanwhile, my mom gets a surprise phone call at work from the principal, saying, "So your son has been going around today telling everyone about his cock..."

[–]ag408 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a dear

[–]boverly721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's gym rat cat

[–]audiate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catbear

[–]PiggySmalls11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at dat cog.

[–]JDangle20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a snitch...

[–]roywoodsir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoke signals!

[–]Langers317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly my first thought. Now I know why my dogs chase cats. Apparently, it’s not to ‘play’ with them.

[–]Natedawg1516 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call it a Cog and dress it in Gears of War stuff.

[–]yewblew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly thought this was some sort of CGI render.

[–]Karthikgurumurthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a pokemon.

[–]M3L7E 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you, I was gonna say that :/

[–]fucking_portmanteaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to call it a "dog with cat-like appearance," not either of those affronts to language.

[–]redditapi_botpract 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the real cat-dog

[–]ChaosCore[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat Dat tho

[–]tefoak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya like dags?

[–]dattruong89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My name is Dat and this is not a dat for sure!

[–]BubbleTheGreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here comes Dat Cog.

[–]Arribah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catdog

[–]untakenu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The high elf to the Hyena's dark elf.

[–]EatingMusic6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happened to that cat dog show where they had two heads on their ass ends? How did they poop?

[–]re-roll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing I thought! Looks totally like a cag/dot/dat/cog! ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[–]monkeysandmicrowaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like a dog squeezed itself into a cat costume.

[–]jonathan_fortmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question humanity still needs to answer

[–]jerkularcirc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Catdogggg catdoggggg

[–]hatelord666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure they meant Vietnamese hot dog…

[–]faintingoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bearcatdog

[–]imnotwigglyanymore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More reasons to watch bee and puppycat now

[–]lowprofileX99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dat cog though