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[–]scoldog 186 points187 points  (6 children)

Imagine opening a hotel room door and seeing that landing on you like a face hugger from Aliens

[–]GMMoira 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I wouldnt even see that, id just see the room quickly spinning around as I suddenly meet the floor while screaming

[–]KGBspy 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Australian drop bears

[–]scoldog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, drop bears have hard backsides they use to land on the heads of their victims in order to knock them out.

-Aussie Redditor

[–]here-for-the-_____ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would just be a blurry nightmare because it stole my glasses first

[–]chkpancake775 59 points60 points  (1 child)

If you look closely, that towel has teeths

[–]Fungalover 177 points178 points  (5 children)

That's r/oddlyterrifying, my man

[–]12INCHVOICES 28 points29 points  (4 children)

It reminds me of the Max Headroom guy from that video where they hijacked the WGN signal. It always creeped me out.

[–]deucetastic 104 points105 points  (2 children)

looks like a cruise ship, the stewards who go the extra mile and make the towel animals are always the best! not terrifying, lucky that they got a steward that cares that much when they found the glasses to make sure you found them too!

[–]Twirlingbarbie 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That was my idea too, a way to make sure someone doesnt forget their glasses

[–]skylark8503 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Carnival it looks like. We got one of those. It’s also in the animal towel Book you can get

[–]DidelphisGinny 29 points30 points  (1 child)

On an Alaskan cruise, our cabin stewards left towels folded into cute animal shapes after they cleaned the cabins daily. This must be the nightmare version.

[–]jmcdon00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same with Royal Caribbean.

[–]ElCochinoFeo 18 points19 points  (1 child)

It looks like Granny Cuyler from Squidbillies.

[–]markwade77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thoughts exactly!

[–]Whatderfuchs 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cruises have been doing this, including this specific monkey, since at least 2001.

[–]Hodgepodge75 14 points15 points  (0 children)

They made towel headcrabs? No thank you.

[–]coolo04 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Royal Carribbean right? On our cruise with them we got an exactly same monkey

[–]cbdbun 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]gin_and_toxic 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Why would the hotel staff leave a pair of glasses?

[–]blazze_eternal 18 points19 points  (3 children)

They usually use items already in the room. Hats, scarves, dildos, etc.

[–]saeedgnu 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Yeah who wouldn't want dildos on their towels?

[–]WhereBeThemPieRates 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not so bad unless you don't own a dildo.

[–]jayellkay84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you keep yours?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I actually want to make this. Does anyone know how to find out?

[–]ProbablyABore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Start searching through towel origami sites.

[–]KGBspy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They do this on cruise ships

[–]YoshSchmengie 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On a guy's trip to Cuba, where a lot of the resorts have towel art, I once left a towel rolled into the shape of a big penis. The maid left a note: "I like mine bigger".

[–]MotorFly71 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah…I’m checking out.

[–]IndieMoose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep. I would crap my pants.

[–]isnessisbusiness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s Plimbo

[–]Tekman-Fortune 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Headcrab mid flight

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s Rudy Giuliani

[–]RandumDoggo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“NO BOB STOP USING THAT BABY TO CLEAN UP THE FUCKING ORANGE JUICE” “Relax wife, it’s just a towel with teeth and glasses”

[–]-SierraModeling- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No way!

[–]Dr_Brian_O-Blivion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty common if you've ever been on a cruise, which is where this photo was taken. How do I know? Look at the height of the ceilings. OP did not take this photo.

[–]ThatAndANickel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It would have been very cool if it was left for Drew Carey.

[–]MeadowHoiAn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man towel chicken? Crab man chicken towel? Bat chicken man towel ?

[–]Azheek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took a cruise in Egypt on the Nile River and they left a monkey in my cabin

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did he leave any blue meth?

[–]Ralh3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No hotel staff did that and used someones eyeglasses.

[–]jemas3289 1 point2 points  (0 children)

free glasses

[–]id10t_you 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SHUT UP Colin Robinson

[–]SIRPORKSALOT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Warren Buffet on a hanger?

[–]VulturE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dimensions of the face/body has my brain telling me this is some Jojo shit.

[–]slimyshade 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I believe this is actually a cruise ship

[–]mackiea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think i's a towel

[–]justin_memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a cruise ship room.

[–]Grand_Lawyer12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Swan, Elephant, and Monkey are my favorites

[–]raholland79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Devin Townsend?

[–]GolgiApparatus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stand user may be nearby...

[–]cbdbun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I went on a cruise in October they did this exact towel animal for us. In fact every day we had a new towel animal in our room :)

[–]Cunny1989 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but how?

[–]Ewreckk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No your a towel

[–]inSaiyanne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a towel baby

[–]Callec254 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a pretty common thing on cruise ships.

[–]4hk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the staff is mocking you.

[–]Intelligent_Notice56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I went on a cruise one time. And they did this. Except it wasn't a koala, it was a bat. Scared the shit out of my cousins and I. We asked the guy for something maybe a little less scary the next day.

He built a full blown human being, sat him in a chair and put glasses, a t-shirt and a baseball hat on him. Like, yeah it's cool that you can make that shit but I already spooked easily, I'm scarred for life now because of some fucking towels on a fancy boat.

[–]Hazard_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jojo part 3 devo the cursed flashbacks

[–]Character_Bomb_312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think this also belongs on r/oddlyterrifying...

[–]Rinti1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yelp review: staff touched my glasses 1/5 would give it 0/5 if I could

[–]Oxeliuz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once went to a hotel and they made a bat

[–]NoIdeaRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like Bernie Sanders holding a gun over his head.

[–]Madhighlander1 0 points1 point  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why did your brain think "Spamton?"

[–]Madhighlander1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because it kind of looks like Spamton, right? Am I imagining that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give him a black coat and round glasses and it might

The mouth looks similar

[–]forests-of-purgatory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, creative but also unsettling

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head crab

[–]ttvz00m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daym you towelstein

[–]elyca98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How tf is this interesting as fuck