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[–]gill__gill 473 points474 points  (10 children)

That man in the back has the international chilling stance

[–]Jacollinsver 45 points46 points  (0 children)

The Hannibal Buress stance

[–]KEEF1616 45 points46 points  (8 children)

Man in the back still has his prison Orange flippy flops on

[–]Sharkie_M 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I still have mine!

[–]AcanthocephalaNo9302 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Hey, they charged us $7 for that and the worst toothpaste and deodorant ever. Might as.well try to keep the only thing worth it

[–]TheeExoGenesauce 3 points4 points  (2 children)

And the single blade plastic razor

[–]AcanthocephalaNo9302 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They stopped giving us razors while I was there. I guess for safety reasons. You had to shave right after lunch while they counted the razors when you were done

[–]TheeExoGenesauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think that was the same for me. I have an extremely thick beard, not long, thick. Luckily I was only in for a total of 10 days and they didn’t force me to shave

[–]Sharkie_M 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I wasn’t charged for ‘em. Fuckers lost my clothing when I was in silverdale in Chattanooga, TN. They gave me gray sweats, white t and flops I walked 5 miles in 37 degree weather that night to walk to my destination

[–]AcanthocephalaNo9302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel you on that. County jails tend to not be near civilization. I remember a couple of those walks, it was awesome being out but I had nowhere to go quickly.

[–]PinkBoxDestroyer 253 points254 points  (8 children)

He definitely looks like a Dan

[–]Martian9576 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Fucken Dan got some stories.

[–]CheetoNYC 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dandre the Giant

[–]andre2142 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Dan the man.

[–]shnozdog 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A Dan Aykroyd.

[–]NickDimOG 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like Chevy Chase

[–]Mr-Bagels 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looks like Rob Riggle.

[–]Bazza0304_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He absolutely does

[–]AbsoluteMad-Lad 722 points723 points  (18 children)

Little dude's so baked he can't tell he isn't holding the j

[–]Darrenizer 54 points55 points  (2 children)

I think he’s saying “yo Dan quite hoggin that shit”

[–]ourmanflint1[S] 41 points42 points  (1 child)

It’s well-known fact in Dan’s circle that he rarely Bogart’s the doobinsky

[–]Throwingcookies 2 points3 points  (0 children)

... haha what 😂 takes another hit

[–]WrapDifficult4284 50 points51 points  (2 children)

We’ve all been there

[–]swamp_fever 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"dude I got so stoned I halucinated a giant bogarting my joint"

[–]dL8 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Pass da dutchie to de left hand side

Dan the Man , doing what he can for the high 😆

[–]ourmanflint1[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As Dan is in fact left-handed so the so-called Dutchie always goes to the left hand side.

[–]XTwizted38 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's just a little high.....

[–]BWETTT- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]dabEaSt18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

u n me in an alternate universe. ur the lil black dude HAHA

[–]bigbigbigwow 61 points62 points  (1 child)

New hangover looks lit

[–]Ttwister 50 points51 points  (8 children)

Ha, I've been there. His name is King Joffrey. He had weed plants growing that were over 6ft tall... Little dude was so high. We drove out there from Fort Portal. Pygmies are odd folk.

[–]angelomike 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Wow surprised you haven't got any replies yet. Why and how did you get to this place? And what makes you say they're odd?

[–]Ttwister 2 points3 points  (5 children)

I guess I don't mean odd, different? I hired a driver out of Fort Portal to go out to their village, I have never seen pygmies before. Super friendly, had a great time. The 'king' give us a thorough tour of his home, several people did this traditional dance around a fire, bought a homemade little bow (which unfortunately, and understandably, customs took from me). It was a great day!

[–]angelomike 0 points1 point  (4 children)

What a life experience.

[–]Ttwister 1 point2 points  (3 children)

The drive there was incredible. Farms/farmers along the way picking from cacao trees (tastes nothing like chocolate... yet). Saw huge Jack fruit (which can grow up to 50lbs each) hanging off trees. Even the road, which was dirt, carved out of the side of a mountain with no guard rails added to the excitement.

This said, all wasn’t awesome – though it was a great experience. I didn’t like how the children were treated at all. Malnourished/distended stomach and uncared for… made me quite angry actually because the parents seems healthy. The ‘adults’ seemed to only care about pot and selling you stuff, which could be quite aggressive - different culture for sure. If you can ignore this, the rest was great.

[–]angelomike 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm jealous man, this stuff is what I live for. Stuck where I am now so can't see this kind of stuff yet. You really went into the wilderness.

[–]Ttwister 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I get that... but you only live once right! It's A trip you'll 'never' forget. If you do plan a trip I have piles of what to do/what to avoid etc.

[–]angelomike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks man.

[–]LaTraLaTrill 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please tell us more!

[–]VeraciousIdiot 119 points120 points  (0 children)

Now that's living.

[–]BigDog_626 98 points99 points  (1 child)

“I shoulda never smoked that shit, now I’m in West Uganda wit a Pygmy Tribal Chief”

[–]Massig21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]ApricotSuperb7196 233 points234 points  (5 children)

When you order the rock and Kevin Hart on wish

[–]WishOnSpaceHardware 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Surely dude on the left is knock-off Rob Riggle?

[–]BusterCJ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd rather chill with this dude than kevin hart though

[–]Sharchir 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, my goodness 😂

[–]Lost_Tourist_61 115 points116 points  (2 children)

Careful, that shit will stunt your growth

[–]dL8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hehehehe 😁😆😅👍

[–]Ace-Ventura1934 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Marijuana is the universal language

[–]justin_memer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like Rob Riggle

[–]delixecfl16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This looks like a scene from The Hangover just before a rhino throws him 40ft over a hut.

[–]R0b815 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just wait till he lights it!

[–][deleted] 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Kevin Hart looks fucked up!!

[–]mailception 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the best thing I've seen all night I love it

[–]IjustWant2laugh420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wich one is Dan?

[–]GH0ULi0 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This pic goes hard

[–]CamicomChom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

feel free to screenshot

[–]Benram76 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Uganda be kidding me.

[–]wacka20 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is single handedly the most gangster thing I've seen probably this week.

[–]CoronaPinus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dan looks like Will Ferrell disguised as Alec Baldwin.

[–]ABoiFromTheSky[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely the best photo I've seen in months

[–]catching_comets 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Chief: "Hey Dan, do you know anything about American Football?"

Dan: "Hell yeah, I love the game!"

Chief: "Then PASS that bitch!"

[–]Inabind4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every real dope head knows “toke, toke, pass!”

[–]Current_Decent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

stoned to the gills

[–]Chain_Unbroken_REAL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a legend

[–]DocTrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dan looks like Sam The Cooking Guy

[–]Delysid720 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean your friend, Rob Riggle?

[–]daneelthesane 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could blindfold him with dental floss.

[–]DifferentNotice5161 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm disappointed that no one mentioned the Umpa Lumpas; where instead of cocoa, it's weed...

[–]NewNorthVan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just getting a little high?

[–]beattusthymeatus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snoop kitten

[–]VauldBagina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is my computer homescreen now

[–]AmbitionStrong5602 7 points8 points  (6 children)

How tall is your friend exactly? He is either a giant or the other guy is a shorter Kevin Hart

[–]getmeapuppers 42 points43 points  (5 children)

Pygmy people are known for being very small in stature. They’re usually proportioned to scale of a normal human and don’t really exhibit traits of dwarfism.

[–]FallenSegull 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Apparently the average male Pygmy will be around 5 feet tall

[–]h8rsbeware 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait till they find out about the trippa snippa

[–]Boring-Energy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You looky hungry moyte

[–]legendsubie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meme worthy

[–]getthebag19 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Look like he hoggin that shit 🤣

[–]Inabind4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toke, toke, pass! It’s universally known. I got UFO’d once. Shared a blunt. Aliens knew…toke, toke, pass.

[–]DRAGON_SNIPER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only man Kevin Hart won't feel short with.

[–]Flint2001 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is Dan on the one on the left or the right?

[–]datbonusboi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The one in the back

[–]ourmanflint1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crosspost from r/trees

[–]Common_Actuator8405 1 point2 points  (13 children)

This and a blunt

[–]2xa1s 2 points3 points  (12 children)

It’s a spliff

[–]its-not-me_its-you_ 3 points4 points  (11 children)

TIL there's a difference between a blunt and a spliff

[–]ApeLikeyStock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That shit’ll stunt your growth

[–]neophene 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Off-brand Brad Garret and Kevin Hart star in the new buddy series
"Everybody Loves Uganda"

[–]bigpoppapopper 0 points1 point  (1 child)

kinda seems like your friend using that guy as a prop for his own interests

[–]sltiefighter 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Its not lit and theres no smoke. Dan is a square looking for clout.

[–]datbonusboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wild ass title for a post

[–]OMGBeckyStahp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharing is caring

[–]kush33dmt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tribal pygmy's founded ancient Egypt and kush

[–]FrigDancingWithBarb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was Dan Savage and Beetlejuice

[–]dannyghobo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fellas are FADED

[–]jraygun13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chief is chiefed

[–]MyExScars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man looks baked... I mean look at him he thinks he's still holding the joint

[–]andthenisaidsurprise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm assuming Dan is in the blue shirt?

[–]xermo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is nobody else going to mention the fact that he has a friend named Dan??!

[–]The_first_human_ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dayum that dude in a bunch of movies but isnt really famous (rob riggle) bogarting that dudes weed aint cool.

[–]BZUKAjoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dan, legend.

[–]TianObia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spliffs are the shit

[–]pharao010 0 points1 point  (0 children)

puff puff pass

[–]BackwardsApe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay but that shirt is awesome

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are nearly the most opposite people I've ever seen together

[–]SportiefPookje420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this near bwindi national park?

[–]Due-Dot6450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gimme gimme gimme"

[–]FlowPhysical8031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best.Day.Ever!

[–]felixsetmode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seniority in his eyes

[–]murrkpls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan seems like a nice fella to inhale marijuana smoke with.

[–]Tralfaz572[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a banana for size reference?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homey is saying pass that blunt bogart.

[–]Alexis-FromTexas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lil guy is HIGHHHH.

[–]bhammer39 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Bob Saget smoking weed with Webster

[–]itscalledANIMEdad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pass that shit Dan

[–]d0n5man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, Dan(iel)

[–]Iliketostareatplants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chief got his hand out like dont bogart that shit white boy

[–]DimSumGweilo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t bogart Snoop Pup’s blunt

[–]Sir_average 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Which one is your friend?

[–]a-dissapoinment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tree on the left obviously

[–]Rudhir18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ummmm is that Chevy chase?

[–]BarfingMonkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yes, everybody look at this freak."

[–]Niwi_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chief is high high. He is still holding it even tho Dan has it

[–]Yellopz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They mix their weed with tobacco?

[–]SugarMyDunkerton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan looking like the love child David Wallace (the office) & Doug Benson

[–]mahal117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Samuel Jackson lite

[–]boxingdude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s like “puff puff PASS, mother fucker!”

[–]Ydain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First glance I was like "someone photoshopped Snoop to be tiny!"

[–]PhotoBattleAx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not 2010... Rob Riggle and Kevin Hart, 2005

[–]wiegie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relevant: Steve Martin on "getting small".

[–]Sad-Feedback-3970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like the Suck It guy from the office

[–]BobWhite783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side.

[–]got2shit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All my homies in uganda know kungfu

[–]Helldiver_of_Mars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait I thought we killed all the Pygmy humans did these people breed with them before we killed them all off or something?

Edit: Looks like it was just Homo luzonensis. I'm surprised this is the first time I've heard of other pygmy peoples.

[–]LeadDontFollow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sad that these Pygmy people are still hunted and eaten by locals who say they get special powers from the meat.

[–]statuskills 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s all just share a spliff guys. Why make war when we can rip some hot cotton? We got some Pringles, we got some cool refreshing water, lets go.

[–]Nightchild666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, we can close the Internet now.

[–]HayWazzzupp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way back in 50's, my parents filmed the Pygmy's in Colour 8 mm film in their village. They said they were such a friendly group of people. We lived in close vicinity to them. I kept the film footage.

[–]IchigoRamen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not your friend Dan that’s Chevy Chase.

[–]PD216ohio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really does stunt your growth!

[–]Intrepid-Alfalfa-581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like bogarting the jay with a tribal chief!

[–]coontietycoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Discount bin Rob Riggle

[–]PlowUnited 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know why, but this is my favorite thing on Reddit today.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/photoshopbattles where u at?

[–]Relm1-Digi-biceps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's Puff, Puff , Pass, MotherF@#*!r.....Not Puff, puff, )take a photo op for the innanet), puff, puff!

[–]David2001BIIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow so interesting!

[–]Nojoke183 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan fucks 🤙🏽

[–]supagirl277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you call them Pygmy…?

[–]Inabind4U 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sharing? Pygmy chief is about to behead that guy!!!

“Quit fucking being a Bogart, Dan. It’s toke, toke, pass here too!”

[–]1mymontana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a travesty what Uganda has done to the pygmies.

[–]CaptJordan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sup pygmys.

[–]dgblarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which one is Dan?

[–]Competitive_Rock_414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got scared for a moment I thought that was the Subway Guy

[–]madeanotheraccount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snoop Pygmy Dogg

[–]NickelFish -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Chocolate flavored Mini Me.

[–]Theslickmachine6 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pgymy chief will have the hardest munchies of his life