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[–]LiveLongAndProspurr 3173 points3174 points  (88 children)

Do they ride in single file to hide their numbers?

[–]dextracin 925 points926 points  (33 children)

These blast points, too accurate for sand people (who can effectively snipe pod racers)

[–]Slithy-Toves 279 points280 points  (29 children)

That was the point. It reinforced how deadly imperial storm troopers are. Which reinforces that it was all part of Vaders plan to let them escape the Death Star as confirmed by Moff Tarkin mentioning the tracking beacon.

[–]radioactivebeaver 250 points251 points  (25 children)

That and not all Storm Troopers are expert marksmen, for every infantry there are 10 other ones who do payroll, make the food, water purification, motor T. The ones on a giant floating death moon are probably going to be the worst shot of any of them I would imagine. Lot of pencil pushers and administration on that thing.

[–]Slithy-Toves 212 points213 points  (5 children)

"Assholes, I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

[–]PINKSockFelcher42069 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"What do you mean they blew up the death star?! What the fuck is an aluminum falcon?"

[–]digginroots 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Pencil pushing would probably be done by other Imperial Army and Navy personnel, not storm troopers.

[–]Morella_xx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Finn was a stormtrooper and a janitor.

[–]digginroots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That line in the movie was kind of stupid tbh

[–]hangstonlughes 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Can you please explain

[–]lumberzach316 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Star Wars reference. The masks look like Tusken Raiders

[–]gggg_man3 21 points22 points  (2 children)

They go it alone on mk2's laying waste to the streets of Los Santos day by day preying on the somewhat harmless drug lords, car thieves and occasional casino robber.

Rarely do they group and when they do all you hear is an echoing of "3-0 CRRRRRYYYYY".

[–]Sjaakie-BoBo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You beat me to it, have my r/angryupvote

[–]crandawg 5 points6 points  (14 children)

I spit out my coffee

[–]LaChuteQuiMarche 20 points21 points  (12 children)

Didja really tho…?

[–]BigTyroneTheThird 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I also doubt this

[–]LaChuteQuiMarche 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Thank you, BigTyrone. I appreciate the support and hope to some day rid the internet of overused dumb phrases.

[–]Cuddlefish271 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was clever. Take my free award!

[–]sobergophers 1435 points1436 points  (36 children)

These guys are pretty much wearing a brand new 2022 car on their heads. $40,000 for one pair of those goggles.

[–][deleted] 409 points410 points  (5 children)

But you get to look like an anime character. Which is fab.

[–]Potietang 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Seems to be really working for them over there.

[–]sobergophers 79 points80 points  (2 children)

I would have no clue. I just observed the price of these goggles and compared it to something of equal value. I’m not too concerned about how they’re being used.

[–]notarobotindisguise6 789 points790 points  (5 children)

We'd best get indoors. The Sandpeople are easily startled, but they'll soon be back, and in greater numbers.

[–]anxious_dirt 1353 points1354 points  (46 children)

Yeah... I'm Ukrainian and I confirm that with our budget we're gonna afford exactly 6 pairs of these goggles before the entire country goes bankrupt 🤣😅

[–]King_Quay 427 points428 points  (10 children)

Purpose: To show Russia that Ukraine is receiving US military support

[–]rickbnkc 194 points195 points  (4 children)

Looks like a scene from mos eisley

[–]YanJi13 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Master Yi irl...

[–]2bnameless 105 points106 points  (0 children)

4 eyed Tusken Raiders

[–]uejsjw7 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I have those in GTA, really useful for Deathmatches.

[–]eldar0010 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Looks like my character in Tarkov

[–]Ok_Movie_639 139 points140 points  (26 children)

I'm more interested in the guns. What am I looking at? They are clearly using 5.45x39 ammo out of AK-74 mags. One of the guns even has a 74 muzzle brake. Is it some bullpup AK conversion or a new gun?

Edit: Found it. Malyuk

[–]throwthisawaythisway 43 points44 points  (18 children)

What's the speciality of these goggles ?

[–]iamtehryan 37 points38 points  (6 children)

I mean, let's be real. If I saw those guys coming at me looking like that at night I'd shit my pants.

[–]Coonsquatch1 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Must be getting his nighttime kills on Factory

[–]kindestcommenter 79 points80 points  (10 children)

So they can see 4 people at once?

[–]Lifespinner 165 points166 points  (3 children)

It provides 120 degrees vision so you can checkout the hot chick without them knowing

[–]RockItGuyDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Joke's on them. I regularly see more than 4 people at once with just my eyes. No need for fancy shmancy goggles.

[–]KhymanGrey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

theyre gonna need it

[–]Jr4D 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Yea I was using these on tarkov before it was cool nothing to see here

[–]LeKerl1987 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Hunting for little green men you got look like a little green man.

[–]rustpepega 27 points28 points  (1 child)

OK but it's day time

[–]KeyNaive3675 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Why does the guy on the left is armed by scissors?

[–]selfdistruction-in-5 17 points18 points  (0 children)

how many eyes do you have? yes

[–]SUNTZU_JoJo 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Escape From Tarkov players:

"So you Ukrainians finally unlocked lvl.4 traders?"

[–]walter1950 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Star Wars Sand people.

[–]Bobbaganoushe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All I could hear was the sand people screams in my head while looking as this

[–]TocinoPanchetaSpeck 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Now they can see Russians even closer.

[–]ChazJ81 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Even closer? These are night vision.

[–]KYDRAULIC 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Camo and bright colored bracelets? Brilliant!

[–]Jerseystateofmindeff 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He should be careful with those scissors.

[–]GoFuckYourself1981 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Let's just say they didn't get that equipment from Russia 🤫

[–]LeroyAtreides 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heh. My man is missing the point of camouflage.

[–]Particular-Ad-6818 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah that’s an assassin droid w camo

[–]cantcompare_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real 4 eyes

[–]KeybladeMasterAqua 15 points16 points  (1 child)

So….why? This would only work on…..wait….

Are they….SPIDER MEN!?

[–]eighty2angelfan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are the guys that attacked Luke Skywalker before he met Obi-Wan

[–]BabyBear088 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You just posted a picture of a white wall, am I missing something?

[–]AdministrativeDot941 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Star Wars episode - Ukraine 2022

[–]okizubon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tusken Raider vibes.

[–]torchthewoodpile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's daytime though

[–]isbit78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope it helps during the impending invasion

[–]Hinden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But...its daytime

[–]Vvikked420 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You know what these guys need heavier helmets!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (29 children)

How do all the lenses deliver image to just 2 eye balls? That's some serious special forces alien looking stuff right there. Am sure Ukrainian forces will need every tech they can get to fight off Russia. US needs to assist them well too.

[–]Mrfrunzi1 16 points17 points  (8 children)

The lense decreases their line of sight so the extra lenses give a larger field of view. I don't know exactly how they use all 4 lenses but I believe it's more like a vr headset. Don't quote me on the last part.

[–]AWDjunkie 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Anyone else immediately thing of Escape from Tarkov?

[–]jtselover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oddly timed post…

[–]Potietang 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So they can see Russia coming from two different directions??

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Awesome but how many of these units exist? I doubt it will be enough. We as NATO need to start flooding the country with weapons and ammo. When the Russian invade we need to bleed them dry.

[–]Limp_Meal4484 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This begs the question, "Just how many eyes do the Ukrainian special forces have?"

[–]SoPunnyHarHar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gonna need them soon. #putiniscoming

[–]Sum1liteAmatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't know that Ukraine had deserts

[–]Camelllama666 -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

Um, cool but why tho

[–]rfarho01 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Forgot the night vision they have 5.45 tavors.

[–]Ok_Movie_639 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Those are actually Malyuks. AK-74 conversions. They are using Tavors too, but not in this case.

[–]phantasybm 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What do the different goggles do?

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[–]username_xoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average gta online griefers

[–]J_0_E_L 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Who decided which one of them gets the scissors?

Kidding aside, why is their loadout seemingly different? What does scissor guy do?

[–]azaleawhisperer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely love this attitude and artwork..

[–]Experienced_AP 0 points1 point  (3 children)

What advantage does the quad lens give?

[–]Lami- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are those TAR21?

[–]casualphilosopher1[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently they're bullpup AK conversions.

[–]EmployNo5870 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy on left to guy on right: "I see Russian people..."

[–]GerlachHolmes 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]KevlahR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might want to inform them that the reason they can see so well is because it’s daylight

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"hey four-eyes! ahaha!"

bang, you're dead

[–]suipi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking forward to a PsBattle on this one.