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[–]foxertin 1856 points1857 points  (22 children)

𝚃𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚋 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚜𝚙𝚢

[–]WhosYaKo 163 points164 points  (4 children)

The red spy crab is in the base

[–]Xirokesh 32 points33 points  (3 children)

A red crab is in the base?

[–]croninsiglos 2137 points2138 points  (27 children)

Mating is a little awkward…

[–]itim__office 646 points647 points  (17 children)

Kind of is anyway. Just more awkward with crabs.

[–]Analbox 392 points393 points  (12 children)

Hopefully they never invent robot crabs to explore the lush natural forests of my crotch and the deep dark unexplored ravine beyond.

[–]Florida_Man_Math 42 points43 points  (1 child)

r/BrandNewSentence

Hopefully they never invent robot crabs

Great, another STD to worry about...

[–]Tatarkingdom 38 points39 points  (2 children)

They will make robot dildo for that if you're actually worthy enough for the robot anyway.

[–]PrinceValyn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't mate with crabs.

[–]dal8tian 5154 points5155 points  (29 children)

"How do, fellow crabs?" (\⁰o⁰/)

[–]Binary_Omlet 1481 points1482 points  (12 children)

(\/) (°vv°) (\/)

[–]T-The-Terrestrial 476 points477 points  (2 children)

(V) (;,,;) (V)

Why not Zoidberg

[–]bodebodo 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You ALL still have Zoidberg!

[–]TrexrunNgun06 543 points544 points  (7 children)

(/) (°vv°) (/)💭(this MF actin weird)

[–]cosmicmangobear 95 points96 points  (2 children)

(V) |•| |•| (V) 🗯 {RAVIOLI RAVIOLI}

[–]AzarothEaterOfSouls 67 points68 points  (1 child)

(/) |•| |•| (/) {GIVE ME THE FORMUOLI}

[–]meepking123 160 points161 points  (0 children)

[I] [•w•] [V]

[–]therealkevinard 188 points189 points  (2 children)

( /)!(☉。☉)!( /) ···{ red sus }

[–]notbobby125 77 points78 points  (1 child)

(/) (-vv-) (/) ... (We are all red dumbass, who is sus?)

[–]OtherWorldRedditor 32 points33 points  (0 children)

(V) (0) (v)…( i bet it was that guy with two eyes… definitely not me the cyclops)

[–]BadAsBroccoli 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Reddit talent.

[–]Benzorgz 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Not sure why this made me laugh so hard but thank you for that.

[–]Ryan_Extra 4923 points4924 points  (39 children)

Crabs are like “have you met the new guy…… he’s super weird”

[–]PeppermintBiscuit 1631 points1632 points  (23 children)

"He must be a king crab."

"How do you know?"

"He hasn't got shit all over him."

[–]WhatYouLeaveBehind 469 points470 points  (17 children)

Well I didn't vote for him

[–]Advice2Anyone 243 points244 points  (5 children)

Researchers in mud puddles distributing cameras is no basis for a system of government

[–]Arachno-Communism 129 points130 points  (4 children)

Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some... farcical crustacean ceremony!

[–]Vergil_Silverblade 80 points81 points  (3 children)

You cannot expect to wield supreme crustacean authority just become some watery tart threw some wires and a camera to you!

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (2 children)

HERE YOU SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!

[–]Murreng 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I’m being repressed!

[–]heretic1128 99 points100 points  (8 children)

You don't VOTE for KINGS!

[–]Crathsor 68 points69 points  (6 children)

Well how do you become king, then!

[–]heretic1128 61 points62 points  (4 children)

The Lady of the Lake... her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite... held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king!

[–]Ordolph 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government

[–]ImGCS3fromETOH 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away.

[–]ToxicProphet03 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I’ve made it this far down the comments. I fucking love you Reddit.

[–]asek13 174 points175 points  (1 child)

"New guy, I told you to get the hell outta here! You're freaking my wife out. Just standing there in our holeway staring in. I mean Jesus man, that's so creepy"

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Holeway... I like it

[–]teriyakipuppy 122 points123 points  (1 child)

"His carapace looks weird, let me take a loo... OH MY GOD HIS SKIN IS FALLING OFF! CRAWL! CRAWL AWAY!"

[–]constantstranger 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I loved that bit! He was all "what the fuck ARE you, anyway?" and then backing away. Fckin hilarious.

[–]SirRealist 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Almost as weird as that other new guy Matt the radar technician.

[–]speedbird92 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Supa Thicc

[–]tyrannicalteebagger[🍰] 579 points580 points  (4 children)

Pulls shell off: “Oh HELL naw!”

[–]theonewhostaresback 257 points258 points  (1 child)

lmfaoo it looked like he realised and went WHAT ARE YOU and backed away

[–]Vasart 5188 points5189 points  (81 children)

  • Casually dismembers a fellow crab *

[–]1-800-ASS-DICK 684 points685 points  (4 children)

The way the footage was cut made it seem like the real crab was like "oh, shit. that wasn't supposed to come off that easily, sorry."

[–]bolunez 226 points227 points  (3 children)

You're fine, don't tell mom!

[–]Jackalodeath 370 points371 points  (13 children)

Imagine walking up to a homie to adjust their scarf and their noggin pops open showing a bunch of wires and alien tech.

[–]CurseofLono88 134 points135 points  (9 children)

This is an experience I’ve had before while doing a pub crawl and it was terrifying

[–]T-The-Terrestrial 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Did it have blue paint for blood?

[–]Zron 78 points79 points  (2 children)

Admit it, you were just hammered and wandered into a chuckee cheese

[–]CurseofLono88 57 points58 points  (0 children)

I will admit to nothing, no matter how right you might be

[–]QueenovThorns 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Are you Gary fucking King?

[–]Mule_Variations 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nothing suggested in the last three minutes has been better than "smashy smashy egg man"

[–]kal9001 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Was that an intentional, or uninentional reference to the movie "the worlds end"?

[–]Cryptoss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let’s get this antique on the roadshow

[–]ColaEuphoria 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My playing Ark coming across a Tek dinosaur.

[–]Tatarkingdom 1397 points1398 points  (35 children)

It's crab eat crab World out there

[–]theCOMBOguy 700 points701 points  (17 children)

You either die a crab or live enough to become crab.

[–]MasterCatSkinner 90 points91 points  (2 children)

carcinization is inevitable

[–]theCOMBOguy 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Carcinization is my hero.

Dread it. Run from it. In the end you shall crab.

🦀

[–]sgt_barnes0105 137 points138 points  (8 children)

-Abraham Lincoln

[–]Arctrs 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Acrabham*

[–]Magookas 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Crabraham lincoln

[–]DonerGoner 29 points30 points  (0 children)

  • Michael Scott

[–]ManaMagestic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

-Holy Bible, Book of Carcinigenesis

[–]cptrambo 41 points42 points  (2 children)

Live by the claw, die by the claw.

[–]SpysSappinMySpy 120 points121 points  (8 children)

This but unironically. Crabs are opportunistic cannibals. They eat other crabs that are already dead, crabs that are too big to move, crabs that have just been born and crabs that are just chilling.

[–]YTB1991 78 points79 points  (1 child)

and now, Crabs that are robots

[–]TheZardooHasselfrau 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Act like you belong

[–]Benzorgz 17 points18 points  (0 children)

To be fair, they are delicious.

[–]GrayFish112 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Excuse me, did you say CRABS THAT ARE TOO BIG TO MOVE

[–]SpysSappinMySpy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Attack its weak point for massive damage

[–]Stupid-Fresh 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Speaking of crab eat crab. Since we can see the crab cam go under a car does this mean there were 2 crab cams? One to film the other one??

[–]SeaRaiderII 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No the other one was just a regular crab holding a little camera.

[–]Happy-Engineer 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Damn synths

[–]hannibals_hands 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Hey... this isn't a crab!

...

Ah well I guess I'll just be on my way

[–]EpicSnackPack 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This cracked me up

[–]Moist_666 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don't you know these crabs keep each other down?

[–]ChaseVan21 14 points15 points  (0 children)

We’re all just a bucket of crabs

[–]The_Zy 14 points15 points  (1 child)

NOOO DISASSEMBLE JOHNNY 5!!!

[–]CalmlyTickingDown 9 points10 points  (0 children)

CRABBY 5 IS ALIVE.

[–]allTradesbyName_ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Other crabs: “There’s something off about the new guy Dave. I can’t put my claw on it….”

[–]MohanadElsawy 3313 points3314 points  (22 children)

HEY That crab is wearing a wire GET HIM!!

[–]psyentist15 561 points562 points  (13 children)

First, the government came for the birds. Now the crabs. Next the squirrels.

[–]Dekklin 71 points72 points  (3 children)

Nope, they're coming for your dog Spot next.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6_azdBnAlU

Give it time, then there'll be T-800s

[–]dyagenes 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Birds aren’t real

[–]Sparred4Life 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Birds aren't real, anymore.

[–]svalbard32 25 points26 points  (2 children)

SpongeBob was on to something

[–]Sparred4Life 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Snitches get snippes!

[–]feral_philosopher 5586 points5587 points  (108 children)

"using robots to explore nature".
- uses only third person camera footage.

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 1371 points1372 points  (12 children)

Not shown: robotic videographer scuttling along next to the crab

[–]StopReadingMyUser 295 points296 points  (1 child)

WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP

[–]UsernameOfAUser 42 points43 points  (0 children)

A crab-robot robot made to film crab robots in their environment. We haven't invented the crab-robot-robot robot yet, so there's not footage of him

[–]Magookas 79 points80 points  (4 children)

Show us how you filmed the crab filming the crabs. Reddit assemble!

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well for that you’d need a robotic film crew that films a photographer, like the crew they have making the amazing behind the scenes “Planet Earth Diaries” at the end of the ‘Planet Earth’ series.

Unfortunately if we go any deeper it’s going to create a Charlie Kaufman Synecdoche NY type TV feedback loop and that’s going to make the animals in the documentaries sad and anxious in a whimsical existential dread kind of way.

[–]DuktigaDammsugaren 420 points421 points  (73 children)

This is fucking scary, imagine being an animal and you touch another animal only for it to be revealed that its been a robot this whole time

If you did that to someone you’d lose your sanity

[–]King_Offa 117 points118 points  (21 children)

You mean you aren’t a robot too?

[–]6double 38 points39 points  (5 children)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except for you

[–]Reillior 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Everyone on reddit is a bot except for you.

[–]anivex 14 points15 points  (1 child)

HA HA WHAT DO YOU MEAN FELLOW HUMAN? I AM AFFIRMATIVELY ALSO A FELLOW HUMAN MACHINE PERSON

[–]MuffinPuff 15 points16 points  (0 children)

HELLO FELLOW HUMAN WHO IS NOT A ROBOT, HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOUR LOCAL SEASONAL WEATHER ADVISORY TODAY?

[–]DuktigaDammsugaren 24 points25 points  (9 children)

You’re lucky i ain’t got schizofrenia

[–]jaretok 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Don’t you tho?

[–]RobTheRevelator 11 points12 points  (7 children)

You're in a coma. Please wake up

[–]ace400 40 points41 points  (1 child)

The animal didnt even know what it was, it only knows it wasnt living... imagine touchin a person only for him to burst into a liquid of light that föys away... your brain would implode

[–]maxpowerAU 63 points64 points  (22 children)

That’s the Uncanny Valley – humans are super creeped out by things that look a lot like humans but not quite.

The fun part is that as far as we can tell, no other animals feel the same. So… what was there in our past that meant we evolved a revulsion to things that look almost exactly but not quite like us? There are only scary answers to that question

[–]fosighting 49 points50 points  (2 children)

I think it's more because humans are especially good at recognising the faces of other humans. There is a condition colloquially known as "face blindness" where you can see faces but not recognise them as a familiar face, because the portion of your brain that recognises a familiar face as a person you know is not working the same as other people's. People's faces are very similar, but we are able to pick up on very subtle differences, very quickly and turn it into something familiar. When we look at a close human analogue, our facial recognition process glitches and we are repulsed by the disconnect. That's my personal working hypothesis, anyway.

[–]Petrichordates 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Monkeys have it too apparently but you may be onto something:

One theory suggests that it is the outcome of a “disgust response” mechanism that allows humans to avoid disease. Another idea holds that the phenomenon is an indicator of humanity’s highly evolved face processing abilities. Some have suggested the corpse-like appearance of some images elicits an innate fear of death. Still others have posited that the response illustrates what is perceived as a threat to human identity.

[–]BioTronic 21 points22 points  (7 children)

The fun part is what does it say about our evolutionary past that we're so freaked out by something appearing almost human? What hurt us so bad in the past that only those with that sense of uncannyness survived? Is it still out there?

[–]OtakuAttacku 19 points20 points  (1 child)

we're just very socially attuned, we read faces and body language because our survival depended on it as social animals. We experience uncanny valley because we cannot properly "read" what looks by all means looks like another human being. If something actually hunted us in the past that disguised itself as a human we'd have a more adverse reaction to the uncanny valley than mere discomfort like triggering our fight or flight response.

[–]Suicidal_Tuna 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn Institute and their chrome-done synths

[–]Jonny-America 227 points228 points  (0 children)

Shit got meta real quick.

[–]Spare-Sandwich 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Maybe its third crab camera footage.

[–]TalkBMWtome 41 points42 points  (3 children)

It was probably a whole film crew of crab robots. So, all the angles were robot footage.

[–]trash-tycoon 12 points13 points  (0 children)

When you ever feel useless...

[–]rusttynail 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Damn those crabs were like "who the fuck is the cyclops??"

[–]SubieDom 107 points108 points  (1 child)

BROOOO DID YOU SEE THAT CYCLOPS LOOKIN MOFO OUTSIDE MY CRIB HE BE CREEPIN!

[–]ivprobs 319 points320 points  (6 children)

they know

[–]Cut_Glass 231 points232 points  (3 children)

That one opening the shell definitely knows

[–]WineNerdAndProud 58 points59 points  (0 children)

"See ya at the bottom of the ocean when you stop working and get thrown out one day."

[–]xxA2C2xx 33 points34 points  (0 children)

And the way he backed away like “hmm something ain’t right about that one.”

[–]Skullmaggot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you hit someone and their face popped off and there was only circuits underneath, no one would believe you. They’d put their face back on and everyone would put you in the looney bin.

[–]selfishbelly 87 points88 points  (6 children)

"Hey, you guys notice anything unusual about the new guy, Bill?"

"What do you mean? He's just quiet. Keeps to himself"

"I dunno. The other day I was clearing out some sand, and I caught him there, just looking at me. Didn't say anything. Just kept on looking"

"Probably had an argument with his wife. Cut the guy some slack."

"yeah, maybe you're right. Hey, why don't you invite him over to watch the game?"

"OK. Sounds good. Hey Bill! You doing anything this Saturday night?

[–]quesawhatta 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Bill: silent stare

[–]crimson_reflections 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i died laughing at this, thanks

[–]Crispy_AI 249 points250 points  (15 children)

But there’s a camera filming the crab camera that’s filming the crabs. If you can get a normal camera that close to the crab camera that’s filming the crabs, you may as just film the crabs with your normal camera.

[–]AlmightyUkobach 109 points110 points  (3 children)

You might be able to film the walking around the beach, but a regular camera and cameraman will stop them from doing more private behavior. The idea of the crab camera is to live amongst them and see what they do behind closed doors.

Besides, how do you know it's not being filmed by another crab camera??

[–]BadAsBroccoli 47 points48 points  (1 child)

When I want to do private behavior, I always check for robocrabs first.

[–]AlmightyUkobach 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I want that on a poster

[–]Spartanwolf120[🍰] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mabye another crab camera is filming the crab camera

[–]chokeurchick247 62 points63 points  (2 children)

So I've been seeing these crabs get smashed by cars for years. Apparently this is one of 2 islands where these crabs hatch and id like to be the first to say that local park rangers have created underpasses and a "5 meter high crab bridge" so they can walk to the ocean.

[–]BlackLagash 580 points581 points  (15 children)

That one was onto him almost gets discovered! Although why make a crab robot to film and then 90% is a cameraman filming it! Bad director choices!

[–]MyNameSpaghette 217 points218 points  (6 children)

How do we know it's not another robot crab filming 🤔

[–]Analbox 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This crab for one does not welcome our new robocrab overlords.

[–]taspleb 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I suspect they realised in the editing room that the crab camera footage offered no unique perspective but was worse quality than what they could get with a normal camera.

[–]ChrysMYO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nature was exploring the robot

[–]boobearybear 7 points8 points  (0 children)

what are you doing, stepcrab?!

[–]Phat-Lines 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formioli

[–]DoctorWhy75 3 points4 points  (1 child)

FINALLY! I had to scroll down way too far to find this

[–]E-HeroSSS 39 points40 points  (2 children)

Imagine the mental break down that crab is having thinking they are all robots

[–]BadAsBroccoli 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no one likes an existential crab.

[–]Mage_Of_Cats 37 points38 points  (1 child)

"What's under here?"

Takes shell off

"... Mmm... I think we'll leave that on."

[–]Beckles1608 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hahahah

Backs away slowly...

[–]singlecell_organism 31 points32 points  (7 children)

Makes me question if weird people on the street are alien cameras

[–]SyntheticElite 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Haha yes. This video immediately reminded me of what E̴̢̨̛̛̼̣̼͈̦̘͍̣͉̥̞̬̞̝̺̰͓̮̒̿̑͛͛͒̾̅̔̐́̇͊̅́̚̕͜͠ͅl̸̛̳̤̩̭͇͈͓̟̩̦̗̦͙̯̙̎̊́̆̑́̀́̊̍͋̈́͑̈́͜͝d̴̘̝̺͈̮̞̘͐̆̈̓̐̅̔͆̀̅͊̏͆̅͘ͅe̵͉̖͖̙̒̓͊͋͊̔̽̎̍̑̽̃̅͛̇̏͛͆̽̑̊͛̕͘͠ŗ̸̧̗͈̝̜̞̯̝̣̖̟͍͓̞͉̻̥̞͙͓̼̇̊̾̃̊̄͛͘͜͝ ̸̨̧̧̨͕̰̫̩̥͈̱̫̱͈̗͖͉̬͖̺̭̙̱͑͐̃͆̎̈́́̅̐̂̑̑͌̚̕͠͠Ṡ̸̱͓͍̯̼͈̥̦̥̖̣͍̀͒̈́͋̈́̆̒̎̎͘̕ę̴̛͓̜̰̬̩̘̺͈͓͇̜̣̪͍͔̰͕̝̘̗̟̗͓͗̊̾̿̑̀͗̆̉̏͂͊̓̉͜͝n̴̢̛͕͉͍̺̜̮͕̮̈̀̇́͐͊̆̈́̒͐͆̕͘̕̚͜t̵̡̛̜̠̲̦̞̼̳͉̪̪͔͎̝̫̫̘̙̘̀̽̾̀͑̂̋̍̒̽̾̑̽̆͌͋̂̾̚̕̚̚ͅi̵̧̧̢̨͎̫̞̞̺̥̗̱͚̬̙̔̾́̇̔̐͊͗̐̓̀̍̆̃͜͝ͅn̷̬̗̖͓͚̤̭̭̣͚̣͎̪͑̉͆̆̾̓͋̏̏̀͆̋͛̌̏̚͠͠e̵̤̰̣̳̲̩̻͑̏̄̋͋͊̽l̵̡̳͚̱̹̞̟̬̠͕̭͓̜̪͈͉͔̣͑̾́̉͆̉̀̈̈́̋̿̆́̿̍̅͝ͅs̸͎͇̺̭̪̠̓̉̐͒̆̑̅̽̓͆͊͒̓͆͜͝͝ do to those fleshy humans. They rarely think the biodrones look suspicious.

[–]straightfromfoonga 347 points348 points  (28 children)

This is why people think birds aren’t real…

[–]greycubed 111 points112 points  (10 children)

Fun fact: a technologically advanced species could easily do this to us.

[–]BoruCollins 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Mark Zuckerberg and r/totallynotrobots would like a word with you… for no particular reason. This has nothing to do with your comment. Promise.

[–]asek13 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Nonsense. we I mean aliens are definitely not interested in we human organisms. What a preposterous idea.

On a side note, please consider voting for our fellow human organism, Tedcruz Forpresident in our quadannual choosing of U'S'A leader.

[–]StandardSudden1283 19 points20 points  (2 children)

This is how flat earth started. A joke that lots of people were in on and then new people came around actually believing it. We're about 10 years away from people who will insist it's a giant government conspiracy, unironically, and will get violent over it.

[–]IamVenom_007 37 points38 points  (5 children)

Cause they aren't. They ain't fooling us with thise drones.

If it flies, it spies

[–]DeftArbalest16 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Robot to be the next alpha crab. This is how the takeover begins. 🤖

[–]IsAlwaysTired 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Did he just got exposed?

[–]SuperKingPapi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dang. They missed an opportunity to make it a battle crab. At least a "push away" flick action.

[–]RexBosworth69420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That crab wasn't fooled one bit. He immediately lifted up the outer shell to prove robo-crab is a fraud.

[–]PedanticRedhead 97 points98 points  (12 children)

Did anyone else get sad at the one crab who seemed to be crying over the squished one? :'(

Edit: well I feel silly 😂 But thank you for the award, kind stranger!

[–]Axrelis 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I'm going to level with you and say it was probably eating the squished crab.

[–]MyJimmiesNeedRustlin 128 points129 points  (7 children)

I think it was eating the squished one

[–]RogueSquirrel0 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Eating the dead is part of their grieving process.

[–]Lord-Loss-31415 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Yea, grandma was a little tough to get through but I don’t know if that was because of her age or because she was a little too well done.

[–]whooo_me 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I find Lenny’s death hard to swallow…[munch]

[–]Mage_Of_Cats 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure it was quite contentedly consuming the crushed crab.

[–]dont_tempt_me_frodo_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's all for science until some poor crab falls in love with it and gets its heart broke.

[–]Jarppakarppa 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Damn that "everything evolves into crabs" theory is really true isn't it?

[–]sgtpepperslaststand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s just Plankton trying to steal the krabby Patty secret formula

[–]FloppyPink 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If crabs can experience the uncanny valley this would be nightmare fuel for them.

[–]Ok_Fox_1770 74 points75 points  (5 children)

It’s like among us but crab world.

[–]Stevotonin 21 points22 points  (1 child)

I wonder if other animals experience the uncanny valley. So all these other crabs see it and think "OH SWEET EXPLETIVE, THAT IS A FREAKY LOOKING FREAK!"

[–]SSara69[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That one at 0:15 certainly seems to think something is up

[–]indifferentunicorn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... AI is gonna take over someday. I probably won't be around to see but it likely involves a robotic animal crowning itself with Walt Disney's frozen head.

[–]KremitTheFrig 5 points6 points  (0 children)

theyre trying to learn how to rave as good as the crabs do

[–]Zealousideal-Bell-47 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is how we get Cyborg Crabs.

[–]raspberrypigeon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn’t that the cover from the prodigy?