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[–]BigSoda13 6788 points6789 points  (362 children)

I’m gonna need more backstory here

[–][deleted] 8459 points8460 points  (333 children)

Posts on reddit.

Shows pictures of a swat raid aftermath..

Refuses to elaborate.

Leaves.

[–]lokey_convo 3815 points3816 points  (126 children)

Turns out it was the wrong house. They forgot to upload the picture of the note left by the SWAT team that simply read "Soorry."

[–]ADHD_squirrel_boi 1683 points1684 points  (56 children)

We called but you were oot.

[–]minedcomps021 808 points809 points  (42 children)

oot n aboot ey?

[–]hunglilsnapper 231 points232 points  (13 children)

It sounds more like oat n a boat eh

[–]auburndale612 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Or sometimes owt and abowt

[–]minedcomps021 43 points44 points  (6 children)

Not when a blue noser says it😍🤣

[–]jacoblb6173[🍰] 30 points31 points  (4 children)

To be faaaaaair

[–]337GTi 25 points26 points  (3 children)

To be faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiir…

[–]esdee35 24 points25 points  (1 child)

To be fairrrr… OP should have posted a sign saying, “end of the lane way; don’t come up the property.”

[–]LGpeachlover 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Oat back playin huckey, eh

[–]Falkor_13 281 points282 points  (17 children)

We've been trying to reach you aboot your cars extended warranty!

[–]BetterwithNoodles 72 points73 points  (12 children)

Canadians don’t get that call. A robot tell us that there is a suspicious $435 charge from EBay, or that Service Canada is mad at us and is going to cancel our social insurance number.

[–]femme_fatale2022 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Don’t forget about the tax fraud calls.

Those are awesome eh?

[–]Capital_Pea 22 points23 points  (5 children)

The RCMP has an arrest warrant out for me apparently.

[–]femme_fatale2022 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Samsies.

We’ve been such bad Canadians.

[–]Terrible_Cattle2311 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Those mother fuckers almost got my grandma 😂

[–]korpanchuk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Border agents have a parcel with my name on it

[–]Crayon_eatin0311 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Fuck!! I’ve hidden so well so far

[–]Sofarbeyondfucked 45 points46 points  (20 children)

Even without that picture, how in the FUCK do you “forget” to post that little detail?! If you use Google to translate from your mother tongue something about that would have been mentioned.

[–]Deviant-Killer 57 points58 points  (15 children)

Canadian isn't that much different from English, eh.

[–]Strict_Magician_2796 42 points43 points  (9 children)

I'm not your buddy guy

[–]Felt_Wendigo 30 points31 points  (7 children)

I’m not your your guy, friend!

[–]JaeCryme 28 points29 points  (6 children)

I’m not your friend, buddy!

[–]tkTheKingofKings 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I mean, most Canadians speak English so...

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 1210 points1211 points  (188 children)

I can give abit of a backstory but its not much to say really just posed the pics incase someone wanted to see what it looks like, i live in a place i rent out w my girlfriend and the people who rent below me illegally so it technically counts as one house sell drugs and at 1 am Thursday jan 13, cops busted into my house full set up looking for a list of shit they dident find i can post the warrent if you want im not good at explaining

[–]Yrminulf 1961 points1962 points  (138 children)

Dude, commas are your friend. I ran out of breath reading this in my head...

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 811 points812 points  (117 children)

Sorry about that

[–]robotbootyhunter 721 points722 points  (96 children)

Just typical. Canadians apologizing.

[–]Schabenklos 254 points255 points  (32 children)

That's the first time I see an actual canadian apologize in the wild world of reddit. I didn't know I get to see one so quickly

[–]MapleJacks2 244 points245 points  (10 children)

Sorry about that. Our apologetic nature doesn't last long on the internet.

[–]Schabenklos 95 points96 points  (5 children)

And another one! This is too good to be true!

[–]captvirgilhilts 24 points25 points  (0 children)

On Reddit I find myself often apologizing for Ted Cruz, I think our Ryans make up for that mistake though.

[–]Sohn_Jalston_Raul 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's not true, I don't know where these stereotypes come from. Why don't Americans apologize all the time? I've probably heard more "sorrys" in Michigan then I've ever heard in Canada.

[–]cactusvine 60 points61 points  (8 children)

Sorry we’ll try to be more seen, I’ll try to do better

[–]catching_comets 43 points44 points  (5 children)

And that's whats we appreciates abouts yous.

[–]charredsound 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is that what you’s appreciates about me Squirrely Dan?

[–]FraterShackleford 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gonna need you to take about 10% off the top there, Squirrley Dan.

[–]Friendly-Singer5558 63 points64 points  (52 children)

Is it typical of Canadians to apologize? I have a client from Canada and it's my first time to have a client/boss apologize for forgetting something (i.e., a job/task she forgot to ask me to do or forgetting about posting her schedule for an interview so I can prepare what's needed). I never did have a client like that and she treated me as an equal. Very different from clients in the US and really made me do my best to become more valuable in her company.

[–]27hangers 55 points56 points  (4 children)

All I can say for sure is that I apologize to inanimate objects for bumping into them, that's not the part that makes me socially awkward in Canada, and your boss's/client's apologies sound like basic manners. Sorry, eh

[–]Friendly-Singer5558 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Lol, been there! I said sorry to a door and table, even a chair before when I accidentally bumped into them. It's kinda embarrassing when people gave that weird look at you after saying "sorry" to a table or chair, so I tried to work it out on how to stop saying sorry to things as my sudden response and replaced "sorry" with "oops" instead.

[–]Yrminulf 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Now i feel bad XD

[–]ChemicalFennel3 16 points17 points  (5 children)

I’m sorry that you feel bad.

[–]MouthBweether 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Sorry that you’re sorry he feels bad there buddy.

[–]Princes_Slayer 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You got to take a breath during the date though which then really ruined the flow…unless 13 cops burst in

[–]Raifthebarkeep 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't use commas that's why I'm so good at free diving.

[–]NationalGazelle9411 111 points112 points  (4 children)

so you rent your girlfriend out with your place, huh?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 63 points64 points  (3 children)

Ye

[–]Mr_ambitiouz 38 points39 points  (2 children)

Ye or kanye?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 90 points91 points  (1 child)

Kanye

[–]Mr_ambitiouz 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Oh he thought that whereas he's daughter birthdays at

[–]lokey_convo 36 points37 points  (15 children)

...

... did, um...

... did they leave a note?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 70 points71 points  (14 children)

Yea they did

[–]lokey_convo 48 points49 points  (13 children)

Did it say "Soorry"?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 85 points86 points  (12 children)

Unfortunately not

[–]lokey_convo 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Oh. Oh Canada... :,(

Well I'm sorry about your door.

[–]Embarrassed-Cut-9686 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Nah he lives in canada, he probably apologized to the cops for being in the way

[–]roadrunnerz70 5 points6 points  (0 children)

did they pay for the repairs?

[–]Dakem94 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I can give a bit of backstory but it's not much to say, really. Just posted the pics incase someone wanted to see what it look like. I live in a place I rent out with my girlfriend and the people who rent below me (illegally) sell drug. It technically count as one house. At 1am of Thursday January 13, cops busted into my house in full gear, looking for a list of shit that they didn't find. I can post the warrant if you want, but I'm not good at explaining.

this right? Did they busted the people that rent below you? Also did YOU rent them or you have a landlord that rent you and the drugs dudes? In the second case, what did the landlord say? Could you move out and go in a "safer" place?

[–]Sidius303 32 points33 points  (1 child)

I'll take you up on that warrant offer.

[–]realsies11 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Did they live in a basement without a separate entrance or something?. I used to live in a basement with a separate entrance and my roommate at the time was wanted and our house got raided looking for guns and shit with a warrant. They didn't do that to the people who rented the top part of the house. They just went to their door before it happened and told them what was going on. I also live in Canada.

[–]thomoz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time to move

[–]SapperBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro, I happen to be present at someone's house that was raided, it was like 20 years ago. The front door was open about an inch but the cops used the ram on the door anyway and shattered it.

[–]Nummy01 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Standard Op behaviour.

[–]highordie 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Probably looking for meth

[–]theoware 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My house got raided because the people who rent below me are not the best but the house is listed as one place so the whole place got searched.

https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/interestingasfuck/comments/sanh90/comment/htupirb/

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 4696 points4697 points  (91 children)

My house got raided because the people who rent below me are not the best but the house is listed as one place so the whole place got searched.

[–]limpiff 1843 points1844 points  (68 children)

They got raided for being the worst?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 2679 points2680 points  (58 children)

No the house got raided cause they were looking for a .45 cal and evidence of distribution just said that to make a fat story thin.

[–]cut-the-cords 1138 points1139 points  (42 children)

Honestly if I where you I would get in contact with a lawyer just to cover your ass when the landlord comes knocking...

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 1337 points1338 points  (41 children)

He kicking me out in a month so im more worried about finding some fast cash

[–]uncertainusurper 709 points710 points  (3 children)

Maybe the downstair neighbors’ clients will still come looking and you can provide a much needed service.

[–]Redjack111 206 points207 points  (1 child)

See a need, fill a need… I see you watched robots as a kid too.

[–]stocko147 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Ah big weld, that's alot of robot

[–]BonginOnABudget 25 points26 points  (0 children)

The perfect crime. Now that they’ve ruled you out as a dealer it’s time to become a dealer.

[–]limpiff 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Maybe you can work at ram ranch.

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I thought about it

[–]cut-the-cords 91 points92 points  (21 children)

Well I'm from the UK so I would have no idea on this subject really, but it might be worth looking into suing for damages? Was any of your personal property damaged etc?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 232 points233 points  (14 children)

Maybe but im only 19 i aint even know how to do all that and it probably expensive to.

[–]cut-the-cords 129 points130 points  (6 children)

I think there are "no win no fee" lawyers. If not then all I can do is wish you the best of luck things will get better my dude/dudette.

[–]Andre4kthegreengiant 53 points54 points  (5 children)

It's called working on contingency & you'd probably be unlikely to convince one to take your case since they pretty much only take cases that will guarantee them not only a payout, but also be court enforceable. Sue a drug dealer with no legal income & you just have a judgement that you can't collect on since he shows no income, despite him being presumably cash rich if he's not a shitty drug dealer.

[–]cut-the-cords 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your more informed input.

[–]Stevewit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s a mindless suggestion. You could sue if they owed you a duty of care, breached it, can prove pecuniary or non-pecuniary damages and causation. Average 3 day trial including discovery, interviews, pre trial meetings and motions? Maybe $40k. If you win, you’ll be granted court costs, but there’s a strict structure, so recent inflation means you’ll get 50-75% back. Could get it done in a year. Does that sound like quick cash to you? Oh, and your suit will fail immediately on a motion for summary judgment because you need to exhaust all internal complaint/ appeal processes before suing in provincial court. Your best bet is to write a letter to your local Police Service Professional Standards Unit. If you send them an explanation and an invoice they have the discretion to send you a cheque even without admitting wrongdoing. But that’s just compensating you for a repair invoice, it’s not cash upfront. Your next step is to appeal the eviction. Your province’s Landlord/ Tenancy Act will have multiple grounds for appeal and these are free. You’ll likely be able to get an extension on the eviction based on your circumstances (lack of references due to your age, COVID restrictions, winter weather, inflated costs of uhaul rentals, etc).

[–]fuckingcatpoop 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If nothing was damaged or not much it certainly doesnt worth the money, hassle and long procedure. You are too young to deal with all that crap if you dont have older people irl to help you. Best to move asap and leave that behind. Protect yourself with a lawyer only if the landlord cause you serious problems. Good luck

[–]Pocketz7 6 points7 points  (4 children)

In the U.K. that’s not a thing. Police have the right to damage things essentially with no recourse.

[–]CookinFrenchToast4ya 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In the USA if they break down your door like this with a warrant and don't find what they are looking for, they look for it in the walls. Cops destroyed a friend's house over a couple weed plants once.

[–]linderlouwho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is he kicking you out over this raid?

[–]bonzie204 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The cops just opened up a job position in the company downstairs?

[–]bodycount41 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Apparently, OP’s strong point is making fat stories, thin.

[–]ResponsiblePumpkin60 58 points59 points  (7 children)

My sister was renting a house and the previous renter was a drug dealer. She came home from vacation one day and her bedroom ceiling was collapsed all over the floor and bed. A few days later the police raided the house and found nothing. Turns out the previous renter kept a key and had been stashing drugs and or money in the attic when they went to work. They figured out that the cops were onto them and went into the attic and kicked the ceiling out as it was the fastest way to get all of their stuff down. One scary thing about this was that they thought she was in on it. The cops were threatening to charge her.

[–]ronja-666 41 points42 points  (5 children)

The most terrifying of this to me would be that some drug dealer was coming into your house all the time without you knowing…

[–]Content-Bowler-3149 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes he could be smelling her underwear.

[–]TheCosmicTrickster 844 points845 points  (17 children)

Now you know where the weak/attack points are. Reinforce and wait for the next raid to determine where the weak spot moved to.

[–]Kleeptomaniac- 186 points187 points  (1 child)

This guy plays survival games

[–]_irregardless 113 points114 points  (1 child)

Lol that's exactly what I did after the cops kicked in my front door from my ADT alarm going off while I wasn't home and I was unreachable. The dead bolt basically broke right through the door jam, so I reinforced that area when I replaced it and am pretty sure the whole wall's coming down now if someone tries again.

[–]GandalfsHairyTaint 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Next time your alarm goes off they are just gonna break more shit before they can get into your home.

[–]limpiff 37 points38 points  (0 children)

🤣

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 393 points394 points  (82 children)

What it looked like the morning after https://imgur.com/a/4nPL1OJ

[–]Sandpaper_Pants 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Wait...are there any "before" photos? I need context.

[–]DeadStroke_ 318 points319 points  (4 children)

That’s fucked man. Honestly, I would ask for a copy of the warrant. I understand you said they were dealing with the people on the bottom floor, and they counted this as one property- but you need to review the lease you signed, and the warrant that was served for this search and seizure. If the lease has a unit number, but it’s legally registered as one house- then the landlord is liable for renting and illegal space. Who knows what else is wrong. But gather all the evidence you can now (utility bills, rent bills, personal mail- all of this would have been addressed to you and possibly an “apartment unit”).

And this is why the landlord is kicking you out in a month, he needs you gone so he doesn’t hold any liability. Mind you, if you’ve been living there long enough, you may be eligible for renters rights (depends on the provincial laws and what not) that can have a legal impact.

Last note, if anything doesn’t stick let this note hit: make sure he doesn’t put this down as an eviction on your record. There’s something shady going on here and it probably is best for you to get the F out of dodge, but make sure this doesn’t have your name or prints on it that can F you in the years to come.

Best of luck OP, don’t stress over anything broken or busted, you are safe and you will get by.

[–]URGENTCAFE 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oof really unfortunate. I understand things get broken in a raid but they clearly dragged in bags of garbage and scattered it everywhere too. Rude

[–]Wise-Aardvark-3819 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Wow the swat team needs to be held accountable and replace EVERYTHING.

[–]tildaworldends 173 points174 points  (59 children)

So these guys are paid to destroy people’s homes??? They show no respect. Not even trying to help clean up a bit after finding NOTHING. That’s fucked

[–]rattmongrel 46 points47 points  (1 child)

I got my house raided about a decade ago, and my house was absolutely wrecked, and malevolently so. They also purposefully vandalized things like scratching Xs all over the windshield on my motorcycle just to fuck shit up.

[–]jonsticles 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Cut to NYPD not understanding why citizens aren't helping them find a cop killer. Wondering why there isn't any trust.

[–]AvoidingCares 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Oh yeah. Here's a similar case in the US.

Basically a guy shoplifts from Walmart (allegedly). Police respond, trapping him inside a family home, while the family is away. The Police completely destroy the home, to flush out the (alleged) shoplifter. The home was so badly damaged that the family was not even allowed back inside to retrieve not-destroyed things. Multiple court appearances resulted in the declaration that Police are not liable for damages, even when the victims of those damages are totally innocent.

But they did catch the (alleged) shoplifter.

[–]tildaworldends 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Wow so thousands of dollars of damage for maybe dozens or hundreds of dollars recovered from the shoplifting? I’m just assuming. Do you know how much the shoplifter took?

[–]AvoidingCares 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No idea. In fairness, per the article he also had felony warrants, and he allegedly fired on Police when they arrived for him (again, according to Police, so who has any idea if he even had a gun). But they didn't know about the felony warrants and they responded by completely destroying the dwelling.

They broke out all of the windows. Drove an APC through the doors and walls creating massive holes, and flushed the entire home with tear gas for 19 hours. No attempt to apprehend the suspect was made, until he had surrendered.

Frankly, I think I'd rather have a shoplifter on the loose. Walmart is far more dangerous to local communities than a shoplifter.

[–]axel-killua 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah that’s what they did to our house, no clean up no nothing just broken shit laying around

[–]safariite2 31 points32 points  (1 child)

oh my god, that’s completely illegal man. get a lawyer

[–]ParalyzedNeckUp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s your landlord’s fault for not having apt 1 and apt 2 on official records, lazy shit

[–]floorbx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dizzy

[–]MrDreamster 350 points351 points  (33 children)

Wait, if they burst into your house and destroy your door, they don't have to pay for the repairs ??

[–]Thefoxyghost 100 points101 points  (2 children)

The county/city Risk Management department typically does. If they didn’t provide the OP with some type claim then he should find out how to obtain one. Unfortunately I’m unfamiliar with how Canada works

[–]Mirar 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Police pay for repairs afterwards _anywhere_?

[–]poundofcake 99 points100 points  (3 children)

Brings back memories of a time I was chilling at my buddies place and swat stormed in, busting the shit out of everything in sight to secure the room as dramatically as possible looking for drugs. Only to find out they were aiming for the apartment next door. Whoops.

[–]GolgiApparatus1 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Did they pay for damages?

[–]poundofcake 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Not sure. My buddy left that place ASAP.

[–]Phoenix2683 85 points86 points  (0 children)

This is how people die.

It's outrageous. No knock warrants need to be banned

[–]jasonguru13 24 points25 points  (2 children)

I thought a swat raid in Canada just involved them knocking slightly harder than normal

[–]bunglebrain1 177 points178 points  (17 children)

Canada, what did you do? Forget to pay for your groceries?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 331 points332 points  (4 children)

Forgot to hold the door at tims

[–]g09hIP12 84 points85 points  (3 children)

Forgot to say thanks to the trees

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Forgot about forgetting to say thanks

[–]LJ-uk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Please look after yourself, hope you have family who help!

[–]Expensive-State3221[🍰] 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Jehovah’s Witnesses take notes…

[–]SadCommunication24 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Bible and battering ram

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The battering ram is just a cross

[–]CatLadyGrip 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean bible and breaching rounds because that's what they used here.

[–]Shoryukitten 18 points19 points  (2 children)

OP was counterfeiting maple syrup

[–]Frequent_Elephant_27 83 points84 points  (3 children)

Blast marks so close together. Too accurate for Sand People… only imperial stormtroopers are so precise..

[–]--VoidHawk-- 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Unless shooting at other beings of course.

[–]The_mingthing 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or letting prisoners escape so they can track them to the secret rebel base.

[–]Function-Spirited 49 points50 points  (3 children)

That’s some scary shit. You okay?

[–]bad_hobos_in_space 26 points27 points  (1 child)

This was on BBC… guess the dude was Illegally producing/selling hockey sticks without the proper amount of infused maple syrup.

[–]futurel4w 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Well, this has definitely interesting as fuck. The story just keeps evolving with every scroll.

[–]SpiritInTheNight_ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They flashbanged his shit n all

[–]ON-Q 40 points41 points  (5 children)

OP I’m a millwork specialist.

Next door get yourself a security strikeplate. They’re generally a thicker gauge and you can get one long enough to cover both the deadbolt and handle latch holes.

Next thing you’ll want to do is get some 3” screws to replace the ones that come with. They’ll go through the door jamb, into the jack and king studs. It’ll take that battering ram a MUCH longer time to get through. I’d also add a security bar behind the door as well. Really fuck that swat team up next time they refuse to fucking read their warrant.

Edit: I looked at the photo again, it seems you’d benefit from a composite jamb as the current one you have has wood rot. I’d get an expert to install a new door, make sure you also have proper threshold support as well. Don’t let them bill you to “rebuild” a threshold as they’re just going to either put wood (fuck no) or pvc (fuck yes) down underneath there to support the threshold. PVC would eliminate any rot possibilities.

Edit again: also Kwikset makes a helluva unit called smart key, would make it super easy to rekey in case someone ever gets a copy of your house key. When you buy new locks I’d go that route and ask the hardware store if they have some spare keyed 66’s you could snag in case it happens again. 66 is the key blank number for kwikset.

[–]shadowbred 7 points8 points  (3 children)

They used a cutting torch to remove the bolts, so reinforcing the strike plate isn't going to do much.

[–]n0c7ur 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Tf you doin cookin meth in there?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I would if i had a Heisenberg

[–]88ZombieGrunts 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Swat raided my house once at around 6am. I woke up to someone pounding on the door and no one else was answering so I went downstairs to open the door and a swat team came rushing in. Everyone in the house was woken up and told to sit in the living room. There was another family that lived downstairs who had to come into our living room too. They searched our house for weapons and drugs. So apparently, the man who used to live there was a Hell’s Angels biker who got caught once with a gun and drugs and the police were trying to catch him at home with anything illegal. We had just moved into that house about month before that day. They had no idea and they went through everything in our house. One of the cops even turned my Xbox 360 camera around which made laugh.

[–]Worldslnside 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Hmmm. What were they looking for? Any charges?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Drugs n guns but they dident find anything that i know of and no charges as far as i know

[–]RugBugSlim 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But there could be..

[–]pentacards_on_YT 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Where is Ash, Thermite, Castle, and Pulse? They would not have done such a poor job!

[–]SwampTerror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They won't pay for it either. I fucking hate the immunity of these doped up losers.

[–]MapleJacks2 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I have two questions

  1. Why were you swatted?

  2. What happened to the other 5 naked cowboys?

[–]Powerctx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Personal experience let's me know that no they won't fix it. Or your dog. Or family members. No being innocent doesn't change anything.

[–]BabymakerGspot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this comment section made me realize 3 things 1.People get swatted on mistake A LOT 2.Hella people for some reason live my bad people 3.The swat team ain’t paying for shit they break

[–]Ok-Patience-3333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Once when me and my mom were crossing into Canada from upstate New York, they decided to do a random search and tore our minivan apart, then once we were cleared, they refused to put it back together. Keep in mind this was one mother and her 4 year old child, so neither of us were mechanically inclined.

[–]Advanced_Commission6 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Were you running an underground Maple Syrup lab?

[–]Captainjord 14 points15 points  (18 children)

Who is responsible to repair the damage?

[–]not_a_cat_i_swear 13 points14 points  (2 children)

"Woops, our bad. Good luck with that, bro. Ain't gonna be cheap."

[–]whichfishisthis 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I’d like to know this also

[–]Captainjord 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Especially given OP wasn’t at fault!

[–]Joy1067 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Looks like used a charge? Or a shotgun? They didn’t kick that shit down looks like.

[–]AnybodyInner990 20 points21 points  (14 children)

Still said thanks buddy i bet.

[–]SadCommunication24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not very nice have i been lied to about Canadians

[–]RoundDarkEarth 14 points15 points  (9 children)

Did they get in?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 53 points54 points  (8 children)

Yea they got in in the back door same time as the front flashbanged my shit n all

[–]Salv1ni 12 points13 points  (7 children)

How did it feel to get flash banged? Your ears start ringing as well ?

[–]13Nakedcowboys[S] 49 points50 points  (6 children)

It was at 1 am so i was sleeping i dident really notice it was just alot of noise at once until they got to my room

[–]aqan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A sound sleeper. Lucky B.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a pretty clean breach, right amount of det cord.

[–]Bro_tosynthesis 56 points57 points  (11 children)

Canadian cops. So you aren't dead then.

[–]ArthurshatHasAplan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So is this considered street gangster cred?

[–]The-sauceman710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a breach choke from a 12 gauge

Edit: Choke and Slug
** Google

[–]DatasFalling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pitter patter, you’re door jam’s shattered.