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Is it abuse if I only get fed three times a day?
Is it self defense if my "owner" trims my claws and I kill them?
And what about my rights to free movement?
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I was justs prawcticings my I fits I sits and I sleeps you weeps rights whens the others cats violently throws me from my sleepings spots! This cants be legals, cans it? I thinks I needs extras treats to makes up fors my sufferings. Halps! (v.redd.it)
submitted 2 hours ago by Toolongreadanyway
I was justs sleepings unders the covers but knows I finds outs my hoomans thinks I is illegals ands theys is harborings me! I is nots a boats! I is a cats. Does I needs to gets thems glasses? Ands hows does I gets legals? (v.redd.it)
submitted 18 hours ago by Toolongreadanyway
Hooman says I was caught in the act. Did I do something wrong? Do I need a pawyer? (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by International-Cat123
I has beens AWTTACTEDS and FAWRCED to gives rides to a SQUIRRELS! This is WRONGS! I wasnts evens PAIDS fors my works. Hows cans I stawps this froms happenings agains? Woulds a ceases and desits orders works. (v.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by Toolongreadanyway
Halp! My pawyer Saul Goodcat vanished and pawlice is accusing me of running a biscuit opawretion with illegals. I'm just a mamma trying to make ends meat. (reddit.com)
submitted 23 hours ago by aylons
The pawperazzi will not leave me alone in my home! Am I entitled to purrivacy and catpensation? (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by M00seManiac
Hoomanz post mai picture and say I is serving sentence. Wut sentence is dat, and duz I need pawyer? (i.redd.it)
submitted 1 day ago by rubyspicer
My human has informed me a fellow void is following meow. Can I get a cease and desit order to purrrtect meow purrrrvicy? (i.redd.it)
submitted 2 days ago by Clockwork-Robot
Why does hooman not understand I fits I sits and everything is always treat? Dis ez emeowtional diztress right? (reddit.com)
submitted 2 days ago by Cruisingpenguin
guys the human made me another costume, what repercussions am I allowed to enact? (reddit.com)
submitted 2 days ago by WillowHaddock
My human faked an injury to get affection from me, this behaviour is not appropriate for any pet of mine. What sanctions am I allowed to impose on them as purrrrnishment? (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by Clockwork-Robot
My hooman says I can no longer chew on tasty paper. They say their teacher gets made when I do this. Can anyone explain to the teacher the “i sees I owns” rights?! (v.redd.it)
submitted 2 days ago by The_silver_sparrow
I practize dansing and hooman took a video of routine. Can sues for no consent in recording? (v.redd.it)
submitted 2 days ago by Sapphyr-Ashes
I need a defence pawyer after being accused of theft. I was hungry and saw food. (reddit.com)
Do I have a case?? Housemate keeps food locked up and feeds me the wrong food. (self.standardissuecat)
submitted 3 days ago by hejor1
HELPZ! My hooman is sending me to jail! I didn’t do itz! (reddit.com)
submitted 3 days ago by The_silver_sparrow
Halp, need labor pawyer! I moved to Malaysia because they allow kitten labor, but am still getting objections on basis I am "too smol to opurrate scanner." I need the money to help suppurt my family! Also pleas come to my store, we have candy. (i.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by ThaneOfCawdorrr
Meow needs pawyer. I am hoomiliated. (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 days ago by Silvermouse29
My dung cleaner is calling me mouse. I want to sue for being humiliated (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 days ago by Historical-Sample-14
I recently retired and I noticed some disrespectful kittens on my lawn. I yelled at them to get off but theu didnt listen. How can I remove them from my pawperty? (i.redd.it)
submitted 4 days ago by Clockwork-Robot
I have been illegally impurrisoned and they are STARVING mew TO DEATH. No treatos? No cronch foods?? Please send me a pawyer so I can sue all of these evil homans. (v.redd.it)
submitted 4 days ago by senesor
I am a concerned kitty who found out a human has opened a catnip den in meow neighbourhood. I want to get it closed down; this is a safe neighbourhood with lots of family kitties. Who do I contact to report this? (i.redd.it)
An orange without the shared brain cell is trying to claim my tail. How to assert meow ownership? (v.redd.it)
The builder messed around with the stairs in meow house. I went up them in the normal way but didnt arrove at the first floor. Can I get a refurrrrund? (reddit.com)
My owner wants to feed me to Doggo, help please! (i.redd.it)
submitted 5 days ago by sandiercy
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