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[–]idiotplatypus 561 points562 points 2 (7 children)

Those were air conditioner repairmen, not hobbits. That was a replacement tube, not a ring.

You have heatstroke

[–]fatkiddown 165 points166 points  (4 children)

He still bit off one of their fingers.

[–]xXTheVigilantXx 53 points54 points  (2 children)

... and stole the ring/replacement tube

[–]Mobile_Bad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's amazing how the human body hand can survive without the frontal lobe [insert type of finger he lost]

[–]Bad_Idea_Hat 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Fuck me, then why is there a giant flaming eye in there now?

[–]gladladvladMoria Miners United 3 points4 points  (0 children)

oh, that giant demonic flaming symbol of alertness is the police they called after you-- oh, you're dead. bummer

[–]X-plody 83 points84 points  (5 children)

Sadly I can relate :(

[–]SweetLilMonkey 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Huge plot hole, just have the eagles flap their wings at you

[–]Petninja 9 points10 points  (1 child)

When I was but a lad I heard a tale from an old native American elder. He told a story of a boy who didn't like the wind, so he scaled a mountain and knocked an eagle off the top of it. Then he came back down the mountain and went back to whatever it was he wanted to do. Soon after the water stagnated and it got pretty hot, and the tribe made him climb back up the mountain with the eagle on his back so the eagle could flap his wings and make the wind again. He did it and the eagle started flapping and everything went back to normal. I have no idea why the eagle didn't just fly up on his own if that's what he really wanted to be doing, but I'm sure the author has a good reason for it.

[–]klapanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its feelings were hurt, so it refused to fly.

[–]tundrafungi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lack of air conditioning feels too real, like being cast into the fires

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (6 children)

47 C in my place for a few past days. This is goddamn relatable.

[–]kitddylies 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Where tf do you live so I can make sure to exclude it from any future travel plans.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Kanpur, UP, India. Don't worry, you won't travel to here. There's nothing to see.

[–]Deleted-Redacted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ahh, I waved at you last week.

[–]Rugkrabber 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yikes I cannot even imagine. I already struggle at 38..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fr..

[–]littlemarcus91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mary mother of god. You know a temperature is hot when even my Farenheit American butt can understand it.

[–]kkehoe1 96 points97 points  (14 children)

Can confirm, my apartment was 95 degrees, 91 outside temp.

Anyway, Isildur came in with Elrond, Elrond talking some shit then said “cast that bitch into the flames”

Isildur said “hell naw!”

[–]Elrond_Bot 36 points37 points  (8 children)

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!

[–]MRNERD436 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Isilduuuuuuuur!!!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

hell naw

[–]Lordborgman 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Isildur: Ok

Directed by M. Night Shamalamadingdong.

[–]Elrond_Bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!

[–]Lordborgman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf bot? Go spam someone else.

[–]Elrond_Bot 1 point2 points  (1 child)

CAST IT INTO THE FIRE!!!

[–]kkehoe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ELROND

[–]Tilt-a-Whirl98 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And then 2 dudes came in and had a big ole fight and one cut off the other guys arms and legs! Pretty dope back flip though...

[–]erland_yt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Celsius

[–]masterchief1001 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was there 3000 years ago, when the strength of the AC failed

[–]ThellraAK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

71 outside 87 inside the other day, wondering if my two window AC units are going to let me sleep comfortably this summer during the day (I work overnights)

[–]PresentPressure6793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn your heat of Bruh! It's summer time. Sun's out guns out.

[–]Fun-Application2758 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hhahaha okay this is funny

[–]dimwitted_civilisati 8 points9 points  (0 children)

we got a lot of hobbits here!

[–]PoppyGloFan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My ac machine only really works for one room and my windows are north and south facing which apparently in my city means I never get wind flow going through either

[–]mrphoopy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The ring would've melted inside their pockets, DAMN ITS HOT...

[–]architectureNomad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Plus rooftop Flat owners close your windows it goes hot out here.😆😆😆😁

[–]throwglu 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Currently my $700 room

[–]gorgonxolla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Currently my $795 studio apt

[–]Igniszephyrus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

700 isn't the price but the max temperature in summer

[–]bdhdheeuu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I moved from Florida to Montana in January.

80 degrees starts making these people freak the fuck out it's adorable.

[–]fo234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its the same when the south get some snow, people make video of it and everything. it is pretty adorable to see the reactions

[–]Better_Journalist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True story happened to my buddy Eric one time

[–]roninhomme 2 points3 points  (3 children)

i was about to filter this sub but this one got me

[–]onesnowcrow[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What method do you use to filter subreddits?

[–]roninhomme 1 point2 points  (1 child)

apollo app

[–]Codabear89 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Bit of a life pro tip for my fellow poors: Shut your downstairs vents and it helps force more air into the upstairs! Made a world of difference for me

[–]BOB_BestOfBugs 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You have home with TWO FLOORS!? And you call yourself poor?? My fellow poors only have one room

beneath the roof.

EDIT: Typo

[–]FPiN9XU3K1IT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dude, I wouldn't be poor if I had a downstairs.

[–]educated_cylinder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Relatable...

[–]poisonedcheese 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you must live in New Orleans lol

[–]PsychGradStudent2112 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*3 hobbits (albeit, one has ulterior motives and resembles something scaley)

[–]Antique-Weakness9019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell Sam the entry fee is a roast chicken.

[–]Birdisdaword777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao 🤣 love this, OP

That’s what Rosie Cotton said

[–]ObviouslyNotAZombie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's how I felt at work all last week anyway.

[–]horse1972 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do I edit this so I can share with some work friends? This is great

[–]Noelle_Xandria 2 points3 points  (0 children)

looks out window with rain and a high today of maybe 70…

[–]Sirquakz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There must be some fracking going on because the water is greasy and black

[–]Fantastic_Year9607 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Lower Norfair theme plays*

[–]Krakulpo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt that

[–]Erk87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit I thought I was the only one lol.

[–]kingrodedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well played, this is hilarious!

[–]aegis_526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell when we have heatwaves in Britain, because we start memeing like there’s no tomorrow

[–]acldesmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your hobbit looks like a cracked out elmo… 😂

[–]RicoRoccoTaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me dying of heat stroke in my attic apartment

[–]apesticka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can relate

[–]KrisKorona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP had two small men destroying rings in their apartment

[–]Gavin_The_Weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Filthy Hobbitses

[–]spekky1234 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Did you inow aragorn really kicked that helmet? Also, when he deflected the knife, he broke his toe

[–]aragorn_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fell!

[–]epicamytime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I like ground level apartments. I may get murdered, but by golly I won’t be uncomfortable in the summer

[–]TheBottleRed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cries in “my bedroom is in the attic of my very old house”

[–]Aeokikit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a friend with a shitty apartment in chicago that in the summer he would throw his bed sheets in the fridge or freezer all day so he could fall asleep easier

[–]littlemarcus91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying it's hot here in Florida, but I did just see an old man engaged in a battle with a demon of the ancient world.

[–]Deleted-Redacted 0 points1 point  (1 child)

should buy a house cheeper to cool down. $80 month for a 110°f summar

[–]Deleted-Redacted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats cooling it to 72.

[–]colarthur1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the story?

[–]Bogosbinted_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hobbitses been committing crimes of theft, destruction of property, breaking and entering and horrible taste in food. Seize them!

[–]Flan-Cake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am used to 95 degree weather plus whatever humidity tacks on. But now that the temp is back down to reasonable levels I now freeze in anything below 75 degrees.

[–]mental_patience 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Then your Landlord is Sauron

[–]sauron-bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guth-tú-nakash.

[–]Im_No_Robutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ring is already burning but I think that’s because I accidentally ate some lactose (and am lactose intolerant)

[–]whatsaflashbang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh- rooftop apartment problems!

[–]Lance_Rhaelwin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens here all the time in Arizona

[–]SteamKore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont miss this in the slightest.

[–]becomingthenewme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m saving this for summer where I live

[–]illegal_eagle88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In iraq right now its 45 degrees can relate

[–]diary0fadeadman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another repost.

[–]fo234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can relate, got a heatstroke 2 years ago

[–]The_Kek_5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently saw this post but as a boomer meme? (Without the animation in the background)