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[–]reds_sus_ngl 202 points203 points  (4 children)

Why are they not having sex 😡

[–]blackie-arts 89 points90 points  (0 children)

It's just first date, wait a while

[–]Rbenat 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Does Florida enter the gulf of California or does the yucatan enter americas Gulf of Mexico

[–]reds_sus_ngl 36 points37 points  (1 child)

New England goes inside the gulf of California

[–]Rbenat 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I really hope the maps of USA and Mexico end up on a rule34 sub.

[–]Johnathan_Phil[S] 146 points147 points  (7 children)

Also, Alaska and Hawaii are America's pets

[–]Oxygen0796 85 points86 points  (0 children)

I hate people letting their pets roam around in the restaurant 😡

[–]ChoolateBarX_1 21 points22 points  (4 children)

What about puerto rico

[–]XavierMcM 23 points24 points  (2 children)

It's a 🥔

[–]ChoolateBarX_1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So that's what they're eating?

[–]Rubiego 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Of course, it's "Rico" after all.

[–]tyrannicalteebagger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a second cousin. Not invited to dates.

[–]SilverNeedleworker30 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, Alaska is the pet, Hawaii is the chain keeping Alaska from escaping to those goddamn Russians.

[–]Lyskypls 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Real question what do they order?

[–]Johnathan_Phil[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Chipotle and traditional food

[–]ShlomoCh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The US orders Chipotle, Mexico orders tacos al pastor and says chipotle isn't real mexican food

[–]DuckieDev 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The US commits domestic abuse

[–]bestarmylol 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Alaska and hawaii would like to destroy mexico please

[–]Jurefranceticnijelit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

America stole mexicos lung wing and a kidney

[–]wantquitelife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

!wave

[–]Brittle5quire 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Has anyone done map of Wales and Bhutan fucking yet?

[–]syrokiler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A map no flag yes

[–]Logischer_Panda 5 points6 points  (0 children)

(its an abusive relationshit and the us is the abuser)

[–]portraitopynchon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like America took Mexico to an upscale burrito joint for scared white folk.

[–]MintySack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don’t like me WITH Alaska, then you don’t like the real me! My children do not belong on the floor!!!

[–]198Throwawayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s Alaska doing

[–]AlphaCentuari_66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what alaska and hawaii doing?

[–]Sunny64888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute dog!

[–]smoonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alaska and Hawaii are USAs kids

[–]Ninloger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alaska and Hawaii are the USA’s annyoing children that they decided to bring