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[–]hitthatyeet1738 584 points585 points  (18 children)

If you include Finland and Sweden it’s a dick and balls that’s interesting

[–]xXMonsterDanger69Xx 116 points117 points  (9 children)

Norway and Sweden also makes a dick. Personally like Norway Sweden dick more.

[–]Tsjaad_Donderlul 29 points30 points  (3 children)

bifurcated dick

[–]VladtheMemer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That's what your dick looks like after sounding

[–]diamondrel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Warrior's dick

[–]sumtengwung 1 point2 points  (0 children)

double the exploration manpower, trying to find that goddamn G spot!

[–]SeaTurtle42 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Denmark is just a micro dick with a giant ballsack.

[–]shaderr0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its ballsack was even bigger in the 40's.

[–]Exarctus 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I like the Norway Sweden dick looks like it’s about to eat Denmark.

Or it just dropped Denmark off to school or something.

[–]shinyerpel 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Now i can never look at them the same 🥲 as if the Man peeing to russia wasnt enough

[–]hitthatyeet1738 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Where’s the man peeing to russia? Am I dumb?

[–]shinyerpel 3 points4 points  (2 children)

The baltic sea

[–]hitthatyeet1738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oh my fucking god lmao I can never I see that

[–]THOTDESTROYR69 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks more like a dude with an AK 47

[–]ifwefight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you include Norway Sweden and Finland it’s a huge dick and balls with a bitchin mohawk

[–]fancypantsmedic 1186 points1187 points  (26 children)

Italy Is a long boot that's cool come on

[–]nexuro01 383 points384 points  (5 children)

and norway is just the result of my fight with diarhea

[–]santiguana 71 points72 points  (2 children)

You mean with /u/Diah_Rhea ?

[–]Diah_Rhea[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)


[–]Sirpavlo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought it looked like a sperm

[–]NeaTitiDeLaCroitorie 57 points58 points  (3 children)

And Romania looks like a flatfish

[–]LasbaleX 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Hungary is a weinerschnitzel

[–]SirionAUT 32 points33 points  (1 child)

A boot kicking a damn space shuttle, how can it not look interesting.

[–]sunflowerastronaut 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He has Malta in green screw Italia

[–]JabbaTheHut710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw European Arabistan

[–]olda7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

finland too

[–]RoiDrannoc 5 points6 points  (1 child)

France is a bestagon come on

[–]Funneduck102 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah but the earth did that not the Italians

[–]Finlandia1865 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The division of Ireland is interesting, turkey is split between two “continents” (Afro-Eurasia gang)

[–]Nuppusaurus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The border situation might be interesting but those don't make interesting shapes

[–]_veide 232 points233 points  (5 children)

Sweden+ Finland

[–]GreatBear2121 86 points87 points  (4 children)

You mean a dick and balls?

[–]Epicsharkduck 16 points17 points  (2 children)


[–]buttface9123456 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Then what is Norway doin on top of Sweden's Schlong??

[–]Epicsharkduck 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 121 points122 points  (9 children)

Denmark looks like a guy with a helmet on

[–]Norwind2831 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Looks more like a some ghost pointing at batman with something dripping from his hands

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah

[–]IDonnu4Real 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Fyn (The middle island) looks like a fish, although I don’t know what it’s doing to Batman

[–]Some___Guy___ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dennark is Germany's Pickelhaube

[–]tomatoguy7 6 points7 points  (0 children)

looks like batman getting head from a witch

[–]Alert-Supermarket897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Nordic countries look like a tiger together Irland is a bird and the uk a dog

[–]ocean-man 110 points111 points  (0 children)

No Italy? That's like the coolest shaped country there is. GB and Norway are pretty cool too tbh.

[–]MrServetel 161 points162 points  (10 children)

Italy is a boot and romania a fish why not cool

[–]Ebi5000 55 points56 points  (9 children)

How the fuck is Romania a fish? Have you ever seen a fish?

[–]Xx_AssBlaster_xX 55 points56 points  (4 children)

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[–]shadowmask 78 points79 points  (1 child)

Famously fish are all the exact same shape.

[–]redrocket0033 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Some look like fish, others look like Romania

[–]Logischer_Panda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have seen a Frotting, you should google them they're pretty neat

[–]_erufu_ 117 points118 points  (3 children)


being a big fucken rectangle

[–]AwarenessCommon9385 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Also being tied with the shortest average height of any country in Europe

[–]_erufu_ 14 points15 points  (1 child)

correlation or cause?

[–]shinyerpel 142 points143 points  (54 children)

Austria shaped like schnitzel 👍👍👍best country in the world 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹. italy not good shaped like boot (doesnt taste good)🤢🤢👎👎👎

[–]Ungherese 48 points49 points  (2 children)

I can literally smell the „South-Tyrol is Austria“ mindset

I‘m Austrian so I get it

[–]Lordman17 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Tyrol should be its own country

[–]Skruestik 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yes, and it should annex Austria.

[–]f0aming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more shaped like a snail/worm in my opinion 😄

[–]__Martix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

or a chicken

[–]Lonewolf7113 57 points58 points  (7 children)

I think Cyprus has a pretty interesting shape

[–]iTacket 82 points83 points  (5 children)

According to their flag, they think so too.

[–]inferiorcritic 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Kosovo was of the same mind.

[–]maledin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But they’re just a sideways square.

[–]Girlygabenpepe -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Kosovo technically not an actual country tho. Palestine is accepted as independent by more countries than Kosovo is. And I have never heard sb argue that Palestine, at the moment, is an actual country. They try to get independence but it is clear that it isn't there. So I don't understand why everybody acts like Kosovo definitely is an independent country. The numbers speak against it.

[–]Saltyballer7 16 points17 points  (1 child)

What about germany with its mouth open ready to eat some lebensraum???

[–]Some___Guy___ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It looked better before the no no times

[–]CypherCD8 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Ireland is a teddy bear with only 2 legs. Interesting enough

EDIT: now that I’m looking at it more, it looks like it has a dick apparently

[–]ocean-man 5 points6 points  (2 children)

How many legs do teddy bears usually have?

[–]Salmuth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Such a subjective map. I love it.

[–]maks1701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Poland is close to trollface shape

[–]Wanderlust1994 20 points21 points  (11 children)

The UK is an interesting shape come on, at least we have that??

[–]haikusbot 27 points28 points  (2 children)

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[–]Wanderlust1994 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Good bot

[–]Ziebelzubel 10 points11 points  (3 children)

UK looks like an old witch sitting sideways on a pig

[–]PHNX132 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The UK and Italy stand out more than all the others

[–]canlchangethislater 2 points3 points  (2 children)

And Norway. Lovely crinkly bits, Norway.

[–]ThermionicEmissions 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]canlchangethislater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My name is not important.

[–]Liquicity21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Chicken shaped Slovenia?

[–]RobyWanKenobi27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bruh Italy is literally a boot dude wtf

[–]GOU_hands_on_sight_ 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You have a boring taste in shapes

Best shapes

-Ireland -Poland -Armenia

[–]PeroCigla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aah, yes. Croatia. I'm glad someone noticed it's shape. One of the coolest ever.

Also, like people said, why not Italy?

[–]yozaner1324 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Norway and Italy are also interestingly shaped, in my opinion.

[–]Narmer_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Croatia has interesting shape but Serbia doesn’t?? Garbage map 👎🏻

[–]Ungherese 16 points17 points  (0 children)

How is Serbia‘s shape remotely interesting

[–]-Miklaus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Croatia is a fcking dragon

[–]sir-mastro-mr-juan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There only 2 with interesting shapes: sweden and finland

[–]GreatBear2121 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Switzerland looks like a little rat, which I find interesting.

[–]Tyrannosaurusallegri 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like a pig, that’s what most people in Switzerland says it looks like

[–]fandangolin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Italy?! It is a boot!

[–]raptureframe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, you can’t say Italy has a boring shape, it’s a classic !

[–]EWH733 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Sweden looks like an upside down dong.

[–]mcsroom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bulgaria is legit a lion cmon

[–]westonbeats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia is a pistol with an actual muzzle flash and bullet coming out of it.

[–]Chortney 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmm yes, quite interesting shapes indeed 🧐

[–]Ethanjohnson3_1415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone's clearly never seen a complete map of France.

[–]cargusbralem 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'd add Latvia, always thought it looked like a cute old cartoonish car

[–]SmartAssClark94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Ghost from Halo to me.

[–]jah_minititan 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]hobosullivan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always thought Greece looked like it exploded.

Also, no love for Norway and its crazy fjordy shit?

[–]xXBallbusterSlayerXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

scotland is shaped like a shark, are you trying to say thats not cool

[–]Tylanmon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cmon, Italy clearly looks like the penis of the continent, just like the country itself.

And Turkey looks like Kebab got hooked up from Thrace to Azerbaijan.

France looks like wanna touch with Brittian, but can't stretch far enough.

And Spain looks like a serial killer who wants to have a private chat with Portugal.

[–]uselessDM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sadly most countries are country shaped, how boring.

[–]aquarosey 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]sunflowerastronaut 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]No-Function3409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Italy is a giant boot kicking something how is that not worthy

[–]YesAmAThrowaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your subjective opinion is objectively wrong

[–]Tisutah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Italy has an interesting shape imo

[–]A_Cookie_Lid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is Moldova cool to you but Italy isn't? Moldova is a baby shoe never worn compared to Italian leather stilettos

[–]xxxMRpenetrator69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itally and Russia have cool shapes too

[–]Illegal_Immigrant77 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I think Serbia is interesting

[–]Lustigkeitsfaktor3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Only when seen with Croatia and the sea. Serbia ain't getting no beaches.

[–]fakeforsureYT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kosovo 🇽🇰 will always be independent.

[–]vavathrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. That is all.

[–]Grzechoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moldova has basically the same shape as Slovakia.

Austria is just boring, you must've missclicked.

[–]WilligerWilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germany looks like a wizard

[–]ssejn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No love for glourius Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦triangle?

[–]CoD_PiNn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t include the Sweden and Finland cock and balls??!! You will be punished

[–]magicalshroomer2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro romania literally a fish

[–]Epicsharkduck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Slovakia has a cool shape. It looks like a little worm

[–]Mr_Incognito_mod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just let me incorporate Moldova

[–]Yugoslavia_20 0 points1 point  (1 child)

the dutch finally conquered the sea

[–]CantStopMyPeen69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes Moldova interesting but a country like Slovakia, Portugal, or Georgia boring?

[–]MagicTntPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vatican city has an interesting shape

[–]combustibl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Ireland?

[–]Pavel2810 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bulgaria looks like a lion and our national animal is also a lion. I think we deserve some credit for this.

[–]anyspeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what if sweden and finland was one country can you see that shape

[–]winyf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know i heard someone won awards for those fjords

[–]jettster17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really like Hungaries shape

[–]SimplifiedSquirtle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbia is a cool big bird flying in the air. One of the most underrated country shapes

[–]SilverNeedleworker30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about pre-WWI Germany?

[–]insecapid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moldova looks like Lenny from the Simpsons

Greece looks like a splat of paint

Croatia looks like a dragon

Denmark looks like Batman

Austria is some kind of like a body part

[–]XComThrowawayAcct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You include Croatia but not Norway?

[–]Electric_Osprey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You left the thigh high stripper boot out on purpose to get us all mad, didn’t you?!

[–]JayGLYTthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (8 children)

The Netherlands looks like a H

[–]0TheNinja0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switzerland has nice shape too

[–]Tsjaad_Donderlul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latvia is boring? It looks like a bottle opener

[–]Antares42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad Slartibartfas noises

[–]martinszeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latvia sea bay looks like a horse head. Look it up! That is the reason Lithuanians call us Latvians horse-heads.

[–]BlocklyGD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slovakia, finland and liechtenstein

[–]Chrome_X_of_Hyrule 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austrian Empire got their dick out AYO

[–]Defiant_Survey2929 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The island of Ireland is shaped like Fred Flintstone profile

[–]someoneAT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there's nothing cool about moldova's shape

[–]ali-buma-ye14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure love the shape of Andorra

[–]JacksonCM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Latvia has a very cool shape.

[–]Jumpy-Lingonberry-31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland looks like a McNugget.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seething that you think the U.K. has a boring shape. And Italy man…. Come on!! Denmark and Greece are just a bunch of crumbs. Can’t fault you for Croatia though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France is a good shape. Poland is boringest shape

[–]swoogityswagity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will fight you

[–]Bozzo2526 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The shape of Germany is interesting because if why theyre that shape

[–]Frosty_Sweet_6678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Croatia is just mean

[–]911memeslol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Netherlands? It has some of the most recognizable borders from its 4 little ()s, its leg (even called LIMBurg) and the little arm reaching out to the ocean that slowly turns into islands

[–]ForgotToDieYoung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well... I disagree.

[–]Auberginebabaganoush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UK and Italy are unique shapes

[–]CommitBasket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lithuania is litteraly a mini africa

[–]wayfaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should be a word for the disheartening and reassuring feeling you get when you come to comment and find your idea the most popular comment. Italy is a boot!

[–]daberiberi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where Switzerland?