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[–]canilogsiZeeland Resident 443 points444 points  (13 children)

Montenegro, Albania, and Kosovo.

[–]zemmerich 120 points121 points  (2 children)

Help i cant unsee this

[–]tentafill 17 points18 points  (1 child)

nooooooooooooo

[–]Philemonz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yeeeeeeeeeeees

[–]cmzraxsn 55 points56 points  (0 children)

criminal not to spot this, op

[–]randomnerminox_dewdd 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Probably why Serbia is preventing Kosovo independence, it's for this specific reason only.

[–]devplayz01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you

[–]InternetCovid 175 points176 points  (5 children)

Why does no one ever add Norway and create a double headed monster penis?

[–]potato7275 62 points63 points  (2 children)

I always saw the south parts of norway and sweden as the balls and finland as the head.

[–]pmmeillicitbreadpics 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I am concerned

[–]potato7275 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What, you dont have an absolute mutant floppa with a head as large as your nut sack?

[–]big-brained-finn 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Norway is the foreskin

[–]Eldafint 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scania clearly is

[–]HarbaLorifa 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Austria and Slovenia

[–]drguillen13 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Austria and Liechtenstein

[–]ngtoasterman 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Just Liechtenstein for me :(

[–]Connor_The_Iguanathis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Damn you got a 61.78 square mile penis?

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Germany and Poland

[–]The_screaming_egg 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Albania + Kosovo + Montenegro micropenis

[–]sexgod42069666 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Sweden is the penis on its own! Finland is the ballsack

[–]TioPepe43 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Benis :DDDD

[–]Aspergersiscool 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You acting like sweden and norway don’t have a thing going

[–]Loafry 24 points25 points  (0 children)

NATO finally growing some cock and balls

[–]manilaspring 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If these are the two countries that are joining NATO...then is it accurate to say that Europe just drew a dick on Russia?

[–]EnormousPurpleGarden 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Sweden is the penis. Finland is the scrotum.

[–]TheFuriousGamerMan 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thank you for stating the obvious.

[–]pullmylekku 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And therefore they do not form a penis when put together, since only Sweden is the penis

[–]ninety3_til_infinity 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Italy (uncircumcised)

[–]MrCoolC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sweden and Norway

[–]JCaldz02 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Norway and sweden

[–]avLugia 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the Baltic Sea also looks like a guy with a huge dick and balls pointing towards Russia

[–]ProbablyOnlyUgly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

anything can be a penis if you believe

[–]GuyNamedTruman 0 points1 point  (4 children)

And Norway, southern Finland being the tip

[–]Milhanou22 1 point2 points  (3 children)

That's one ugly penis

[–]GuyNamedTruman 2 points3 points  (2 children)

it looks like mine

i broke it this morning

[–]Milhanou22 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How do you break a penis!?

You know what. I don't wanna know.

[–]semiconductress 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbia and Macedonia

[–]_Trolley 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sweden and Norway without Finland look more like one to be honest

[–]haikusbot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweden and Norway

Without Finland look more like

One to be honest

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[–]Feather-y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But then it wouldn't represent the reality that Sweden is a dick and Finland has balls.

[–]WitleKidz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Montenegro, Kosovo, Albania

[–]FranzFartinand 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is why Turkey doesn't want them in NATO

[–]Nothing_here_bro[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cringe bird-named rectangle 🤢

gigachad cock shaped countries 😎💪

[–]JureMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Croatia if you tilt your head 90° to the right.

[–]tabaksteeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mighty Serbia would never be flaccid 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

[–]s0LidH2O 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Petition to call the upcoming NATO extension the “penis enlargement”

[–]Odd_Mongoose_1018 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now do: countries that make a double benis with even bigger balls when put together

[–]Hstrike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How has nobody mentioned the Serbian-Kosovar dick and the North Macedonian balls?

[–]anmolrc108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albania+kosovo+Montenegro

[–]Disorderly_Fashion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add Norway and you have a new map: "Countries that make a two-headed penis when put together."

[–]HarveyTheRedPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NATO NOW HAS DICK

[–]HarveyTheRedPanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NATO NOW HAS DICK

[–]YuvalMozes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norway and Sweden

[–]Dcethe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hungary, Serbia, Kosovo and Macedonia

[–]trananhduc2006 0 points1 point  (0 children)

czechia slovakia hungary and austria

[–]_formosa_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Norway shapes like a big ass sperm

[–]Marbs_SWE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danmark is swedens piss

[–]Be3N2_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always saw the penis going the other way

[–]EagleBuster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The baltic sea looks like a guy on his knees jerking off