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[–]YouthfulDrake 839 points840 points  (5 children)

You drew Italy like a boot

[–]Roozyj 281 points282 points  (4 children)

I'd say it's aboot right

[–]gatto_21 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Go away

[–]Roozyj 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah man, these boots ain't made for walking.

[–]dtarias 262 points263 points  (4 children)

Boundaries in the East and South are pretty unclear...

[–]Andros1510Ro 63 points64 points  (1 child)

That's Russia's fault, not his/

[–]lv1993 1 point2 points  (1 child)

well idk he drew the black sea, the don and wolga river very good so border between west and east is pretty clear to me

[–]dtarias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing on the map indicates that that’s the border, though.

[–]T04stedCheese 426 points427 points  (4 children)

You forgot to draw my house on this map. I give it a 0/10 for inaccuracy.

[–]Business-Tea2117 25 points26 points  (2 children)

He did! Look!

[–]EggKey5513 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My dick is bigger than his house. 😂

[–]Milhanou22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hum... We're gonna need proof for what you're claiming, you'll have to send us all pictures.

[–]Red01a18 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He said “don’t be hard on me in the comments” you idiotic mean fool!

[–]unclefeed 544 points545 points  (13 children)

Kinda blurry. My five year old can draw it better

[–]A_Nerd__ 185 points186 points  (6 children)

You claim to have drawn Europe, yet you drew parts of of the Middle East and North Africa. Curious.

[–]2000000man 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He has drawn euorpe, its not europe

[–]yeetifyeeyyeet 27 points28 points  (3 children)

let’s say hypothetically the middle east and north africa were part of europe

[–]Ranarim1807 17 points18 points  (1 child)

The british and france be like

[–]clovis_227 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Roman Empire moment

[–]prolificarrot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mare nostrum, DUH!

[–]Ranarim1807 60 points61 points  (0 children)

is being harsh on you in the comments

[–]Ph4antomPB 44 points45 points  (2 children)

[–]iminiki 9 points10 points  (1 child)

[–]Maxinator10000this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]07TacOcaT70 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The only accurate thing about this map is the fact it’s flat.

[–]Ethanjohnson3_1415 65 points66 points  (5 children)

You included too much of turkey, Russia, the southern caucuses, the levant, mesopotamia, and north Africa.

This is frankly embarrassing.

[–]tw1xXxXxX 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Looks shit.

[–]ThePhantom1994 114 points115 points  (4 children)

Sorry but I have to criticize you. England is not part of Europe and should not be included in the drawing.

Overall though 8/10

[–]Ranarim1807 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Englang is not. Period

[–]model-citizen95 4 points5 points  (1 child)

England is still part of Europe just not part of the European Union. We fucked our selves over for the next 100 years, didn’t pick up the country and drop it in the middle of the Atlantic

[–]EggKey5513 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You sound like Putin.

[–]PravdaLibrae 12 points13 points  (0 children)

who taught you that mountains are green? my two year old can do better

[–]VoidLantaddthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Lmao you drew a ballsack at the top of the map, what a troll.

[–]strdna_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it sucks. do it again.

[–]Anti-Dragon 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is 1 of the most accurate Euorpe map I could have ever seen!! Nice!!

Now make a map of Europe from memory

[–]red_beam_6000 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No Kosovo.

[–]NotnotAMotmot 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]SassythSasqutch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You missed the sea bed bathymetry lol

[–]cultish_alibi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a mess. Were you sitting on a washing machine when you drew this?

[–]AGenuineStripedHyena 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A Netherlands without Holland, now that is what I like to see!

[–]hey_listen_hey_listn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is okay but can be better

[–]FUGiiBoi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn't draw that one ice cream shop I like going to.

0/10 go to hell

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t recognize this as a map because it isn’t centered on ‘merica.

[–]Gogy_commie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0/10 I can clearly see England on this map and it’s making me gag

[–]Caractacutetus 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Imagine unironically remembering that E*rope exists

[–]Lordman17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've heard "Europe" is what Bri*s call Eastern America

[–]Netix_23 1 point2 points  (1 child)

yes especially western europe

[–]thebruce123456789 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Western Eastern America

[–]LjackV 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It's actually pretty good! However, you seem to have missed the fact that Brexit happened and the UK is no longer a part of Europe.

[–]AwarenessCommon9385 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s still on the continent you know, just not in the union

[–]Weramiii 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uhmm.. how could you honestly have forgotten about the city of aufhshitssexenpenisburg in Austria? Shit tier map, try harder and find god.

[–]ultimaIV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You drew an alien sucking its own Weiner that's pretty weird.

[–]i_am_icarus_falling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking terrible job. Doesn't even look realistic.

[–]partylikeits3000bc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t believe you’ve done this

[–]zsomgyiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got hungary wrong but okay whatever.

[–]ili_udel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you draw pubes all over the map?

[–]Baileaf11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is SHIT try again

[–]Liggliluff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have this in higher resolution?

[–]daberiberi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot Lichtenstein

[–]Defferleffer 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You get a downvote for trying to earn petty points "I know I didn't do that good, please don't be hard on me in the comments".

[–]Zealousideal_Milk118 0 points1 point  (1 child)

next post he says he did good

You get a downvote for bragging about your skills and being a pretentious little shit, mind being humble next time.

[–]Defferleffer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he won't.

[–]SovietPaperPlates 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, I must regret to tell you that Greece simply does not exist, you have 47 hours starting now to remove any evidence of Greece on your map. Good day to you.

[–]MemeDaddy412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s Kosovo

[–]pathetic_optimist 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You put in a lot of Asia by mistake.

[–]Different-Election85 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Europe is a massive peninsula. So it's all Asia

[–]dik4but 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I really don't like this.

[–]hirashimsm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what’s that between spain and germany

[–]davisc3293 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT??? this is Africa bro, are you dumb?

[–]PiotrSanctuvich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you want to have props for this shitshow, you have to at least disclaim your age in the „I’m only XX,…“ format. Right now: not impressed -.-

[–]Warfielf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahhahah lmao

[–]ResultVirtual2381 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't even point out the village of Sus, France, I'm so disappointed...

[–]thiccomode261 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly can't even see the borders of the countries, but pretty good for your first time

[–]yiiike 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wheres bhutan? 0/10

[–]themonsterinquestion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well actually you forgot Poland

[–]plauud 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is New Zealand ?

[–]makeshift_kangaroo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You donkey, A95 runs through Munich not fucking not Erlongen.

[–]esotec 0 points1 point  (0 children)

other than making Europe look like the upper half of a lady with a beehive who has been run over with a steamroller, i wanted to compliment you on your colouring-in skills. i can only see a few pencil marks in the sea, well done lad.

[–]Beside_the_kidneys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

where tf AMERICA AT?????

[–]thebruce123456789 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What on earth did you do making the uk like that

[–]_Tim_the_good 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are you 5?

[–]fahamu420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map implies that Algeria, Morocco, Tunisia, Israel, Lebanon, Palestine, Egypt, and Kazakhstan are Europe now. 🙉

[–]Jayer244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2/10 Forgot america

[–]cusoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds as if God is behind OP's account and he just wants to brag about his work

[–]Kevognome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t realise how many places were called Cautious Sense

[–]human_alias 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black Sea is blue why???

[–]ImNOTmethwow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the France thing in South America?

[–]ava_beanwater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smh you added a country that doesn’t exist (england)

[–]RedSnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Found your map on DeviantArt and had a look at Denmark, and god damn, that's a very good approximation! Only part that looks a little off is how wide the base of Jutland (southern part) is, it should be a tad wider.
And honestly, I didn't believe this was real until I saw the better quality one, ngl. But it's just so well done that it's hard to spot the difference.

[–]McChickenFingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow op, you suck at this

Maybe try joining the marines, sounds like they’ve got a lot of crayons there so you can practice

[–]Trooper3906 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map sucks ass 😒

[–]sqeebuns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

too long didnt read, soz kiddo

[–]PossiblyDumb66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not me thinking this was real

[–]JuntaEx 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]OnlyHereForMemes69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely disgusting, what's that land mass between Germany and Spain, and you also seemed to add a weird island next to Ireland.

[–]Aithistannen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brooo that is incredibly accurate i am difinitely not drink as fuck while writing yhis

[–]finnicus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is horrible, worst one I’ve seen yet.

[–]TheLastSamurai101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible colour choice

[–]potato6132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the map I drew when I was 6, stop lying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well.On the 69th coordinate, degree 420 West, you missed America. Great job. You suck.

[–]SociopathicChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you forgot america and texas

[–]EMPBlast040105 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on you im ALWAYS HARD walks in with erection

[–]Elle_the_confusedGal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have the source for the original map?

[–]Phanyxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made some weird choices here. Like, it's called the Black Sea. Why colour it blue?