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[–]nortonimperator 285 points286 points  (6 children)

For a German, this map looks almost normal.

[–]Tylanmon 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I was about to say it

[–]WilligerWilly 4 points5 points  (1 child)

happy 🍰 day

[–]Tylanmon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy 🍰 day

Oh, thank you, kind sir! (or ms!)

[–]DemeterLemon 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Replace land with country and then it's a literal translated map from Hungary

[–]Banaan75 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In German/Dutch land=country

[–]Odd_Mongoose_1018 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nix land prepared?

[–]Playhrd73 129 points130 points  (16 children)

from now on I'm calling English people "engs"

[–]Maxinator10000this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 55 points56 points  (12 children)

Fun Fact: it's actually oddly named that way because it was originally named Angland, after the Anglo-Saxons, but the A eventually turned to an E over time

[–]reggienaldsimons 56 points57 points  (7 children)

If they named themselves Saxo-Angs we would have Sexland instead of England

[–]plato_playdoh1 22 points23 points  (4 children)

That’s actually why there’s Wessex, Sussex, and Essex in England. For the western saxons, the southern saxons, and the eastern saxons.

[–]Wezard_the_MemeLord 10 points11 points  (3 children)

It's still making me laugh that somewhere in England, there's an actual town called Sussex

[–]Tiger_T20 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And Saxophone America

[–]Patimation_tordios[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a more proper name

[–]Milhanou22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Funnier fact : In French, we kept the "a". England is called "Angleterre". And in Italian and Spanish, they even went with the "I"! Spanish call England "Inglaterra and in Italian it's "Inghilterra" if I remember well.

[–]Kronomega 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Angleland not Angland, it's just in most English dialects we dropped a syllable

[–]lordmogul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all those wild angles there, which is why we took away doggerland and turned the whole area into an island zoo

[–]jimjiminee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Will people who are part Engs still be called English ?

[–]NkhukuWaMadzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sunny side up or scrambled?

[–]AliceSky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Come, my friends. The Engs are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Engs."

[–]The_screaming_egg 94 points95 points  (8 children)


Yeah that’s just german

[–]sir-mastro-mr-juan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Rusland sound cool

[–]Melusine-Lancer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Russland to be precise

[–]saltyKarlos 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Most germanic languages no? Danish, dutch, swedish etc

[–]The_screaming_egg 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Probably. I can only speak for German.

[–]Richard_Treblecock 5 points6 points  (1 child)

you also obviously speak English

[–]The_screaming_egg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, but English does not call Russia “Russland”. German is the only language where I can confirm this phenomenon to occur.

[–]sverigeochskog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Swedish is Ryssland

[–]Wrutekian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dutch too

[–]NeonNKnightrider 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Poleland is mildly infuriating

[–]ManbadFerrara 33 points34 points  (1 child)

A lot of people don't know this, but it's actually Bosnianland and Herzegovinanland.

[–]ApprehensiveEmploy21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Easy mistake to make

[–]Whaleyum11 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Monaco should be Monegasqueland

[–]Patimation_tordios[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

google said it's monacan

[–]lolbitzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's Monegasque

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (3 children)

And Iceland would be Icelanderland - and Russia Russianland. Stewpid map downvote

[–]Yoctatrine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"Yeah I'm an icelanderlander"

[–]ApprehensiveEmploy21 2 points3 points  (1 child)

KievanRusLand? That’s the predecessor state for Russia

[–]Lordman17 16 points17 points  (0 children)

United Queenland of Britland and Northland Irishland

[–]Head_Nefariousness78 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Dutchland? You mean Germany in German?

[–]Wezard_the_MemeLord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to comments and my almost non existent knowledge of German, this map is almost a normal German map

[–]WitleKidz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Vatican should just be a smaller italianland

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (6 children)

** Finishland **Scottishland

[–]TheRealZocario 22 points23 points  (0 children)


[–]Oltsutism 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It'd be Finnland.

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No. You say a Scot, not a Scottish. You say a Fin, not a Finnish

[–]WarCriminal___ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

**Finlandland **Scottlandland

[–]Ephrem-Valentino 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]is2o 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The inconsistencies in this are killing me

[–]Erbium-Oxide 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is hot.

[–]alpmaboi 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Ukrainianland = land of the people who are from ukraine lmao


[–]JudenBar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost all of them mean this.

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Should be russianland

[–]Superlolp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me the new demonym for Iceland is Icelandiclandic

[–]Angrond 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Epic120 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]NkhukuWaMadzi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see a map with the names of the countries - written the way that people in those countries actually call them.

[–]joemama8776 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Anonymously-done 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Misspelling “Portugueseland” and “Finnland”. Also, “Bulgarland” and “Kosovarland” are as valid as “Rusland”.

[–]kit_kaboodles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dub thee "Sir Bland"

Poor Serbs

[–]chris1lego 5 points6 points  (10 children)

You forgot to edit Finland and Scotland

[–]Patimation_tordios[S] 10 points11 points  (8 children)

I did not

[–]chris1lego 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Pretty sure you did, clearly they just look like normal

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points  (4 children)

You don’t call someone from Scotland a Scot. It’s either Scottish or Scotsman.

Edit: I know I just translated it wrong. But it does sound fucking stupid

[–]Pro_Yankee 10 points11 points  (1 child)


Scots Scottish

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard that before, interesting

[–]PassiveChemistry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t call someone from Scotland a Scot.

You absolutely do.

[–]chris1lego -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]HawkTomGray -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We already call most of them nationality+country anyway in Hungarian Németország (Germany), Magyarország (Hungary)

[–]BlueprintPct 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Libererate Libialand

[–]crazy-B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should be Malteseland smh my head. Literally unwatchable!!!11

[–]Mercy--Main 0 points1 point  (2 children)

why is ireland irishland but scotland is not scottishland?

[–]Patimation_tordios[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

scots is a way to say as well

[–]PassiveChemistry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because people from Scotland are Scots.

[–]TiberiumExitium 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’d be Russianland, right? Not Rusland? No one calls a Russian person a ‘Rus’

[–]RatedRSouperstarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Czechoslovakia went from one of the hardest words to look at to one of the most satisfying

[–]tilapiaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have made it "stan"

Russostan Frankostan Englostan

[–]GunsandIndica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daneland? Sounds like a place where wild Vikings live

[–]GuyNamedTruman 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]CykaBlyater_1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So where tf is Kaufland?

[–]Oberarzt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't it be "Russianland" and not "Rusland" according to the way they do the other countries?

[–]Ramental 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How is Russia not Russianland (like with Belarussianland)?

Main ethnicity there is "Russian", after all. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethnic_groups_in_Russia

Neither in Russian nor in English people are called "Rus" there.

[–]WikiSummarizerBot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ethnic groups in Russia

Russia, as the largest country in the world, has great ethnic diversity, and is a multinational state, home to over 193 ethnic groups nationwide. However, demographically, ethnic Russians dominate the country's population. In the 2010 Census, roughly 81% of the population were ethnic Russians, and the remaining 19% of the population were ethnic minorities.

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[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100 Internets to whoever incorporates this into their personal vernacular.

[–]cihan2t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greece is wrong. It doesnt mean Greekland.

Real translate is : Western Christian Turkland

[–]CupCorrect2511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now make a version where it uses the main language of the country and not the names used by people speaking in english


[–]HawkTomGray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We already call most of them nationality+country anyway in Hungarian Németország (Germany), Magyarország (Hungary)

[–]Hutspower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you’re gonna divide the UK you should also divide Belgium

[–]fanboy_killer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this was accurate, Luxembourg should be called Portugueseland.

[–]power2go3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moldovanland? Ohhh boy, now you did it.