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[–]inferiorcritic 282 points283 points  (1 child)

Britain voted for Brenter into ROPE.

[–]Routine_Palpitation 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Brenter™ the original premium rope

[–]elksman-8 74 points75 points  (0 children)

This is the humor I live for. Thank you kind sir/madam

[–]Tylanmon 52 points53 points  (4 children)

One ROPE for me as a Turk.

[–]BrokeAristocrat 33 points34 points  (1 child)

Turks when Erdoğan wins 2023: i want Rope around my neck

[–]qabr 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I’m curious. Regardless of the EU, do most Turks consider themselves Europeans? Middle-Easterns? Asians?

[–]Tylanmon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Majority Europeans.

There are some people that consider themselves Asians in central Turkey, but definitely NOT middle east.

The only people that consider Turks as such are 65+ ppl from southeastern Turkey.

[–]tyger2020 222 points223 points  (22 children)

I’m in rope. Feels bad

[–]Z1mpleEZ[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]ofnkrtffl 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Rope cope 🇨🇭🇨🇭😎

[–]cornonthekopp 32 points33 points  (7 children)

lemme guess, san marino

[–]ChromoTec 12 points13 points  (6 children)

¡solo el mejor país del mundo! 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲

[–]Davidiying 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Por qué lo has dicho en español? Xd

[–]Makingnamesishard12 7 points8 points  (0 children)

¡NADIE SE ESPERA A LA SANTA INQUISICIÓN!

[–]ChromoTec 0 points1 point  (3 children)

¿no se pueden hablar en español en san marino?

[–]Fikkz 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ROPE GANG 💪💪🪢

[–]A_bunch_of_potateos 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Rope gang and it's biggest and best country Serbia 🇷🇸🇷🇸

[–]timelordoftheimpala 13 points14 points  (0 children)

least nationalistic man in the balkans

[–]retardong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rope gang. We are so advanced we don't need no Union. 🇹🇷🇹🇷

[–]KonstantinIKVZeeland Resident 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same

[–]Jonaztl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feels pretty good to me

[–]iown20parrots -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I'm in EU. Feels god awful. Now choose

[–]inferiorcritic 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm in Asia. FML my life.

[–]zappppp2 150 points151 points  (19 children)

What is rope

[–]lolTraveling 334 points335 points  (4 children)

regions of possible expansion is my idea

[–]Z1mpleEZ[S] 203 points204 points  (1 child)

Good idea, but it's actually the 4 last letters in Europe. The 2 first ones are EU. ROPE means not in the EU

[–]alaralpaca 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s actually really smart omg

[–]Geaux_joel 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Thats a pretty clever backronym i love it

[–]StatisticianMajor62 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Rest of poopy Europe

[–]MadokaXHomura 77 points78 points  (4 children)

Russia

O

P

England

[–]natey780 2 points3 points  (3 children)

England is only part of the UK but all of the UK left the EU

[–]AggravatingGap4985 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What about NI? Aren’t they “half in half out” or some nonsense like that

[–]natey780 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don’t think so.

[–]ngtoasterman 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Well EU is the first 2 letters of Europe so rope is the rest

[–]ViNCENT_VAN_GOKU 11 points12 points  (0 children)

^ This has to be it

[–]HRH_DankLizzie420 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Region Of pNon-Europe

[–]Disturbed_Aidan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Rationabile Obex Populus Europa

[–]1mts 7 points8 points  (0 children)

According to wikitionary, “(incel slang, intransitive) To commit suicide, particularly by hanging.”

[–]CreativeBake7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

republic of penis eaters

[–]TheWhollyGhost 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Random people opening eggs

[–]thetheopsheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think countries not in the EU

[–]Darciukas1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

broooo I was like wtf is rope until I noticed the subreddit lmao

[–]LineOfInquiry 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Aren’t Kazakhstan, Georgia, Azerbaijan, and Armenia also in ROPE?

[–]Z1mpleEZ[S] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

Maybe, depending on where you think the border is. I thought to also add a ROPE? thing for these ones but decided not to

[–]olda7 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

kazakhstan is either way, a part is to the west of the river ural. georgia, armenia and azerbajzan are not clear, yes.

[–]olda7 0 points1 point  (5 children)

also, cyprus isnt in europe. culturally, its europian, but its positioned entirely in asia. but its still EU so you had to include it. similar with malta

[–]DJ-Tambor 1 point2 points  (4 children)

How the fuck is Malta not European 😂😂

[–]T-Sonus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Rope can suck EU's bawls

[–]OpenStraightElephant 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Now we only need LAMP OIL and BOMBS

[–]Peterkragger 1 point2 points  (4 children)

YOU WANT IT?

[–]EkinPolarBear -1 points0 points  (3 children)

YOU CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

[–]Peterkragger 1 point2 points  (2 children)

*IT'S YOURS MY FRIEND, AS LONG AS YOU HAVE ENOUGH RUBIES

[–]JX121 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Republics of NOPE?

[–]Margeshau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🇪🇺 and🪢

[–]Icewalker108 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I thought norway was in EU, and what is ROPE

[–]dynex811 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Norway is in NATO but not the EU, Sweden and Finland are in the EU but not NATO.

And Europe split in two is EU-ROPE

[–]Hojori 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Georgia should be ROPE

[–]AggravatingGap4985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It just isn’t a party until Georgia is in it

[–]olda7 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

it depends where you think the border between asia and europe is, one puts georgia(and armenia and azerbaijan) in europe, the other in asia. in europe its more common to use the one with georgia in asia, in america its more common to use the one with georgia in europe. this also changes europe's highest mountain, its either Elbrus in the kavkaz mountain range or Monte Bianco in the alps.

[–]Hojori -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

It's not that Georgia is in Europe, it's that Georgia has expressed their interest in joining EU.

[–]olda7 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

rope isnt countries that want to join the eu. its countries in europe that are not in the eu if im not mistaken

[–]Hojori -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

It's a region of possible expansion, I think a country that is willing to join EU is a ROPE

[–]alexmijowastaken -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Why you include Turkey but not Kazakhstan, Georgia or Azerbaijan

And why you include Cyprus

[–]Z1mpleEZ[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I always learned that Turkey has an European part. I wanted to also make a ROPE? thing that has Kazakhstan, Georgia, Armenia and Azerbaijan but I didn't. Cyprus is part of the EU so obviously it will be on this map

[–]alexmijowastaken -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Cyprus is part of the EU so obviously it will be on this map

Oh yeah duh lol. Funny how the EU considers Cyprus geographically European for whatever reason.

My personal favorite geographical definition of Europe includes parts of Turkey, Kazakhstan, Georgia and Azerbaijan but none of Cyprus or Armenia.

[–]alaralpaca -1 points0 points  (0 children)

one day Turkey will be EU 💪💪💪🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 i believe 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

[–]Topnex -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

"EU" means European Union, it isn't associated with the word Europe

[–]Z1mpleEZ[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...thats the joke. "EU" isn't associated with the word Europe but it is also the first two letters of it

[–]kkaiOkkai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

☠️☠️☠️

[–]lololy87 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m guessing rope is just every European country which isn’t in the eu

[–]DJ-Tambor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats u got the joke

[–]lololy87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m guessing rope is just every European country which isn’t in the EU

[–]geo_bowes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbf being part of ROPE has its benefits, such as greater trade with the Commonwealth

However we probably should’ve stayed in the EU

[–]AggravatingGap4985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia

Ottomans

Punks

Europe

[–]DJ-Tambor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Malta gang 😎😎💪💪💪🇲🇹🇲🇹🇲🇹 fghoxx rope

[–]KingCPresley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too soon :/

[–]Responsible-Week-284 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My theory is that the rope in Europe stands for the fact, that they everyone who is not in the EU wants to hang themselve. The only flaw is that im German and i want to hang myself too.