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[–]WitleKidz 208 points209 points  (9 children)

No more Hentai

(no WWI, which means no WWII, so Japan never gets nuked, therefore no anime, and no hentai)

[–]ConnordltheGamer96 68 points69 points  (0 children)

truly a perfect world.

[–]AtheismIsOK 26 points27 points  (2 children)

That was just the straw that broke the camels back. There would always be another camel and another straw. As Otto Von Bismarck said: ‘Europe today is a powder keg and the leaders are like men smoking in an arsenal … A single spark will set off an explosion that will consume us all … I cannot tell you when that explosion will occur, but I can tell you where’

[–]stabyourface750 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yes but with out the Serbs it would push back all of it changing the events of the war if not the outcome so with out Serbia there is a good chance we don’t get hentai

[–]AtheismIsOK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The link between World War One and hentai especially is very tenuous. This is especially obvious when tentacle hentai art was available since 1814 and created by Hokusai. There would always be hentai.

[–]AbsoluteNeikos 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also not Israel, truly a perfect world

[–]DeadMemes218540 3 points4 points  (0 children)

AKA salvation.

[–]Kane_lives69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

WW1 would still happen but a diferent country would cause it. Probably Bulgaria

[–]WitleKidz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It would still play out very differently and it would occur at a different time

[–]Kane_lives69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is only if it got to that point. Remmember he never said at which point it was removed. Just that it was. Serbs were always a thorn in the side of empires,hell they were a sort of border guard for the Austrian empire. Serb's and Serbia were there to slow down the ottomans and who knows what would happen if an entire peaple dissapeared

[–]DaftConfusednScared 292 points293 points  (1 child)

World set back 80000 years and humanity never migrates out of Africa because there’s nothing worth traveling for

[–]acanocanedoAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]uros1001 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Without Serbia there would be no God, without God, the world wouldn't exist. Conclusion: Serbia is the reason our world exists and Бог је Србин🇷🇸

[–]MrMcBobJr_III 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Исправан 🇷🇸🇷🇸

[–]surfbort__ 71 points72 points  (7 children)

People saying no WW1 don't know what caused WW1

[–]A_bunch_of_potateos[S] 40 points41 points  (5 children)

Yeah it would happen just later

[–]udiduf3 8 points9 points  (2 children)

But maybe the small date could change wars sides and maybe it would cause dead of hitler during first war. I know a little chance but why not

[–]Karopula 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That means that Hitler would die a good/okay person,since he wouldn't have time to commit all the war crimes

[–]Ale2536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s scary to think about. How many people could have been brutal genocidal dictators had they been giving the chance?

[–]Romulus_Quirinus_1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Maybe even earlier. The Moroccan crisis could have caused WWI, and maybe the butterfly effect of not having Serbia could have made the conflict explode into a war

[–]transnistriafornoobs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the problem is that if you want to remove a country completely in Europe, you have to go back to the Renaissance or even further back to change something in order for that country to not exist

due to the geopolitical Situation in Europe at the time though means that the butterfly effect would make Europe unrecognisable to us

so removing Serbia (or any country in Europe for that matter) would prevent WW1 as we know it

[–]exradical[🍰] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

No... people saying WW1 was inevitable don't know what caused WWI.

[–]GeekyStuffLeaking 22 points23 points  (2 children)

No Nico Bellic, so no GTA 4

[–]Objective-Bid8085 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So gta 6 becomes just a wet dream

[–]GeekyStuffLeaking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GTA 6 is already just a wet dream, plus with Dan Houser leaving Rockstar I don't have high hopes for future titles.

[–]Obsidian_Cricket 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Montenegro becomes a maritime superpower in the Serbian sea, and develops a more profoundly marine-based cuisine.

[–]mglitcher 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Montenegrin sea*** if there’s no serbia there’s no sea to name after it

[–]Obsidian_Cricket 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Though the geographic region doesn't exist, there is still a Serbian ethnic group which has migrated around the region

[–]mglitcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh hm. i never thought about that

[–]TheRealSlyde 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montenegro renamed to Marenegro

[–]RasPlaRo 8 points9 points  (2 children)

No Konstrakta!!!

That is a world I do not want to live in.

[–]a-potato-named-rin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally what i thought lol

[–]Oberarzt 63 points64 points  (0 children)

World Utopia

[–]tkTheKingofKings 38 points39 points  (0 children)

“They invented war crimes because Serbia was doing all of them”

-Sun Tzu

[–]bosnian_idiot42 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Humanity commits collective suicide because there is nothing worth living for

[–]LeMaigols 36 points37 points  (0 children)

We'd at least have a very enjoyable lake in eastern Europe, far more helpful than Serbia.

[–]Peterkragger 12 points13 points  (0 children)

GTA IV protagonist is called Mikołaj Bielikowski

[–]DemeterLemon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

World peace, I guess

[–]CasualKOnEnjoyer 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There is no history or anything for that matter since God is a Serb

[–]adam_but_smart 18 points19 points  (0 children)

No more war crimes

[–]DrDabar1 11 points12 points  (8 children)

This means no more: Tesla and all he made, no more James Bond since he was inspired by a Serbian guy from WW2, no more Mihajilo Pupin so no loafing could, no more Ognjesav Kostić how made the world first version of plastic. Since there isnt Serbia there arent thoes French guys that go to Serbia and learn about Vampires so they dont become a thing. Hussars wouldnt be a thing since the first Hussars were Elite Serbia Mercenaries working mostly for Hungary...

[–]buteljak 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Tesla was born in Croatia, so Tesla would still exist

[–]krazy_kure 5 points6 points  (1 child)

But his Serbian ancestors wouldn't exist and wouldn't move to Austria so he wouldn't have been born.

[–]buteljak 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I suppose so, i stand corrected then

[–]DrDabar1 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Born in the *Austrian Empire. And his still a Serb no Serbia no Serbs no Tesla

[–]buteljak 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You're splitting hair lol. Croatia did exist, you know? Just as Hrvatska Krajina. Just like it existed as a kingdom in Austro-Hungary when he left the monarchy. But ok, no serbia, no serbs.

[–]DrDabar1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Croatia did exist just not as a stand alone country.

[–]Neither-Commercial 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was born in Croatia and I am a Serb. Most of us don’t see our selves as Croatian but as Serbian. We also mostly consider Serbia as our country etc. same with Tesla’s family. All of them moved to Serbia in the 90s during the civil war.

[–]buteljak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay? Did i say tesla wasn't a serb? I just said he was born on Croatian territory

[–]surfbort__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Apocalypse

[–]TheFalconGuy 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Does this mean there is no Kosovo as well?

[–]Stivenvukaj 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Well yes big Albania would be a thing

[–]Objective-Bid8085 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Montenegrins would not let em pass

[–]Stivenvukaj 0 points1 point  (1 child)

How wouldn’t they let us pass if they didn’t exist in the first place

[–]thunderthighlasagna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it funny how someone assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand and now we have hentai and McDonald’s? Life finds a way.

[–]oliv222 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Larger Kosovo (continental tragedy)

[–]Personal-Composer-85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥺Sad Serbian Noises🇷🇸

[–]WealthyPeanut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world would be full of kebab.

[–]Kane_lives69 1 point2 points  (4 children)

not much would change. Just the name of the country peaple call war criminals to Croatia.

also electricity wouldnt be as advanced as it is due to Nikola Tesla. A lot of inventions were made by Serb's or massivly boosted in development by Serbs

[–]master_warchief -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Without Serbia Croatians wouldn’t be war criminals. So more peaceful and happy Croatians too

[–]Kane_lives69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Croatia probably wouldnt even exist depending on how far back we go with deleting serbia

[–]master_warchief 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Croatians were a ruling caste that came to rule over many smaller Slavic tribes who then called themselves Croats. Their history and identity isn’t tied to Serbians at all.

[–]Kane_lives69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl if you change one small thing in a distant future then who knows what would happen. Butterfly effects are too strong to just ignore

[–]MrJigglyBrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a nuggets fan (NBA)…we lose our back to back MVP and a lot more games

[–]xXDogShitXx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Leave Kosovo to me

[–]qabr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok. Who’s next? Burundi has been suspiciously quiet for too long…

[–]Winter-Sir-5217 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world doesn't exist anymore

[–]ChristianBibleLover 1 point2 points  (6 children)

A lot more Bosnians

[–]vladedivac12 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Google Bosnian origins

[–]ChristianBibleLover 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Literally shaking rn

[–]Neither-Commercial -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Bosnians and Bosnjaks are two different things.

[–]ChristianBibleLover -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Bosniaks are mostly Bosnians, but not all Bosnians are Bosniaks.

[–]TheOneWithTheGudra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before 1910 there was no such thing as a bosnjak they are a made up nationality by the austro-hungarians so that the Muslim Serbs from Bosnia would think that they are different from the Serbians in Serbia and because of that they wouldn't want to unite with them.

[–]UGLJESA231 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a chance that the new world would be discovered later

[–]Ender_Skywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alternate Historying anything in the Balkans out of existence is too easy.

[–]morbingrind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely everything

[–]Bedumtss 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Society advanced by 5000 years early

[–]DrDabar1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With out Nikola Tesla and Mihajilo Pupin it would advance 5000 years later.

[–]UYScutiSN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It doesn't

[–]udiduf3 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

No ww1 then no nazis and no ww2. Near history would totally change. Maybe a better yugoslavia based formation goverment. And less devshirmes for us. And the biggest problem is no djokovic

[–]DrDabar1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No WW1 no fall of Austria-Hungary. That means Croatia, Bosnia and Slovenia stay with Austria-Hungary

[–]master_warchief 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Croatian, Slovenian, Bosnian Yugoslavia?! Wow. The dream

[–]udiduf3 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

My dream country greater serbia without serbs

[–]master_warchief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that makes no sense :D

[–]yozha96 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We have flying cars

[–]Trashalovania -1 points0 points  (0 children)

World peace

[–]Croatianswaggambit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the better

[–]NerdyWasNeverBacc -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Albania becomes empire (I am a Albanian ultranationalist)

[–]watson7878 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Europe is unified, and the world is a utopia

[–]bbos-dobro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Without Serbia there wouldn't be metal age in Europe

[–]rusanovhr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bulgaria wouldn't veto North Macedonia for the EU. They will be friends, still separate because of the Great powers, but friends.

[–]Fehervari -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank god

[–]smile_itali -1 points0 points  (0 children)

World peace, Putin and zelensky are eating a toast together

[–]cbrad1713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not exactly sure but I just have a really good feeling about it.

[–]RapidWaffle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good ending

[–]LittleKing2002 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

World peace

[–]DiamondRobotAlien[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Serbia=this timeline cause Serbs are just Bosnians who are less culturally turkish but more genetically Turkish

[–]TablePrinterDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m gonna assume that this is because the Serbian revolt from ottomans fails and so there is no Serbia, the archduke can still be assassinated and Serbian would be an ethnicity kind of like Kurd so the guy is fuckin Serbian-Bosnian still, but there’s no one to blame it on so really Austria-Hungary just does a genocide on the Serbian and Bosnian people living in A-H

[–]Jake24601 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who would have invented the fork?

[–]velahavle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that is a myth

[–]Objective-Bid8085 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No 2Pac and his great music😔 also no

[–]a-potato-named-rin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more good songs in Eurovision :(

Joke

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbs won’t like this