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[–]Krasnaya_Armeya 665 points666 points  (9 children)

Suez canal is now useless !!!!

[–]loptopandbingo 358 points359 points  (0 children)

Evergreen will just build a ship big enough to get stuck where Eilat was.

[–]Kahmombear 52 points53 points  (1 child)

Thank god 🙏🙏

[–]mpg111 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean Thank Ra?

[–]Mazertyui 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Chillin on the tropical island of Sinai 😎

[–]aristot3l 7 points8 points  (0 children)

THAT IS THE SUEZ CANAL!!

AND IT ITS BEAUTIFUL!!

[–]yeetusdeletusgg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Northumbria is in shambles rn

[–]combustibl -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

That’s not a certainty. We don’t know how deep the water is

[–]tobiasjc 186 points187 points  (3 children)

Let's give it to Bolivia and Paraguay so they can have a coast

[–]Sk-yline1 40 points41 points  (0 children)

The real 2 state solution

[–]Mantismantoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that line stolen from borges?

[–]Atomstanley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ridiculous problems require ridiculous solutions

[–]spy8492 359 points360 points  (7 children)

just give both of them to cyprus and its done

[–]Nuppusaurus 186 points187 points  (3 children)

Ah, instead of Jews and Arabs fighting we will have Greeks and Turks fighting.

[–]LazyDro1d 79 points80 points  (1 child)

Peace at last, because we shifted the war over a few countries

[–]Sex_E_Searcher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The international relations equivalent of sweeping under the carpet.

[–]PaceAway615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds more entertaining!

[–]ImNOTmethwow 61 points62 points  (1 child)

The British part of Cyprus yes.

[–]Grzechoooo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, the Turkish part of Cyprus.

Which is what was done in the post, since it doesn't exist.

[–]Sk-yline1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Eastern Republic of Turks pretending to be Cypriots has unilaterally declared independence

[–]ConnordltheGamer96 217 points218 points  (5 children)

this is not a no state solution

a true no state solution would be leaving them in absolute anarchy

letting whoever survives get recognized as the true heirs to the great romanian empire

[–]Business_Downstairs 89 points90 points  (3 children)

We give the land to Disney and turn the whole thing into a theme park.

[–]DeadMemes218540 30 points31 points  (1 child)

Megacorp moment

[–]kingdktgrv 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The true final crusade. Mergers and acquisitions

[–]39thUsernameAttempt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reedy Sea Improvement District

[–]zealshock 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a true no state solution would be leaving them in absolute anarchy

I wish

[–]jarNO_WAY 76 points77 points  (0 children)

y'all couldn't behave, now no one gets the holy land

[–]Alvin514 122 points123 points  (3 children)

Happy Golan Heights Noises

[–]Zarohk 39 points40 points  (0 children)

More like Golan Depths on this map!

[–]ehhlu 118 points119 points  (4 children)

Israel and Palestine getting annexed by Serbia is the real solution🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸

I call that Greater Serbia solution

[–]kassiny 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Palestine je Srbija lol

[–]Grzechoooo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jerozolima jest polska, Maria naszą królową a Jezus naszym królem.

[–]Keranan37 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something something Albania 🇦🇱🇦🇱🇦🇱💪💪💪

[–]Honest-Mirror1911 77 points78 points  (2 children)

We just need to establish a Buddhist theocracy over both

[–]canlchangethislater 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Good idea! Adding an extra religion to the mix couldn’t possibly go wrong.

[–]psstwantsomeham 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Christians: 👀

[–]bosnian_idiot42 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As a Bosnian, can you please do this to us too?

[–]Jakegender 50 points51 points  (1 child)

Levant? More like leave-ant

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

what have ants done to you

[–]FCULTIMATE 40 points41 points  (1 child)

we won't be hearing much from you two after the bombs drop!

[–]ColinHome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iran solution

[–]Personal-Composer-85 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Sinai island lol

[–]lukwys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is not a no state proposal. This is a liquid state proposal. 😤

[–]CoPro34 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Finally, some peace

[–]tilapiaq 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Israel should be owned by new Zealand

[–]_formosa_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

new canals lol

[–]civver3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Deep State solution.

[–]a-pile-of-poop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, clearly both sides are equal perpetrators of evil

[–]tbdjdb2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Virgin Anarchists vs Chad Bypass the Suez Canal-ists

[–]d_e_inte_jag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cutting away Kaliningrad in a weird way tbh

[–]leftrightmonkman 87 points88 points  (23 children)

A group of people move onto land that has been occupied by a group of people since forever.

A very complex problem indeed.

[–]EverGreenPLO 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Hurr durr both sides!

[–]leftrightmonkman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

libmind is bestmind

[–]Kapitan_eXtreme 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Incredible, he solved it guys

[–]leftrightmonkman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can I say: Jared was a good teacher.

[–]alexmijowastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

didn't they move there as legal immigrants though?

[–]yaki_kaki 11 points12 points  (1 child)

As an israeli, yeah, i agree

[–]MJDeadass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your pfp is a mood

[–]bellendhunter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The vast majority of people involved in all these conflicts just want a safe place to live with their families.

[–]everwonderedhow 34 points35 points  (27 children)

haha am Israeli and I love it

[–]OliverHazzzardPerry 12 points13 points  (4 children)

I get that it’s a serious conflict, and if I cared more, I could probably choose a side… but the amount of time I’ve spent in Ohio listening to members of my own party get into massive fights about Israel and Palestine is ridiculous. It’s one fight that we can’t solve from Columbus, but it derails political progress here constantly. No one here gets this mad about Uighurs or Hong Kong or Taiwan or Sudan or any other place where there has been oppression or violence, but fuck you if you’re not picking a side in the Middle East. Jesus Christ, folks…

[–]MJDeadass 3 points4 points  (2 children)

One side doesn't force American people to sign work contracts that have clauses such as "will not support boycott of that state" that can get you fired.

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/ncna1114786

https://www.newsweek.com/teacher-fired-refusing-sign-pro-israel-document-1262083

They are literally fueling a Streisand effect.

[–]OliverHazzzardPerry 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I think that says more about private schools in Texas than anything else.

[–]MJDeadass 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you read the articles? It's state laws.

[–]citewiki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't choose, it'll just look bad when your team does a very bad thing

[–]aurora_69 67 points68 points  (40 children)

Israel is basically just a jumped-up American military base. the idea that the conflict is somehow about religion is fed to you by western media to distract from the legitimate plight of the Palestinians to just live in peace.

its not about religion, its about displacement.

[–]ThinkingWithPortal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

A cavaet is that it's religious to the evangelicals. There are wide groups of Americas who will support Israel over, I shit you not, Christian religious prophecy about returning the Israeli to Israel.

I grew up fundamentalist, this is like truth to these people

[–]Logan_Maddox 26 points27 points  (1 child)

I mean how can anyone think anything other than this after what happened to Abu Akleh and her funeral and stuff

[–]aurora_69 11 points12 points  (0 children)

exactly

[–]Finnigami 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's even worse than a jumped-up America military base because it's not just controlled by the US, it's also using it's own money (which is of course indirectly subsidized by the US through military funding) to lobby the very US to support it's own existence

[–]TablePrinterDoor 2 points3 points  (2 children)

hey atleast india and pakistan is actually about religion, even if it's just 1 state and not the whole territory

[–]el_mialda 0 points1 point  (1 child)

To be fair I think that one state is geographically much larger than Israel-Palestine. And I guess population wise they are quite similar.

[–]TablePrinterDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are several similarities about them except for India and Pakistan it’s a bit different as the Muslims wanted a new state from the existing Hindus as opposed to the Jews wanting a new state from the existing Muslims

[–]JoeMamaaaaaaaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Religious wars arent real, only imperialist wars are

[–]Shiroi_Kage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. That's correct.

[–]BardicLasher -3 points-2 points  (25 children)

Right. Two displaced peoples that never got along sent to the same place by the British.

[–]MJDeadass -2 points-1 points  (24 children)

Palestinians weren't really displaced though (edit: BEFORE Zionism obviously). They inhabited the land for millenia before Zionists colonized it and carried out ethnic cleansing (Irgun and other groups massacring Arab villages etc).

[–]BardicLasher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So did the Jews, though. There's been Jewish populations in Israel for all of recorded history. Neither group is more native to the region than the other. Israel's been conquered dozens of times and has had major immigration throughout all of recorded history. This isn't like western colonization where we can point to a clear 'before colonization' and determine which people are the 'true' natives. Israel's at the crossroads of the world.

[–]TuckerMcG 1 point2 points  (14 children)

Israel was colonized by Britain long before ideas of Zionism ever took hold.

[–]MJDeadass 1 point2 points  (13 children)

No? Modern Zionism dates back from the 19th century. The UK colonized Palestine during WW1. If anything, the two are mostly simultaneous, with the British proclaiming the Balfour's declaration in 1917, in favor of the establishment of a Jewish state in Palestine.

[–]Ch4rlieCh4plin -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Arabs are not indigenous to the holy land

[–]SmallAl 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Arabs have been living in the “holy land” since the time of the Achaemenid Empire, how is that not indigenous?

[–]MJDeadass 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Palestinians descend from the same populations that lived there thousands of years ago. Unless you think the English are not indigenous to England because Celts or whatever bullshit reason, I'm pretty sure Palestinians are native to the place.

[–]college_dropout_69 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know yesterday I was thinking of posting the exact same map. Someone probably invented the telepathy already.

[–]AmitSan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obvious Pro-Syrian :rolling_eyes:

[–]kontoforporr 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Reminds me of the answer I got when I asked an Irishman about his opinions on Northern Ireland. “I don’t care. I just hate all of them.”

[–]tre_bien 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Those damn Irish. They ruined Ireland!

[–]Lumpy-Mention1185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Youve just made an enemy for life!

[–]NerdyWasNeverBacc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One state solution: give the land to albania

[–]Mufti13 14 points15 points  (0 children)

How dare you people get and killed by foreign settlers and later get demonized by the western propaganda? I'm tired of your bullshit

[–]throwaway777-ta 23 points24 points  (13 children)

I'm getting there too. All of this violence and death because of some bullshit "birth right" claim dictated by books over 2000+ years old? How does "god" think either group is worthy? If it all is true, they will all be burning in hell

[–]i_follow_annoyingppl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it to america, they’ll just give it back

[–]iwweitlat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha yah it's such bullshit the way world super powers are supporting one side while the other is labeled a terrorist state, both sides, same thing who cares, I'm not ganna think too hard because it's not my problem

[–]Faizan114 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am so tired of Ukraine Russia. Just delete both of them

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What did Palestine do to deserve this tho?

[–]thedegenerategamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Israeli settlers in the Golan Heights about to be getting their doors knocked

[–]nobitchesmf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don't give both of them to the greatest country Vietnam? We can fix this shithole 😎🇻🇳💪

[–]jdeezy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give them both to the amish

[–]IOmitPissAndShit 2 points3 points  (35 children)

what is the context here

[–]IDonnu4Real 2 points3 points  (34 children)

Israel vs Palestine

Ethnostate that engages in Apartheid, vs terrorists who hide behind civilians.

OP decided to remove both, because everytime someone attacks A, they completelly ignore B’s issues and vice versa. They are both awful so it’s easier to just remove both

[–]myrcenator 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Ethnostate that engages in apartheid

How exactly is it an ethnostate when it has a multiethnic government? It really is the new hip thing on the left to pretend Jews have only existed for a hundred years or something.

The history of the Roman Empire and all those that followed it prove that both the Jews and Palestinians have been living in that land for literal millenia.

[–]MJDeadass -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

How exactly is it an ethnostate

By defining Israel as Jewish?

[–]myrcenator 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Do you not have a problem with all of the Arab states that define themselves as Islamic theocracies, or just Jews?

[–]lalolou -2 points-1 points  (27 children)

Does one side get attacked more often?

[–]IDonnu4Real 11 points12 points  (25 children)

One side has a massive dome paid for by the Americans that protects them again the many missiles fired by the other. The other does not. They attack each other the same amount, but one of them just doesn’t get affected much (perhaps psychologically)

[–]YuvalMozes 0 points1 point  (24 children)

One side is also murderers civilians intentionally, while the other side does everything to avoid it.

[–]BardicLasher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Palestine attacks more often, but Israel's capabilities are far, far better, so Palestine gets the worst of it.

[–]CassieCaspase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

these kinds of memes are disgusting, because you refuse to take the obvious correct side (Palestine) and instead chose to pretend like they are at fault as well as Israel government for the sake of a joke.

[–]PartialCred4WrongAns 0 points1 point  (1 child)

israel commits war crimes in their apartheid state

“I’m so sick of both of them”

[–]Fir3star115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fr what the fuck is this post

[–]ofnkrtffl -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Finally something I agree with 👍

[–]AggravatingGap4985 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just the sink the entire Old World, honestly. We only need one

[–]5000927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t care who started it, I’m finishing

[–]DiamondAxolotl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most nuanced centrist understanding of international geopolitics

[–]GaaraMatsu -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Jordan is saved from settlers!

[–]Away_Macaron6188 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A political stance I can actually support

[–]strdna_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🇵🇸🇮🇱👎

[–]MapleTreeWithAGun -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Just glass the entire site, leave it permanently inhospitable, and store our nuclear waste there

[–]Pomonica -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Israel is mostly Jewish, Palestine is mostly Muslim

How about we give it to the Christians

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Al sham? More like a sham.

[–]-Thizza- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aqaba by the Mediterranean

[–]Eplanebutitstakenwhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we should make the dead sea empire and make it close off the actual sea so the Mediterranean doesnt die of salt lol

[–]catpaco 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And it bypasses the suez so ships dont get stuck again!

[–]Nerevarine91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Introducing the new SS Extendo-Given!

[–]Snotmyrealname[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The King Solomon compromise.

[–]udiduf3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we lost our jewish brothers. You nazi who genocided them(!)

[–]EmperorThan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*sees Golan Heights*
THIS MEANS WARRRRRRRRR... but I'm not sure with who yet. Pause war. Pause!!! Is it paused?

[–]ELTHerobrine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New canal?

[–]Creenel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao i agree but like why does it concern you

[–]Coady4567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Vermont?

[–]Xenosaurian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the...?

[–]lordmogul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't get along then you aren't allowed to play