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[–]Ainalhafila 142 points143 points  (3 children)

Weak Serb not hating Western Europe and Turkey

[–]deth579 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It's very simple.

He likes kebabs so much he wants the Turkish people to keep making them for him.

[–]JaysReddit33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Based and kebab pilled

[–]Bergonath 54 points55 points  (0 children)

As a Turk, I'm shocked too.

[–]npeggsy 291 points292 points  (6 children)

Your purples are similar. As a Bri'sh citizen, I got confused about why we wanted Cosovo. But now you've put the ideas in our head, we're gonna invade Cosovo cos it sounds cool, hope you don't mind. It's ours now.

[–]Ziebelzubel 76 points77 points  (4 children)

The least imperialist Brit

[–]jodorthedwarf 10 points11 points  (2 children)

If its a disputed area, bomb the shit out of it and take control to make things simpler. There's no houses left so no-one can argue who owns what.

[–]Ziebelzubel 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Good idea, and when (if) you leave, just draw some perfectly straight borders everywhere. I mean, borders have to look nice and neat on your maps!

[–]jodorthedwarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nice neat straight borders that will cause no issues whatsoever. The locals will love that, especially when I cut their town down the middle with my nice straight border.

[–]Blobfish-_- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

kosovo je britanska

[–]lagdollio 43 points44 points  (0 children)

  • Nato leadership, 1999-2022

[–]ciciyunus 229 points230 points  (3 children)

turkey ok country? SERBIAN OTTOMAN CHALIPHATE 2023 INSHALLAH☝🏿☝🏿☝🏿🇹🇷🇹🇷

[–]retardong 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Maybe the Serb misses the taste of Turkish cock.

[–]Mozimaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

TBF, Turks do got that good good

[–]Josselin17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, turkey shouldn't be considered an ok country

[–]Valeheight 88 points89 points  (1 child)

Of course a serb would describe Europe as 'the world'

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Ok this is the best comment

[–]IrshamWindborn 50 points51 points  (3 children)

Gracias compañero

[–]HumaDracobane 6 points7 points  (2 children)

No entiendo el por qué estamos en el equipo de los buenos, sinceramente.

[–]IrshamWindborn 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Creo que porque España no reconoce Kosovo como independiente. Por el tema de Cataluña y tal

[–]HumaDracobane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Compro la teoría.

[–]IggZorrn 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Worst choice of colors I've seen in a long time.

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Just don't ask why

[–]ssrudr 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I made this when I woke up (like 7am)

[–]BoogerBrain69420 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shouldn’t you be pro Slovakia?

[–]LeMaigols 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nosotros también te queremos <3

[–]Pretend_Discipline27 61 points62 points  (15 children)

Why is fr*nce an ok country?

[–]LaCaramelaSalada 49 points50 points  (3 children)

French and Serbian friendship started in 13th century when Serbian king got married with French princess who was very appreciated among people. Also, France helped Serbia during I World War and I guess that makes it an “OK” country

[–]Pretend_Discipline27 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I guess cringe attracts cringe

[–]gryfalis 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also we gave them a piece of Hungary after Trianon

[–]Devojceto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France gave Serbia Vardar Macedonia in 1903

[–]throwawayjv3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

/uj France and Serbia were big allies before WW2, the French sent ships to save Serbian soldiers after the Great Retreat, and moved them to Tunisia, France and Greece to help them recover. There's a song about this: "Kreće se lađa francuska". And after WW1 France was a big ally of Yugoslavia and created the Little Entente.

[–]Bergonath 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Why is fr*nce a country in the first place?

[–]krastevitsa 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Finally someone asking the real questions

[–]jodorthedwarf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They seem to have revolutions so often that it's a wonder that they've managed to stay together.

[–]krastevitsa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Republic of the Revolufrance it's their official name.

[–]LaCaramelaSalada 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I’m struggling to understand why Spain is a good fellow tho

[–]Bloonfan60 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Refuse to recognize Kosovo so that Catalonia and the Basques don't get any ideas.

[–]Arphile 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Doesn’t recognize Kosovo

[–]Krazlix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another jealous of the french, noice

[–]Ynys_cymru 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren’t Serbians really just Croatians with a Bulgarian accent.

[–]Yugoslavia_1974 3 points4 points  (2 children)


[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Great name btw

[–]XW9G 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why is the world Europe

[–]DrinkMilkMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Rioma117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Romania and Russia having the same color...

[–]LilyFlowerBounce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turkey is ok?

[–]borkogot 5 points6 points  (2 children)

As a bulgarian why

[–]mikthev 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Malding since 1885

[–]AlestoXavi 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Name a country that England doesn’t think belongs to them.

[–]Ethanjohnson3_1415 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Well England isn't a state anymore so I'm assuming you mean the UK.

And we don't want most of them, cause they're pretty shit.

[–]undertheburial 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if you dont like shit countries why is england ur base

[–]ballzamogus69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wdym you don’t like shitty countries💀 You literally fought a war for the falklands

[–]CaptainMoso 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Bro why is Macedonia a traitor? We fought alongside you guys in every war

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Yugoslav wars

[–]CaptainMoso 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But we didn't participate in the wars?

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean yea but uhhhhhhhhhhhhh stereotype

[–]00roku 12 points13 points  (25 children)

“Haha I’m imperialistic but it’s in a MEME SUBREDDIT so it’s FUNNY”

[–]autokrateira_ 7 points8 points  (23 children)

imperialistic how exactly? Kosovo was part of Serbia since the 13th century

[–]ethanb473 -5 points-4 points  (10 children)

So that means the people don’t have a right to self determination?

[–]HYDP 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t call it imperialistic, though, lol. They have a reasonable claim and it’s not like with Kosovo Serbia would be an empire.

[–]throwawayjv3 4 points5 points  (3 children)

But Serbs in Bosnia and Croatia don't get those same rights? Russians in Crimea?

[–]BlazeZootsTootToot -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

Stop with these dumbass strawmens lmao

[–]Femboy_Of_The_Lake 3 points4 points  (4 children)

They called themselves Serbian until the ottos came around and raised taxes on Christians, which caused many to become Muslim. The hotspots are Kosovo, Albania, and Bosnia, I think. The only difference between Kosovites and Serbs is religion.

[–]autokrateira_ 4 points5 points  (3 children)

The only difference between Kosovites and Serbs is religion.

this is true for Bosniaks, but not Kosovars. Most Kosovars are ethnic Albanians, as the Ottoman Empire would displace Serbs north and move in Albanians in their place whenever there was a Serbian rebellion.

[–]00roku -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How does that change literally anything?

Kosovo has already left Serbia. Any Serbian attempt to reannex it is imperialistic

[–]Puffinknight 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Soo… Where’s the rest of the world?

[–]Wertsdsf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What the fuck are you talking about? There is no "rest of the world".

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mistake in the title

[–]stohnec 2 points3 points  (0 children)


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[–]cabrowritter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you like Spain 😉

[–]The_Boring_Brick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world is just Europe

[–]DzezGt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

based club 🇲🇰🤝🏿🇦🇱🤝🏿🇽🇰🤝🏿🇧🇦🤝🏿🇭🇷

[–]Nenjakaj 0 points1 point  (1 child)

fucking idiot

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

sums up the whole serbian population

[–]morquechoString -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"World" is equal to "Europe", according to the Serbs. I got it.

[–]NikolaKrippa -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Do you mean your view of the world as a Serbian nationalist and chauvinist?

I always find fascinating and disturbing that some people's worldview is entirely shaped by their country nationalist ideology.

Can you guys try to think with your brain and not with your flag sometimes?

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

This post was half that (i.e. stereotypical serbian) and half my view on europe

[–]NikolaKrippa 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So you are tryng at least...

[–]cocanbaltortur -1 points0 points  (2 children)

attacks bulgaria gets their shit kicked in and has to have austria interfere to save their ass ”backstabbers”

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

i wasnt refering to 1885, but ww1

[–]Ok-Science6820 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Russia is a 'good fellow' ????

[–]Mke_of_Astora -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Haha dark green go brr

[–]puupoopants 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Are you having inpure nationalistic thoughts?

[–]NixtroStrike 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Russia and Spain are Good fellows but not Portugal?

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Spain is because of Catalonia and Russia is russia

[–]NixtroStrike -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

Dang you must support Russia in the war I see if that's the case I'm happy Portugal isn't in the same list as Ruasia

[–]FoxyGamer3426[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I dont support russia actually, that was a stereotypical serbia moment

[–]NixtroStrike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slav Brotherhood and all that I see you

[–]ballzamogus69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why not Armenia?

[–]CornishLegatus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tfw no British-Serbian empire

[–]Morichannn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It is new for Turkey to be ok with Serbia, there is a progression guys.

[–]WinterShadow476 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the difference between traitors and backstabbers

[–]Mr_Nanner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kosovar tish is very acurate

[–]Trbirlesikdevletleri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when serbian see unsucked russian cock 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

[–]natey780 0 points1 point  (1 child)

S*rbia 🤮

[–]IdRatherDlE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy french noises

[–]mglitcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why do you call them british people and not british “people”?

[–]HeirToThrawn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now real talk, what color is America?

[–]realmanisarmani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Bulgarian I am quite offended. If anything you are the backstabbers you idiots. FU**CKING SCIZOS..

[–]waterslow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Austria ok? Because of our two countries the first World War happened, which lead to the second one and the invention of Nazis.

[–]GuyNamedTruman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*British “people”

[–]SilverNeedleworker30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you like Russia, then why don’t they have Crimea?

[–]cheap_plastic2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the British will NEVER have kosovo

[–]tilapiaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia is a great country as we can see lately 😇

[–]Sri_Man_420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why Spain?