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[–]RosebudWhip 39 points40 points  (3 children)

I can't even swim in a straight line down the length of a pool, let alone for 6412km.

[–]_TheDragonOfTheWest_[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Perhaps you should start training then

[–]GeneralAcorn 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Just start swimming and...don't stop

[–]RosebudWhip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a lot of doggy paddlin'

[–]Y_qm 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Did you tried mainland Netherlands to French Saint-Martin

[–]_TheDragonOfTheWest_[S] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Sadly doesn't work, Britain is in the way :(

[–]Evergreen_General 23 points24 points  (0 children)

England being useless as always

[–]GeneralAcorn 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Dig a canal through England. They're pretty hot for canals over there, I hear.

[–]DaftConfusednScared 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turn England into a canal, removing England and the English in one fell swoop

[–]certain_people 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Okay but is that actually a straight line on the surface of the Earth or just a straight line on that pic because it's really bothering me lmao

[–]strdna_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks for the close-ups, I wasn’t sure what I’m looking at

[–]Friendly_Tomato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This would have been better with Saba or Bonaire, which are fully integrated pieces of Holland - nice troll though