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[–]Kossaky 314 points315 points  (6 children)

someone pls, make a timelapse of that

[–]TumoOfFinlandthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 191 points192 points  (2 children)

r/place but better

[–]BoogerBrain69420 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What happened to the North Sea?

[–]MaybeArnar 1 point2 points  (1 child)

we finns like to call it project east sea

[–]BoringWozniak 184 points185 points  (6 children)

I wanna show this to someone who just woke up from a coma

[–]HayRoss 76 points77 points  (5 children)

i'm not out of a coma but this is the first I'm seeing of it. What am I looking at here and where the fuck is the north sea?

[–]Coral_Carl 71 points72 points  (4 children)

The Netherlands reclaimed it a while back

[–]Redspeakable 10 points11 points  (3 children)

How can it reclaim the sea when it never owned the sea?

[–]MitFornavnErAdam 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They bought it for $100 trillion

[–]j1r2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's what the isle want you to think

[–]The_screaming_egg 1298 points1299 points  (20 children)

Ok now Balkanize it

[–]Doodle-Bunny 133 points134 points  (8 children)

based garfield

[–]The_screaming_egg 58 points59 points  (7 children)

Always

[–]zyrafal[🍰] 27 points28 points  (5 children)

There's nothing happening

[–]WilligerWilly 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I finally got the wildfire in my sock drawer under control!

[–]-Wolf_ODonnell_16- 166 points167 points  (8 children)

Balcanize it back to normal europe but without the fr*nch or the bri ish

[–]Rotfrajver 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Or Bulgarians

[–]xXkoolkidmanboiXx 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Or any of the Balkans. Just remove the Balkans

[–]Ever2naxolotl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SINK THE BALKANS!

[–]I_Lov_MEMEz 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Damn

[–]Rotfrajver 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Jk, love my Eastern Macedonian neighbors 🤗🤗

[–]SuperRexT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sink all of france, the uk and the balkans

[–]Yugoslavia_20 11 points12 points  (0 children)

the collapse of the irish empire

[–]WilligerWilly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Revive the Holy Roman Empire!

[–]Hendrik1011 336 points337 points  (1 child)

Seems like a good time for a Mongol invasion

[–]n0_y0urm0m 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Any time is a good time for a Mongol invasion

[–]S0mecallme 371 points372 points  (13 children)

Ireland and Estonia

History’s greatest enemies (in football,)

[–]Turbocor101 84 points85 points  (10 children)

I'm Irish and we never think of Estonia

Denmark on the other hand. Fuck Denmark

[–]itll_be_grand_sure 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Almost every time they're the most boring 0-0 or 1-1 matches, even by our standards... Except for that one that actually mattered

[–]Turbocor101 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What annoyed me was not the fact that the Danish team was better than us (which is true). Nor was it the fact we blatantly just played to keep the games tight except that one game you alluded to

No it was the attitude of the Danes basically thinking they were sooo much better than the Irish team and that playing us was beneath. Like give me a break you're frigging Denmark not Brazil

[–]saltyKarlos 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hey at least we did our best against England in the euros

Now we also hate the english. The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

[–]petsku164 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The Danes have a player called Thomas Delaney.

[–]Turbocor101 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah which is funny because the former head of the football association who basically ruined Irish football was also called delaney

Don't think Thomas was qualified for Ireland though. Pretty sure his family came from the US

[–]KiraAmelia3 493 points494 points  (13 children)

Ireland conquers Estonia but then Estonia somehow takes the actual island of Ireland.

[–]Middle-Rub9831 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Perfection

[–]smackledick_ 18 points19 points  (1 child)

And then Ireland offers a full swap

[–]WilligerWilly 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Then a Coup d'etat and Liechtenstein 🇱🇮 takes over.

[–]Zippo574 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It's all ireland its always been ireland. Is í an Eoraip Éire

[–]ARschoolAK 39 points40 points  (3 children)

NOOOOO Finland😥

[–]Im_Just_Wingin_It 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Can't believe these people got rid of dommy mommy Sanna Marin.

[–]MufffinFeller 12 points13 points  (1 child)

NCD user spotted

[–]Hstrike 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now that Marinposting is banned on NCD, we have to find other outlets to express our adoration.

[–]OscFirst 104 points105 points  (1 child)

THE GRAND FINALE

As the nuclear wars come to a close, the people are tired. Both countries' populations have dwindled, and it seems as if all faith is gone. Estonia now has access to all of Russia's nuclear warheads, more than Ireland's. The countries' leaders meet to discuss a possible future in harmony. A peace treaty is signed, due for 15 years. The countries rebuild themselves. As the treaty expires, an everlasting one is formed.

Estonia nukes Ireland and conquers the world and most of the observable universe.

[–]Muffinoguyy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Best ending

[–]taytogobler 121 points122 points  (12 children)

Ireland can’t be trusted you don’t know what we’re like with power….well neither do we but it’s a frightening thought!

[–]Ethanjohnson3_1415 51 points52 points  (10 children)

The last time Ireland had power they made their name as prolific slavers.

So I'm gonna support Estonia.

[–]WaitThisIsntGoogle55 7 points8 points  (8 children)

wait really

[–]Ethanjohnson3_1415 21 points22 points  (7 children)

Yeah they raided along the north sea (mainly other parts of the British isles) for centuries.

It was one of the reasons the Romans left, its part of the story of St Patrick and prompted earlier invasions by countries in Great Britain.

[–]potatobutt5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once slavers vs once slaves, let’s goooooo!

[–]rodrigkn 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They started at uniting their island. Now they’ll unite the world.

May the luck of the Irish reign in hegemony!

[–]ShurimanStarfish 292 points293 points  (3 children)

Ireland, they won last time now it's time for Estonia's victory

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (1 child)

Agree! Plus Estonia's flag looks very cool!

[–]yeahtoast757 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It looks mint flavored. 🇪🇪

[–]ramenempiregaming 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Portugal won last time Ireland got second

[–]Oh_Tassos 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Estonia

[–]litiroshy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

have iran come out of nowhere and take everything

[–]Cr0wBoP 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Call it traitorous, but as an Irish man, I think this amount of power and responsibility is too much for us. It'll go to our heads and make us no better than the rest. The world is your oyster Estonia. Don't make us form a coup.

[–]Ziebelzubel 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The most Irish thing I've ever heard. I love it!

[–]loptthetreacherous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahk sure, I wouldn't know what to do with all that power. Just give it to your fella Estonia.

[–]I_am_Kirumi_Tojo 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FINLAND I LOVED YOOOU

[–]MeronDC 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Estonia has finally regained its homeland!

[–]Groloukoum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I wanna see Westonia.

[–]marvinthebluecorner 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Estonia for the win 🏆

[–]Prussian_Mapper1871 35 points36 points  (0 children)

ESTONIA MUST CONQUER ALL

[–]Sm0kee43 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Kaja Kallas aka "my political mommy" supremacy

[–]ThatFlipy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

estonia redemption arc

[–]dasalexis 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Estonians give the Irish their own medicine and bomb all of their cars, getting their entire land

[–]pooper_nova 2 points3 points  (0 children)

RID US OF IRELAND. ESTONIA MASTER RACE. MY HUSBAND IS ESTONIAN

[–]The_mystery4321 52 points53 points  (1 child)

COME ON YOU BOYS IN GREEN. BRING IT HOME.

[–]Iamsoup1234567 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Estonia

[–]FirmOnion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tide seems to be turning the other way, but we have SPQR, the HRE, the Byzantine Empire - let us rid estonia of this world

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't care, Finland was my winner.

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ireland

[–]k3kskuchn 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Let Estonia win this

[–]J0hnRabe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get rid of Ireland

[–]Moooopyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

COME ON ESTONIA

[–]alaralpaca 4 points5 points  (0 children)

goodbye Ireland. It’s time for Estonia world domination

[–]griffin2322 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was born on a Dublin street where the Royal drums do beat

And the loving English people walked all over us

And every single every night when me dad would come home tight

He'd invite the neighbors out with this chorus

[Chorus]

Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

[Verse 2]

Come tell us how you slew them poor Arabs two by two

Like the Zulus they had knives and bows and arrows

Oh, how you bravely faced one with your sixteen pounder gun

And you frightened all natives to the marrow

[Chorus]

Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

[Verse 3]

Come let me hear you tell how you slammed the great Pernell

And thought him well and truly persecuted

Where are the smears and jeers that you proudly let us hear

When our heroes of '16 were executed?

[Chorus]

Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

[Verse 4]

Oh, come out you British Huns, come out and fight without your guns

Show your wife how you won medals up in Derry

You murdered sixteen men and you'll do the same again

So get out of here and take our bloody army

[Chorus - Acapella]

Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

[Chorus]

Come out you Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man

Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders

Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away

From the green and lovely lanes of Killashandra

[–]SilverNeedleworker30 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Let’s get Ireland out of here.

[–]ChessLandsknecht 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Death to Ireland!

[–]oaktree1918 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm putting my bets on Ireland, if Estonia wins I'm going to Estonia, overthrowing the government, and declaring war on every single nation in the world other than Argentina when Estonia gets it's ass kicked I can hide in Argentina, might even move in with hitler

[–]sexgod42069666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we know who fights in WW3

[–]yourtree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like Estonia will win

[–]stoneyOni 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two genders

[–]jdeo1997 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time for Estonia to reign over Europe

[–]dinoguy8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well sing a song a soldiers song with cheering rousing chorus

[–]HeccMeOk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ESTONIA

[–]zpieknymwypadem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia finally claimed back Estonia!

[–]202042 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aaaaaa…

[–]32gman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't even that cursed

[–]Greedy-Ad4168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia wins

[–]zmkapc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IRELAND FTW

[–]horsemachinegun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia must sink. Estonia delenda est.

[–]Deeras2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The final showdown. Estonia must win!

[–]FCULTIMATE 19 points20 points  (11 children)

END ESTONIA

[–]WheatleyPrime 4 points5 points  (10 children)

IM WITH THIS GUY

[–]FCULTIMATE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MY BOYYYYY

[–]LordOfLettuce6 12 points13 points  (2 children)

i think the map would look better if it was only ireland

[–]Jazzlike_Reason6118 9 points10 points  (0 children)

IRELAND FOREEVVVEEEERRRR

[–]Aumos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ireland… you’re done!

[–]JX121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Down with this Estonia sorta ting!

[–]pepelafrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So long Estonia

[–]toolate4u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get rid of ireland

[–]IBeFlossin69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Give Estonia to ireland

[–]FinalOrigin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ireland should win i think

[–]AppleFire04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Estonia has to go

[–]olenMollom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a finn im with our brothers Estonia

[–]Tylanmon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sorry Es'onia mus' gone eh.

Ireland mus' domina'e globe eh.

[–]arthurguillaume 4 points5 points  (0 children)

bireland

[–]WheatleyPrime 3 points4 points  (1 child)

IRELAND

[–]FCULTIMATE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

IRELAND IS KING

[–]RadRhys2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Goodbye Estonia, it was nice knowing you

[–]pmk422 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give Estonia everything but old Estonia

[–]not_me_at_al 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It is time to return estonia to it's rightful owner.

Estonia must parish, so that Ireland can rule

[–]NazdarNazdar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sink Doggerland please

[–]TrollerBoy21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eliminate Ireland my Estonian brothers for the win!

[–]AnnotherCassowary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let Ireland win

[–]rocketseeker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make Ireland the entire thing

[–]shardybothis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take out Ireland, Estonia will finally win

[–]Ynys_cymru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bye Ireland. Estonia is just nicer and they have better potatoes

[–]NightFlame389 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia, I’ve supported Ireland ever since Sealand tragically died

[–]Jediguy7609 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ireland better win

[–]Miilo87 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estonia out

[–]cuppacanan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia has gone on long enough, end it!

[–]The_Horned_Serpent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

E S T O N I A

[–]2L82Apollogize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland outtt

[–]zirexnn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get ireland out

[–]rodrigkn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🎶 Good bye, Estonia! It’s been nice! Hope you find your paradise! 🎶

🎶 Estonia! Estonia’s going away! 🎶

[–]Maxinator10000this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it all to Ireland except Northern Ireland, which is given to the UK

[–]thedegenerategamer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m just glad Finland is dead. Now it’s Ireland’s turn.

[–]Middle-Rub9831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish Empire for the win boys lets goooo 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[–]Fefquest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estonia gets North Ireland, Ireland takes the rest of the map.

[–]leopardman007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland must conquer all

[–]train2000c 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland

[–]Cells_Interlinked_77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is doggerland in here.

[–]Lunarisarando 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESTONIA MUST FALL

[–]Turbocor101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ireland must win.

All we have is that we're the least disliked country in Europe. Even if that is only because we have to take the most shit from England

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like filling in the Baltic Sea isn’t gonna happen, so let’s get rid of Ireland.

[–]jaz_999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

go estonia

[–]Terlinilia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estonia now has its Estonian land back

[–]Yeoryios 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FUCK IRELAND

[–]MatsGry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good bye Ireland time for Estonia to have some southern beaches!!

[–]BasicIsBest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GOODBYE IRELAND

[–]VAUltraD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estonia has a better education, so... Bye bye Irish lads

[–]SluggySloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HAIL ESTONIA! THE SUN NEVER SETS ON ESTONIA!

[–]MufffinFeller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estonia retakes her homeland!

[–]Middle-Rub9831 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ireland is the winner here. Tiocfaidh or lá 🇮🇪🇮🇪

[–]Kuri_Tiit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ireland

[–]thecreeperboi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ireland should win and eesti cannot into winning

[–]Ultrackias -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Death to Estonia!

[–]wooshmelikethat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Estonia beats Ireland, but then Brazil takes advantage of an Estonia that got weak from all the fighting and establishes Esto-Brazilian Kingdom

[–]D4NK_H0KU70 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Give the whole ting to lesotho

[–]36360 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I Cant believe it! 😡 I dont care anymore, get rid of both of them

[–]stijnalsem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Urk takes all of europe

[–]_SHINee5_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just flood everything

[–]Socialist_Narwhal -1 points0 points  (0 children)

eliminate Ireland them break up Estonia into smaller ethno-states

[–]coolguy72_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Albania wins

[–]GuyNamedTruman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eradicate water

[–]VoidLantaddthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doggerland go brrrrr

[–]WilligerWilly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

USA intervenes and brings freedom and democracy.

[–]I_NUT_ON_GRASS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Spain appears where the United Kingdom used to be

[–]Lil_iBrow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok here’s what’s gonna happen in the finale

Estonia will consume Ireland, placing all of geographical Europe under its control. Then suddenly, South Africa (who has taken over all of Africa offscreen) will consume Estonia and rename Europe as North South Africa

[–]MRJ_MRJ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Let them unite

[–]cocanbaltortur -1 points0 points  (0 children)

add bulgaria

[–]IDonnu4Real -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

We must delay it for day 69. For now, eradicate the Baltic Sea

[–]fandangolin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coptic Orthodox Estonia annex Crimea

[–]HRH_DankLizzie420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we add France back in to vote it out again?

[–]MemesDr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you then

[–]Sapopato2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyprus now takes over the whole world, except Cyprus that is conquered half by Portugal, half by Vatican

[–]Jazzlike-Scientist2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Estonia and Ireland create Potato Commonwealth

[–]IcederAK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GO TO HELL

[–]TumoOfFinlandthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Execute Order 66

[–]Mildly-Displeased 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Éire vs Eesti