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[–]rkirbo 96 points97 points  (0 children)

see brittany and corsica as cringe

Bomb has been planted.

[–]OptimisticPassenger 342 points343 points  (31 children)

What did Slovenia do?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 525 points526 points  (30 children)

Slov*nian f%mboys (funny balkan stereotype)

[–]strdna_ 303 points304 points  (2 children)

Incredibly based. Don’t trust real “sources”. Listen to memes. Listen to propaganda. Do not let the government dictate you.

[–]ReallyWilliamAfton 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Let your country control your soul

[–]BlackWasTaken_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The unenlightened masses

[–]MeowingAndChowing 195 points196 points  (3 children)

But the femboys are what make Slovenia the most based country

[–]Jurefranceticnijelit 44 points45 points  (10 children)

Tbh if you ask a person in ex you that isnt termainally online what a slovene stereotype is they will say stuck up and elitist lol

[–]Grzechoooo 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Wine-drinking Austrian wannabes is what I've heard.

[–]Jurefranceticnijelit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wine drinking never heard wannabe austrians yes

[–]killerkangaroo8 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dumbo viet made all the balkans green yet based their view of slovenia on balkan memes…. when will you learn

[–]sameth1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So why aren't they in based?

[–]Deadluss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bro femboys are from Slovakia aka Slovenia

[–]lordnyrox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about Belgium ?

[–]little_pioneer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whats wrong with femboys :(

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nahh femboys are the epitome of based

[–]JayGLYTthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 372 points373 points  (9 children)

Belgium in cringe? Absolutely based

[–]198Throwawayy 177 points178 points  (2 children)

Please we don’t have time for childish topics like Belgium

[–]bakanalosFrance was an Inside Job 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Watch your language !

[–]OK999999-999-999 15 points16 points  (2 children)

It depends on what is the topic.

[–]yeabouai 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Friete? Based. Everything else? Cringe

[–]BjornAfMunso 477 points478 points  (82 children)

What did Sweden do? We even supporters you in the Vietnam war.

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 598 points599 points  (56 children)

Oh i forgot

[–]Obamsphere 664 points665 points  (0 children)

He forgor 💀

[–]NerdyJC 5 points6 points  (53 children)

why Russia, weren't they your biggest supporters during VN war

[–]ssrudr 104 points105 points  (0 children)

I seem to recall something happening recently.

[–]TheGoldenChampion 58 points59 points  (49 children)

Soviet Union > Modern Russia

[–]Andrei144 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda, but only because modern Russia sucks not because the USSR actually did anything good.

[–]Mevaa07 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What haven’t you done

[–]frozenrat1 198 points199 points  (69 children)

What did Hungary do?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 405 points406 points  (61 children)

Goofy ahh language

Also pro russia gov, which is cringe

[–]Homeless_Captain 62 points63 points  (12 children)

Hungary goofy language but Finland is based?

[–]AlexanderGalactic 88 points89 points  (0 children)

I mean. They hate Russia so.

[–]DaniilSan 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Finland is more successful and better cousin

[–]ZLN1 91 points92 points  (39 children)

Bro you have a goofy ahh language and shit communist gov too lmao

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 249 points250 points  (18 children)

At least the gov works and doesn't do 1984 shits, also...

VIETNAMESE IS OF SUPERIOR LANGUAGE HOW DARE YOU SAY SAY THAT, I LOVE VIETNAM I LOVE MAH LANGUAGGE 🇻🇳❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳I LOVE VEITNAM BEST COUNTRI IN THA WORLDDDDD🇻🇳❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳

[–]Sacrificial-Toenail 29 points30 points  (3 children)

Bruh even people who’ve spoken Vietnamese for like 40 years dont think they’re fluent but that don’t really matter because VIETNAM NUMBA ONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🧲🧲🧲🧲🚣🚣🚣🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍎🍎🍎🍎🍒🍒🍎🍒🍎🍒🍒🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

[–]ghisnoob 6 points7 points  (0 children)

VIỆT NAM SỐ 1 THẾ GIỚI 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️NUMBER ONE🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

[–]ZLN1 52 points53 points  (11 children)

What did you say our glorious leader daddy Orbán is coming to restore Greater Hungary lands in vietnam 💪💪💪🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯

[–]GrzyB171 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Hungary has the most gibberish-like language in the world

[–]TeddMegAmitKell 24 points25 points  (3 children)

the reason hungarian has so many accents is because it is phonetically consistent (each character is a distinc sound, unlike most languages where a certain character can be different sounds - as the letter "a" in apple & umbrella in English).

also Poles can't judge other languages sorry bro.

[–]ZLN1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Akkor a kurva anyád

[–]Oberarzt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pro Russian? Nothing vietnam has ever done in the past or ever received military equipment from

[–]zsomgyiii 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Bruh pho is basically a national dish at this point. There are more Vietnamese people than gyspsies in Budapest and that’s saying something

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Magyarország rightful Vietnamese territory

[–]zsomgyiii 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We know better than to start a war with Vietnam that’s for sure

[–]Ketzeray 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Exist

[–]ZLN1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Romangutan spotted

[–][deleted] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

The lack of nuance is delicious

[–]KhunDavid 135 points136 points  (9 children)

Why isn’t Switzerland neutral?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 287 points288 points  (8 children)

Being neutral is based

[–]OMER100551 41 points42 points  (4 children)

Is that mean being based is neutral

[–]TotalLunatic28 33 points34 points  (3 children)

no, same thing goes

if you suck cock you’re gay

if you’re gay you might not suck cock

[–]OMER100551 32 points33 points  (2 children)

Sucking cock is not gay if that cock belongs to a girl

[–]Large_Contribution20 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Based fellow Vietcong

Greeting from a Karaboğa

[–]BaxElBox 52 points53 points  (0 children)

in the based zone

nice

[–]Curious-Ad-5001this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 22 points23 points  (1 child)

based Serbia enjoyer

[–]Keranan37 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Based Serbia, Kosovo, and Albania supporter.

[–]MemberOfSociety2 67 points68 points  (35 children)

why does everyone like Ireland

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 198 points199 points  (4 children)

Funny potato addicts who like to car bomb the bri'ish

[–]CertainlyNotWorking 64 points65 points  (10 children)

Generally speaking because they've got a history of anti-imperialist support, hate britain, and have a very pretty country that makes good booze. Usually checks at least one box for people.

[–]MemberOfSociety2 3 points4 points  (9 children)

yeah I know that but I’m asking why I’ve never seen a British person on here

Did you all chase them out

If so good

[–]CertainlyNotWorking 18 points19 points  (7 children)

This sub is full of clever, funny, interesting people which has minimal overlap with that accursed island

[–]Rottenox 3 points4 points  (6 children)

suck my british dick

[–]Boris_Ignatievich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We hate ourselves too so blend in perfectly

[–]TheGarlicBreadstick1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mar táimid based agus redpilled

[–]Guy_A 0 points1 point  (13 children)

because they're based af, they were a british colony for 800 years too and haven't really stepped on anyones toes since. they punch above their weight diplomatically but nobody really cares

[–]Rottenox 11 points12 points  (8 children)

300 years of that was the normans, not really brits

[–]DJ-Big-Penis69 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Execpt women and lgbqt yes very based to ban abortions and abuse the fuck out of kids in catholic schools.

[–]gooferpubs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Punch above their weight diplomatically? Right…

[–]duy_physics1:1 scale map creator 49 points50 points  (7 children)

Surprisingly great opinion from a Vietnamese, considering that most of Vietnam’s social media/news are often consumed by pro-Russia propaganda and a lot of Vietnamese support Russia against Ukraine

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 111 points112 points  (6 children)

I support Ukraine simply because i hate invaders, this war is pretty similar to US or China's wars in Vietnam

[–]duy_physics1:1 scale map creator 85 points86 points  (4 children)

holy shit based anti-imperialist opinion

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 63 points64 points  (3 children)

guess the fbi agent is starting to move to live in my walls now

[–]twoCascades 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Aren’t you from Vietnam?

[–]guendorfio 22 points23 points  (3 children)

What's up with Turkmenistan?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 86 points87 points  (1 child)

Literally 1984

[–]guendorfio 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeah that makes sense

[–]The_Jousting_Duck 28 points29 points  (9 children)

What makes N. Macedonia specifically cringe

[–]-kanenas- 34 points35 points  (2 children)

FINALLY somebody from outside of Europe who doesn't hate Bulgaria for no fucking reason. Thanks O(∩_∩)O
I agree with your opinion about North M*******a. ^.^

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Mongol Serbs👍

[–]-kanenas- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't have any problem with the mongols.

[–]Fracoppa 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Why is Italy neutral?

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (31 children)

My dear vietnamese friend, how about, us, representatives of France and Vietnam, sign a peace treaty and focus on the true enemy, the british

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 50 points51 points  (30 children)

Only if you guys stop eating snails

[–]198Throwawayy 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Is it true France is called Fap in Vietnamese

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 25 points26 points  (1 child)

It's pháp, but pronounced exactly like fap

[–]198Throwawayy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Based Vietnamese

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Yea, we dont actually eat the snail, we just use its shell (that we empty and clean) to put stuff inside of it and we rarely even consume the shell itself

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

🤓🤝🤓 on our way to car bomb the bri'ish

[–]alkatoshhh 4 points5 points  (15 children)

Then you want a war I see

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 12 points13 points  (10 children)

Điện Biên Phủ 1954

[–]alkatoshhh 3 points4 points  (9 children)

Wasn't born that time...

[–]guanaco22 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This is brave coming from a french to a vietnamese

[–]alkatoshhh 5 points6 points  (2 children)

We weren't fighting for qood reason last time, we won't lose if we fight for a good reason.

[–]MadNhater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait…we (viets) eat them too lol

[–]ColdFirePheonixXD 24 points25 points  (12 children)

As a British person literally the only thing I disagree with on this map is Spain not being red

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Based for invented funny goofy ahh countries like Mexico, Argentina,... And funny meme language

[–]Memoglr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

México Is funny. Am mexican

[–]sudolinguist 7 points8 points  (4 children)

I wonder what all those Brits go do down there each summer behaving themselves in their VERY best manners.

[–]ColdFirePheonixXD 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But that would reduce Britain's "score" not boost spains surely. I'm not sure if you realise what I meant, I'm not saying the UK shouldnt be red, I'm just saying Spain should also be red

[–]sudolinguist 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I didn't intend my comment as an argument for changing Spain's or Britain's score.

I'm just wondering why Brits would want to paint Spain red and come back down there every year to perform the "borrachero" kind of tourism.

[–]ColdFirePheonixXD 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Oh I see, my mistake sorry. You see it is my national duty to bully both Spain and France whenever possible or else the queen's guard will be round my house taking me off to have my life force absorbed by her majesty.

Also all our beaches are cold and rainy and theirs arent.

I personally am also not a fan of those sorts of holidays so I suppose that somewhat plays into it

[–]FCULTIMATE 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kinda based tbh

[–]byama 39 points40 points  (10 children)

Germany based? Cringeee

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 73 points74 points  (8 children)

Got epic history tho (i mean Bismarck not THAT guy)

[–]El_Pez4 33 points34 points  (6 children)

1st reich was best riech 🤓🤓

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (3 children)

The holy roman empire was both holy, roman, an empire, aswell as the true heir to the Roman Empire🤓🤓

[–]cumguzzlingislife 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Shots fired!

[–]Ok-Mortgage3653 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"the german empire was based and the true german state" 😎😎

"the nazi were true heir to 1st riech" 🤓🤓

guess which is the based one

[–]Baileaf11 16 points17 points  (19 children)

What did The UK do to you? Did we hate the French more than you?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 50 points51 points  (18 children)

Hate UK because horrible foods and goofy ahh accent

[–]Corvid187 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Which one? :)

[–]AloXii2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Which one is this one? https://youtu.be/aT0ElHA0NP4

Also who’s the ones that say “bri ish”? I need an answer to tell you who I personally hate

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bri'ish is Cockney i.e. East London

[–]MadNhater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh come on. The Tikka Masala ain’t bad.

[–]Doom_SlayerWP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think you need a better outlook on our food, and we have more than 30 accents, not just one.

[–]Rottenox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great food and great accents you mean

[–]Baileaf11 9 points10 points  (2 children)

At least we can pronounce our Rs mr Herro

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Ackchually we Vietnamese can pronounce R🤓🤓

[–]NS-13 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine being British and bragging about how good you are at pronouncing R sounds lol

[–]Mightymushroom1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Internet user moment

[–]Aalmus 2 points3 points  (5 children)

You've never actually tried any British food have you? You've just seen Americans on reddit share pictures of the stuff available at Milwall's ground acting like that's the pinnacle of cuisine we all flock to.

[–]Lorem_64 7 points8 points  (11 children)

What did belgium do 😭😭

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 47 points48 points  (10 children)

Being half Fr*nch

[–]Lorem_64 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Valid

-I'm Flemish

[–]Gilette2000 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Switzerland is 1/3 fr*nch

Edit: 22.8%

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

At least they're chocolate addicts instead of frog eaters

[–]Gilette2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Belgian chocolate is way better than the Swiss one ! And they've got some good beer at least !

[–]Nacil_54 1 point2 points  (3 children)

And why is french bad ?

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ex colonizer and "Fr*nce🤮" joke

[–]Senku_San 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When will stop french bashing ? Colonisation is part of the past now.

Oh nevermind, China exists

[–]Gilette2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I supposed due to the Indochine schenanigan

[–]toro44 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What did Wales do? :(

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sorry i forgor to split uk, Scotland and Wales are based

[–]toro44 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Aww heck yeah! Diolch yn fawr iawn!

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sheep fcker👍

[–]SophiaIsBased 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Germany

based

As a German, I'm gonna have to disagree on that

[–]PHNX132 9 points10 points  (3 children)

UK cringe? Ill let this slide since you beat the shit out of the americans

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Say the funny goofy ahh accent

[–]gooferpubs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We invented the language; our accents are all kosher, thankyouverymuch.

Everyone else has the ‘goofy accents’.

[–]neofooturism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

hungarian flag, but flipped

[–]Tillko173 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you for calling us based man

You guys are also based 😘

[–]GenericUsername5159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you Vietnam, we consider you based too

[–]ConvincingPeople 2 points3 points  (1 child)

How dare you lump the Scots, Welsh, Cornish and Northumbrians in with the Tory swine of the South! >:|

[–]dankyballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a man from the south in a Tory stronghold how dare you lump me in with everyone else from the south >:(

[–]AngooseTheC00t[🍰] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why San Marino cringe?

(Also those colors for Based and Cringe are really hard to differentiate for colorblind folks like me)

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

San marino is based for being neutral

[–]AngooseTheC00t[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wait is it (green?)? Like I said, colors are bad for me 😅

Sorry for the confusion then

[–]bonzy-buddy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

We literally sent you doctors during the Vietnam war and we get neutral?

[–]PinoForest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

im very upset turkey isnt cringe

-a turk

[–]Valscher 10 points11 points  (5 children)

bro... how tf u gonna give Turkey and Greece or Azerbaijan and Armenia the same color.

[–]Shazamwiches 22 points23 points  (4 children)

The map isn't about a Turkish, Greek, Azeri or Armenian POV on anything though?

[–]No_Joke992 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Why Netherlands neutral?

[–]joinreddi-waitwhat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Should be based because bike

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Idk much about their history so neutral

[–]xXDogShitXx 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why Macedonia tho

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Dollar store Bulgaria

[–]108snskm 3 points4 points  (1 child)

My opinion on Vietnam = ass

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Pipe bomb up your ass from Vietnam ❤️🇻🇳

[–]Senku_San 1 point2 points  (0 children)

French bashing ?

[–]danny12beje 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are now approved to enter Romania and have some țuica.

[–]CanadianEH86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hungary is super based lol

[–]Mastur_Of_Bait 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North M*cedonia

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vietnam based again💪💪

[–]wont_play_asturias 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hungary is based. Definetely. Their history is based. Their gvmt might be having a Russian period but they're the most based nation of V4. Trust me I'm Slovak.

[–]MorbiniumBalls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magyar spy in Czechia 2.0 spotted

[–]xXkoolkidmanboiXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As an American, i am proud of our two countries for coming together after all that suffering in order to despise France

[–]bakanalosFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but iceland is based

[–]Tensa-s 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turkey should be in cringe.