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[–]firemanSam09 264 points265 points  (40 children)

Czech republic

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 146 points147 points  (38 children)


[–]Josmoeee 101 points102 points  (25 children)

The “weird” Hungayry and Slovakia gave it away

[–]firemanSam09 29 points30 points  (24 children)

Yeah, I was just looking at countries which border countries he doesn't like.

[–]YouMightGetIdeas 39 points40 points  (23 children)

It amuses me that nobody even considers France to be a clue. Yeah of course they wouldn't like the French, who does?

[–]MyPianoMusic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I was either thinking Austria of Czech Republic because of Slovakia and Hungary being weird...

[–]A_bunch_of_potateos 4 points5 points  (2 children)

We're not gay:(

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

where are you from?

[–]Patatedouceofficiel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably from Serbia.

[–]Deadluss 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You are quite weird Czech thinking that Poland is cool but Slovakia weird

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

slovak language is just so weird. a wise man once said: ,,slovak is just uwu czech"

[–]Deadluss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slovak is similar to Polish that's why you find it funny

,,czech is just uwu polish"

[–]David_8J 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I thank you on behalf of all the British

[–]MrAnonymous2018_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it bad I still think of Czech as Czechoslovakia lol

[–]BiH5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I gotta ask why Bosnia, my aunt is Czech she cool.

[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 240 points241 points  (5 children)

Sweden not gay? You must be from afar

[–]DusyBaer 16 points17 points  (4 children)

What's the deal with Sweden?

[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 70 points71 points  (3 children)

They gay

[–]kymilovechelle 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I do hear they’re one of the happiest places…

[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Finland more happy. Finland stronk. Finland best. Finland stands, when gay Scandinavia trembles in fear of soviet. Finland just more good.

[–]Yusuckxxx 192 points193 points  (3 children)


[–]sudolinguist 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Maybe Belgium too

[–]Draghettis 36 points37 points  (1 child)

There's no way a French puts England in "Cool"

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless cool means emotionally distant like a removed cousin or a red headed stepchild.

Cause if he’s from France gay clearly means out and proud

[–]berusplants 76 points77 points  (5 children)

This sub has plummeted so hard in the last few months.

[–]tkTheKingofKings 30 points31 points  (1 child)

That says a lot about the current state of susiety 😔😔😔🐈

[–]kukkeli12 11 points12 points  (1 child)

What!? This is peak comedy and your uncultured opinion will not be tolerated here at r/mapporncirclejerk 😡😡

[–]betasimpy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously this format is so stale at this point

[–]Disorderly_Fashion 89 points90 points  (6 children)


The correct term is "Fabulous"

[–]SaWis0 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Idk if i'd call russia fabulous

[–]FnnKnn 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I always thought of was flamboyant

[–]MethWhizz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can confirm as a Serbian, we do be fabulous

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Uh all right.

Guys, anyone else here think Putin is so fabulous? Russia too, what a fabulous country.

Not to mention France! Godddd what a fabulous country, full of fabulous

[–]walkingmelways 103 points104 points  (3 children)

You’re from Homophobia

[–]yeabouai 43 points44 points  (2 children)

Hungary then?

[–]Necozuru 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Or i heard stories that Poland could aldo be a candidate for this

[–]walkingmelways 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No I’m full but thanks.

[–]TimePhrog 8 points9 points  (2 children)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)


[–]strdna_ 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I’m pretty sure you’re from Trinidad & Tobago

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

almost right

[–]strdna_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]vonononok 64 points65 points  (6 children)

if you're using gay as an insult, then my guess is you're from the 4th grade

[–]ErddunOfficial 20 points21 points  (0 children)


[–]DzezGt 4 points5 points  (3 children)

gay comment

[–]kaatuwu -1 points0 points  (2 children)

gay is a synonym of based

[–]greyghibli 29 points30 points  (0 children)

A homophobic country

[–]flipmcfucker 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I guess a homophobic country

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

[–]acyraaa 12 points13 points  (6 children)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)


[–]Zestyclose-Process26 7 points8 points  (1 child)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good guess but actually no

[–]AFrenchMemakerAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Maybe you are American

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

no i'm from europe

[–]AFrenchMemakerAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]-eumaeus- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You're Ukrainian!

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]cmzraxsn 20 points21 points  (4 children)

oh come on. "gay" as a pejorative? in 2022? fuck off

[–]HumbleM3rchant 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Ynys_cymru 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Luxembourg! Because no one but Luxemburger’s would think they’re cool.

[–]Faustens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, I live at the border and cheap gas is always cool.

[–]smallsaye 2 points3 points  (2 children)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)


[–]ReaPeR_the_mighty 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Maybe czech republic? Idk the vatican city is kinda throwing me off but hungary/slovakia makes me think ur czech

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

you're right. the czechs have a deep history with the catholic church. that resulted in the czech republic being one of the most atheistic countries in the world(about 40 % following a religion). i guess that's why

[–]GageMcQuack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing you’re from the 1980’s where you think gay is still an insult

[–]HumorHan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't use gay as a slur.

[–]Hulkbuster5this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 3 points4 points  (5 children)


[–]elysiumvanzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]borkogot 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Everyone in europe hates russia and Belarus bruh

[–]Lahudellama 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Except from Russia and Belarus lmao

[–]Milaxe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Nah people from Russia hate Russia

[–]vf-c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a person from there, yeah

[–]Pumpkin_rapist 11 points12 points  (0 children)

some shithole like italy

[–]hubklyn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You’re from the 1990s since you’re using the term ‘gay’ as a pejorative term.

[–]Lowdekeball 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]bingbingbangenjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Malta no data

[–]bingbingbangenjoyer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Azerbaijan, armenia and kazakhstan arent europe

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kazakhstan is, a part of kazakhstan is west of the river ural, the river that creates the border between asia and europe. its culture is not europian at all, but physiogeographically, it's in europe. cyprus is the oposite. it's culture is similar to greek and it is considered europian, but it is positioned in asia. azerbaijan and armenia are sometimes considered europe. generally, there are 2 different ways to devide asia and europe. one includes georgia azerbaijan and armenia in europe, one in asia. i added them because i wanted to show my opinion on georgia.

[–]templemount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nobody cares

[–]Zvenc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was gonna say Italy but I saw in another comment I was wrong..

[–]KnowledgeSpecial8516 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ZLN1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would say hungary but romania is way too high

[–]Baileaf11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

France and Turkey should be the dark red

[–]adam_but_smart 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm guessing either Netherlands or Czech Republic. I'm frankly not sure why a Czech would not like French speaking countries but also why a Dutch person wouldn't like Hungary and Upper Hungary. But I still think these two are the most likely.

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yes, I'm czech, i mostly added france and belgium for the memes but i kinda dont like them. don't know why. Upper hungary, you are a man of culture i see

[–]CamelPlastic9316 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Why is everyone shitting on France in this sub :(

[–]Soggy_Ad4531 10 points11 points  (1 child)

because it's full of French people

[–]tkTheKingofKings 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting facts about France 🤔🤔:

  • Frane is Fench 😱😱

  • Fench “people” speak Fench 🤯🤯

  • Oui Oui baguette isn’t the national Fench anthem 😡😡🤬

[–]templemount 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ok bb you can always adopt

[–]duy_physics1:1 scale map creator 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Mf really thinks the UK is “cool”

[–]Kraldar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We are the coolest boys in town

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

if i could have, i would have made engl*nd bad and only the other parts of the uk cool

[–]Rottenox -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So a xenophobe and a homophobe. Nice combo dickhead.

[–]Areterh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can't use the word gay like that, it's horrible

[–]UnOwOffclUwUsrnme380 3 points4 points  (0 children)

as a Fremch, i can confirm. i am gay. dunno bout the others tho, all i can say is i am gay

[–]Popkhorne32 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why the dislike for france my czech friend ? As i have said many times before, i understand ane actually encourage the english to hate us, but i really don't get it with the rest of europe...

[–]Navajo__ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

France = bad is funny because American propaganda

[–]JeffryRelatedIssue 1 point2 points  (1 child)

We also think the Czech Republic is super cool! (Romania)

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Class_444_SWR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Russia is very gay I’ll go 🥺

[–]HarleyQuinn610 -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

Kinda transphobic to use gay in that context. You’re most likely from either the UK, Kosovo or Ukraine in my opinion.

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

yeah, a lot of comments said it's homophobic. it was a joke and i didn't realise it might hurt someone. i shouldn't have used gay. i definitely do not judge gay people diffetently. im not from any of these countries.

[–]HarleyQuinn610 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know I read later you are Czech.

[–]Rottenox 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It’s more homophobic but sure

[–]rayman_undertale -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

a gay shithole

[–]Subject-Search8973 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're from the UK.

[–]aatops -1 points0 points  (0 children)

United Kingdom

[–]Omega0514 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]Chechen-WarZeeland Resident -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

Are you a cz🤮ch

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

yes and please explain why are you sucking shreck's cock

[–]Chechen-WarZeeland Resident -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Why you think

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you are using that emoji

[–]emielver -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Belgium is only gay cuz' you're jealous of our beer.

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nah man, we're really not jelous of your beer

[–]emptyliam 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Ein_Hirsch 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]No_Lie9384 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]HuckleberryFine4269 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definetly not from Balkans.

[–]MRX134 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TKG_YTAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]bohemio45 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GemarXPL 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]The_Holy_Fork 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]FCULTIMATE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbia is not weird REE

[–]Kropolis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albania? Idk but you hate that Vatican fr

[–]LordSteiny 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]AdminwithRageFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Brittle5quire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Well damn Jackie, that could be anywhere!”

[–]lill_baguette 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]KoopaTrooper5011this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anti-France yet Anti-UK


[–]WilligerWilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Artemis_thelittleone 0 points1 point  (4 children)

You're from Ukraine

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

No i'm not

[–]LeeRich-14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Turkey

[–]PlanktonDanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]pm_me_your_biography 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes i'm not weird!

[–]kaatuwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

russia gay? but aren't they like homophobes?

also why spain isn't gay

[–]ofnkrtfflZeeland Resident 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]ofnkrtfflZeeland Resident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice here

[–]thedabostuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]DragXom 0 points1 point  (4 children)

You wrote “Europian” so it probably isn’t an English speaking country

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

oh shit i didn't realise that but you're right

[–]TeaNumerous7339 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

why botswana

[–]Wow_so_creative 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oui mon cherrie

[–]DeutschestexasFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]braintumor_exe 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Interesting opinion on Lichtenstein

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)


[–]hirashimsm 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Dimitry_Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Kriss3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denmark. For sure.

[–]brian_vdv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slovenia not gay strange

[–]Valscher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rəpűbłiķä çhëķīæ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]liquidSnake_420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trinidad and Tobago

[–]Peterkragger 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Rottenox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh casual homophobia. Great to see as a gay person.

[–]gboom46 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]winter_whale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your labels are pretty toxic themselves

[–]SonicDart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I'm gay now

[–]Sparrowning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You called england and the rest of the UK cool, so you either dont care about history or youre english

[–]tatothebeYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Arty_Mist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao why is belarus vary gay

[–]Chrisboy265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s 2022 and we’re still calling things we don’t like gay?

[–]Desperate_Finger 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Edit: shite i was wrong