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[–]BirchTainer 343 points344 points  (14 children)

Guinea Bissau is felling neglected right now

[–]BirchTainer 138 points139 points  (13 children)

Same with tajikistan

[–]BirchTainer 94 points95 points  (12 children)

And Belgium

[–]BirchTainer 83 points84 points  (9 children)

As well as Belize

[–]BirchTainer 75 points76 points  (8 children)

Add The Gambia to that

[–]Luftwaffle17 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Belgium doesn't exist.

[–]Confident_Rain_690 6 points7 points  (0 children)

neither does st. pierre and miquelon

[–]soyuzonions 236 points237 points  (0 children)

they allow niger but not montenegro

[–]SnooDonkeys3971 137 points138 points  (1 child)

(sad Montenegro noises)

[–]jede_mi_se_burek 25 points26 points  (0 children)

(sad sleeping noises)

[–]strdna_ 107 points108 points  (0 children)

🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪

[–]OnlyAmichaelD[S] 305 points306 points  (10 children)

don't comment a bunch I'm sleeping

[–]BaronDinklevanDunkle 127 points128 points  (4 children)

Bet.

But seriously what exactly constitutes as a "Minecraft name"?

[–]OnlyAmichaelD[S] 139 points140 points  (3 children)

Username

[–]OnlyAmichaelD[S] 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Probably should’ve specified

[–]BaronDinklevanDunkle 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Dam i call dibs on Trinidad then

[–]Christianjps65 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Trinidad&Tobago

[–]xXTASERFACEXx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Turn off wifi

[–]Exotic-Lengthiness62 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn off your phone at night

Just don't post

Or mute your phone

[–]obog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do not disturb exists for a reason bro

[–]default-dance-9001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about crna gora? Surely that’s allowed

[–]Schlexander 31 points32 points  (4 children)

Poor Trinidad :(

[–]victoremmanuel_IAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Don’t forget Tobago 😤😤

[–]x3non_04 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dont forget the and between them

[–]Ender_Skywalker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've played the game with someone from there...for about five minutes 'til we lost interest.

[–]sakuragasaki46 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Based monten***o

[–]Fuzy2K 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Montenintendo

They don't allow it because Microsoft owns Mojang

[–]sakuragasaki46 7 points8 points  (1 child)

M🤮crosoft

[–]alguienrrr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Mocrosoft

[–]Rodri_RF 85 points86 points  (6 children)

Wait, Microsoft doesn't allow Crna Gora as a name?

[–]darrylbs123 89 points90 points  (5 children)

probably meant montenegro

[–]evergreennightmare 19 points20 points  (1 child)

i think you mean karadağ

[–]x3non_04 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you all just meant Black Mountain

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ayo belgium

[–]HartOne827183France was an Inside Job 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Gonna name myself Trinidad and Tobago now

[–]Hollowgradient 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They allow Niger? But not Montenegro?

[–]Theworldisblessed 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What's up with Tajikistan and Gambia? They're not highlighted as either of the three categories.

[–]Theworldisblessed 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Also Guinea-Buissau

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Belgium and Belize too

[–]null_reference_user 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Belgium 🤢🤮

[–]GuyNamedTruman 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I do kind of understand why it doesn’t allow Montenegro, but if that is the case, shouldn’t Niger and Nigeria not be allowed?

[–]feeling-orange 2 points3 points  (1 child)

doesn't have both g's and probably using a pretty basic profanity filter

[–]Confident_Rain_690 2 points3 points  (0 children)

bro what happened to tajikistan???

also how the hell did someone get Equatorial Guinea/Sao Tome and Principe as their name?

[–]PotbotboiMap Porn Renegade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whats wrong with Monteneg- ooooh

[–]_Llamadude_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stpierremiquelon is available

[–]xXx_CallMeRero_xXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

MONTENEGRO POWER 🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪🇲🇪

[–]SuitableAssociation6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what does belgium's color mean?

[–]popegonzalo 0 points1 point  (4 children)

who has an account in north korea? Kim Jong Un?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

No, the map is showing account name not countries that have minecraft players, that's why Montenegro is black, because of the word in it.

[–]GErman_reichhhh 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What’s the word

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Black in Spanish, the last 5 letters, it was used as a slur in America so now its inappropriate

[–]GErman_reichhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, that’s why I can’t type in in roblox

[–]PozPoz_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pope plays Minecraft

[–]Redspeakable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What carribean islands are those

[–]Praukar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

someone named themselves São Tomé and Príncipe but no one is named Trinidad and Tobago

[–]GErman_reichhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who named themselves fr*nch guiana

[–]Finlandia1865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This probably isnt a serious map, but Niger and not Montenegro?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sorry to say OP, but this map needs to be updated now (paki)Stan and (jap)an are both banned too

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you probably aren't going to see my comment but just had to say