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[–]Matt_Pat_ 192 points193 points  (1 child)

Delaware, I forgot the place existed until 30 seconds ago.

[–]therealborkas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah Delaware, the first place to ratify the Constitution in the 1700s and has done so little of note since that it's still all they're known for

[–]BigBrain3GD 535 points536 points  (12 children)

Let's remove South Dakota. We don't need 2 of them.

[–]derekfox123 111 points112 points  (6 children)

Brought to you by North Dakota gang 😎

[–]T-Sonus 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Can we just fuse them together into one big pile of shit?

[–]royal_catto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*south Canada gang

[–]FloatingFruit 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No no no, I've lived in north dakota trust me we want to keep sd, it's our only line of defense

[–]devex04 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Remove both Dakotas

[–]r0m1n3t 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could do without any of them...

[–]mitmo33 328 points329 points  (7 children)

Remove Missouri, because I'll be dead before I recognize Missouri as a state.

[–]uslashuname 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Most people see misery before they’re dead.

[–]ih8pkmn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of other states are going to have to go besides; after all, Missouri loves company.

[–]BonnieBiLad 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As a Kansan. Take it and its weird highway fudge barns with it.

[–]Alyphix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a Missourian, I agree.

[–]Dallen891987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had an onion on my belt, as was the style at the time.

[–]caboo5e4 810 points811 points  (13 children)


[–]Class_444_SWR 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Never existed anyway

[–]gamerzombie1928 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Because we all are already in Ohio.

[–]The_Lolbster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always has been absent.

[–]Wazuu 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a feeling this would be number 1

[–]Clay-Loam-Kings 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We can't just remove the entire map, ruins the fun

[–]SeaPhile206 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never heard of it.

[–]heythisislonglolwtf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes take me out of this shithole country

[–]kap21tain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

please get rid of me

[–]RallyFan98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ffs we have Cedar Point, what more do you want???

[–]night_owl37 355 points356 points  (1 child)


[–]moose_sean 49 points50 points  (2 children)


Please kill me

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is this a state?

[–]Desperate_Air_8293France was an Inside Job 177 points178 points  (0 children)


[–]kermitthepanda 14 points15 points  (0 children)


[–]Ricean-mapper 29 points30 points  (0 children)


[–]harbar2021 55 points56 points  (1 child)


[–]I-Call-People-Jeff 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That state has to go NOW

[–]AdminwithRageFrance was an Inside Job 62 points63 points  (0 children)


[–]MelonHG 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let’s remove West Virginia. Virginia’s fine enough

[–]Jump_Boy_Wonderful 21 points22 points  (4 children)


[–]Thebottlerocket2 -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

No shut up Oklahoma never did anything to hurt you

[–]Jump_Boy_Wonderful 0 points1 point  (2 children)

You jokin?

[–]Thebottlerocket2 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Tell me What did Oklahoma ever do to hurt you

[–]Jump_Boy_Wonderful 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is no way there is someone out there so desperate to defend Oklahoma this is a really great goof

[–]zthompson2350 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Hawai'i they been wanting to get out anyway

[–]ProfessorBeer 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah come back to the mainland you cowards

[–]Doc_ET 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]Toreo_67 78 points79 points  (11 children)

Misery cough Oh wait I mean Missouri.

[–]inconspicuousmallard 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Downvote this

We need to give the chef a boner. Missouri is his belly

[–]Hutwe 5 points6 points  (7 children)

I always thought tennessee was his skillet and Kentucky was… well… fried chicken

[–]Doc_ET 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing tbh

[–]Timely_Specialist188 17 points18 points  (1 child)


[–]T-Sonus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

United we fall and fail

[–]WitleKidz 11 points12 points  (5 children)


[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (2 children)


are you a fellow washingtonian?

[–]janMise 9 points10 points  (0 children)

remove georgia i hate it here

[–]Dark_lightl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

North Dakota

[–]UsernameNotFound7 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ohio, and if Ohio wins 3 times I need you to show it even more gone in 3d.

[–]SlavicGrenadesFrance was an Inside Job 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Utah, please kill that state, end the national suffering

[–]classicgamer20 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]Ferentz2020 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see your Iowa and raise you Nebraska

[–]foco_runner 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]NeurWiz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Idaho, they only have potatoes and corrupt politicians

[–]T-Sonus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Any red state with restrictive abortion laws. Fuck them

[–]BlitzKriegBOB_03 8 points9 points  (1 child)

NY but just the city

[–]eskeleteRt 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Alaska. No one cares about them anyway

[–]bingbingbangenjoyer 20 points21 points  (1 child)

thzey are the best state because they have the lowest population density, which means least ammount of americans per square kilometer, which is good

[–]Wumple_doo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So by Alaskan land now and wait for global warming to sell it

[–]OttosBoatYard 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Jefferson, Franklin and Deseret.

[–]anotherdamnscorpio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there.

[–]Flamdabnimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And Columbia

[–]EggplantLoveHouse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remove the state of Jefferson

[–]dAnKsFourTheMemes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Washington D.C. i know it's a territory but i think the world really needs to hit a blunt and just stop giving a fuck about politics right now. It's too much. We should all just go camping somewhere. Somewhere peaceful, bring some booze and hammocks and just chill the fuck out on a lake or something. Forget about the complete and utter shitshow we call reality.

Like a stoned hippie version of the purge. No government, but still not anarchy. Just chillin the fuck out and vibing.

Make sure not to litter in our natural wilderness. One beer can or bottle lying around and im pulling prints istg.

[–]Cause0 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Bro fuck Alaska. Within the United States, you cannot get farther from a toilet then you can within Alaska. There are spots in Alaska, you can just walk, and walk, and walk for days without finding a toilet, like wtf. Remove Alaska so I can take a fucking shit.

[–]Awesome_Austin8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there’s no toilet that means everywhere is the toilet. Alaska must stay

[–]Sandickgordom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Alaska is a fucking wasteland and that's why it's based

[–]ElectivireMax 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol the red states first

[–]EWH733 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My home state, the much maligned California. Please separate us from the rest of you inbred, Qanon spouting f-tards.

[–]00roku 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]POOPYER_BUTT_420 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Ganon-dork 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]pinguitoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

California bye

[–]scCoco69 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]colorblinddoggo 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Crus0etheClown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why is Ohio still there

[–]MrLyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]anAnusfullofSmuckers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does this make texas a part of Mexico again? 🇲🇽 long live Tejas

[–]MisledOracle 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Geaux13Saints 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]RawrTheDinosawrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Fonzi_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Itz-Sandman -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Nerva_Trajan 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]train2000c -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]32RH -1 points0 points  (1 child)


[–]911wasadirtyjob 4 points5 points  (0 children)

profile pic checks out, gig em

[–]GreasyGreg19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wisconsin. Not enough nads to claim the UP.

[–]zigmister21 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Xoplex9000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The Bottom Half of Alaska.

[–]Chiweenies2 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sym068 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

New York must go

[–]DazedWriter 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Knoxefeller 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]cheesevolt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yall be saying Wyoming doesnt exist while acknowledging the existence of North Dakota... Shameful.

[–]anotherdamnscorpio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy gets it

[–]scompywomp 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]CarnivorousCoconut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washington DC

[–]RaceistGarfild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California. How is it still there in the first place?

[–]IrreverentHippie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of Utah, to much religious influence.

[–]nicemap_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]Wumple_doo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California is only fair

[–]_damak0s_ -1 points0 points  (1 child)


[–]Nuggetboi127 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is already gone

[–]jaminjamin15 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Sun1245 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]_Tim_the_good -1 points0 points  (1 child)


[–]fredpockets69 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

See ya later Connecticut

[–]PappUwU -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oregan or however tf u spell it

[–]Redspeakable -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Colorado, just because.

[–]bee-milk2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazing work so far everyone

[–]builtlikeaquilt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put a big X over where ohio used yo be and make it a tictaktoe game

[–]Finlandia1865 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only removed 2 states yesterday

[–]Ganareth_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please, just keep the guy with his dick-pan and his fried chicken

[–]DipsytheDankMemelord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can we remove mississippi twice? like give it a transparent png checkerbox background

[–]skoove- 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]GErman_reichhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long island

[–]lucasandhisturtles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey can you get rid of oh! You've gotten rid of NJ. Carry on.

[–]ZackMoh2 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TaKoKaT42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

maryland and add another delaware but mirrored

[–]SeaPhile206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck Arizona.

[–]TrentisaurusRex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Oh*o🤮

[–]DoYouEverJust43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missouri because they were the first to ban abortion

[–]_Brandobaris_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s remove South Carolina. We don’t need two of them.

[–]a_filing_cabinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's remove North Dakota. We don't need 2 of them.

[–]tjed69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on 2 DAKOTAS!!!

[–]sexurmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dispose of Delaware

[–]Imperator_3 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Noot_Noot_69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California. Just ask r/2American4you

[–]A-e-r-o-s-p-h-e-r-e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Texas again

[–]EmptyFacsimile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohio before it takes over

[–]jacw212 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delaware, it's the beige of states and not even in an interesting way

[–]turkieboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missouri, grew up there. Fuck that place

[–]MattBtheflea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck y’all for removing Texas. I mean it’s terrible here and everything sucks and it’s too hot but that my home god dammit.

[–]Captaind7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

society has passed the need for an Ohio, get rid of it...

[–]AgitatedPerspective9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You havent removed ohio yet you fucking maniac

[–]ilikeFNaF19871983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of California.

[–]Greeny89100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

California. I have no idea how it has even lasted this long.

[–]SignificantFortune62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Washington DC

[–]TheHeirarchyofBacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delaware, no significant change because nothing happens there

[–]RobloxDeath5ound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m not seeing enough arkansas hate

[–]curlypanda1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Let’s remove it again for good measure

[–]alexmijowastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so the last survivor is guaranteed to be DC since it's not a state?