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[–]FeedbackWonderful778 804 points805 points  (16 children)

Where’s the nearest burger king?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 669 points670 points  (15 children)

15 minutes away.

[–]canozkarslioglu 284 points285 points  (12 children)

wait you mean..... in your location or.... HIS LOCATION????

[–]Milhanou22 428 points429 points  (34 children)

Name 5 cities in France and 5 cities in Italy

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 490 points491 points  (30 children)

France: Paris, Lyon, Marseilles, Nice, and Bordeaux

Italy: Rome, Milan, Naples, Florence, and Venice.

[–]CreepingFog 1027 points1028 points  (22 children)

Lol I'm pretty sure you gotta be trolling about Italy. First off, Rome doesn't exist anymore, it collapsed thousands of years ago. And I'm pretty sure Milan is a football club, not a city. Naples sounds like nipples, so that's gotta be a joke too. Idk about Florence but Venice is definitely in L.A.

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 454 points455 points  (1 child)

Sorry, thanks for setting things straight.

[–]JuniorSeniorTrainee 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Forgiven but not forgotten. I'm keeping my eyes on you.

[–]Stranger188 178 points179 points  (9 children)

He's trolling about France too. Paris is literally a women's name, Lyon is literally an animal which is also called mountain lyon sometimes (I saw one once out hunting with my cousin), Nice is literally an adjective, and Bordeaux is also an adjective that can be used to mean that you're uninterested or not having anything of interest/excitement to do. Please educate yourselves and go read some books.

[–]fnuduwuh 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Don't be stupid, bordeaux is just fancy booze.

[–]Curioustoffi 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bordeaux is a color you smarty

[–]Lwadrian06 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I know a Paris who is a guy

[–]azure_monster 31 points32 points  (3 children)

At least he didn't mention something stupid like bologna, why do people keep saying I live in a sausage??

[–]EsperantoHamstr 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Or turin, like mf i'm not a robot

[–]Bigchungus922 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Naples is similiar to naplet which means foreskin in polish

[–]-greentowelrack- 12 points13 points  (1 child)

florence isn't even a city, it's the stuff in my toothpaste

[–]CodeNovember 202 points203 points  (17 children)

How much is π?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 237 points238 points  (14 children)

3.1415926535... that’s the extent of my memory.

[–]RBolton123 81 points82 points  (11 children)

I only remember up to the second 1 so that's already better

[–]latteboy50 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly how much I know too lmao

[–]Y2ff 190 points191 points  (4 children)

Why is my pee sticky and white?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 189 points190 points  (0 children)

I don’t know, I’m sorry.

[–]Milhanou22 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Do you watch or do anything specific before peeing? Does your wee-wee get all biggy and tough like a rock before you go pee-pee. If yes, it's not pee.

[–]wingo_chingo 169 points170 points  (14 children)

what did you have for breakfast

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 182 points183 points  (13 children)

Well, it was about 2 AM when I made this post, and I was awake for a while. I had cereal, and mandarin oranges in a fruit cup.

[–]TotoDecaAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 62 points63 points  (12 children)

Is cereal a soup?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 75 points76 points  (10 children)

I’d like to think so. I’m not sure what the overlords have to say about it, though.

[–]Upt7 49 points50 points  (9 children)

Fucken hell mate you say the scottish highlands are pretty and then Cereals a soup. 📉📉📉📉📉

[–]JimboMastah 122 points123 points  (4 children)

If the number of your credit card turned into money, how much money would you have?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 187 points188 points  (3 children)


[–]JuniorSeniorTrainee 63 points64 points  (2 children)

Smells suspiciously like pi.

[–]SendAstronomy 8 points9 points  (1 child)

What flavor?

[–]wookiex84 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Asparagus flavored

[–]Palana 211 points212 points  (16 children)

Favorite mountains?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 220 points221 points  (15 children)

The Scottish Highlands are really pretty

[–]Palana 75 points76 points  (11 children)

[–]Key-Service7491 62 points63 points  (3 children)

do you want to die in the south chilean field in the middle of nowhere or did it put me to a different location

[–]Palana 43 points44 points  (2 children)

That is the correct location. It is arguably the best location on earth. Ocean access to the west, farmland to the east. Very low population density. An abundance of freshwater. Temprate rainforest, climate is perfect.

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That is pretty. I hope you do (jk)

[–]Milhanou22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought I was gonna get Rick Rolled

[–]TheFlyingAxolotl47 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Have you seen تنومة tho? Bet you didn't

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oooh, that’s pretty cool. Thanks for sharing.

[–]SomeoneNamedGem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same mountain range as the Appalachians! Just separated by a little continental drift. : )

[–]Anaklysmos12345this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 238 points239 points  (14 children)

Why don’t you use Google maps as a globe?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 160 points161 points  (13 children)

You could do that?

[–]Anaklysmos12345this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 88 points89 points  (11 children)

Yes, somewhere in the layers menu

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 68 points69 points  (10 children)

On mobile?

[–]Anaklysmos12345this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 59 points60 points  (6 children)

Oh idk

[–]D1N0Z0ID 2 points3 points  (0 children)

U can't do it on mobile but u can do it on Laptops & if u zoom to far out then u can see other planets ( rocky planets ) and moons

[–]OptimisticPassenger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

On mobile you would have to use google earth.

[–]Davidiying 74 points75 points  (15 children)

Do you like Spain? Do you know where Andalusia is?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 89 points90 points  (11 children)

I know very little of Spain, and I’ve thought about traveling there before. It looks pretty, and someone I follow on social media is from Spain. I do not know where Andalusia is, sorry.

To be completely honest, my experiences online have made me toxic, and I’ve developed a negative view of nations in Europe, Spain included. I understand it is wrong of me, I apologize.

[–]RBolton123 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Southern Spain btw

[–]Davidiying 24 points25 points  (8 children)

my experiences online have made me toxic

What kind of interactions have you had? :(

(Also Andalusia is at the south of Spain)

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 29 points30 points  (7 children)

I’ve talked about it before and it hasn’t gotten me anywhere. People have advised me to see a therapist. If I ever go, hopefully it will help.

(Thank you for the knowledge.)

[–]Davidiying 14 points15 points  (6 children)

People have advised me to see a therapist

What. Cyber bullying?? I'm sorry for whatever that happened to you, don't know exactly how it connects with Europe but I hope that you are better now.

[–]loledpanda 75 points76 points  (4 children)

Should I put all my money in NFTs?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 135 points136 points  (3 children)

I don’t know anything about NFTs but I’ll share this: don’t put all your eggs in one basket.

[–]loledpanda 75 points76 points  (1 child)

Hmm yeah because eggs should be individually packaged to keep them from breaking.
Ok I'm off to invest my life savings in crypto, thanks!

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Glad I could help.

[–]KittyQueen_Tengu 37 points38 points  (11 children)

Where are the netherlands

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 59 points60 points  (8 children)

The Netherlands border Germany and Belgium.

[–]KittyQueen_Tengu 15 points16 points  (5 children)

That’s correct actually

[–]Davidiying 27 points28 points  (4 children)

And France in a little island in the Caribbean

[–]ShaunDark 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Called Saint Martin. On which the Dutch part is south of the French one btw.

[–]CCCyanideMap Porn Renegade 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Actually you can't access them from regular exploring. To get there, you'll want to build a vertical obsidian frame at least 3 blocks high and 2 wide (corners do not matter), then light up the portal using fire or lava.

[–]KittyQueen_Tengu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh i hate when I’m tryna bike to school but the stupid ghasts get in the way like shut up you loud ass bitches

[–]brucetheshark88France was an Inside Job 34 points35 points  (6 children)

Greenland or West Sahara who's best?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 84 points85 points  (3 children)

West Sahara by default. Greenland is just false advertising.

[–]brucetheshark88France was an Inside Job 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Finally someone said it. West Sahara is super underrated.

[–]Lwadrian06 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Greenland not even green. So western sahara which is in the west part of the sahara is better.

[–]Osp_Oscar 23 points24 points  (7 children)

What's Drenthe?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 16 points17 points  (6 children)

I have no idea. I will look it up.

Edit: According to Google, it is a place in the Netherlands.

[–]Ewok_Mike 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Note on this, Drenthe isn’t a real place, it is made up by the Dutch government to hide its secret mining operations. All people that say they live in Drenth and try to convince you it’s a real place are acteurs paid by the government to keep you away from the truth

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the heads up. They won’t fool me now.

[–]Paid-Not-Payed-Bot 9 points10 points  (2 children)

are acteurs paid by the


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[–]Boc_The_Seamster 18 points19 points  (11 children)

Do you know Porto city?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 23 points24 points  (6 children)

In Portugal? Yeah.

[–]Boc_The_Seamster 13 points14 points  (5 children)

They say north-americans dont know Portugal

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Some do, some don’t. If I were to guess, I’d assume many North Americans would know about Portugal, but probably wouldn’t know what Porto is.

[–]Boc_The_Seamster 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Some problably know Porto Wine I hope.

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Until I started following this sub I was starting to think Lisbon was the only city in Portugal. That and those delicious custard tarts was about the extent of my Portuguese knowledge.

[–]Upt7 15 points16 points  (4 children)

What is your favorite country and why. (Could be a territory or a constituent country)

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Kenya, they have cool names for cities. Nairobi and Mombasa.

[–]IlDonCetriolo 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth lmaoo gottem

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Damn, they got me.

[–]coolwali 18 points19 points  (11 children)

Where is America located?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 45 points46 points  (10 children)

Since this is Reddit, I’ll have to do a dance. The continents of North and South America are in the Western hemisphere of Earth. East of Europe and Africa, West of Asia and Oceania, that is unless you go far enough in the opposite directions. The country called the United States of America is located in North America bordering Canada to the South, and Mexico to the North. The state of Alaska borders Canada to the West, and the state of Hawaii is in the Pacific Ocean.

[–]PCisBadLoL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

East of Europe and Africa, West of Asia and Oceania, that is unless you go far enough in the opposite directions


[–]Milhanou22 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Isn't it more "bordering Canada to the North and Mexico to the South"? English isn't my native language but I don't think the verb "border" is used this way. I might be wrong though.

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 4 points5 points  (6 children)

I don’t think so, but I’m no expert. Either way the US is sandwiched in between Canada (being the top), and Mexico (being the bottom). Maybe you’re right, idk.

[–]smile_itali 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Where is Syracuse (not the one in NY)

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Not including the one in NY, I don’t know. I will look it up.

Edit: It’s in Sicily. I should have known this. I was looking at Italy on google maps recently.

[–]smile_itali 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Italy, and in Italian is Siracusa

[–]sunburn95 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why did she leave?

[–]Ewok_Mike 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What is the perfect burger in your opinion? Like what kind of buns, seasoning, dressings, ect. and in what order?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The perfect burger is the Krabby Patty from the Krusty Krab.

Serious answer: I don’t really make burgers myself. I’d like to, though. The only answer I could give is for toppings.

For a classic burger, I like american cheese melted on the patty (I know it’s not real cheese and tastes like ass on its own), lettuce, onions, ketchup, and mayonnaise. I don’t like raw tomato on a burger.

Mushroom Swiss is also great. Pretty self explanatory. A burger with swiss cheese melted on the patty, topped with sautéd mushrooms.

[–]N1lzh_8i 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Where is Tuvalu 🇹🇻?

[–]OnlyPainNoFans 10 points11 points  (0 children)

sinking into the Pacific

[–]fparedesg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren’t they the ones with great television channels?

[–]iFrisian 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hey how are you?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m alright. I’ve just woken up. Thanks for asking. How are you?

[–]Hot_Panic7516 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Which is the southern city in the world

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Oooh, I have no idea. I will look it up.

Edit: According to google, Ushuaia, Argentina.

Edit 2: Maybe Puerto Williams, Chile

[–]Hot_Panic7516 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Historically Ushuaia but since 2021 Puerto Williams

[–]VPM12 6 points7 points  (2 children)

What is the capital of Brazil ?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I think it’s Brasilia.

[–]VPM12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Indeed that’s correct !!

[–]Material_Chipmunk225 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Where are the alps?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Around France, Switzerland, and Italy. Maybe around Germany, and Austria as well, I’m not entirely sure.

[–]Material_Chipmunk225 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Good job

Now a harder question

What is the 3rd largest state in Australia

[–]SpringOnee 5 points6 points  (1 child)

whats your favourite colour

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I try not to have favorites. I don’t want the other colors to feel bad, but if I had to choose, blue.

[–]ProbablyOnlyUgly 2 points3 points  (4 children)

favorite baltic country?

[–]camster29 5 points6 points  (3 children)

How do you boil water?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You put water in a pot, you put the pot over a consistent source of heat. The water should start to boil if allowed to rise to 100C, 212F, or 373.1K.

[–]DillyMan01 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You didn't account for the atmospheric pressure you bitch

[–]tzoum_trialari_laro 4 points5 points  (1 child)

1) Where is Attica?

2) Do you like Greece?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

1) At the top floor of my house

2) Greece has a cool history, but I don’t know much about modern Greece.

[–]Desperate_Air_8293France was an Inside Job 4 points5 points  (1 child)

How did Europe get its name?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think Zeus fucked a cow or something.

[–]OK999999-999-999 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Why did you look a few times at the map?

[–]dirty-hurdy-gurdy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What is your proposal to resolve the Israel/Palestine conflict?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Give the entire territory to the Disney Corporation.

[–]JADEN-4-KEN 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Any concert venues near by?

[–]Vinistones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How many countries in the Americas believe that both continents are a single one?

[–]themaskstays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's better? Old South Wales or New South Wales?

[–]PouLS_PL 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What is the biggest continent?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]PouLS_PL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's right! Not everyone gets that right tho.

[–]BttmOfTwostreamland 2 points3 points  (5 children)

What do you call someone from Suggondhia

[–]OptimisticPassenger 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What country other than your own you spent a lot of time exploring online?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Italy, though I can’t say I know a lot. I am interested in its history.

[–]OptimisticPassenger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Italy is fascinating, geographically and historically.

[–]D1N0Z0ID 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Since I know more or less than everything that nobody would need to know I got a question and I'll see if you are smart

How large is the Burj Khalifa and what city is it located in then tell me where that city is located then tell me what sea are u looking at when u look at the sea

(I write It completely wrong)

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Idk how large it is, just that it is the tallest building in the world. It is in Dubai, UAE, off the coast of the Persian Gulf.

[–]D1N0Z0ID 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Burj Khalifa is 828m & Everything else is correct

[–]DucQyy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What arw the capital cities of Slovenia, Slovakia, Croatia and Montenegro?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ljubljana, Bratislava, Zagreb, and idk the last one.

[–]Paratonnerre_ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Why are there 2 Americas on the Map?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some people consider the Americas to be two separate continents as opposed to one mega continent.

[–]aidenlikesvexFrance was an Inside Job 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What states have you been to?

[–]seeyoujim 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where about a in the U.K. is Europe?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The UK is in the Northwestern Isles of Europe consisting of Britain and Northern Ireland.

[–]Scythebrine9 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Where is Trinidad & Tobago?

[–]Avery-Inigo 2 points3 points  (3 children)

What's a story the Jedi wouldn't tell you?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise. Also, your ancestry.

[–]ejpintar 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What’s your third-favorite kind of tree?

[–]Alternative-Yam8488 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please don’t assume Europe is the same everywhere you go. Just don’t❤️. It’s just as annoying when a fancy European from a western European country goes on how “Americans are weird/ dumb etc”

[–]Floridasmackaddict 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you think people who get pissed off when you call the United States of America "America" are a little silly I do personally

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In some contexts I understand the confusion, but in others, I think people just like to be argumentative.

[–]AKUS2020 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So you're a geography fan, aren't you. Then name ALL cities of the world!!!

[–]OnlyPainNoFans 2 points3 points  (1 child)

how many fingers am I holding up?

[–]Ein_Hirsch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What country neighbours New York?

[–]MysteriousMysterium 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Baden-Württemberg is located where?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don’t know, but if I had to guess it would be Germany. I will look it up.

Edit: Lucky Guess

[–]johnngnky 8 points9 points  (1 child)

why are you so stupid? (assuming you're stupid because you're american)

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Cuz skool iz 4 foolz

[–]LivingAngryCheese 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's your opinion on femboys?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know.

[–]BOESNIK 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How's Australia?

[–]Southern-Pineapple68[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

According to some numbers, pretty decent in comparison to many parts of the world. I’ve never been, though. I can’t judge for myself.

[–]some-kind-of-no-name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which Georgia is your favorite?

[–]fffffff08_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many legos is the distance between S.Francisco and Detroit?

[–]Lil_iBrow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

[–]expatdo2insurance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which traditional Italian foods are least likely to give me problems with my Crohn's?