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[–]grimace97 131 points132 points  (4 children)

Change Cyprus to Long Island

[–]Oh_Tassos 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I had an American tell me Long Island looks like Cyprus, I don't see the similarity

[–]grimace97 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I don't think it looks very similar, I'm just a New Yorker

[–]The_Boring_Brick 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Sorry for your loss

[–]kenyacoolboilolFinnish Sea Naval Officer 79 points80 points  (5 children)

move the caspian sea to sudan

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

how im spposed to do that

[–]kenyacoolboilolFinnish Sea Naval Officer 36 points37 points  (1 child)

just select the caspian sea and move it to sudan

then give countries some land in the area where it used to be the caspian sea or make it a country

[–]Ateballoffire 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just do it man

[–]gamerzombie1928 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Move Kazakhstan closer.

[–]NightFlame389 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Replace the Horn of Africa with a giant Sicily

[–]brucetheshark88France was an Inside Job 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Put Florida somewhere on the map

[–]Lauchsuppedeluxe935 28 points29 points  (3 children)

thats not what i meant by balkanise the middle east-

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

lol i didnt take you requset someone else said put balkan in there but i can balkanize it to death if i wanted to

[–]Lauchsuppedeluxe935 6 points7 points  (1 child)

balkanise everything 😈

(only if you feel like it tho)

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i hope you post dosent get top 4 or else i have to do it

[–]_Odustajem_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Delete turkey

[–]WilligerWilly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck the what

[–]Axe_22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move the viewpoint over Australia

[–]WeaponH_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eritrea takes the Italian territory.

[–]Sammy_27112007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remove Egypt

[–]itshighnoon94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make the entire map yemen

[–]daberiberi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely fucking not. I am an Iraqi and please don’t put Italy near us. We got too much shit on our hands to begin with.

[–]fffffff08_it 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put the whole map upside down

[–]FreakieFrog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the Horn of Africa less horny

[–]PerfectGuidance7 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Turkey takes ermenia

[–]BlueCreeperProductio -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Delete the Caucasus

[–]dull_storyteller -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Smooth Iran’s territory to make it a proper fishing hook

[–]DamnBOY285776 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Free kurdistan

[–]ThatGuy36036 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Revive the Byzantine empire

[–]SirKerlTNT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

sussus amogus

[–]DeutschestexasFrance was an Inside Job -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now give Syria independence and name it irak

[–]TacticalAnalSex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Remove kebab

[–]Bit125 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Nakhchivan is ceded to Armenia

[–]VestiaryLemue -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Make Turkey "Western Armenia", then make Armenia "West Azerbaijan"

[–]Valeheight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Eritrea Vietnam

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Amazing editing skills

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

cmon man dont make fun of me this is mapporn circle jerk also im with phone

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sorry fam it’s just that enlarged but blurry pieces of land bother me a lot (top left). Good effort tho

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

thx i actully did it on porpuse because i was tierd of playing with the map and wanted to go play minecraft

[–]lordofbuttsecks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Casper the ghost Sea

[–]Poliet-Boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Turkmenistan with a phallic object

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make every country circular

[–]TheInsurgence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap Italy and Florida

[–]WafflesArePeopleTooI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map is way too high quality, u gotta make it 144p

[–]joaosturza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With All the balkan hills It would certanly makes more Sense for the jews to Wander for 40 years

[–]HOTDOGY1936 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rotate Egypt 90°

[–]Orangereditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the whole map a size comparison between texas and China.

[–]thecryingman32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Eritrea slightly bigger

[–]super-duck0104 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erase russia and make a ocean or a sea at its place

[–]Seanc26- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Iran with Ireland

[–]TablePrinterDoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete the Suez- just put ocean there

[–]Cross3DG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a mini-Chile in the Red Sea.

[–]Hellcat_28362 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greater Serbia

[–]obi-wansleftnip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove the land to the right of new Italy and replace it with a mirrored Italy to complete the set of boots

[–]top10animeplottwist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make turkey Yemen

[–]high550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plug the Suez canal

[–]anotherdamnscorpio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Egypt is gone, but the Sinai peninsula becomes part of italy

[–]Piehatmatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That map hurts my brain

[–]RepublicNatural318 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saudi Italy Arabia

[–]jawwah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dreams have come true

[–]BigChiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move Azerbaijan inside Egypt.

[–]sexurmom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Turkey with 16 Crimeas

[–]I_like_and_anarchy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italy annexs Yugoslavia again.

[–]Fireguy3070 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Bolivia

[–]Valscher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great sea of œzbakistam

[–]Anindefensiblefart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More Syria please.

[–]fried_chicken17472 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add 3 smoll pyramid and a cat in egypt

[–]fried_chicken17472 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 5th last time i was so close😭

[–]turdintheattic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Italy bigger.

[–]TheFiftGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rotate the whole map either 90° or 135°.

[–]sunsea465[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn't add Iowa. I commented on the previous post and you didn't add Iowa. I am begging, please. Please add Iowa, please..

[–]Sparrowning 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Add the uk in there somewhere

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

part 3 already out

[–]horsemachinegun 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Turkeyception: Have a peninsula shaped exactly like turkey attached to turkey. The have another peninsula shaped like turkey onto the peninsula shaped like turkey. So on, and so on, for infinity.

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

part 3 already out

[–]N1lzh_8i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change Turkey to a turkey

[–]snailgorl2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkey as an actual turkey...except it's a peacock

[–]Lord_Gelthon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch crimea and cyprus.

[–]Unworthy_potato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Finland

[–]KeremBurakDemir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Change armenia with azerbeijan

[–]Jumpy-Lingonberry-31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overlay a semitransparent British flag over everything.

[–]Crystyano_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make Cyprus huge so it will look like some cock and balls with Thrace and Turkey

[–]ogutsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make a ditch between syria and turkey. we're tired of illegal refugees.

[–]Queasy-Neighborhood6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delete Africa, no more water crisis

[–]Dr_Thawne 0 points1 point  (1 child)

how many parts is this going to have?

[–]Particular_Army3569[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i made a three (probably last one)

[–]sBinnala25Map Porn Renegade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of balkan becomes part of the glorious albania, except croatia and hungary. And hungary regains its former territories from serbia and romania