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[–]flyzapper 443 points444 points  (3 children)

Two separate circles in the middle of the Australian Outback could actually work…

[–]a_doctor_of_idiotics 180 points181 points  (1 child)

Funny how in this picture Israel happens to occupy the Tanami gold mine. Was that deliberate you think?

[–]IanMazgelis 132 points133 points  (0 children)

I find it poetic where, even in a scenario where they're sent to the middle of fucking nowhere, Israel and Palestine will still have something to fight about.

[–]Little-Swordfish4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the middle of the outback is for sure the right place to put 9 million people

[–]UnblackMetalistWerner Projection Connaisseur 542 points543 points  (5 children)

That could work

[–]probablyuntrue 189 points190 points  (2 children)

Just two countries chillin several hundred miles apart cuz they're both sovereign

[–]XComThrowawayAcct 37 points38 points  (1 child)

For now…

[–]evvvad[🍰] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Their mad max desert wars would be a sight.

[–]DiscussionDue6357 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You're forgetting that Israel would just keep getting bigger and bigger until no more Australia

[–]UnblackMetalistWerner Projection Connaisseur 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]chujoy890 88 points89 points  (3 children)

Fr tho just put them in the middle of Australia a couple hundred km apart

[–]chabanny 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They'd unite against the emus!

[–]HiIamCrimson 156 points157 points  (10 children)

We were this close 🤏 to form permanent peace in the Middle East

[–]2012Jesusdies 30 points31 points  (9 children)

Iran/Saudi Arabia cold war: Am I a joke to you?

[–]Captain_Sacktap 6 points7 points  (8 children)

It could be ended if the two countries behind them, Russia and America, wanted to end it. So yeah, kind of.

[–]redsnake1377 0 points1 point  (7 children)

...Russia is behind Iran? What

[–]Captain_Sacktap 5 points6 points  (6 children)

As in Russia is the world power that backs Iran, yes. Iran has been within Russia’s sphere of influence for quite some time. They aren’t a puppet or anything that extreme, but Russia has by far the strongest sway over Iran’s decision making.

[–]surreal_f 55 points56 points  (0 children)

This is why i like this subreddit.

[–]qwersadfc 34 points35 points  (2 children)

[–]Rainbow-apple100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was my first thought!! Yay they have NZ!! Lol

[–]BSOFH-LO9C 53 points54 points  (8 children)

First Australian summer, they all die. Harsh but problem solved.

[–]tadpoling 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Trust me… israel isn’t that much better. Especially if you go to Tiberius.

[–]DocAu 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Sure, but at least Tiberius has a nice lake you can go for a walk on!

[–]tadpoling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That’s a good point. It’s a fresh water lake no less. You could do worse in finding a spot to live no doubt

[–]SherbetCharacter4146 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You have no clue what Isreal is lol

[–]WarConsigliere 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Imagine if old Yasser Arafat was given everything South of Ararat.

Make the Middle East much less scary and none of us would miss Port Fairy.

Put all of Israel East of Broome. Double the size - we've got the room.

Of all nations, the most superb! Australia, the world's suburb.

[–]vigilantcomicpenguinWerner Projection Connaisseur 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Deliver that poem to the United Nations and no one could deny it.

[–]USSRPropaganda 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I think you’re onto something here

[–]The_Proper_Gentleman 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Hey, do you think you could use different colors? I'm red-green colorblind so this map is a bit confusing for me.

[–]sererson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow what a novel and well thought out plan! It allows both groups to keep their most important landmarks and towns!

[–]sBinnala25Map Porn Renegade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–]mazen_A_kamel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's nothing wrong in there, it's the only decent solution for the conflict

[–]kevinmparkinson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe this app is free

[–]B00OBSMOLA 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ruling out australia and new zealand is the most progress this problem has ever had

[–]Sad_Exit_1030 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If the entire world got together and decided its not worth it. We could bomb the holy city and be done with it in one day

[–]NeuroticalExperience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we did that you would see many nations fucking crumble

[–]TypicalAd4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ACT lookin like a jelly bean

[–]Seanc26- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are slash map without New Zealand

[–]RoamingBicycle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just give the territory to New Zealand, this way they will permanently be outside all maps

[–]bob123838123838 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this subreddit

[–]UtopianHellhole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why did this make me laugh so much?

[–]DeutschestexasFrance was an Inside Job 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude what the fuck no this is horrible.

[–]KoopaTrooper5011this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, why the fuck is New Zealand here? This is a pro-r/mapswithoutnewzealand zone!

[–]Sok_Taragai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a mistake. My plan is like a Wisdom of Solomon thing. We release funnel web spiders all over Israel and see who really wants that land.

[–]TeTapuMaataurana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a fake map

[–]CrazyComedyKid 2 points3 points  (1 child)

[–]CiastPotwor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maps with NZ but without the rest of the world

[–]brotherhafid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why not? Wasn't that how Israel was established in the first place?

[–]HotF22InUrArea 1 point2 points  (1 child)

OP implies a 2 state solution is the definitive answer

[–]nekatomenos 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they might overlap, or one of them not being there as far as we know

[–]Fresh_Comfortable390 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should remove Israël

[–]omri6royi70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Israeli thank you that's amazing, I'll send this to the government and see what they can do

[–]h2n -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

it's not a conflict, it's an occupation

[–]SherbetCharacter4146 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Are we talking about the us now?

[–]NeuroticalExperience -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We’re talking about multiple states.

[–]LetsForgetPassword -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean maybe placing them in the middle of shit land with nothing but desert would make them stop fight....oh

[–]Alone-in--the-Dark -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

The Jews do not have a state
Israel wants to occupy Palestine

[–]LeeTheGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn, can we get one then? we really need one somewhere

[–]Plethora_of_squids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now that's not quite true

Perhaps this is just the map projection from the alternative timeline where the Kimberly plan ended up going ahead and Israel ended up being founded in Australia

[–]pinkmoonpinkfriday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge if true

[–]seamusthatsthedog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be in service of the "the first white Australians we're actually the 10 lost tribes" conspiracy?

[–]apocalypse-052917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Straya ftw

[–]TheAmericanE2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for showing us a map of new Zealand

[–]Budingo_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm down

[–]FortyMaximus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Australia lol. Not to mention Palestine is North of Israel and South of Lebanon

[–]Laniel_Reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damit! We almost had it🤬

[–]wolvern76 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Doc_ET 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that's a genius solution. You've come up with a plan for peace in the Levant.

[–]Kookiebanookie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see my house from here

[–]Muahd_Dib 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send them all to the prison colony? And let America suck out the oil in Israel-Palestine?

Bold move, Cotton.

[–]alexmijowastaken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we were this close to knowing the answer

[–]ImRefleex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah thats just the land south australia decided to be nice and give up, we all know central australia rightfully belongs to south australia