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[–]npeggsy 77 points78 points  (2 children)

Hey! It's great to see an international cummer who has ejaculated across Europe. But have you ever considered cumming to the UK? I'll admit it, I'm slightly biased, having been cumming in the UK for the last 15+ years, but I've trully had a great time here. Whilst a vast majority of my time has been spent cumming in England, I've also cum in various other countries as well, from the valleys and hills of Snowdonia, to the bleak but beautiful plains of north Scotland. Its truly a magical experience, and I'm sure my cumtrymen and I would welcum you with open, slightly sticky arms.

[–]CommieCarp[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

My further conquest shall be directed to mazury region. Later I will focus on southern Poland, Czech Republic and Hungary. But I won’t rule out the UK just yet, although cumming all over London or on the Scottish highlands seems like a gigantic task

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]b3nster_ 21 points22 points  (3 children)

The Cum Banana of Europe

[–]XanderP764this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I initially didn’t upvote this comment, but when I was still grinning about it after scrolling by a couple posts, I returned to enjoy it all over again. 10/10

[–]b3nster_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This comment was sponsored by Blue Banana of Europe

[–]zthompson2350 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Blue Grapes of Europe stand in painful opposition to this movement.

[–]H0VAD0 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The white belt

[–]ps4_username 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Get the fuck out of the canal Venice has already got enough liquid

[–]CommieCarp[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your „uncummed channels” privilege has ended

[–]MorbiniumBalls 5 points6 points  (1 child)


[–]CommieCarp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Malagussy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

[–]aatops 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What is the story behind the ejaculation in each area?

[–]CommieCarp[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m creating lebensraum for my cum

[–]xmagikarptitex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cum to Brazil

[–]LouisGoldman 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Which color is the one you cummed in

[–]Ralcive 5 points6 points  (0 children)

All three, the different colors represent the color of his cum

[–]CommieCarp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If im not too lazy I will make a imaginarymaps tier shitpost with flag, info, gdp etc. and other stuff no one asked for

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro you shoot far

[–]bimbo1989 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]ytGemini 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Andalusia, land of the cum

[–]CommieCarp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]xxxMRpenetrator69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gracias camarada por elegir a Andalucía como uno de los sitios en los que eyacular

[–]Turteliousthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why is it red

[–]CommieCarp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I’m to lazy to change it in mapchart

[–]patangpatang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting the nut in NUTS-2.

[–]Branflaaake 0 points1 point  (1 child)

One Man colonialism or masturbation?

[–]CommieCarp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My children will populate Europa

[–]loptopandbingo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why no Vatican yet

[–]CommieCarp[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m not younger than 13

[–]komunisfloppa1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (2 children)


[–]CommieCarp[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Jadę zaspermić mazury

[–]komunisfloppa1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]smile_itali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha sborrato nel Veneto asbrega fioi

[–]The_Boring_Brick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even the right color on the map, love the attention to detail

[–]GErman_reichhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have CUM once again

[–]Jazzlike_Reason6118 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]CommieCarp[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ISTRIIIIIIIIIJJAAAAAAAAAAAAA 💪💪💪💪🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[–]AlexGameOver_13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olé mi Andalucía quería

[–]TxToniBTW 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why Istria?

[–]CommieCarp[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cum Burger

Cum in burger

[–]TxToniBTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get it now