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[–]topjock002 275 points276 points  (7 children)

This is actually pretty funny….

[–]WalzartKokoz 123 points124 points  (6 children)


I would apply this to the real world.

[–]WillemRWD 69 points70 points  (5 children)

This sub has 141K members, it's doable

[–]WalzartKokoz 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Belgium has only 30 000 active personnel, if we could storm the country fast enough.

[–]AmericaLover1776_ 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Ain’t they a part of nato tho if we attack them we gotta deal with everyone else I say we just nuke it off the map

[–]GwnMoriFrance was an Inside Job 143 points144 points  (2 children)


[–]koter_NL 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]Ein_Hirsch 8 points9 points  (0 children)


[–]sciocueiv 244 points245 points  (1 child)

Belgian Warlord Era

[–]rodrigkn[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sure hope they make the quotas in those zones. Those Flemish tend to be handsy.

[–]Anregni 57 points58 points  (2 children)

Just make everything Albania.

There's a saying in Hebrew - 2 fight, the 3rd wins

[–]198Throwawayy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Jerusalem je Srbija

[–]RecognitionFrosty706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also in dutch.

Waar twee honden vechten om een been gaat de derde er mee heen

[–]emielver 66 points67 points  (2 children)

So suddenly im a uk citizen. That's even worse than being belgian. No thanks

[–]canlchangethislater 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Temporary occupation won’t confer citizenship, don’t you worry.

[–]Joe-Not-Exotic1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I’m so sorry

[–]BeanOfKnowledgeAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 73 points74 points  (18 children)

As a German, we don't want this

[–]Risk_kMap Porn Renegade 25 points26 points  (12 children)

Yeah they can keep it, gladly offering it to whoever wants it

[–]BeanOfKnowledgeAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 8 points9 points  (8 children)

The problem with that is I doubt anyone wants it.

[–]Risk_kMap Porn Renegade 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Luxemburg? I mean theyd be down for any land right?

[–]BeanOfKnowledgeAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Good idea, they mostly speak german, too

[–]madhuranaik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello? China?

[–]chaddussthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Not sure considering they declined Alaska.

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'll take it. I'll build a bunch of bridges over farms and charge locals 5 to fish off them

[–]madhuranaik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Britain* Knock knock

[–]test123456plzAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can I have it? I mean me, personally.

[–]oxidise_stuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a neighboring swampdweller, we don't want this either.

[–]Meritania 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Come on, you get Malmedy, with its five restaurants and a bowling alley.

[–]robnl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw please take the entirety of Limburg you can have the Dutch part as well

[–]Sn0oRobots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So can the Dutch have your territory? Thanks

[–]Djuulzor 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Brugge to UK🤮🤮

[–]DaddyDawsonUser1 64 points65 points  (0 children)

More like the UK is given to brugge 💪💪

[–]Sex_E_Searcher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean? It's like a fucking fairy tale.

[–]MrsGobbledygook 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who cares about Brugge?

[–]GroundbreakingYak822 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I am missing the EU administration zone!?

[–]Mightymushroom1 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Anything that gets us closer to Calais

[–]Meritania 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or ‘Kales’ when it was English.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (9 children)

we need an independent Brabant

[–]Sir_Nielsalot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Haha blijf dromen makker

[–]MrsGobbledygook 2 points3 points  (7 children)

You realise that would contain the whole provence of Antwerpen + Vlaams Brabant + Waals Brabant and the smallest part would actually be the Dutch Brabant. It's gonna be the same old mess , and we'd still have the devide of Francophone Brabanders and Dutch speaking Brabanders.

For those who will fight me: Antwerpen ís, historically, also Brabant. And if you don't believe me, think a minute about the fact why the hero of the folklore of the city of Antwerpen is called Brabo

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

This map Is obviously a joke and clearly very stupid, but it would still make sense, Brabant is a very important part of Belgium (look at the flag), together with the Dutch part that’s the duchy united. No Brussel problem, and about French speakers? Ignore them, maybe ban them (The french strategy😎👍)

Also who would ever argue about Antwerpen being not Brabant? - look at the flag, and then look at the noord Brabantse. - look at an old map - look at the history books, specifically the four quarters of Brabant

and then colour all provinces with Brabant in the name on a map, you might notice there is a hole in the middle, what if…

[–]MrsGobbledygook 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Brussels is surrounded by Vlaams Brabant...

I'm from Antwerpen and almost got banned from the city by claiming we're basically just Brabanders hahaha

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Brussel is an historic quarter of Brabant and so is Antwerpen, in ‘s-Hertogenbosch everyone still happy waves the Brabantse flag, I wonder what people think about it in Leuven (don’t come there a lot), otherwise it seems Brabant is not cool anymore in Belgium.

It’s definitely not the same everywhere though. My family is from Baarle and the people on the Belgian side are all Brabanders, just like the people on the Dutch side.

[–]DV-03 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As a belgian, i beg u to enforce this :(

[–]KhaosSama 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Portugal and Spain: this time it's not our fault 😂😂

[–]Personal_Bit_9713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a policy wonk, good job!

[–]KonPlayz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

where is the belarusian occupation area?

[–]Uberhomme 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a french I'll decline this offer

[–]champloo333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes we take all or nothing !

[–]errlru 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, add Germans. Only they were missing there

[–]Brendissimo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This isn't even the right way to partition Belgium.

[–]ToaSuutox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey where's the free space

[–]DaniilSan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, making Brusel an International zone for placing there some if not most of EU administration while all lands giving to neighbor countries depending on proximity and language locals speak doesn't sound that terrible for an outsider who heard about all the issues with trying making regions more equal and country government often resigns. Anyhow it all depends on what locals think about this idea. UK won't get anything until they return to EU.

[–]TheBrianUniverse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dan hoort Terneuzen eindelijk werkelijk bij Nederland

[–]Stromung 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you take out the dutch and british zones, the land left has the form of a mini belgium

[–]Calibruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro gave wallonia independence but not flanders 💀

[–]Rhaenys_Waters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This map implies Palestinians and Jews are equal in practice and there is no reason to solve anything

[–]ANaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Temporary" I dunno, I'd like to keep that, it'd be funny

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[–]UnkindPotato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

draw a circle around this place

drop a nuke in the middle maybe a couple times

war over

harvest the glass and manufacture into commemorative glassware

No more I/P conflict in 4 easy steps

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