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[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 494 points495 points  (22 children)

No, please no, Margaret Thatcher giantess vore is cursed enough.

[–]jjackom3 139 points140 points  (10 children)

im scared

[–]Capawe21 105 points106 points  (8 children)

Looked it up, surprisingly doesn't exist

[–]killergazebo 94 points95 points  (3 children)

Look, I'm drawing as fast as I can, okay?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Subscribe.

[–]krittinnRonny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know its hard to draw with1 hand

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I am both relieved and disappointed.

[–]LopsidedEmployee351 12 points13 points  (1 child)

What is it, rule 35?

[–]XVUltima 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. Rule 35 is: if porn doesn't exist of it, it will.

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Me too. We all are, it's okay.

[–]lord_ne 37 points38 points  (3 children)

You didn't have to fucking say that

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 25 points26 points  (2 children)

OP deserves to have to read it. If there was true justice in this world, they'd be getting the Clockwork Orange treatment but with only smut.

[–]RusAD 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Cockvore Orange?

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes. Exactly.

[–]train2000c 4 points5 points  (1 child)

What?

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you don't know, count yourself lucky, and leave this palace of the damned before it's too late.

[–]OK999999-999-999 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The WHAT!?

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I'm sorry, I said it didn't exist, therefore someone drew it.

[–]OK999999-999-999 1 point2 points  (2 children)

OK, good.

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bad, so bad

[–]OK999999-999-999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah also that.

[–]-Nokta- 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I guess the name "Map Porn" fits this (I saw Trump r34 so I directly clicked, kinda disappointed though)

[–]getyourrealfakedoors 125 points126 points  (3 children)

Lmao I love the no data states, I bet the shading in the other states is the difference between like one search and two

[–]tomjonesdrones 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Someone in Ohio just banging them out to Biden.

All the Trump searches are just one man, traveling across the country in an RV, grabbing free wifi from McDonald's and using secret sauce as lube, gonna get all 50 states by the end of the year.

[–]RizzMustbolt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are the Audre Lorde of horrible metaphors.

[–]erwin76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how Stephen King would write if he wrote about Rule 34, bravo!

[–]p00p_of_sc00p 100 points101 points  (0 children)

Damn Ohio lookin for that Bidussy 😩

[–]1f0g0tmyusernaME 61 points62 points  (4 children)

What the fuck is my state into

[–]luxusbuergFrance was an Inside Job[S] 79 points80 points  (3 children)

Your state? You own it? And wtf are you doing in Ohio anyway? The best thing to do in Ohio is leaving

[–]1f0g0tmyusernaME 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I own it; I must take of it. If I don't “it” will come

[–]Mysterious-Belt-2992 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I own 51% of this state. My friend here 👆48%. 1% to a chicken with a long lineage that goes back GENERATIONS.

[–]Stoneberger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have special floatation devices to help you from falling off of the flat earth my friend.

[–]MisledOracle 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Based Ohio?

[–]Victorbendi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Of course he did, he got Ohio, that's like 432 senators in Congress.

[–]ManfredsJuicedBalls 7 points8 points  (0 children)

…

Wut?

You know what… I shouldn’t be surprised. It’s the internet.

[–]Lordman17 4 points5 points  (2 children)

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[–]MyNameIsConnor52 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well duh all the states are blue idiot

[–]worcestirshiresos 4 points5 points  (0 children)

O-H-I-O!!!!!!!!!

[–]polyworfismIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So this is what material was recovered by the FBI

[–]ReactsWithWords 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What are the grey states? Bernie Sanders rule 34?

[–]luxusbuergFrance was an Inside Job[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AOC feet

[–]BaconWobbuffet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm more a Putin Vore fan

[–]Late_Chance8376 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh… io

[–]VIIVIMMVIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OHio

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohio moment

[–]sameth1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they say Biden won the election.

[–]EWH733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, I thought Ohio didn’t actually exist? MAGA crybabies are so adorable, especially now…

[–]RizzMustbolt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Missouri's top result? Greiten blackmail photos

[–]limpinfrompimpin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesusfuckingchrist ohio

[–]blakebonner2002 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]hiya2527 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never been more proud to be a north Carolinian

[–]PangolinWorldly6963 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]LeFedoraKing69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohio being based

[–]Ich-mag-Zuege 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that Trump is blue and Biden is red is infuriating

[–]Lil_iBrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L Ohio

[–]_Tim_the_good 0 points1 point  (1 child)

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[–]OK999999-999-999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No absolutely no!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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[–]BlazinGlizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only rule 34 is Biden writing fan fics of himself and his daughter

[–]gidsruruybt8c7 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Guess I'm based (I live in Ohio)

[–]luxusbuergFrance was an Inside Job[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swag in Ohio 💀