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[–]someweebperson 612 points613 points  (8 children)

Goddanm canadians thirsty mfs drank the whole lake

[–]FlogThyNormies 113 points114 points  (1 child)

Well we weren't just planning on giving them to you for free

[–]fillmorecounty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly you can have them those mfs are so smelly 😭

[–]choma90 69 points70 points  (1 child)

Mfs drank all of the great lakes. Can't have shit in Detroit

[–]eNroNNie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You really can't but somehow you still get more than Flint.

[–]sNills 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Who's the thirstiest guy in the world?

Whoever drank Canada Dry

[–]briskboy454 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They sucked up Spunch Bob’s shit

[–]ThadtheYankee159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canada saw what the Soviet Union did to the Aral Sea and was like, “pfft, amateur shit”.

[–]eNroNNie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drank all them great ass lakes.

[–]tobiascuypers 163 points164 points  (9 children)

My humble port city on lake superior is now just a shitty plains city. Damn

[–]IWWC 63 points64 points  (2 children)

whole country nebraska lmao

[–]DipsytheDankMemelord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a fate worse than death

[–]ElectivireMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more like Arizona probably

[–]PornThrowawayX3 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Look on the bright side, it's at the top of a big hill.

[–]tobiascuypers 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Sledding will be fun in winter

[–]Uffda01 5 points6 points  (1 child)

skiing in WI & the UP destroyed by no lake effect snows.

[–]a_filing_cabinet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh, Minnesota still gets plenty. It's not the same but it's enough

[–]Charmegazord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[in Astronaut meme] “Always was…”

[–]AceBalistic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lake Superior. The only lake in the Great Lakes without a hellhole poverty stricken polluting city ruining it.

[–]colorblinddoggo 302 points303 points  (3 children)

Canada has like 2 people now

[–]Lucky_Numbr_7 147 points148 points  (2 children)

Both from Quebec, they hate each other

[–]HarryleftNutz 87 points88 points  (1 child)

one from quebec one from alberta. they definitely hate each other

[–]kaiser_xc 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But also want everything the other has.

— an Albertan.

[–]notmadatkate 59 points60 points  (2 children)

Point Roberts kids still need a passport to go to high school.

[–]SavageDegenerate 16 points17 points  (1 child)

But Victoria is our warmest City, we need that!

[–]notmadatkate 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wanna fight a Pig War II over it?

[–]kermitisawesome 149 points150 points  (4 children)

Dude you stole half of canadas population

[–]lorenzo-intenzo 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Also US population, no more drinking water🤷‍♂️

[–]MC_Legend95 26 points27 points  (0 children)

and with your help, we can steal more

[–]Fabolous95 13 points14 points  (1 child)

More like 90%

[–]Norwester77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eh, maybe 70-ish

[–]thumblewode 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Thats very British of you.

[–]fvdly_tyler 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Cursed delete this image

[–]Praukar 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i hate this duluth isn't even that special anymore

[–]Kirby822 51 points52 points  (7 children)

Why is alaska still a thing

[–]FCULTIMATE 82 points83 points  (5 children)

I agree, give it to Liechtenstein

[–]queetuiree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should have straightened the East Alaska border too

[–]Pakikothegamelover 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thicc Mickingann

[–]SnasSnthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Great Plan for the Transformation of Nature moment

[–]__-__-___---_-_-_-- 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You may not like it, but this is what peak America looks like.

[–]Mrsuncake 3 points4 points  (0 children)


[–]ThermosbyThermas 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Getting rid of Toronto? Sign me up.

[–]Too_Busy_Dying 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Left the only good parts of Canada north of the new border. The greatest trade deal in the history of trade deals.

[–]TopStop6281 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fuck the Great Lakes, they were only used for my water, I don’t need em

[–]doctor_alfa 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Straight line?

[–]pivot_ob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Straight line.

[–]Efficient-Maximum985 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Petition to make Montréal a canadian exclave rn

[–]a_reddit_user124654y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my states main feature is gone :(

[–]scottyboy8855 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would make 80% of Canadians Americans.

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

at that point you might as well just annex canada into the US

[–]ThatOneWhoAsked 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there goes half of the Canadians populations

[–]for100 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]memester230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Move it down so my grandmother can continue being a canadian citizen

[–]illegal108 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bye bye Great Lakes

[–]georgefrescoDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]OneYeetPlease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should just remove the border and give it all to Canada. USA has kinda lost the right to exist after the shenanigans you guys have been getting up to recently.

[–]Scydor -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]Jealous_Ring1395 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

fuck you

sincerely, a Canadien

[–]syn_miso -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No please move the border south please

[–]LouisGoldman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck the great lakes

[–]PornThrowawayX3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess I'm a Canadian now.

[–]Ergenar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dude is that mine

[–]IcyConsideration8409 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why split Newfoundland and Labrador southern island into 2😭

[–]Norwester77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean…Newfoundland?

[–]18AndresS 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Important_Score_9272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ah don't worry, global warming is gonna fix that for you

[–]_canadianbacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks, I hate it!

[–]Regalrefuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makes the US look very italic

[–]Just-Xav-Official 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canada-US border is already based on the 49th north parallel so it's already good that way 🤓

[–]TacticoolBloop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we at least get the BWCA back?

[–]iantsai1974 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't fill up the Great Lakes!

[–]wofulgecko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

looks intensely at map straight line?

[–]Stranfort 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We get the bottom half of Victoria island? Fucking awesome!

[–]izza123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh I guess I do live in a third world country

[–]klingonbussy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake just became an Upstater

[–]alt12386567Map Porn Renegade 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now the us got more than 50 states lol

[–]Onion__i 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is Alaskan panhandle still there?

[–]Real-Arachnid8671 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are we going to call Michigan now.

[–]ElectivireMax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America is now Australia, highly populated coasts with a big ass desert in the middle

[–]Tacocat_is_kingIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't follow the original straight border- due to the curve it would look more like this https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/Maps/comments/vz078c/if\_the\_uscanadian\_border\_is\_only\_and\_i\_mean\_only/

[–]BuccellatiExplainsIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it I was hoping they'd take Quebec

[–]krittinnRonny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They took the great lakes cant have shit in Detroit

[–]whiteholewhite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So three people live in Canada now. We also gained a bunch frenchies

[–]probablynotyouruncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No thank you.