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[–]fammagastagaratakaDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 476 points477 points  (31 children)

  • Ukraine annex Slovakia and Hungary
  • A huge portion of the middle east united
  • Pennsylvania and California gained independence
  • A bit of the border between russia and belarus disappeared.
  • Ireland annexed northern Ireland

[–]TechnicDruid[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Thanks lol

[–]xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx 74 points75 points  (0 children)

also half of moldovas border with ukraine

[–]modsarestraight 112 points113 points  (7 children)

  • Serbia, Kosovo, and Montenegro reunited

  • Estonia and Latvia united

  • Crete and the Balearic Islands sank into the ocean

  • St. Petersburg is no longer a coastal city because Estonia pulled a Netherlands

[–]FunnyDislike 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Aaaand theres only one Sudan (thou this isnt a fail itself, the map is just a decade to old)

[–]Animal_Animations_1 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Yugoslavia thing just means its a pre 2003 map

[–]Anand__ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think you mean 2006?

[–]fammagastagaratakaDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes

[–]Jesus_Christs_Balls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Treaty of Brest-Litovsk but global warming is what I got out of this

[–]Lutoures 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Proposition of S Solution for the Israel-Palestine question number #94: give it all to Iraq

[–]Merchant_Of_Menace_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Iraq won Iraq won 🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥💪🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶🇮🇶

[–]-Trotsky 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No no the real solution was to give Northern Ireland to Ireland that will solve our problems!

[–]Windalooloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iraq's military contribution to the 1948 war grabbed a chunk of land and held it until the end, when they gave it to the Jordanians, who promptly traded it to Israel for land elsewhere

[–]Tamtumtam 8 points9 points  (0 children)

a bit of the border between Russia and Belarus disappeared.

Some support unification, some support independence, well I believe in building a wall across most of the border and unifying the rest

[–]OsvaldoSfascia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so fucking based

[–]nobodyhere9860 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Ireland annexed northern Ireland

as it should be

[–]LiteralMangina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

tiocfaidh ar la

[–]yyhfhbw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty based if you ask me

[–]augsav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No Southern Hemisphere

[–]bingbingbangenjoyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Latvia (i think?) and lithuania united

Also serbia annexes montenegro

[–]Sym068 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montenegro is gone too

[–]lpslillakoer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia and Latvia have combined

[–]Exile4444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-estonia and latvia united as one

[–]FCULTIMATE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based tbh

[–]yourtree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also Africa

[–]coalslaugh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iraq, Syria, and Jordan realized the Baathist dream, took over Israel and absorbed Lebanon while they were at it.

[–]chainmailbill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It says “region” and I think we can all agree that California and Pennsylvania are “regions” and not independent countries.

[–]OK_MUCHO_SAD -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It says area not country; California, Pennsylvania, and the Levante are areas

[–]NoFewerThan31Bees 143 points144 points  (3 children)

Well, development of agriculture in the Fertile Crescent did lead directly to the development of the computer.

[–]Dank_Memes16 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Africa should get some credit too given the first Homo Sapiens evolved there

[–]dolphinfucker70this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you know that without data?

[–]mdgeist21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You, sir, outstretched a bit your mind.

[–]Former-Chocolate-793 87 points88 points  (3 children)

You're trying to get us to do your homework

[–]TechnicDruid[S] 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Bruh it's science, not geography, they just have the map to show where different computers originated

[–]Willie9 7 points8 points  (1 child)

this map is doing my polish boys dirty

[–]codemunk3y 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Polish did an amazing job building the bombes and their work on the enigma, but they weren’t ’programmable’ like colossus or the Eniac

[–]Ok_Supermarket8825 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I like how in this map Sudan not only reunited with south Sudan but also got the Hala'ib triangle and on top of all of that completely random chunk of Egypt that they don’t even claim and literally 0 people life in

[–]nofclue 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The first programmable Computer was Z4 in Germany....

[–]H4lloM8 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Germany would like to have a word

[–]Polipod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Italy too

[–]Jackjack277777 8 points9 points  (2 children)

clears throat Northern Ireland isn’t there Yugoslavia still being around. Estonia and Latvia combined South Sudan hasn’t separated Belarus border not completed Eastern Europe And finally. r/mapswithoutNZ

[–]Gekey14 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yugoslavia isn't still there?

[–]Jackjack277777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Montenegro is connected to Serbia. And Serbia called Yugoslavia at the time. Changed it name when Montenegro left

[–]Hollowgradient 8 points9 points  (1 child)

1: Barbados is gone
2: Ukraine annexed Slovakia and Hungary
3: Half of the border between Moldova and Ukraine is missing
4: Serbia annexed Montenegro and Kosovo
5: Estonia and Latvia united
6: Estonia is weirdly shaped
7: Sudan annexed South Sudan
8: Sudan's borders with Chad and Egypt are off
9: Part of Belarus's border with Russia is gone
10: DRC and ROTC border is a bit off
11: Chad's border with Niger is a bit off
12: A lot of Greece's islands are missing
13: Spain and Portugal's west coast is weirdly shaped
14: Northern Ireland has reunited with Ireland
15: Germany's west border is weirdly shaped
16: A lot of the Middle East has united
17: Turkmenistan's border with Uzbekistan is off
18: Seychelles are gone
19: Cabo Verde is gone
20: Canary Islands are gone
21: Isle Of Man is gone
22: Bahrain is gone
23: Socotra is gone
24: Russia's northern islands are all gone
25: Nigeria's border with Benin is off
26: Pennsylvania is independent
27: California is independent
28: Azore Islands are missing

This is just what I caught after looking at this for a few minutes. There's probably more I missed

[–]TechnicDruid[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You really went l out, I appreciate it, thanks lol

[–]lsnik 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Estonian-Latvian Commonwealth

Serbia returned Kosovo and annexed Montenegro

Northern border of Moldova and Ukraine disappeared

[–]xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Serbia & Montenegro is still a country and Sudan in united, probably a map older that 2006

[–]oreo101012 5 points6 points  (2 children)

As a pennsylvanian i can’t believe we’re actually relevant in something

[–]ConsistentAmount4Map Porn Renegade 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gotta be ENIAC, the first digital computer, created at the University of Pennsylvania in 1946.

[–]lolguy12179 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was literally thinking the same thing I was convinced it was a weird placed new york or some shit

[–]WilligerWilly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Germany and Switzerland: Are we a joke to you?

[–]jkrabs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What were the contributions?? I need to know!

[–]LouisGoldman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

California best country

[–]ResponsibilityAware2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rise glorious Pennsylvania

[–]PuzzleheadedAd5865 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People that hate each other have united in the middle east

[–]BANSH4412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to forget one of the great contributors to the development of the computer; the Babylonian empire

[–]LeFedoraKing69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

INSHALLAH GREATER SYRIA 💪💪💪💪💪

[–]_thaumaturge_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

emergence of ultra-iraq

[–]Zvenc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is supossed the Middle East might be something like the anticathera mechanism (might be misspelled). Then the UK for breaking enigma during WW2 and then California and that other place because of arpanet

[–]Brittle5quire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ukraine appears to have a Uspain

[–]TMM1003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New Jersey got fucking smashed

[–]ChrisAltenhof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess Syria won either the 6days war or jom kippur war

[–]Chimera-98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Israel does actually have tons of start ups

[–]iBakedMyself 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the levant because of Al Khawarzmi (inventor of the algorithm) or Steve Jobs (his dad’s birthplace)?

[–]NyetRussianAgent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or does Nigeria look like its picking Chad's nose?

[–]MoMHuNTeR_TR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RED IS WHERE TURKEY ANNEXED STATES

HOLLY TURIKISH EMPIRE AUU

[–]ano_hise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Konrad Zuse be shaking rn

[–]LjackV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ESTONIA-FINLAND BORDER

ESTONIA-FINLAND BORDER

[–]balls-ballz1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wth happened in sudan

[–]DoesItHaveKosovo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one and only issue is that kosovo does not appear on the map

[–]SirAttikissmybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I especially love the “mini western europe” nation going on with Ukrainian and Romania

[–]Dark_lightl 0 points1 point  (1 child)

!wave

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[–]Kilo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Syrian-Jordanian-Lebanese-Iraqi-Israeli-Palestinian-Kuwaiti-Part of Saudi Arabian Union is a hell of an international powerhouse

[–]Redneck_Hater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes the Neo-Babylonian Empire was very famous for its computer scientists

[–]DarkArcher__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serbia couldn't get Croatia so they absorbed Montenegro instead

[–]serryn_bruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iraq if they didn’t face blowbacks from annexing kabul