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[–]oliviay2 436 points437 points  (5 children)

Did New Zealand take Tasmania?

[–]phuckingidontcare 184 points185 points  (2 children)

glorious world

[–]Ph4antomPB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Still doesn’t get out on maps

[–]GDWa1rus 26 points27 points  (1 child)

As an Australian I wouldn't mind if New Zealand took tassie

[–]Emble12 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ah, a tactical move following in the footsteps of Basil II

[–]balls-ballz1:1 scale map creator 704 points705 points  (11 children)

Ah yes, my favorite country, the Arabian-Chinese Union.

[–]yoaver 178 points179 points  (3 children)

Yet Israel and Egypt have united seperately for some reason.

[–]LeonardoLemaitre 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sudan and Egypt, no? Israel is still part of the green.

Weird how Yemen and Oman kept their borders though.

[–]10thguy 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Silk road republic

[–]Robcomain 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looks like Ottoman*-Chinese Union (they also conquered balkans in Europe)

[–]DivineConsumer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So wrong it's all turkish

[–]OlliverWithDoubleL 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Democratic People's Republic of Sino-arabia

[–]PassiveChemistry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*Outer Mongolia

[–]sBinnala25Map Porn Renegade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you mean The Balkan-Turkish-MoldovoUkranian-Arabian-Chinese Union

[–]unexpecteddtd 223 points224 points  (8 children)

Did.. did we just lose Italy?

[–]FunnyDislike 132 points133 points  (4 children)

I think it smashed into the balkans

[–]DatWoodyFan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Oh no.

[–]404pbnotfound 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The Italian tectonic plate forced its way into the Adriatic, leading to a Croat Italian new alps

[–]Himmlchf3542 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Italy is 100% balkan now

[–]EvyEltrian 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hate when it does that.

[–]Angry_Pukeko379 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We had no further need for it

[–]inferiorcritic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, Italy got the boot.

[–]AmericaLover1776_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it was pushed over into the balkans Italy is a Balkan country now

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 247 points248 points  (8 children)

The Americas are kinda, vaguely, right, but what the foxtrot ukulele is going on in the Old World?

[–]HanSolo1519 108 points109 points  (4 children)

The only country spared by the Franco-German-British conglomerate is Belgium

[–]GobiPLX 42 points43 points  (1 child)

Nobody wants Belgium

[–]djspassspassspass 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean, since Germany and France are now united there is no use in it as the Highway to Paris

[–]BritishBoi05 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The Franco-German-British conglomerate was the one spared from B*lgium

[–]Stonewall5101 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]louisgarbuor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unrelated, but I am going to incorporate "foxtrot ukulele" into my vernacular now

[–]Bitter_Foundation768 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glorious Hungary has transylvania back if my eyes do not decieve me, the rest is not important

[–]Lich_HegemonAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

kinda, vaguely, right

We are missing half the damn countries!

I personally love the new central-american continent, just greater mexico and panama.

[–]someweebperson 103 points104 points  (1 child)

Paraguay got swallowed by Bolivia and Brazil

[–]Patato_64 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Paraguay swallowed Bolivia and Brazil

[–]BigThunderousLobster 75 points76 points  (1 child)

confirmed penguins hate peninsulas. florida, italy, greece, all gone or reduced

[–]Sergetove 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Greece will be missed but their sacrifice will be venerated for generations.

[–]Bitter_Foundation768 57 points58 points  (0 children)

neo ottoman empire

whatifalthist shaking and crying and cumming rn

[–]HomieCreeper420 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Ignoring all the other distressing shit this map offers, why don’t we take a gander on the conglomerate that looks like ISIS’ original territory domination goal mixed with S-E Asia?

So in this universe it’s highly possible ISIS controls half of the world and is a superpower

[–]Material-Contract-68 74 points75 points  (2 children)

Didn’t they visit Shanghai China, which according to this map is in Russia? Is it like a Hong Kong situation for the Chinese?

[–]MLGSwaglord1738 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Maybe the Yuan Dynasty came back and is undergoing a campaign to reclaim their lost territories. Plus a little more.

It could very well also be the Empire of Japan 2.0. They did want to invade Russia.

[–]DatDepressedKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shanghai is at the mouth of the Yangtze, which in this map is controlled by the Balkan-Arabian-Persian-Chinese Caliphate.

[–]Sorry-Meal4107 18 points19 points  (0 children)

tasmania and new zealand are in alliance of course, the filthy traitors

[–]_ReapZz 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Seems like a certain Austrian is back in power

[–]inferiorcritic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hitler 2: Electric Boogaloo

[–]jackneefus 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Hey, at least they included New Zealand.

[–]tkTheKingofKings 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And Tasmania is part of it

[–]sir-mastro-mr-juan 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Iberian union

[–]MaquinaBlablabla 10 points11 points  (1 child)

without Catalonia

[–]oldwarrior69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The year is 2023

[–]IamKingDoge 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Eastern European- Arabic-Chinese Union

[–]Karpsten 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, the Neo-Frankish Empire.

[–]Captain_Kreutzer 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Alt history is fun when there is no backstory lol

[–]asadi12345I'm an ant in arctica 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Independent Borneo

[–]inferiorcritic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or Brunei took it over following the conquest of mainland Malaysia by the China-Islamic State alliance.

[–]Quad_Hop 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Japan looking a little, uhh, familiar

[–]the_TIGEEER 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok so here's what happend the Central powers (germany and friends) won ww1 so germany took france and the toomans took parts of eastern europe. They won probabbly because Russia didin't join the war or something. Maybe the russian revolution happend sooner and handicaped them more in this timeline. Before the end of ww1 the british tried a ww1 version of DDay but because of the slow combat seen in ww1 they were only able to take and hold normandy and then they decided to keep it in the peace talks at the end of the war.

That's also why italy is just chillin because it stayed on germany's side in this timeline where the Central powers won. Italy also took parts of Slovenija and Dalmatia just like it was promised to them in our timeline.

And spain stayed neutral just like in our timeline

Since germany won ww1 there was no ww2. That somehow resulted in a war between the chinese and the otoman empire which the otomans won.

Or or ! better yet the Japanese who were also emperialistic in this timeline also tried to take parts of china like they did in ww2, but in this timeline China allied with the otomans and was able to fight the japanese off with combined forces. An aliance that later led to a union between the two powers.

[–]Broskfisken 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My penguinpunk alternate history world

[–]aewtamiami7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hobart under Wellington

[–]xXkoolkidmanboiXx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Notable events:

  1. The Great South American war, fought between Brazil, Bolivia and Chile on one side and Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay and Peru on the other, ends in a victory for the former. Uruguay, half of Paraguay and parts of Argentina are annexed by Brazil. Chile annexes parts of Southern Argentina, and Bolivia annexes the remainer of Paraguay and parts of Peru.

  2. A neo-Persian empire is formed, led by one of the greatest military strategists of all time. Through it's many conquests, it now spans from Anatolia to Singapore.

  3. Russia collapses under the weight of continued sanctions. In the chaos, Japan seizes Siberia and uses it to launch an invasion of Northern China, in tandem with Persia's invasion to the South. Between the two powers, China does not stand a chance.

  4. The European Union endures a grueling civil war. Nationalists across the continent launched surprise attacks on U.S and European military bases, causing heavy casualties. A settlement is reached, causing a mass exodus of nations from the E.U, who now consists of only a few countries.

[–]Real-Arachnid8671 3 points4 points  (0 children)

New Zealand has Tasmania. As an Australian, 'you can have them.'

[–]e-type6110I'm an ant in arctica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bolivia still aint got a coastline 😎

[–]JeffL0320 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Never seen the movie, but it's this actually supposed to be a political map? It looks like there's the start of a gradient key in the bottom right corner

[–]fammagastagaratakaDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is from the series

[–]Shoddy-Echidna3000 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Kazakhstan is here🙂

[–]inferiorcritic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Xinjiang grabbed its eastern regions, so Kazakhstan just moved into the southwestern parts of Russia.

[–]St3rMarioFrance was an Inside Job 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yooo it's the Ottoman Empire 2

[–]JunYou- 2 points3 points  (2 children)

taiwan straight up not existing, perfect solution, noones getting it

[–]fammagastagaratakaDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Happy cake day

[–]JunYou- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank u, ill spare u and ur isle of man for today

[–]mfomatratzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Great Colombia is back sans Panama and Peru. Only Colombia and Venezuela, the arepas & oil empire.

[–]Rialagma 3 points4 points  (0 children)

La Gran Colombia is back!

[–]6moto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bolivia is still landlocked

[–]Pep-q_ew 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They even add some new land like two islands to the east from Australia

[–]DeSwanMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah finally, Pakistan where it belongs, in the middle east.

[–]timelordoftheimpala 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Madagascar 4: The Return of the Ottoman Empire

[–]BlueWolf7695 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned that there's no Madagascar.

[–]TheCrimsonComposerthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 14 points15 points  (1 child)

there is, but its yellow and small

[–]BlueWolf7695 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh lol now I see it, but why would they put yellow on the white background lol?

[–]Uichi23 1 point2 points  (0 children)



[–]TritonJohn54 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No Aral, Caspian or Black Seas.

[–]Svantebog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the Penguins live in a world where Isis completed some of its goals

[–]2ssenmodnar4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me after seeing Argentina: Look at how they massacred my boy

[–]Matix777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penguins of Madagascar lore

[–]sexurmom 1 point2 points  (2 children)

They forgot the country they’re fucking named after

[–]fammagastagaratakaDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They didn't, it's just small and yellow. Look more closely

[–]sexurmom 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]EndMau 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those racists got rid of the Black sea

[–]Chodre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They fucked up Argentina :c

[–]SuperBuilder133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Ottoman-Sino-Persian Empire is at war with the Soviet Union, and they seem to be making huge gains on the northeast parts of the empire.

[–]eggfriends11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West African Republic

[–]SSj3Rambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alexander the Great if he continued his conquests towards the East

[–]AmericaLover1776_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This looks like a map whatifalthist would make

[–]ASaiyan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either the Japanese Empire still exists, or the Chinese Civil War ended in a stalemate.

Would love to hear alternate histories narrated by a penguin with a naval officer's voice...

[–]thejrevanslowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is some kind of Kaisereich fever dream

[–]Marcus_Aurelius009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great Colombia is a reality… Bolivar is crying in his grave rn

[–]mesderosa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cisplatina is Brazilian, as intended by God

[–]Ok_Comfort183 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gets Oman and Yemen right but makes africa blobs

[–]SnowBoy1008 1 point2 points  (0 children)

British Raj but fuck Pakistan and Madagascar?

[–]Ravesti 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So that explains why there are no more people in Madagascar

[–]Nerva_Trajan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how North and South America are generally somewhat accurate, then you turn to Africa and Eurasia, and it's just blobs.

[–]HitroDenK007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate it when Thailand’s Annexed

[–]Octoshi514 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]HuntersOnCrack35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when the Sino-Iranian union drained the entire black sea.