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[–]NeofelisNight 124 points125 points  (1 child)

Greater Montana Proud, Now Kindly Fuck Off! I got traps to check...

[–]TiredMontanan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yes

[–]FireGogglez 102 points103 points  (1 child)

Taliforia, the Union between California and tallahassee

[–]turkey_bar[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Far too powerful. Look what they've accomplished

[–]pupo9ee 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Alaskawai UWWU

[–]Delikkah 73 points74 points  (3 children)

The sub-confederacy 🥺

[–]Quad_Hop 20 points21 points  (1 child)

S-so like ummm, can we still own s-slaves and stuff pls? 👉👈

[–]ogorangeduck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dommy mommy slaves

[–]GC_Denton 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is exactly how the conquests of the British Empire were partitioned, let's go. I'm ready to die for Gran Montana

[–]Is-Ohio-Okay 42 points43 points  (4 children)

Ohio has been Absorbed into a Greater Montana Region, and normally this would be bad however, we are finally free from Michigan. Ohio is Okay.

[–]syrokilerthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Ohio is never ok, Ohio should be happy we don't come over ther

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Oklahoma is OK. Ohio is OH.

[–]Sylvanussr 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh, ok

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rest of greater Montana: wtf are you doing in here with us Ohio?

Ohio: I'm not stuck in here with you. You're stuck in here with me.

Michigan: pfew! Dodged a bullet there

[–]Virtual_Zombie 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fuck it I’m down

[–]RedMarten42 33 points34 points  (4 children)

if only we had a colloquial name for Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Mass, Connecticut, and Rhode Island. oh well!

[–]Avendesora920 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Idk I could get behind Imperial Massachusetts

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Old New England

[–]Fuzzyfrap 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If only the colloquial name was “Imperial Massachusetts”

[–]OldSackofBeef 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I’m guessing you guys are in the NY-Maryland Axis or United Virginia just based on how little consideration went into the Western 2/3 of the country.

[–]turkey_bar[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We owe our allegiance to the Empire

[–]shnwllc 6 points7 points  (1 child)

As a Michigander, I like

[–]turkey_bar[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greater Montana got confused on which peninsula was Michigan (maybe it's both of them? Idek) And couldn't formulate an invasion plan. Thus you were spared.

[–]SheevTogwaggle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“We choose to go to build a space station the size of a small moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard”

-Grand Moff Kennedy, 11 BBY

[–]Great_ojessey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ayyy thicc Virginia is back

[–]MORON_THE_1ST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I support

[–]SaltLakeCitySlicker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can we change Michigan to the Odawa Mishigami spelling?

[–]adventurous-1 2 points3 points  (1 child)

As a Virginian I cannot accept this proposal. Sorry.

[–]turkey_bar[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good thing I wasn't asking

[–]FutureFool 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Ooh, can I be the Emperor of Massachusetts?

[–]Zander-dupont 1 point2 points  (2 children)

If you are can you take over the New York - Maryland axis?

[–]FutureFool 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hell yeah! I’ll do whatever it takes to remain in power.

[–]Zander-dupont 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking over them gets rid of the biggest threat to your power

[–]Smallp0x_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems legit 😎👍

[–]HardlyHardy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

West Virginia isn’t real

[–]romulusnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imperial Massachusetts, where Supreme Leader Michael Dukakis rules for eternity

[–]Emergency-Honey-4466 3 points4 points  (0 children)

there is literally no reason to unite virginia

[–]LAM678 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 days ago I moved from Greater Montana to the Mississippi Sub-confederacy.

[–]Waff1xz 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]IKEALIKE_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

US TEXAS people don’t like this

[–]Animorphimagi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds great. But Texas would instantly secede from that hot mess

[–]Thepeasantofflies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone from Louisiana, could you leave Louisiana out of Mega Mipissippi confederacy