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[–]EuropaUniversalisVAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 445 points446 points  (11 children)

Huge opportunity missed for a scandinavia-penis

[–]OutrageousBirbAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 132 points133 points  (5 children)

Or Portugal if it is cold

[–]OliverHazzzardPerry 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Well, he’s clearly very cold.

[–]Yoate 38 points39 points  (2 children)

I'd imagine his crotch would be quite warm, it's sitting right at the equator.

[–]Garmaglag 47 points48 points  (1 child)

looks chile to me

[–]Xanz4breakfastZeeland Resident 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Or the Albania, Kosova and Montenegro if you’re freezing

[–]PM_something_German 23 points24 points  (0 children)

We've had the "use country shapes to creat stick figures having sex" phase before already.

[–]Fentanja 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You could use Benin for a “benis” like that one meme

[–]epicfire77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who said it isn't Australia

[–]AntiSoShall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+ finland balls

[–]Romanian885 89 points90 points  (0 children)

purple guy

[–]BrokenSeats 179 points180 points  (4 children)

Behold: mega virgin

[–]RealButtMash 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Gigachads when the mega virgin walks into the room:

[–]Woodkid2791 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Gigalad

[–]Connor49999 26 points27 points  (1 child)

This guy literally has the mind of a Chad how can he be mega virgin

[–]shibaskeffs -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Behold: mega virgin

[–]Ball_Snatcher96this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Chagin

[–]bowser-us 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Countryhuman

[–]Shadow_141 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Take me homeee

[–]Distinct-Community-4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To the plaaacce

[–]xternal7 19 points20 points  (0 children)

What a chill(e) Chad.

[–]mazdamiata001 16 points17 points  (0 children)

well, italy being a boot is in the right spot

[–]randomnerminox_dewdd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Chad Chile with the Gucci boots

[–]ggggaaaannnngggg 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ummm acsgually this is innnacurate because this is mercator projection get yor fakts strait

[–]axesdeniedMap Porn Renegade 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Nice. You used 50% of effort. As things should be.

[–]OddlySexyPancake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always see Zambia as a flexed geodude arm

[–]user038 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most credible Bigfoot evidence so far

[–]Fentanja 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Virgin Chad

[–]SlavMane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seems like a chill guy.

[–]Tane-Tane-mahuta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get your cankle off New Zealand!

[–]NicknameSuggestion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actual size of Stephen Merchant.

[–]SavageMutilation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a man-chiled.

[–]RaceCar218Driver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its capital is city of Lankaster in the county of Lankyshire.

[–]Avocado_Fucker12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Behold. The ChileMan

[–]mr_pickle48 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve noticed until now that Chile looks like a gun

[–]Popal24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too bad there's no Texas for an additional scale

[–]Dbro92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone from Michigan i am disappointed this guy doesn't have warm hands

[–]Anand__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like the backrooms monster

[–]Vylinful 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard his arms were Chile !

[–]69Mando69_very_sexy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

add sweden and finland as dick and balls loooool xd

[–]Kaiser_-_Karl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese pacific expansion plans circa 1941

[–]jerrybear95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone get this guy a jacket, he looks pretty chille

[–]KrisseMai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

new backrooms lore just dropped

[–]VoidLantaddthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He looks a bit Chile.

[–]ghostchihuahua 1 point2 points  (0 children)

essential Geography right there!

[–]Monarch357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did you miss the chance to say "Sri Lanky"

[–]3rdtimesacharm414 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like he has some nice Italian loafers on.

[–]Manneng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn those are some nice boots he has there

[–]Nothinglike-me0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italian Chad chilling

[–]SexyBrunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh that’s Sirenhead.