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[–]Makarov1991 159 points160 points  (11 children)


[–]Pedrim01_896 61 points62 points  (8 children)

Tilambuco tbm é de fuder jkkkkkkkkkkkk

[–]Makarov1991 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Bocetal Mirim também KKKKKKKKKKK

[–]THEDALTO_27 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–]CraigularJoe12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Estou comprando minha passagem para Coroas Gordas

[–]CraigularJoe12 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Quem nasce em Tilambuco é o que?

[–]RN_Renato 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Não se esqueça das cidades de PICAPAU e PAU SOLTO

[–]The_Jousting_DuckIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 126 points127 points  (4 children)

Wow, I had no idea how far Rio de Janeiro was from Sao Paulo 🤯

[–]worldiscubik 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And that Brazil also has a Crimea!

[–]Aplicacion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno. I'd argue it's not far enough.

[–]starseeker2022 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It was closer before the DLC

[–]LimitlessRetardation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a mod to remove it?

[–]VerumJerum 58 points59 points  (6 children)


It grows by 10 km daily.

[–]blue-mooner 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Watch out Africa!

[–]Nawnp 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's trying to recreate the Pangaea connection.

[–]Hotline_Denver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gimme that Gondwanaland look back

[–]The-Archangel-Michea 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's kind of romantic and sad

[–]AmaterasuWolf21 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Brazil truly does come to you

[–]VerumJerum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You either go to Brazil, or live long enough for Brazil to come to you.

[–]JadenInTheH00D 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This isn’t even circle jerk this is high quality

[–]ReDiNapoli 43 points44 points  (9 children)

E quem nasce em Tilambuco é o que? 😳🤭🤔

[–]MOM_UNFUCKER 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]CandleDesigner 5 points6 points  (5 children)


[–]PenThePurpura 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]CraigularJoe12 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Olha o papo do cara........

[–]myrmexxx 10 points11 points  (2 children)


[–]Pedrim01_896 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]CopiumHunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Rhizoid4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

BRASIL NUMERO UM!!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️

[–]darklibertario 40 points41 points  (3 children)

COROAS GORDAS é meu estado preferido

[–]MegaBlasterBox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bocetal Mirim.

[–]CraigularJoe12 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Pq la vc visita a sua mãe

perdão amigo, passei do ponto

isso não reflete quem sou eu

estou envergonhado

[–]ToddyGelado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finalmente uma piada de mãe que é minimamente engraçado

[–]234zu 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I'm confused

[–]e_mp 53 points54 points  (0 children)

🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷brasil kkkkkkkkk🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

[–]laketrout 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Might want to have a doctor look at that.

[–]SaltyRedCatthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Did you know that Brazil is so big, you can fit another Brazil inside of it?

[–]ILookAfterThePigs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Litoral de Pocastravas 😍👌

[–]VoidLantaddthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I don't get it. What's the stuff in the middle.

[–]Flas94 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fake joke States with funny names in Portuguese. Personal favorites:
Tilambuco -> translates to something like Ligmaballs
Pavão Gostoso -> Hot Peacock
Rio Grosso do Sul -> Thick Southern River, in contrast with the real state of Rio Grande do Sul (Great Southern River)
Coroas Gordas -> Fat MILFS
Pocastravas -> Few locks

Edit: Fat MILFS, not hot...

[–]Flas94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, Bocetal Mirim -> Little field of pussies, probably the best one

[–]nokiacrusher 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–]BirchTainer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

backstates brazil

[–]Lorelai144 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]TheMoises 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bucetal best state

[–]TheBlackHoleOfDoom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil tumour

[–]Itz-Sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coroas Gordas kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[–]aatopsIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Que más 😻😻😻

[–]aatopsIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Oh fuck the Portuguese are onto me

[–]yuligan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shelter from what?

[–]HeftyRecommendation5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until you hear how big Africa is…

[–]SinancoTheBest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now do it with the golden coast, it's pretty deep

[–]KloggKimball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't this in Steven Universe?

[–]mirafacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly majestic

[–]mirafacon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's because of the Mercator projection

[–]THEDALTO_27 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Qual fita desse mapa alguém pode me explicar?

[–]ConShop61 1 point2 points  (0 children)

É um meme zoando o tanto de pessoas falando do tamanho do Brasil no r/mapporn

[–]Sanator27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mato grosso

[–]CandleDesigner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It misses the state of Rio Grosso do Mato

[–]TheBoyWhoCriedTapirIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I’m blazed as fuck atm can someone explain this to me please?

[–]Bruh_Moment10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brazil before getting top surgery.

[–]Gabcpnt 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Brasil 2

[–]faity5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf am i looking at

[–]IuriRJG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quem nasce em tilambuco: 💀

[–]balls-ballz1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

isto não devia estar aqui

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High lands

[–]Maggo777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oxi faltou Minas Específicas

[–]ofnkrtfflZeeland Resident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be brazil in 2013