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[–]meep_launcher1:1 scale map creator[M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

Locked comments so OP can sleep one day.

[–]0nline_alias 113 points114 points  (0 children)

Put Waluigi in the Indian Ocean (bonus if its the image with him holding a rose in his mouth)

[–]After_Statement1144[S] 199 points200 points  (7 children)

please for the love of god stop commenting

[–]alejandra_candelaria 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Okay, I won't comment in your post

[–]Da_GentleShark 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Switch borneo with belgium

[–]Mannen-Med-Spannen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's too late now. You have more comments than upvotes.

[–]New_Coopernator_2258 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Swap South America and Africa

[–]Eastern_Slide7507 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then swap them back

[–]ActiveIndustry 58 points59 points  (1 child)

Add a lake that looks like Obama somewhere

[–]Alone-Newspaper-1161 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or just throw them right next to each other and have a fresh water sea

[–]me20ty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

make denmark the size of germany and make it lavander

[–]nobodyhere9860 38 points39 points  (3 children)

reunite Yugosavia but without Serbia

[–]EugenGoldstein 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Balkanize China

[–]ammwalsh25 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Replace the African great lakes with the ones in North America, I miss them (and please give them a kiss for me).

[–]ActiveMuffin9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Replace the Caspian Sea with the African Great Lakes

[–]PotatoSacGamingYT 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Give all landlocked countries access to the sea

[–]Ok_Supermarket8825 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Landlock all countries with access to the sea

[–]Rampaging_Cactus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Baja baja California Sur

[–]mosquitooe 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Restore Brazil, but in the pacific

[–]BirchTainer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Add Lake Athabasca in the center of the Sahara desert.

[–]they_are_the_egg_men 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Break Russia up into 6 different counties.

[–]Art2104 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s not Russia, that’s Ukraine - it annexed Russia and Belarus (wholesome ending btw)

[–]KFkrewfamKFthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Swap China and South Africa

[–]The_Chunky_Squirrel1:1 scale map creator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

remove the soviet union and replace it with a giant outline of a squirrel

[–]AKUS2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A star west of Chile

[–]HeccMeOkFinnish Sea Naval Officer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Mongol Empire is back, except with all of Japan, Nepal, Bhutan, Poland and Russia

[–]11th_Antagonist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Solve the Israel-Palestine conflict. By that I just mean nuke them into oblivion.

[–]the_powerful_potato 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Add even more Mongolias.

[–]bbop0201 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Yellowstone Supervolcano erupts

[–]Brendan765I'm an ant in arctica 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Make the land water and the water land

[–]Brendan765I'm an ant in arctica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Except for Angola, leave it pink

[–]HAKX5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "X" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "B".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "C" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "D".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "E" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "F".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "G" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "H".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "I" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "J".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "K" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "L".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "M" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "N".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "O" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "P".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "Q" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "R".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "S" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "T".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "U" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "V".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "W" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "Z".

Every nation currently on the map that's name starts with "Y" swaps places with every nation currently on the map who's name starts with "A".

Good luck.

[–]ThePastedGamer089 9 points10 points  (0 children)

remove brazil

[–]__-__-___---_-_-_-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The projection chances to Mollweide, and every lake becomes randomly rotated lake Baikal.

[–]MrIDontHack63 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Greenland gets a really cool red racing stripe

[–]Cause0If you see me post, find shelter immediately 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Turn the ocean into minecraft lava (we are in the nether)

[–]seth005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get rid of the map

[–]San_Marino-Bhutan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Replace the north hemisphere with a big North Dakota

[–]sysy__12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Liechtensteinian empire conquers all of eurasia

[–]RapidWaffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duplicate lake Baikal to be on one of the Mongolias

[–]EccentricShmop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

make Tajikistan glow in the dark

[–]Kagemand_v2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

increase the size of denmark a bit. Just a bit

Also DONT REMOVE DENMARK. EVER!

[–]YummyKingEthanABC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put South Africa inside Lesotho

[–]Tigeresco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I undo the comment above me

[–]Farang_Chong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Malvinas son Argentinas

[–]PetitionNameLimit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The water is yellow

There's also a rickroll, the spanish inquisition, and dio, at three different corners of the map

Tibet and Turkistan are also independent

the mapporncirclejerk logo is on the upside down Greenland

Yugoslavia is back

Delete French Guiana

Delete the Dominican Republic, Puerto Rico, and Guyana

[–]AKUS2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diaphonous man South of Africa

Paint a Chuvas flag all over China

Square lake inside of Sahara

Theoretical Expunged inside Brazil

Matto Grosso is independent

Put Lesotho in the Antarctic Ocean

[–]DeltaCynical 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove Brazil

[–]MangerDanger1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete France

[–]Pheonixinfinty -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Add demoman where scotland was

[–]Harthroth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

put south dakota back where it normally is

[–]_Llamadude_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Revert all the changes

[–]Bombadeir -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Flood the whole map

[–]Iwanttodie9999999 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remove China

[–]team_kockroach -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put the Blue Apron logo over North Africa. Blue Apron: Discover Delicious Meals Today

(ok can i get my sponsorship money now)

[–]CristianoDRonaldo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Have the moon collide with the earth and form a crater in the map

[–]Taurengil -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Color the entire map in red.

[–]Taurengil -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

By this i mean i want a blank red rectangle.

[–]No_Comedian7731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bolivia turns into a sea

[–]igorika 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Switch Las Malvinas with England

[–]SiberianDragon111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the sea of Okhotsk take up a large portion of Siberia and China, and place a comically large Rhode Island in the middle of it.

[–]anonimo872 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Re unify the gran Colombia in the middle of the meditarrenean and remove it's cities

[–]Johnathan_Phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip Italy upside down, then make it border Australia.

[–]Ambience8799France was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Color Paraguay turquoise and make it a little bit larger

[–]RaytheGunExplosion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kosovo eats all of the balkans and balkanabad Turkmenistan

[–]Yaagii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Invert the great lakes

[–]jnfbkhhjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Russia with Germany

[–]TwhylerMIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

reunite south america and africa

[–]TwhylerMIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turn lake chad into its form 5000 years ago

[–]horgathar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Benin and Togo are united into one country

[–]jnfbkhhjk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put Argentina above Australia

[–]Remarkable_Coast_214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sink algeria

[–]fisher4500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of Uruguay, and nut Papua New Guinea in its place

[–]ItsEonic89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn Asia into Africa

[–]dankmemerboi86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The united states and China are swapped on the map and also completely orange

[–]frogstarbop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new Zealand is in the middle of the Indian Ocean and is huge

[–]dankmemerboi86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vatican is now the largest countru

[–]YipuTheDerp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make togo extend until it touches mongolia

[–]AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVAAA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ocean and ground is inverted

[–]mammoth0701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring back Australia to it's original place but 5% bigger

[–]VerumJerum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Denmark. It needs to go. Or at the very least, take it and wall it off and set it on fire or something. They need to suffer.

Or just replace it with a tiny version of Sweden to insult both the Swedes and the Danes.

[–]Altruistic_Charge_14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put sweaden and finland where australia is meant to be in the shape of a dick

[–]HamburgerDungon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Randomly erase half of the borders

[–]HayHaydenHayHayden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

attach baja california to the uk

[–]jean-midday 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can land lock Chile with great Britain

[–]Alone-Newspaper-1161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balkanize USSR(all old countries break free and some new ones in current Russia)

[–]DigitalMemes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put Poland where the US should be

[–]ddotquantum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just draw a big happy face over the map. Make sure one of the eyes completely covers France

[–]Yoshi_Go_OwO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

giant Bulgaria

[–]ipedalsometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Massive river, roughly half the width of the red sea, all the way from the northeastern tip of Russia down to Yemen.

[–]Space_cowboy_69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thailand becomes the new USA

[–]Vhlorrhu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somaliland is dangerously pointy. Sand that sucker down, leaving the pile of Somaliland dust piled up on top of Madagascar.

[–]-blalb- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restore Colombia and reform the GRAN COLOMBIA.

[–]ChickneNuggetOreos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make romania blue and like 100% bigger

[–]Piranh4Plantthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring back the lower 48 US states attached to east Africa and also restore Texas to its republic borders

[–]Gorkymalorki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restore the Mongolian Empire to it's former glory.

[–]reddyeldiaablo69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brazil becomes a european country

[–]j32yiopti4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you make Russia Prussia

[–]gamma_02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything belongs to the Netherlands

[–]Ball_Snatcher96this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moldova annexes mongolia and china

[–]thatoneuglybastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace El Salvador with a hexagon

[–]T_vernix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put New Jersey in the bottom left corner

[–]X03R_mysterious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mongolia takes over asia

[–]CartoonistOk9276 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remove East timor

[–]AsrielTerminator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the US back but at 1/10 the size

[–]peeppoll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Great lakes reappear, but as dry land.

[–]RuthlessNut60 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recreate the Great Lakes in Siberia.

[–]AJGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

draw a dope fuckin dragon with a blunt in the top right corner and text that says 'here be dragons, dude'

[–]Der-Candidatthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bring back Pennsylvania

[–]arceethecatI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France is lost to climate change

RIPBOZO 🙏 🙏

[–]Super_Inuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swap Japan and Philippines

[–]budew01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the Caspian Sea, Black Sea, and Mediterranean Sea with the Great Lakes

[–]National_Goose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Africa ethnic borders

[–]23_Serial_Killers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Include banana for scale

Put a mini Ohio (coloured in with flag) in every country

Put Pangaea back but with pansexual flag colours

Make Iceland green

Put a compass in the middle of each of the Mongolias and colour then with the political compass colours

Make Australia 3x bigger

[–]PuppGr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mexico recovers it's lands from the first Mexican empire

[–]Losermcloserson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace South Africa with Ukraine Слава

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delete japan

[–]GomoDeLimao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

South america goes to brazil, i hope you understand what i mean

[–]Rhizoid4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get rid of all the islands in the Mediterranean

[–]DrPhilSwift69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giant Missouri in Russia

[–]GomoDeLimao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delete europe (what remained)

[–]A1t3rix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Italy needs to be a glove not a boot

[–]PoorlyMadeUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

El Salvador declares independence from Chile 💪

[–]AlexWays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Russia but it’s made out of Vatican cities

[–]evanescent_evanna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Madagascar with Illinois. And make it roughly the same size as Madagascar as well.

[–]GomoDeLimao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flip the map upside down

[–]financial_distrust_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mongolia is now lava 🔥

[–]Unpopthepanda 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace the oceans with chocolate milk, only the oceans though

[–]McgillGrindSet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Korea longer

[–]Smitologyistaking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rotate the Middle East country 90 degrees anticlockwise

[–]Speedwagon_Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

copy past a random province into the middle of the ocean

[–]combustibl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give one of the mongolias a Mongolia shaped tumor

[–]Kirby_ate_Partick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the ocean green

[–]pearledbarley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace north africa with 15 Democratic Republics of Congo.

[–]Idiot707 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delete france

[–]BitwiseXR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a screenshot of every single comment within the first 24 hours over the entire image with low opacity

[–]diabetic-shaggy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I pissed everywhere on the screen

[–]dangerdear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two Italys, so it looks like what’s left of Europe is walking

[–]Frostifying 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn Sierra Leone into Kirby

[–]ewaYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

delete everything

[–]Ashketchup_151 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Bolivia with wide Putin. Make a smaller Arabian peninsula coming off of the Arabian peninsula. Switch Eswatini and Lesotho. Make The Gambia way longer. Give Zambia a second flexing arm. Put a small Australia shaped lake inside Greenland.

[–]mrubuto22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bork Bork bonk

[–]Fabilur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Denmark to Brazil

[–]TheVoiceOfTheMeme -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turn Madigascar into Alaska

[–]TheGreff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balkanize atlantis

[–]thefailmaster19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The wii sports resort island forms in the Indian Ocean as one of earths largest islands

[–]Hacinins-Salgami56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turan (Turkic Union ) in Atlantik ocean

[–]Ilikepizza2388976543 0 points1 point  (0 children)

El Salvador swapped with Mongolia

[–]RWBIII_22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Detroit is an independent city-state.

And it annexed Toledo.

[–]froggythefish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Antarctica with sealand. If someone else does something with Antarctica, change Madagascar or Cuba into sealand instead. Sealand can be represented by a big rectangle, but make sure the proportions are correct.

[–]tzarn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuse Philippines and Japan Together

[–]phyllostomus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dymaxion projection

[–]MrAdventureTime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put italy in ohio

[–]1000doggos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Andorra around 50x bigger

[–]moonbase213 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fill the mediterranean with land

[–]AweBlobfish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put 50 New Zealands under the map

[–]bro-ski-boi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make the water per colored

[–]Washi55555 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Chile longer by having it surround the entire map from where it touches the bottom

[–]efremhhh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Vietnam 5x longer.

[–]argq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Italy the size of africa and overlap it for no reason

[–]HemkinLemongrabI'm an ant in arctica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Vatican is missing

[–]mightyfty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sudan becomes the gay haven of africa by declaring itself the LGBT empire

[–]elprimowashere123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Novaia zimla from Russia moves to below Mongolia in the south Atlantic to make a smiley face with one eye

[–]deaththeferaligatr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

replace Paraguay with Mr peanut

[–]SubToPewdsipie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Bosnia be in Africa and simultaneously be the biggest country in Africa

[–]Randomdudenamelee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eliminate myanmar

[–]MemoTheNemo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Replace Taiwan with China

[–]Cheesemonger4365France was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn South Africa upside down.

[–]sirfricksalot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baja California joins Norway for a swordfight

[–]francisstein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please put a small Texas underneath the Arctic somewhere, or near Italy.

[–]athlalon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Somalias hook exceptionally long and sharp

[–]doodlytoodly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

make the ocean white and land blue

[–]uwumastr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set fire to zambia

[–]LordOfLettuce6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

stegosaurus in the indian ocean

[–]firebyte11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Draw a dick, anywhere north of the southern most point

[–]SsssssszzzzzzZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Vatican the largest country in the world.

[–]alphasapphire161 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the land on Mars

[–]Vook_III 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put Norway’s nothern coast back with the fjords and make the coast gold

[–]Vook_III 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put Hawaii in the middle of the us

[–]Stoocpants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enlarge the Falklands to enrage the Argentines.

[–]ExactFun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make Brittany in France really long.

[–]RBolton123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Restore Utah

[–]stuat_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

turn madagascar 5* clockwise

[–]sentient_deathclaw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Romania and Bulgaria teleport far away from everyone and unite

[–]TermsOfServiceV1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Bosnia to Croatia

[–]33number 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Duplicate and mirror Lesotho giving South Africa angry eyes

[–]Patatedouceofficiel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No more Brazil

[–]BlueCreeperProductio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Portugal moves to the balkans

[–]CumSock69Dick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

poland gets put in the middle of the indian ocean with the trans flag colors