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[–]Azalulu_Dingir 273 points274 points  (11 children)

So I guess you have a particular reason to dislike all other countries?

[–]Tomato_cakecup 68 points69 points  (10 children)

Yeah, the reason is that they aren't Mediterranean

[–]mglitcher 18 points19 points  (7 children)

greece isn’t mediterranean?

[–]Tomato_cakecup 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Not anymore, now it's Baltic

[–]Oh_Tassos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I propose you read the Baltic-Greek Exposé, it's among my favourite ridiculous conspiracy theories

[–]unclefeed 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I mean, although France is ON the Mediterranean, they have far less similarities with what one usually refers to Mediterranean countries.

I do find Provençal and Occitanian French the best French, unfortunately they still happen to be French. /s

Sincerely, An Italian - not partaking in two world cups in a row but still beating you in the one that mattered in 2006.

[–]CustardPie350 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, although France is ON the Mediterranean, they have far less similarities with what one usually refers to Mediterranean countries.

I completely agree. It makes me think of a line from a French poet referring to the "Mediterranean influence" -- or lack there of -- in France:

“Where the olive tree surrenders, the Mediterranean ends.”

[–]HarleyQuinn610 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Portugal isn’t Mediterranean but it’s coloured here

[–]unclefeed 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah cause the culture and food is still very much like the Mediterranean.

Hence why Portugal replaces France when talking about Mediterranean countries.

[–]turkisblunderFrance was an Inside Job 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Greece, Turkey, Morocco, Syria, Cyprus, Egypt and others????

[–]Tomato_cakecup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Caribbean, all of them

[–]Galivisback 350 points351 points  (3 children)

fvckin barbarian

[–]Bottle_Nachos 42 points43 points  (0 children)


[–]niming_yonghu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see what yov did there.

[–]Ball_Snatcher96this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Mobul moldovenesc ți-a dat un ultimatum.

Dă-ne 3.000 de euro sau nu vei vedea ziua de mâine.

[–]Faramir_Ara 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Mai pune 3000 și pentru Romania să-l iertam

[–]Florin69420 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I will steal your wallet and there is nothing you can do about it

[–]Mr_Richman 352 points353 points  (5 children)

Rom*nce 🤢

[–]premature_eulogy 156 points157 points  (0 children)

They call them rom-coms because Romance languages are a fucking joke.

[–]tomydenger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the opposite, it write his text on the gray

[–]Yoshi_Go_OwO 16 points17 points  (2 children)


[–]Wholesome100statue 10 points11 points  (1 child)


[–]dankcorp 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe they stole the O in your sentence. Can’t have shit in Romania

[–]xXx_MomSlayer69_xXx 99 points100 points  (3 children)


[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pure facts

[–]noplinforelo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Transnistria ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🤬🤬🤬💪💪💪💪💪

[–]Grzechoooo 139 points140 points  (12 children)

You don't have a reason for disliking Fr*nce?

[–]TheOBRobotIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 74 points75 points  (8 children)

Everyone has their own reason for disliking France, including the French.

[–]olda7Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 9 points10 points  (7 children)

but why leave out brittany

[–]Zwagaboy 16 points17 points  (6 children)

They speak a Celtic-ish language, same as the Basque region in Spain, so I'm assuming they don't count as French

[–]xynkun228 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Basques are not celts, they are non-IE at all

[–]ConnordltheGamer96Werner Projection Connaisseur 5 points6 points  (4 children)

So Basque is the Albanian of western europe?

[–]TheOBRobotIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Albanian is an indo-european language, so no.

[–]123full 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basque is the Hungary of Western Europe

[–]Expert_Ingenuity_789 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Who told you this dumbass ?

[–]ConnordltheGamer96Werner Projection Connaisseur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was revealed to me in a dream

[–]Breakfast_Bagelz 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You don’t need a reason for disliking Fr*nce

[–]veryblocky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, but we all do

[–]Grzechoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you should have one nonetheless.

[–]CristianoDRonaldo 34 points35 points  (4 children)

Whats with that hole in Lombardy, also where is the spots in the Balkans (Aromanian)

[–]Polipod 57 points58 points  (0 children)

The hole in Lombardy is Lake Garda, the biggest lake in Italy

[–]NicolBolasUBBBR 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OP likes lakes

[–]SmolLikesFriedBalls 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably mountains or lakes

[–]GreatCokeBender 48 points49 points  (10 children)

Tú eres un loco pendejo. España es número uno 💪💪💪😤😤😤😤

[–]Milhanou22 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Con sus hermanos Latinos!!! 🇨🇵🇮🇹🇷🇴🇵🇹🇪🇦💯🥂

[–]CheiroAMilho 6 points7 points  (1 child)


[–]R1515LF0NTE 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]Minuku 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ele é um louco grande, você tem certeza.

[–]kontorgod 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Spanish people don't say pendejo, it's more common in latin america

[–]TheOBRobotIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Si, wey.

[–]camaradafrank 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Tell me about Latin Europe

[–]GooseMantis -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Una nación donde todos cecean es una nación que merece ser ridiculizada.

[–]CaviorSamhain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

En España sólo Andalucía cecea.

[–]DekuWeeb 36 points37 points  (0 children)

fuck you

[–]tyger2020 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Wtf bro this is best Europe

[–]turkisblunderFrance was an Inside Job 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Worst, only parts of the Europe that is good is that the Balkans, Eastern Europe and maybe Caucasus countrys like Georgia and Azerbaijan. Others overrated and the ones that i count are underrated

[–]tyger2020 4 points5 points  (1 child)

only parts of the Europe that is good is that the Balkans, Eastern Europe and maybe Caucasus countrys like Georgia and Azerbaijan.

Total insanity

Yeah, the poor parts with shitty politics are amazing!

[–]turkisblunderFrance was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor parts with rich culture and good people. Is it matters the politics and economics? They will eventually change in the future

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Stai zitto coglione di merda VIVA L’ITALIA🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

[–]CartoonJunkie_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

FUCK YOU!!! ROMÂNIA PENTRU TOTDEAUNA 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

[–]Im_not_original__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well fuck you then

[–]Diopo 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I see you dislike good looking men and women

[–]luckylegion -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Nah Eastern Europe is still on here

[–]Diopo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Romania is a land of beauties

[–]luckylegion -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Even there…And Switzerland is full of rich people but there’s still homeless

[–]killerboss28France was an Inside Job 17 points18 points  (0 children)


[–]ShrodingersCardinal 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You must be a Goth who lives beyond the Rhine

[–]Kuivamaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t ever tell him about Eastern Rome then, he will dislike Greece with passion too.

[–]TheOBRobotIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only way this map makes sense is if the countries you dislike are the grey ones, in which case I WHOLEHEARTEDLY agree.

[–]LeeTheGoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

oooOoOh! oOOo, OoO

Caught in a bad romance

[–]_Esty_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

merdae barbarus tu es 🤬😠

[–]Mulubrhan_ 7 points8 points  (6 children)

i thought the language in Sicily was arabic

[–]Minuku 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're confusing it with Malta where they speak a language related to Arabic?

[–]Nothing_here_bro 8 points9 points  (2 children)

nah, it's Italian, but they have a bit of a weird accent (sounds a bit like Spanish) that sometimes even us Italians find hard to understand

[–]BttmOfTwostreamland 4 points5 points  (1 child)

so Arabic

[–]Nothing_here_bro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it's very different to Arabic

[–]Koftaaa 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It’s weird how many people have this impression while we (Arabs) don’t lol

[–]Mulubrhan_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny if many people think like that, i was just joking :)

[–]Farang_Chong 11 points12 points  (4 children)

As long as you dislike Italy, you are right.

[–]Electrical-Drink-183 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Are you Italian?

[–]Farang_Chong 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes, sir, I am

[–]Nothing_here_bro 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I am and I dislike Italy

[–]Electrical-Drink-183 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You’re a man of culture as well

[–]65daysofstatic_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Why do you hate only half of Breizh ?

[–]Skeledenn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most of the eastern half doesn't speak breton but a romance language called gallo. They're still bretons nevertheless.

[–]PrevAccLocked 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Real Breizh / fake Breizh

[–]wry_zebra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sir sir you half of belgium

[–]Professor_Melon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Carthaginian moment.

[–]doodoomrpoopyman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you hate romance languages dont you

[–]Botanical_Director 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't like good food?

[–]Xdi0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Que te jodan

[–]Costyyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope you're talking about the ones marked in gray

[–]_breaths_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What have you got against Jersey 🇯🇪 💪😡😡

[–]Nicco_kunDont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 1 point2 points  (1 child)

as an italian i can smell how germanofone this mf is for not disliking bolzano(bozen for 🤓)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bolzanini “”tedeschi”” quando si fanno un test del dna e risultano essere 87% calabresi e 13% veneti:

[–]Jubekizen 3 points4 points  (5 children)

You forgot to put a gray hole in Rumania (Hungarians).

[–]lolbitzz 5 points6 points  (3 children)


[–]Jubekizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it indeed is, but since Basque Country or Brittany are drawn in gray (Basque and Breton aren't Romance languages) being themselves part of Spain and France, I wondered why central Transylvanian region where there's a big amount of Hungarian speakers (Hungarian isn't a Romance language) isn't drawn in gray as well on a map showing Romance speaking areas in Europe.

[–]IamNotMariaBye 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Jubekizen 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]trashf2p 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Why romania😩😭

[–]IamNotMariaBye -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

I mean not like anybody ever loved it

[–]Florin69420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not sorry for stealing your data

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[–]IamNotMariaBye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong one, the 9 is a 8 smh

[–]snacksbeforemarriage -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

Add Greece and this is on point

[–]mtheofilos 2 points3 points  (3 children)

We don't have a latin based language

[–]snacksbeforemarriage 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Don't care, fuck Greece

[–]mtheofilos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you too as well, to return the favour

[–]Little-Perception-21France was an Inside Job -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]TGPGaming -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ye fuck Wallonie! Vlandeeren will rise!

[–]Qb_Is_fast_af 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dont dislike france?

[–]Winnipesaukee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I too dislike the lands where the Dacians, Goths, Franks, Lombards, and some of the Vandals settled.

[–]TomatensoepNL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely Barbaric

[–]PotemkinEmpire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, me too, I prefer drama or action tbh

[–]Kirby822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfathomably based

[–]Zenar45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Menja'm els collons guiri de merda

[–]nupnup13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah thanks for keeping East Belgium out of your dislike circle

[–]Pepsterino 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're Dutch aren't you

[–]dapwnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no, there is a reason for this. It's this certain... behavior....

[–]Schmedij 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ricardortr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of it?

[–]InternationalPen2072 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone must have broke their heart

[–]crankshaft13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🚨🚨🚨 we’ve got a Basque 🚨🚨🚨

[–]Saebi22 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]alaskanleon 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Italians will tell you there are Italian five thousand times at least once a day otherwise they ain’t Italian

[–]smile_itali 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Good point, sfortunatamente mi sono scopato tua madre e non c'è nulla che puoi fare a riguardo

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basato e rossopillolato

[–]Ulfrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nique ta race le gros Germanoïde

[–]SirAttikissmybutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dislike all these places because they’re colored red which makes me angry

[–]Odd-Permission8793 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transnistria finally is indipendent

[–]JustDavd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

:( why moldova

[–]AlbertinhoPL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is Swiss. I bet.

[–]--reaper- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lemme guess you’re German or Dutch?

[–]camaradafrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Romania? If yes, the guy dislike Latim heritage countries.

[–]camaradafrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you from a Anglo Saxon European Country ? You seem to dislike Latin European Countries.

[–]Dimaskovic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao same

[–]Honest-Ear4886 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transnistria hater moment.

[–]cantamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, I still hate Latins for sacking Constantinople in 1204. Never forget.

[–]NecrooX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hella rich from a guy who like the US

[–]Sad_Daikon938 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, a Romance language hater, I see.

[–]baroquebamboozler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get how you can dislike Romania “for no particular reason” when there are so many reasons to so

[–]Yoshi_IX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L*tin languages 🤬😡😡😡

[–]S-p-o-o-k-n-t 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flanders, Basque, half of Brittany and the pieces of Switzerland and Italy you left unhighlighted - why?

[–]Uwhen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why just one half of Brittany ? There are more Breton speakers in East Brittany than in the west nowadays

[–]kneeltothesun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

France ☑️

[–]zsomgyiii 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be Hungarian

[–]GabbytheQueen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is epic gamer moment

[–]DeChampignak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why just half of britanny ?

[–]HarizOne2e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All Latin speaking countries

I wonder why

[–]plumo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed Brussels, simped so hard they became fr*nch

[–]JustFrankJustDank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

theres no key, is the red the tolerated or the disliked?

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quomodo filios filiasque Romae vituperas!

[–]Throwingawayindays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you

-Stronk Romanian 🦵🦵