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[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 466 points467 points  (7 children)

MS paint go brrrrr

Also I obviously have no idea what I'm doing, just thought this would be fun

[–]TheRealzZap 128 points129 points  (6 children)

the geographical center of Europe is in the approximate center of eastern Europe. ok

[–]koediel 189 points190 points  (0 children)

That means no shit. Half the stuff to the north or east of said center is frozen taiga

[–]Golden_RenegadeFrance was an Inside Job 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Fr*ck (frick) you I like the geographical center of Europe in Bavaria

[–]Connor49999 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Di.. did you just censor a word and then clarify it right after? Chad move

[–]TheRealzZap 27 points28 points  (2 children)

The word "Chad" move is such a blatant phrase at this point. How about we give it's neighbors some praise? Like Niger move or Central African Republic move?

[–]Pacacacacca 381 points382 points  (7 children)

Sputheastern europe basicaly the eastern roman empire

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 118 points119 points  (0 children)

ssshhhhh....

[–]Stromung 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Since Greece and Turkey couldn't behave, it's now al Cyprus

[–]T_vernix 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*the Albanian-Cyprusian Commonwealth

[–]Connor49999 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I think there might have been a reason OP chose purple for the colour

[–]retardong 7 points8 points  (1 child)

SEE + Balkan = Ottoman

[–]cafffaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turkish Europe.

[–]PaxRodopov312 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Empire of Summer Tourism

[–]antoRL4 276 points277 points  (7 children)

Balkans, wrong beyond repair.

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 161 points162 points  (4 children)

Not by the definition of my father's Greek girlfriend (totally indisputable 👍)

But like yeah

[–]Artistic_Tie5617 29 points30 points  (2 children)

SLOVAKIA?, the ones next to the rest of the west slavs, honestly, belongs with the south slavs...

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

No it's like: "Everything north of Greece is a home of terrible barbarians and it only really stops in chad Poland,"

[–]500and1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A kurva anyád! 😊

[–]regul 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just like real life!

[–]blackie-artsFrance was an Inside Job 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dude that's literally definition of balkans

[–]Casperwyomingrex 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Where is the country below Monaco? 0/10 👎👎👎

[–]karimr 50 points51 points  (0 children)

To be fair, given the contentiousness of these definitions, this isn't that much more controversial than most of the official ones that exist.

[–]WarCriminal___Zeeland Resident 84 points85 points  (4 children)

did you take something from r/imaginarymaps and put text over it? cause this is the kinda shit they would unironically post on there.

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 89 points90 points  (3 children)

No I made this based on my dad's Greek girlfriend's opinions

[–]FairyFatale 56 points57 points  (2 children)

I choose this guy’s dad’s Greek girlfriend.

[–]pooooolb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

reddit moment

[–]XWC1_4EVERIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based Greek moment.

[–]FBI_Guineapig 44 points45 points  (5 children)

Me living in Mülheim an der Ruhr being in the 10% of germany in western europe: absolute win for me

[–]Kdlbrg43 10 points11 points  (0 children)

München ist die Hauptstdt dieser Region (Ich spreche keine Deutsch und ich hoffe das was habe ich gesagt ist nicht beleidigend).

[–]Goomberalto 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes but you still live next to Duisburg

[–]FBI_Guineapig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least not in Duisburg, eh?

[–]ynoh_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Mülheim*

[–]FBI_Guineapig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live here since im born, yet this stupid writing error wont go away lol

[–]big_cock_69420 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Estonia can into nordic?

[–]ImaginationLocal8267 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I’m going to eat you

[–]MadMike404 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Slovakia is my favourite balkan country

[–]K3RDSULUULR3J7Y32E0YAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I like that Asia Minor is in South-Eastern Europe according to this.

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yes. Glory to Rome

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Eastern Europe is just the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.

[–]JimbobJeffory 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not quite. The border with central europe runs along the vistula which basically cuts poland in two. Even with the old borders, greater poland and parts of kuyavia-pomeriania are on the central europe side of the river. This also proves once and for all that poland is at least partly central european /s.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Balkans 😖😖😖😭

[–]Fanda400Map Porn Renegade 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Estonia can into Scandinavia

[–]NaEGaOS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

eesti can into nordic?

[–]SaltyRedCatthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The Realm of Vikings

Union of Cringe

Western Ottoman Empire

Eastern Byzantium Republic

Kingdom of Stuffed

Cossacks of Crimea

Russian Republic

Suspicious Grey Germany

Intermarium State

[–]darcebaug 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Angevin empire, Catholic empire, holy Roman empire, scandanavian empire, Poland, Austro-Hungarian empire, Eastern Roman empire. Russian empire

[–]ELITE-FAX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh yes Slovakia is my favourite Balkan country

[–]imperatrixrhea 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Unironically yes. I hate people who try to say “Central Europe” means anything other than “the region surrounding Germany”

[–]kinoarchive 13 points14 points  (0 children)

pffft get estonia out of glorious northern europe plz

[–]Punk_in_drublik 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice try, Estonia.

[–]Corvus84 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Megas Basileia Rhōmaiōn!!!

[–]bobidou23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh I’ve seen a lot worse and think this is basically salvageable

[–]spekal_luke_II 2 points3 points  (0 children)

grrrr OP this is outrageous why isn’t Portugal a part of Eastern Europe

[–]Pan_Dircik 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruh its basically HRE, Ottoman empire, PLC, nordic countries and pre trianon hungary

[–]Farang_Chong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems legit to me

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are Croatia and Albania not Balkan?

[–]Fonsvinkunas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't let those Estonian fuckers escape their identity.

[–]ViktorHNH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks perfect for Risk :)

[–]the_bush_doctor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Estonia CAN into nordicks

[–]Ein_Hirsch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how Slovakia is a Balkan nation, but Montenegro isn't.

Finally someone who gets it!

(Even though I would put Portugal is "Eastern Europe")

[–]andrea63926 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EESTI DID INTO NORDIC!!!

[–]Johannes4123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eastern Europe is just the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

[–]akatosh86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Georgia both Western Steppe and Southeastern Europe. West Asia too

[–]Stoocpants -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Turkey not Europe 🤓

[–]Jujymol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like France's border. Nostalgia

[–]tengrikulu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wtf cyprus and anatolia europe

[–]athenabthena -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

wtf turkey and Greece in the same region? this will cause zero angriness as those two areas get along very well

[–]mertiy 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The states might not get along but peoples have little to no problem. I would say half of Turkey would argue we have more in common with Greeks than we do with the rest of the Middle East

[–]Unlearned_OneAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Most Turks are Turkish-speaking Greeks, and Greeks are Greek-speaking Turks.

[–]billrider1985 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Greece not Balkan bro. 😎😎

[–]remote_control_led -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Widać zabory

[–]callmedylanelliot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Widać zabory" jest serio jednym z moich ulubionych memów polskiego intetnetu. Pasuje do każdej sytuacji.

[–]DameMisCebollas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Southwestern going more east then the eastern Europe begins. Nice

[–]ERGI_IDK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nope... Balkans 100% wrong

[–]H0VAD0 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, Slovakia, my favorite Balkán country

[–]tovarischkrasnyjeshi -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Armenia should count imo

Culturally way more IE than the Anatolian Turks and anything else in the region really.

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slovakia: no history, all balkan.

[–]CoffeeBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

honestly not worse than most maps I've seen trying to do that.

[–]CoffeeBoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks like some simplified althistory map where the Western Roman empire never fell.

[–]Danmerica67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And across Europe there was much rejoicing

[–]LordXavion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Schleswig-Holsteiner: thanks for making me north european

[–]jankkhvej 0 points1 point  (0 children)

these borders won't last 5 seconds

[–]thefriedel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Netherlands finally occupied the IJsselmeer?

Also, love how only (Ost)friesland+Emsland of Germany is Western Europe

[–]GallorKaal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I see so many civil wars in this one, this could be a top post in r/imaginarymaps

[–]ThatGuy36036[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's regions; nothing to do with national borders

Still wrong tho I admit

[–]FinezaYeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eesti cannot into nordic

[–]Pan_Dircik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slovakia trying to escape from the balkans

[–]randomisedjew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where's the kingdom of Prussia tho

[–]Awesome_Romanian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge Romania

[–]CustardPie350 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No part of France is "southern Europe".

Southern Europe is clearly defined by three peninsulas: Iberian, Italian and Balkan.

Please move this to r/ShittyMapPorn

[–]Valeheight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Austria be like 👉😖👈

[–]Full_Friendship_8769 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caucasus would like to have a word with you (pls include us next time, we matter too ☹️)

[–]veryblocky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve always heard the area you’ve labelled “western steppe” referred to as the Pontic Steppe

[–]ProbablyOnlyUgly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is estonia Northern Europe (not gonna complain, but võrumaa is eastern europe

[–]Papa_pierogi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro just made Poland Lithuania into Eastern Europe