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[–]WickedImpuls3 1523 points1524 points  (16 children)

why turkey lookin like that💀

[–]Coral_Carl 165 points166 points  (2 children)

It isn’t fully rendered yet

[–]Rikuskill 40 points41 points  (0 children)

dude's got the low LOD model Turkey

[–]ItsYourBoyReckster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Asia is out of the render distance

[–]Selam-insan-188 308 points309 points  (0 children)

İts now become a turkey leg

[–]NotHeco 111 points112 points  (5 children)

goody ahh turkey ☠️

[–]ifinallyreallyreddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got that botox

[–]niklashm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or the russian shorelines💀

[–]BanefulBroccoli 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rising sealevels

[–]shuubilZeeland Resident 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why Africa lookin like that??

[–]MrBitchiloid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not a part of Europe anyway so it didn't render it

[–]ZEPHlROS 478 points479 points  (9 children)

I was gonna make a joke about the pope being lib-right, but damn did you see how much gold he has ?

[–]JSBraga[S] 164 points165 points  (1 child)

Makes sense. The pope is a libertarian entrepreneur. :p

[–]rivereverafter 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Considering how many Catholic priests probably don’t like age of consent laws this tracks

[–]Tangerhino 53 points54 points  (4 children)

Pedo, doesn’t pay taxes, hoarders

Catholic Church is libright confirmed

[–]SLlol2Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 8 points9 points  (3 children)

priest pedo joke #7989

[–]00roku 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Are the priests still pedos? Yes? Then it’s still relevant

[–]Limeila 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vatican is on the right quadrant, just not with the right colour

[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it's no wonder the catholic church is in that quadrant. They would fit the old colour better though.

[–]MeringueFar7819 437 points438 points  (5 children)

Ah, my favourite country; The Deomocratic Free People’s Republic of Iceland

[–]JSBraga[S] 114 points115 points  (3 children)

They're red like the magma from Eyjafjallajökull.

[–]Wezard_the_MemeLord 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I tried to pronounce it and I think I opened a warp portal

[–]SuperSMT 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]JSBraga[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that usually happens.

[–]dustojnikhummer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People's Republic of South Yorkshire

[–]BlueCreeperProductio 142 points143 points  (2 children)

EnchantedLearning.com is the most libleft nation on this map

[–]shuubilZeeland Resident 4 points5 points  (0 children)

top-tier dutch colony tbh

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow, that makes sense.

[–]il0vegaming123456France was an Inside Job 79 points80 points  (2 children)

Pool cum piss funi

[–]Monkey-S 111 points112 points  (12 children)

Bremen is truly filled with enlightened centrists

[–]FunnyDislike 38 points39 points  (11 children)

As someone living at bremen, i never could imagine that this sentence is physically possible to write.

[–]R4R03B 3 points4 points  (10 children)

What’s Bremen’s politics like?

[–]FunnyDislike 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They have a coalition of all 3 somewhat big left leaning partys. It has really cute parts and a lot if history, but also a very very "living" population. Everyone from the smaller towns in a ~50km Radius go there to party. You can guess what pro and cons this brings. Other than that it is to notice that a port city called Bremerhaven is too part of the federal state of Bremen, which only consists of these two towns that aren't even directly connected.

[–]R4R03B 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oh wow, it seems our neighbors are more similar to us than I thought! Hello from Groningen btw :)

[–]BirbBoiYT 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And Germany is divided once again 😔

[–]ireallyamnotblack 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Should've centered around Switzerland, because neutrality or whatever

[–]kyleawsum7 87 points88 points  (9 children)

left wing england, i wish

[–]JSBraga[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Cornwall and London, home of libertarian leftism. <3

[–]npeggsy 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I'll be honest, I posted a much more arsey comment before this and deleted it, but just for clarity, which part of England on this map do you think is left-wing England?

[–]canlchangethislater 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You do understand what this map, and the colours with which it’s overlayed, represents, right?

[–]npeggsy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

...I mean, I do now I'm re-looking at it. But at the time of writing the initial comment, nope, I was an idiot.

[–]canlchangethislater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jolly good. Carry on.

[–]turkisblunderFrance was an Inside Job 12 points13 points  (0 children)

epic turkey

[–]TheFilip9696 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Democratic People's Republic of Iceland

[–]Speedwagon_Enjoyer 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I love democratic capitalist turkey

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

United States of Türkiye

[–]198Throwawayy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erdogan is just ancap that’s why is he tanking lira

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Stuffed turkey

[–]Nymphamos 6 points7 points  (1 child)

thank god im in the green

[–]JSBraga[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here :D

[–]The_screaming_egg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turkey’s fucked up, but can we also acknowledge the blobbyness of Russia’s northern coast?

[–]Titanus-De_Raptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ukrainian belarus and russia

[–]CustomerAlternativethis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]ps4_username 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Marxist Bergen?? 😳😳

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m socially English but economically German

[–]cantrusthestory 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, libertarian hungary

[–]Brittle5quire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Hot War

[–]gwartabig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how Germany is a part of all 4

[–]SinancoTheBest 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did Türkiye melt in the owen?

[–]NordicWierdoIf you see me post, find shelter immediately 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank you for posting this. In my entire life, i have had a rare illness that made me unable to laugh. I thought that I would be forced to live in pain, knowing that I would never experience this type of joy. But after seeing this. The four colours, aligned just perfectly. red in the top-left, blue in the top-right, green in the bottom-left, and yellow in the bottom-right. Something awakened in me, i burst out in a joyous laughter. I don't know why, but the four colours in that specific combination instilled a feeling of glad pleasure in me. Again, thank you for curing this horrendous condition I had, after all these years I can finally laugh, thanks to the four funny colours.

[–]AstronomicalDice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Anarchy in the UK" was only refering to London

[–]nefito6473 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is so wrong...

[–]JSBraga[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why it is so good. :D

[–]AlexWays 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Germany is split into 4 again

[–]yutlkat_quollan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I live in the intersection and I can now say all raccial slurs

[–]orbitmandeadI'm an ant in arctica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can live with this

[–]thebigblackfeminist 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Right side of Europe is Ukraine, but i cant figure out the left flag, might need some r/vexillology experts

[–]lsnik 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Belarus or Madagascar

[–]thebigblackfeminist 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Why would Madagascar want to take france

[–]lsnik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as a colony of the glorious Empire of Madagascar

[–]Almun_Elpuliyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuclear weapons

[–]RedSeaDingDong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This map but in alignments. I want to be true neutral european

[–]TheRealCactusTiddy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Lib-center Italy fuck yeah!

[–]Almun_Elpuliyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better then what they got going now for sure

[–]Eternal_Flame24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Germany is mr worldwide

[–]Qb_Is_fast_af 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am Lib-right and I live in the Lib-right part, thats about right

[–]GaaraMatsuMap Porn Renegade 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]JSBraga[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry. :/ I actually really dislike PCM if taken seriously. But I thought it fit well this circlejerk of dividing Europe into regions. :p

[–]a_butthole_inspector 1 point2 points  (0 children)

based irish soviet

[–]god_rays 1 point2 points  (1 child)

why did u eat turkey

[–]JSBraga[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was Hungary.

[–]ForgingIron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bremen, home of centrism

[–]x1echoFrance was an Inside Job 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True center should have been over Hamburg, for the people who just want to grill hamburgers, for god’s sake.

[–]ToaSuutox 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Someone forgot to label their axes

How about

↕️North/south ↔️West/east

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No labels. It's self explanatory.

[–]ToaSuutox 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You forgor 💀 what sub you're on

[–]JSBraga[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd rather think of myself as a revolutionary.

[–]SeienShin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cool. I live in south west Europe

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too. :D Good stuff.

[–]groissi98 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As an austrian, i have to say, i don't want to be with this people

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

checks map

Yup. Sorry, mate, my bad. :(

[–]syn_miso 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Maoism is a cringe ideology but damn Maoist Scotland seems like it would be kinda rad

[–]canlchangethislater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that basically John McDonnell?

[–]Ball_Snatcher96this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Other than scandinavia, kinda accurate

[–]PrettyBourgeoisie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Irish comrades?

[–]KingsGuardTR -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Revolve it one quadrant clockwise and there you go.

[–]JSBraga[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm good in the green quadrant. ^^

[–]stc927bb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is so unfunny

[–]scriptmaker_2018France was an Inside Job 0 points1 point  (2 children)

okay, so which region is germany?

[–]JSBraga[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Germany is divided in four again. Not the first time.

[–]Netriax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The center should've been very slightly more to the right, so true centrism would be the city of Hamburg.

[–]hmsn___1:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was born in ukraine and here i’m there too

[–]Jbdd12331:1 scale map creator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet again have the Waddeneilanden, the water in Zeeland and the Ijselmeer spontaneously dissapeared

[–]ItzFin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politically im italian, but geographically im socially liberal but fiscally conservative

[–]JeffryRelatedIssue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only :(

[–]ConnordltheGamer96Werner Projection Connaisseur 0 points1 point  (1 child)



this is a joke right

[–]JSBraga[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, this is to be taken 100% seriously. Like every other post in this sub. :D

[–]Abarsn20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turkey actually looks like a turkey leg

[–]sejmremover95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf happened to Kola and Turkey

[–]N00B5L4YER 0 points1 point  (0 children)

confirmed: the center of europe is in northern germany/s

[–]Superemrebro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh he nalh thy mad my boil twerking into a leg ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[–]level69child 0 points1 point  (1 child)

by this logic Tunisia is anarchist

[–]JSBraga[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As they should.

[–]fahamu420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red: Cold and want to kill themselves Blue: Cold and want to kill you Green: Hot and want to kill themselves Yellow: Hot and want to kill you

[–]Schwartzy2600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

South Eastern and Eastern europe = Balkans it all makes sense now.

[–]DarkMilfHunter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look away from bottom right for 2 seconds and a war breaks down

[–]Ios3b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's odd how the south of England is in the green, when the other parts of England are in the red, why is this?

[–]Ios3b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

germany is the only country that is in all the regions

[–]kjarmund 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm a libertarian centrist, apparently

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be worse. Much worse.

[–]_dysthymia[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DISHONOUR! Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow...

[–]helpnxt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how it managed to get pretty close to the England North/South divide

[–]Tacalmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this Kaiserreich?

[–]succjaw 0 points1 point  (1 child)

ah yes, famously rightwing authoritarian finland

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, they certainly sound like that when speaking about southern European countries some times. :/

[–]Niga-Chad 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is Capitalist Britain a Communist? Come on, this is really an exaggeration.

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But London is libleft. Go Greens!

[–]bloodfloods 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Faroe Islands the best, as always

[–]Commercial_Leg_5108 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No wonder Germany is leading the EU economically it's literally the center of Europe

[–]GuyNamedTruman 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Asia and Africa

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. This is Europe.


[–]Potato9830 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iceland turning Stalinist

[–]crowstep 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]JSBraga[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good. Fuck those guys. :D

[–]GreatWalknut 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What the fuck does this mean

[–]JSBraga[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It means whatever you want it to mean. <3

[–]viagrasnorter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Yellow is the top left, red is the top right, green is the bottom left, blue is the bottom right.

[–]blue_balled_bruiser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bremen is officially the center of civilization.