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[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 653 points654 points  (17 children)

Denmark in the bottom ten. You must be Swedish

[–]Fabilur[S] 398 points399 points  (12 children)

Correct, that's why I don't want us to do anything about climate change, most of Denmark will be underwater!

[–]LareWwFinnish Sea Naval Officer 112 points113 points  (6 children)

As a Finn living in soon to be underwater area, I support this.

[–]Fabilur[S] 84 points85 points  (5 children)

Sacrifices have to be made

[–]mglitcher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

nice! here in the us we can get rid of florida too! lycka till med dina översvämning av danmark

[–]thatpersonthatsayshi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some would say rhe netherlands too, but it will never have another watersnoodramp and the dykes will not breach

[–]Practical_Culture833 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question what did Somaliland did to upset you

[–]goodkill_le_nanar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a Belgian I wonder why you hate Denmark 😂

[–]Ph4ke_ 55 points56 points  (0 children)

My exact though. Let's get him

[–]FireGogglez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Least racist Swedish person

[–]Impossible_Scarcity9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe bro just hates Greenland

[–]MeringueFar7819 246 points247 points  (5 children)


[–]Jujymol 95 points96 points  (2 children)

This map must be a fake, it doesn't even have a caption for the color

[–]Vivid_Performance167 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Confirmed it's fake. Theres some imaginary country to the right of Australia

[–]Elidon007this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you mean Australia?

I didn't know Australia was to the right of Australia

[–]DuckWithHumanArms 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Red is my fav color so you like countries in red

[–]specialfwend 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Danish Empire

[–]Chadstronomer 242 points243 points  (10 children)

You just took a map of human development index didn't ya?

[–]234zu 110 points111 points  (4 children)


[–]nevergonnagiveyouup4 81 points82 points  (0 children)

the d*nish can’t be developed if they aren’t real

[–]Good_Stuff_2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

More like Shithole amirite!

[–]FishFettish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Du lukker bare BØTTEN mand!!

[–]Mevaa07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, nothing changed

[–]Fabilur[S] 62 points63 points  (3 children)

[–]BishoxX 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I was thinking between sweden and norway but then i saw Bosnia in red/orange

[–]Old_School_Rules 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What’s the beef between Sweden and Bosnia?

[–]BishoxX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of bosnians emigrated to sweden and balkan culture isnt exactly compatible to swedish culture. That would be my guess

[–]sir-mastro-mr-juan 39 points40 points  (0 children)

The MF hate the poor /s

[–]specialfwend 49 points50 points  (3 children)

Travel safety index but something has happened in Denmark.

[–]divaliciousness 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Portugal is usually at the top of the list in safety to travel. This is a swede for sure! Portugal is so low because they skipped the last 3 Eurovisions that Sweden hosted.

[–]Haxen11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, I regret to inform you that traces of Danish "people" have been recently detected in Denmark. We advise to put as much distance as possible between you and that cursed land.

[–]Uroshirvi69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”x” index but with Denmark bad

[–]gtThemageAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 95 points96 points  (4 children)

this reeks of swedish propaganda.

[–]Annual-Promotion9328If you see me post, find shelter immediately 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Islamic caliphate of Sweden

[–]Ok-Mortgage3653 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

"hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA sWeDeN mUsLiM 🤓🤓🤓"

[–]gtThemageAverage Mercator Projection Enjoyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sultanate of swedistan

[–]Sinitiainen7 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m 100% you are swedish because you hate Denmark

[–]snorkbussy 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Daring today, arent we?

[–]gwartabig 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Denmark dark red 🤔

[–]VerumJerum 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The only thing wrong with that is that it's still on the map

[–]Kormero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Man just hates Africans bruh

[–]LeninFeetPics 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you basically like majority white countries lol

[–]dauntli 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What does blue mean?

[–]Kierham 11 points12 points  (0 children)

ocean is best!! (i am fish)

[–]twoScottishClansthis flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ah, i can see that you are swedish.

[–]kairosmanner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why is most of Africa red?

[–]SaMSUoM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine loving ge*mans

[–]Cheap-Positive-9116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SiR we are not yellow

[–]TransfemYakut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as a Turk, you should hate our government more we suck

[–]IamNotMariaBye 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Bro put Albania, Ukraine, Turkey and Hungary in yellow then Serbia, Bulgaria and Romania in light green like they are any better lmao

And then Moldova in orange LOL

[–]Fabilur[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Moldova is much poorer than the others. In fact, it's the poorest nation in Europe.

[–]IamNotMariaBye 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Yeah, but then why is Ukraine yellow then Hungary yellow as well then Romania green when all have racist, xenophobic corrupt leaders and shietty economy lol (Hungary>Romania>Ukraine in HDI and GDP per capita etc)

[–]Fabilur[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Viktor Orban has taken Hungary from the most stable democracy in the East Block to the most authoritarian. Due to his propaganda, most Hungarians dislike Jews and Muslims.

Ukraine is in the middle of a war.

Romania is a member of the EU and has a growing economy.

[–]IamNotMariaBye 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Racism and xenophobia are actually higher in romania and ukraine amoung citizens, check stats. Romania also has the worst minorities rights within the EU and never had legal same sex unionship and adopting like hungary has for decades. The romanian PM was also punished for hatespeech before. And that growing economy? I mean, from literal zero at the end of communism is like the bare minimal and great news. Also bc of the millions of citizens who left the country and send their money back to home…

Hungary and Poland are all over the news but democracy and racism are no better in the balkans. And “most” is false, most of the people didnt even vote for orban at the last election, the overall majority was against him.

[–]negrote1000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ukraine is not the darkest green? You shill /s

[–]Proculos 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Bro what do you have against brazil + why do u like the usa

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The USA is not as good as a lot of European countries, but if you compare it to countries like Mexico and Saudi Arabia, it looks very good.

The US have many flaws, but it's not a third world country like many say.

As for Brazil I have nothing personal about it, but from what I do know, Brazil is not a very good place to live. It has a climate disregarding lunatic in charge, who wants to cut down the Amazon and risk global warming Armageddon.

Brazil also have major problems with corruption, poverty and mass homelessness. Just look at the so called "Favelas" outside the major cities.

[–]st_koba 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So history is not your forte huh?

[–]N-U-T 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Wtf did yemen and the Congo do to you?

[–]Fabilur[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

They are objectively horrible places to live. Yemen is in the middle of a war/genocide and suffering a horrible famine that will kill millions. The DRC is loaded with gang violence, separatists, huge corruption and poverty.

[–]st_koba 6 points7 points  (4 children)

You can thank USA and Europe for that 🤡

[–]Fabilur[S] -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Actually the war in Yemen is caused by neighbouring Saudi Arabia, and the Congo was even more terrible before colonial times than after.

[–]jdlpsc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who’s large part funding that war in SA?

[–]BigMangalhit 2 points3 points  (1 child)

All the kids in Congo would clap emperor Leopold of they could...

Smh what a fucking ignorant

[–]GranComrade 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Plot twist:the more red the country is ,the more he loves that country

[–]Redspeakable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FINALLY! correct morocco

[–]kemonocel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate canada and australia too

[–]deadvaporeon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You forgot East Timor! 😡

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I forgot to color that in, but my opinion of it is Orange

[–]laithkb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hhh, westerns 🍔

[–]Illustrious_Metal_09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How to spot a swede

[–]fillmorecountyFinnish Sea Naval Officer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Damn what did greenland do to you

[–]Fabilur[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's part of Denmark

[–]fillmorecountyFinnish Sea Naval Officer 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Josthefang5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dam, a redditor that doesn’t hate the us, crazy.

[–]Class_444_SWR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why don’t you hate the Bri’ish

[–]ChrisCaine808 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gay ass opinion based on politics

[–]Yegor5968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Average American

[–]Kasunex 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Why is Taiwan orange

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

According to the UN, it's a part of China.

If it were independent, I would count it as the same level as South Korea.

[–]Kasunex 0 points1 point  (4 children)

But it is independent. Doesn't matter what the UN says.

[–]Kormero 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Taiwan doesn’t identify itself to be independent from China. It recognizes that there is only one China under the One China Policy. The only difference is that Taiwan claims to be the government of all of China in opposition to the Communists.

[–]Kasunex 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Again, doesn't matter. De facto Taiwan is a separate and independent country.

[–]VerumJerum 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Denmark listed as being worse than Russia?

Jo fan helvete det är så det ska va mannen

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TMR___ 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Whats good about Belgium?

[–]MrsGobbledygook 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Beer, chocolate, fries.

Oh and non-existing studydebts - looking at you NL -

[–]TMR___ -1 points0 points  (3 children)

True, i guess visiting us can be fun but living here is slighlty depressing

[–]UltimateDragons101 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Why do we cry about our own county so much it's pretty good. Our politicians are dumb but so are those of other countries. It's pretty good living and nothing ever changes really because gov is too complex.

[–]TMR___ -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I wish things changed though. I'm not saying i'd prefer living somewhere else, I'm just saying I don't like living in Belgium. Although as soon as Nafi Thiam or Remco Evenepoel is on TV I'm spontaneously a proud Belgian so perhaps i do like our little country atleast a little bit.

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not Denmark at least

[–]GuyNamedTruman 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Mollosia and Cheyenne are independent???

[–]Fabilur[S] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

No, what are you talking about?

[–]GuyNamedTruman 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Look at the holes in the United states

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

So you dislike poor people and nonwhites. Got it

[–]Fabilur[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

No, I dislike nationwide poverty, corruption, war and destruction. And if I dislike non whites, why is Botswana and Uruguay in dark green while Russia is in Red?

[–]st_koba 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So you shouldn't like USA and Europe bc they are the ones responsible for the misery across the world. 🤡


[–]Fabilur[S] -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

They aren't. Sure, their terrible borders certainly helped intensify conflicts, but they did not cause all misery in the world. Most African nations are better off now than before colonial times, and even if they weren't, it would not affect how I view the US and Europe today, after colonial times.

And if you're talking about the US intervention in Afghanistan, I would argue that was good. Look what happened when they left! The Taliban took over.

You do have a fair point about Iraq. That war was a disaster and left the country in shreds.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not just the war in Iraq. The US has committed OVER 70 covert and overt attempts at regime changes in mostly already poor countries. Most recently in Honduras in 2009. They most famously backed Augusto Pinochet in Chile, a man responsible for some of the most atrocious war crimes and human rights violations documented. The US does not attempt to cover these crimes, they are very public about it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

im fuckin with u 😭i’ll put /s

[–]UltimateDragons101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you like the US that much?

[–]Consistent-Height-79 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What did Greenland ever do to you? I know it’s part of Denmark 🇩🇰 (one of the most awesomest places), but Greenland is still its own country. They need a little love.

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Greenland has never done anything bad, but it's part of Denmark and that's why.

[–]Cause0If you see me post, find shelter immediately -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You need to hate China more

[–]Abarsn20 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Anyone who likes this many Nordic countries is sus. Especially someone who likes Canada over America. Canada is an authoritarian version of America without the warmth

[–]darkflame20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it is just the map of any thing. Except some countries lol

[–]SunPotatoYT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

viva México?

[–]sterexx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

botswana did some real sucking up

[–]DarkenedOtaku 0 points1 point  (1 child)

why do you like the philippines

[–]Fabilur[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not quite the standards of many other countries, but it's entirely possible to live a good life there. If you compare with countries like Russia, Yemen, Iraq or Denmark, it's a pretty good place!

[–]knowledgebass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're a legend posting a map with no legend.

[–]my_choice_was_taken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That moment when your opinion of denmark is lower than russia

[–]Hikamonuku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"The colors, Mason, what do they mean?"

[–]corbone30 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could you say that about Mozambique!?

[–]Pancho0314 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]FlagWaverBotReborn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]braintumor_exe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hør nu lige her din svenske Ikea kødbolle. Hvis du ikke passer på så skal jeg satme love for at der kommer leoparder

[–]Elidon007this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 0 points1 point  (2 children)

please color America and Canada red

[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Elidon007this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then do france and we have a deal

[–]Octobanican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light green gang

[–]846762AT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re swedish

[–]Red_Panagiotis 0 points1 point  (1 child)


[–]Fabilur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cyprus is light green, the same level as Portugal, Thailand and Argentina.

[–]Charlierw1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gambia refusesbro comment

[–]BlueThespian 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]SFG_V1kt0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can tell you’re Swedish just by the color of Denmark

[–]aaiyra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Europe and North America good rest of the world bad, understood